>press C to crouch >press shift to jump >aim down sights

Toggle crouch with c
Hold crouch with ctrl

Use "print screen" to sprint.

Ah, yes. The fabled 00's...

>to start the game, press the power button
Nigga how am i suppose to play

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>e opens the inventory

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>change controls on first startup
>never run into these problems

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>Q/E is lean left-right
>"Okay I'll just rebind use to-"
>F IS FOR FLASHLIGHT NIGGA

>>385036562
>q is autorun
>shift+click to stop item

>>385035519
>x is sniff butthole
that would be okay but
>P to spread cheeks
it's all the way across the keyboard

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> Press E to use
> Hold E to open inventory
> Press E two times to switch item

>>385035519
>WASD to move
Seriously? 20 fucking years and devs still haven't seen the light that is the superior ESDF?

>>385040584
fucking christ i spilled my lemonade

>>385040758
>ESDF heretics still exist
the world is a dark and dangerous place still

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>>385035519
>game doesn't let you rebind anything to middle mouse button

>>385040584
>how to spot a shitty console port

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>>385036976
>controls return to default whenever game is closed

>>385041520
How fucking dare you even consider replying to my post, you low life WASD piece of shit

>>385037027
>ok G it is th-
>GRENADE
>ok maybe V
>VENTILATION
...
>B?
>Voice chat

>>385035519
>Game has multiple never used interactions that can be interacted with the normal interaction button
>You can't delete specific keybinds or leave them empty so you have to bind never used keys to them on your keyboard

>>385043175
make me, pussy
oh woa i guess you can't since your hands are too busy fondling ESDF balls
meanwhile my glorious fingers are only graced by the smooth purity of WASD

>>385043969
BGHJ All the way

>>385035519
Name 75 films, 50 mystery novels, 13 autobiographies, 11 video games and 9 BLACKED videos that do this.

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>Press I to invite friend in the game

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>>385044112

>>385044070
acceptable alternative, my compatriot

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>>385044112
fucking GOD why did i laugh

>>385044516
Because lolsorandom humour is pretty amusing sometimes.

What's wrong with C for crouch ;_;

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>>385044112

>>aim down sights with X
Shadow Warrior?

>>385043969
THAT'S IT, 1v1 ME RIGHT NOW
YOU MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN BOTHER SINCE I HAVE ACCESS TO MORE KEYBINDS THEREFORE A COMPETITIVE EDGE OVER YOU

>Press LMB to move forward
>Press RMB to move backwards

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>>385035519
>CTRL is punch

>>385045246
I want you to crouch while strafing right.

>>385045625
>pointer on C for crouch
>move middle finger from W to D
?

>>385043902
>want to bind middle mouse button to voice chat because it's convenient
>game has super important mechanic bound to it already
>gotta bind it to something else that won't fuck up my FPS brain

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I actually tried to play the very first Alone in the dark this evening.

What the fuck was that, not even gothic 1 is this retarded.

game has dedicated key for humming along to soundtrack

>>385037027
>>385043671
These got me good

>>385043175
>>385043969
>>385044070
Wow, look at all these brainlets.
7 z b / is clearly the best setup. No fatfingering the wrong key like a mong.

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>>385040584
The last two are retarded, but what's wrong with E to use? What key do you normally set it as?

>>385045625
Use your thumb...? Does no one else do this?
Hold down c with your thumb and rock to press space if you need to

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>>385035519
>press E to throw grenade

>>385040758
what game even uses esdf

where does this come from

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>middle mouse button to melee
>hold middle mouse button to sprint
>X to zoom
>X to zoom in more
>Z to unzoom

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>>385036108

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>page up to look up
>page down to look down
>strafe A/D
>CTRL to fire
>space is action button

>>385045569
>>385046724

early FPS were the good times

>>385035519

use is F, OP. everyone knows that.

>>385046778
>hold mouse 0 then drag to move
i could never make this useful or exploit it

>>385046032
>being THIS INCREDIBLY fat
>not mapping all four cardinal directions to the G key with a pressure sensor to determine what direction you're selecting based on how hard you're pressing the key
oh my god how can you be this pedestrian?

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>EDF 4.1
>default controls
>left mouse to fire right weapon
>right mouse to fire left weapon
>middle mouse to jump as fencer

>>385046395
Every game that respects you enough to allow rebinds from that god awful WASD setup.

>>385045508
YEAH BUT IT TAKES YOU A LOT LONGER TO ACTIVATE CAPS LOCK YOU BRITTLE-BONED FAGGOT
I'LL WIN THE WAR OF THE MINDS; HAVE FUN TRYING TO RECOVER AFTER TILTING

>>385046082
they're at the same time, anon

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>>385046032
Hello fellow human
How has your day been