SCP-682 is now in the last video game you've played.

>>385023372

> BoTW

Not going anywhere near him

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>>385023372
>Rabi-Ribi

>>385023372
>TF2
Death by random crit

>>385023372
>SCP-682
>autsitic fiction in my video games
no thank you

>>385023372
>Space Station 13
Theres already megafauna that are almost invincible, so nothing really unless it spawns on the station at the start of the round.

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>MGS5
The Skulls already exist in the game, so I guess it's just a model swap.

>>385023372
>HoTS
Malthael will still kill him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uvkp6xnqOI

>>385024115
>autistic fiction in my autistic fiction

>Re4

I guess Saddler really is smalltime.

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not much desu

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>Splatoon 2
How would this work exactly?

>rimworld
Either it rapes my colonists or it spawns as an animal and I either fuck up taming it and it rapes my colonists or I win the lottery and tame it and rape the planet

>>385023372
>Dragonball Fusions
Everything is fine.

What would Kirbys powers be if he inhaled him?

>blazblue central fiction

azrael finally gets to fight someone at full strenght. i would pay money to watch/play it

>>385023372
>Paper Mario
I put down Anti Guy, Kent C and The Master, creepy alligator thing stands no chance.

>>385023372
>Super Robot Wars V
Guess I'm not passing this level.

>Dark Souls 3

i uninstall

>>385023372
who

>Darkest Dungeon
fug

>>385025142
Indestructible intelligent alligator thing that hates humans with a passion.

>L.A. Noire
this is going to be one hell of a case

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>>385023372
>Team Fortress 2 VSH mode
I'm fiiine, man

>>385023372
Supreme Commander Forged Alliance
ez bb

>>385023372
Thus thing 's wiki page reads like awful fanfiction. Something a 12 year old would write, and proudly post online.

All the overpowered, unstoppable individual SCP's are dumb. 682, 106 and especially 076, which is the worst one in the entire series.

>>385024115
>scp
>autistic fiction
Pleb spotted

>>385023372
>Dawn of War
like it even matters that there's another hellish beast in the universe. it's not even out of place.
orks or something will probably kill it.

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>>385023372
I dunno boss

Seeing as Kirby is truly indestructible, that should be a really good boss fight.

>Shadow of Mordor
682 is gonna climb the ranks to become the black hand of Sauron while I make no progress in the game at all.

>>385025609
106 isn't exactly unstoppable. Also in a universe where there are scps that can end the world in an instant at any given moment, you're bound to have a few mary sues and that's okay

What're you fucking twelve?

>Fable 2
the new objetive is to contain him long enough, until we can use the power of the neddle to send him to other world or create a new one out of his reach.

>>385025360
>indestructible
Nah, he just regenerates really fast
They contain him by dumping him into a pool of acid

>ark

im taming it

>DOOM
just BFG I guess

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>>385024508

>mfw fusing with SCP-682 for the 100% health regen per turn

>>385026285
>eight billion titans to passive tame like a troodon

>>385026198
>unquenchable
>"naw he just gets thirsty real quick all the time"

>unbeatable
>"no he just hasn't lost"

What's with all the SCP threads lately? Did a new game get announced?

>>385023372
He dies.

>>385026783
It gets forced here every now and then. Most likely another batch of underages discovered it.

I think the frequency of SCP threads is too high right now, they're gonna be ran into the ground at this rate.

>>385026071
This, also, 076 isn't invincible, he can be killed, it's just that he always comes regenerates from the cube.

>>385023372
He's immediately sealed and tossed into a pocket dimension because he doesn't have any magic ability.

>>385026725
If he was indestructible, there would be no damage at all, ever. He's undying; he can't be killed but he takes damage. Like buddha mode

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>>385023372
Ok, since this is just an SCP thread, lets discuss what kind of an scp game you would want.

I would want a tomodachi life type game that takes place inside one of the SCP facilities. It would have a good mix of keters, euclids, and safes. You can interact with each of the SCP's and you need to follow certain guidelines, but you can also ignore protocol and find out new things about them.
You can fuck up the game and destroy your facility by letting a cataclysm event happen, or fucking up procedure so badly some keter escapes. You can send out Class D's and test out certain effects or interactions, and you can upgrade your facilities and "move over" more SCP's to your facility. I'd play it, i'd just want it to feel creepy - comfy.

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>Killing Floor
Ah fuck mate

>>385027276
are you sure you're not mistaking indestructible and invincible, you lil doofus?

>>385023372
a dead crocodile on two planks?

