>When you are so ugly a curse turning you into a toad-orc

>>385074269
yeah it's a good joke

Haha yeah same with the horse

Yangus is so fucking based

VIII is one of the best JRPGs i've ever played. Will XI be able to top it i wonder

>>385074465

would marry the shit out of that horse

the names big bean

and yea im comin tah crash this plean!!!!

>>385074269
>start DQIX, used copy from the brother of a kid I knew many years ago who now shuns video games
>check existing save
>not even to the yggdrasil cutscene
welp, guess I don't have to worry about losing the dlc quests, he didn't get that far

Childish, gimmicky, collectathon bullshit game with no character. Give me any phantasy star any day.

When do you get stone waifu back in V? Is it at the end or what?

>>385074269
I'm interested in getting into DQ. I haven't played any of them. Where should I start? Is it important to play in any sort of order? does the story matter?

>>385074665
>grew up poor and parents could only afford a used Sega at a pawn shop
It's okay anon, we know you hate the world and yourself

>>385074817
I had it on ps2 soon after it came out, bored the hell out of me. Dark Cloud 2, Valkyrie Profile, all better games

>>385074780
Each game has it's own story and isn't related to other games.

Start with IV, if you have a DS you can play IV, V, VI and IX there.
3DS got a great remake of VII and an improved port of VIII.
I, II and III can be played on the phone, it works.

If you can't play them all, i highly reccomend V, VI and VIII.

V story is just amazing, very tragic and dark.

>>385074665
Why are you talking about Banjo Kazooie?

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>>385075365
bianca is a bitch don't marry her

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>>385076356
Only the best.

>>385075850
You mean Tooie?

>>385076914
that's not deborah

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>>385076914
>Not marrying your aryan childhood friend.

Blue haired anime waifu for turboautists.

>>385074665
man phantasy star might be one of the shittiest jrpgs ive played.

sega babbs really missed out on the greats.

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>>385076356
>>385076914
>not being dominated by an ice cold bitch that actually cares deep down inside but shows it in her weird way

>>385077205
And the anime childhood friend lover isn't?

>>385074750
Towards the ends.

>>385077132
Both

>>385077408
Bianca's design is realistic and good.

Nera is 2 levels down into panty quest, she could fit right into a Tales game.

>>385077749
What's wrong with the Tales games outside of the modem ones?

>>385077749
Does Bianca have the most doujins out of all dragon quest waifus?

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>>385078839
>mfw found a Bree Olsen Dragon Quest cosplay porn video of her as Jessica

Haven't played VIII because I'm still working on V but Jessica is hot.