>be enrolled innachurch
>some lame martyr's executioners, we get cool robes and name
>also this weird brass.. pyramid thing, I think it's from a gramophone?
>our tool of trade is a wheel
>A
>FUCKING
>WAGON
>WHEEL
>fast forward, bunch of immortal vampires move in
>me and my friends are gonna all go hit them with our wheels
>mfw we actually succeed
>wipe out the heretic scum
>gain insight from seeing some serious shit, realize the brass cone thing goes on your head
>>385045583
You forgot
>Be fulfilled that the enemy has been wiped out
>Kill myself and become a martyr like my master