>>385026884
>it gets forced here
>"I don't like it so it must be forced"

>>385027351
A horror eroge where all the SCPs are now female.

>Underrail
Just let me pull out my assault rifle loaded with W2C rounds and I'll take care of him with just on burst.

>>385027395
By definition indestructible means he can't be destroyed. He isn't either of those because he's been Killed once before As well as taking massive damage.

>>385027351
i want to play as the squad that bags and tags shit
kind of payday 2 ish
one mission is almost a horror game against spooky don't break eye contact man
another mission is essentially a scavenger hunt for some kind of mundane-looking object like those dice that fuck everything up if you roll them
side objectives and randomization keep the missions fresh

>>385027627
>Killed once before
When did that happen?

>>385027540
>ywn make a harem with interdimensional SCP girls who both exist and don't at the same time

>>385027627
>>385027735
>killed once before
Are we talking about the everything is dead SCP or the oh shit we killed him, nah bitch I'm back bullshit?

>>385027735
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935

techincally he was dead here

>>385026884

>forced

Not really. There has been a resurface of SCP threads lately, but it is hardly being forced. Even if it were forced, these threads are a hell lot better than the console wars garbage anyway.

>>385027627
killed and destroyed are completely different things anon

The last 3 digits of your post are the SCP that's coming to fuck you up, how fucked are you?

I have no fucking clue, But I would probably gain Brozouf

>BDO
I guess he's a new world boss that won't be on NA for 6 months.

>FFXIV
>End-game raid statics autistically throw themselves at it trying to beat it.
Nothing, really.

>>385027916
Inb4 50+ replies

>>385027936
It would be quite easy in that game, just use triangular gate a few times and he'll probably die.

>>385027916
Hopefully something that won't melt my skin off

>>385023372
> SCP-682
am i supposed to know what this is? fucking christ u virgins

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>CS:GO
>it learns to one tap
>it learns to nade spots and muh corners

>>385026330
>BFG
>It can now fire BFG rounds

>>385027351
A real-time-with-pause squad tactics game with crew management like X-COM and JA2, with a layer of stress and psychological issues added.
Missions could be a combination of "handmade" story missions, procedurally generated ones and playermade scenarions (because our perfect SCP game comes with proper mod tools, of course).

>>385027916
aight lets see what happens


if i get 999 ill squee with joy

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>>385028054
Congratulations anon you got the water waifu.

>>385027916
irl or in game?

>>385023372
>Nioh
>682 can't die
>William can't die
This might take a while. Don't really want to think about what kind of shit it'd become if it interacted with amrita either.

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>God of War: Ghost of Sparta
if Kratos can take down something like Scylla then he can probably take down SCP-682

>>385027916
Let's do this.

>>385027916
ok

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>pillars of eternity
He'd either start sucking people's souls or get his soul removed

>>385027916
How fucked am i?
Probably fucked.
Pls no old man

The last three numbers of your post is the SCP you've been assigned to test. You get to choose which series it's from. How screwed are you?

>>385028439
give me a waifu

>>385027916
Probably not fucked

>>385027916
I CAN TAKE ON ANY SCP

>Runescape
lmao just pray melee and walk away
how is dying real just chug a brew

>>385027916

Let's spin the wheel.

>>385023372
>Redout
I guess it lies at the edge of the racetrack and watches the digital speeders go by?

R8 this hastily thrown together crap
>Classification: safe or euclid
>found when a random guy was using it to win street races out of the blue
>it's a old car of unrecognizable brand, the entertainment system is seemingly unable to receive any form of radio signals, other than that there is nothing worthy of note
>it's anomalous properties manifest only when the entertainment system is mounted in the car, if mounted on other cars it still won't pick up radio but it won't do anything strange, same for the car, a non-anomalous radio mounted on it will work normally without any strange effect
>the entertainment system seems to have ports compatible for floppy disks, cds, vinyls, dvds, blu ray, tape cassette, vhs, betamax, usb, sata [...] and [redacted] unidentified ports and formats
>when music is played through the stereo, the driver will enter a sort of trance and start driving in a way that "follows" the kind of music, the genre of the music seems to be more important than the music itself in order to determine how the user will drive
>the technical prowess of the user is, simply put, perfect, being able to instanctly react and plan even extremely complex maneuvers and execute them flawlessly, while not directly hostile however the user display no concerns for the well being of other drivers when it comes to their possible reaction at the scp sudden maneuvers

tl;dr: if you put up some music then it will make you into a driving god and change the way you drive for as long as the music is playing

>list of effect
>rock: very high speed, sudden maneuvers, nothing fancy, straight and to the point
>metal, like rock but the turns are even sharper and the car barely slow down reaching speeds up to [redacted] mph
>classical: speed well within the speed limit, maneouvers are smooth and graceful
>eurobeat: [DATA EXPUNGED] subject travelled at [REDACTED] mph while doing maneouvers that should by all means be impossible tofu was safely delivered

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521
This shit is fucking creepy

>>385028039
I feel like I could defend myself by just giving them some interesting mechanical stuff to mess with.

>>385028157
You probably should have waited longer than not at all to post then.

>>385028693
>it sprouts rocket engines out of its ass and joins the race

>>385023372
20 random assholes with gaudy weapons kill him in 8 minutes and 37 seconds in order to progress the plot forward and 1 guy goes home riding something that looks like its offspring

not much really changes

Sims 4

Fucked

>>385027916
let's see how this goes

>>385028303
Holy shit that's spooky.

And yes I'm fucked.

>>385023372
>tf2

It gets headhsotted by 3 snipers the instant it comes out of spawn and has the chance to do anything.

>>385027916
GO

>>385028710
I like it, but music genre is such a grey area.

>>385023372
>Crypt of the Necrodancer
as long as he's just a mook and not a boss character, I'll be fine

>>385028710
Sounds like with some work, it could make a great addition to the joke category.

>>385023372
>Monster Hunter 3U
I will fuck him up till the fucker decides to run away from the ridiculously overpowered hunter.

Then I can craft a sick god eater like weapon.

>>385028736
So it's basically Candlejack?

>>385027916
Thanks for ruining every scp thread ya cunt

Whatever, give me a waifu

>>385027916
gib

>>385027916

Oh boy, let's see how it goes.

>>385028710
>>385029068
Yeah this, should be something else like "the musical tone"

>>385028368
>Paper Crane
I guess i get a pet paper bird

>>385029173
That or just say the exact songs played.

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>>385029064
>Anon gets murdered by a brick wall

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>>385029149
>SCP-149 is a breed of mosquito which carries a strain of retrovirus (herein referred to as SCP-149-A) that mutates regenerating human cells into fertilized mosquito eggs
RIP me

>You will never use 113 on 76

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>>385027916
Rollin

>>385028736
I might need this explained

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Far cry 3 blood dragon

Hope the killstar works

>>385027916
Oh boy

>>385027916
Come to me and give me great SCP powers!

>>385029320
>You will never use 113

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191 is a precious little cinnamon roll and I want to protect her.

>>385027916
gib waifu

>>385027916
Let's test it.

>>385027916
Herewego.

>>385029332
It's an entity that takes information described about itself from any medium except pictographs. If you write about it, it'll steal the paper. If you speak about it, it'll steal you. What it does with the information is unknown.

>harvest moon

Well hopefully he won't eat my carrots I guess

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>>385027916
les see.

>>385029437
No, you get ax

>>385023372
>Dawn of War Ultimate Apocalypse mod
Time for exterminatus

>>385027372
As I'm thinking about it. That would be pretty cool in KF. I mean SCP mod where all usual zeds will be some weak SCP, but from time to time by random chance you will need to handle some specific SPC, and SCP-682 would be like "fuck you" from the RNGod with something like 0,0000002% chance to spawn, and only one way to handle him will be pretty much hard to solve easter egg, but without it, it'll be certain game over.

>>385027916
What could possibly go wrong

>>385023372
>skyrim
early end of the kalpa, if its just the game, but if it includes all the Elder scrolls lore, then the Numidium MIGHT be able to pop in and NO him out of existance
but then the subsequent dragon break will all but assure his survival in some timeline

>>385027916
we rollin

>>385024447
Ha

>>385023372
>Harvest Moon: Back To Nature
I'll just throw a cabbage at him and he'll be fine as rain in no time. If he gets near my chickens he's getting a blue scythe to the balls, though.

>>385027916
Here we go.

>>385029506
a plant that rapidly grows. yeah I think im screwed

>Total Warhammer

Wouldn't he just ally with orcs and go rape the Empire?

Is he just a crocodile Great Unclean One?

>>385029437
>Some guy attacks you with an ax
>It bounces off the floor and he decapitates himself

>>385027916
166 pls

>>385029431
Official loli tier list
>Too pure, must be protected at all costs
191
040
>Cute tier
239
053
134
>Delet tier
899

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>>385029380
>Completely portable
>Can tell me my health status and the health status of everyone else around me
Fuck yeah! it sounds like easy money!

>>385029738
>682 gets corrupted by chaos
Well they don't even need Archaon at this point.

>>385027916
Give me something good please.

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>>385023372
>see dis nigga in my Oblivion save
>pull out Mehrunes Razor
>after a few hits he dies instantly
>we wuz immortal shiiiiiieeeeeet

>>385027916
a

>>385027916
Death or no

>>385029795
>Reality-bending cat
I just gotta be good to it I guess, then trap it in a box where it can't see anything before I throw it in a lake

>>385025609
That's why you're not allowed to write them anymore there. They only remain due to being grandfathered in, trying to write anything stronger than Abel is automatically vetoed now.

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Let's not forget about the best SCP

>>385029795
>166

Delete yourself heathen

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>>385029332
>mfw I'm already in a marching band

>>385023372
What does it do?

>>385027916
please love me dad

>>385027916
Help me.

>>385025609
106 is slow and very stoppable
076 is killable he's just an edgy fag
682 is genuinely awful

Blame Gears, he wrote old man and lizard cunt

>>385027841
Why did they nuke themselves?

>>385027916
I dunnno.

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>>385023372
NEVER EXISTED

>>385030334
>I have to fight Firefox
Well that's fucking great.

>>385030246
>246

toss it in the trash, problem solved

>>385030356
Because they feared that whatever did this could follow them to their world if they came back

>>385027916

I win.

>>385027916

>>385030024
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-024
>An obstacle course of life or death
At least I get a random prize at the end

>>385030536
Oh.

>>385030356
Because whatever ended that world was brought into it by someone finding it in another world.
If they had gone back they would be spreading it.

>>385023372
Can someone explain what the fucking deal with this SCP shit is anyway?

I've seen in brought up before, but every time I go to the SCP site I have no clue what the fuck I'm supposed to be looking at, why the fuck I should care, or where any of this originated from in the first place. What's the point? Is there some kind of community?

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>that tale where several SCP-173 copies start to appear in America
>there's so many of them that eventually they have to nuke the entire continent

>>385029810
>040
>need to protect intensifies

>>385027916
b4 thread is kill

>>385027916

I'm not scared.

>>385029484
If I post about it on 4chan what then what doe

>>385030690
>Nuke
Can't you just have someone watch it while other people whack it with a pickax?

>>385030682
Spooky stories, and it started on 4chan.

>>385023372
>League
I'm pretty sure both lore wise and ingame there are dozens of characters that can kill IMMORTAL ALLIGATOR OC.

>>385030173
I basically regenerates really fucking fast and is fast/intelligent/strong, it will also can eat everything.

Aka: he is a god eater monster.

>>385030682
Started as a creepypasta on /x/ (i think it was the neck snapping statue, 173), grew into it's own thing

>>385030847
It can't be harmed.

>>385025609
682's point was that he would be "The One" but that seems to have been forgotten in time. Anybody have the cap of the super robot from space which was really shitty?

>>385030682
It's just short stories under the format of an institution that works to contain sources of paranormal activity. It started on /x/.
You care if you find it entertaining. There's no reason to sperg out about it either way though.

What are the best reads on the wiki?

>>385023746
>Dodge Master: SCP-682
Fuck no.

>>385027916
Alright, rolan

>>385030962
That's retarded.

>>385023372
>Dragon Age Inquisition
The undying part might pose a problem, but my Inquisitor's fought immortal hellbeasts before. Worst case, we summon a Fade rift and rip it apart on an atomic level.

>>385030597
M-MOMMY

>>385030792
i guess you get taken away

>>385031042
This one is pretty good http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2399

>>385027916
Am I getting banned now for replying to a get post?

>>385027916
roru

>>385030962
I don't think that's true.

>>385030962
Then what good does a nuke do

>>385023372
He'd probably fit right in, Silent Hill 3.

>>385031293
Pretty sure it isn't. 173 gets a pass on a lot of stuff because it was the original one and it's kept pure just out of nostalgia. By current standards it's a pretty poorly developed SCP.

>>385031042
Here's one of the best new ones: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008

Which SCP is the one where you have to pray while shooting?

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>>385023372
He can't fight if he just sees trees

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I'm not sure but have this.

>>385031140
>rip it apart on an atomic level.
I think they tried that in a test log. Put in in an SCP that allowed someone on the outside to freely manipulate the magnitude of the four fundamental forces.
They turned the strong force up to the highest possible setting, and discovered, after a lot of looking for it, that 682 had adapted. It'd reconstructed itself into some new, sub-sub-atomic matter that shouldn't have existed, according to our laws of physics.

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>Mugen

>>385031415
It's still the one that spooks me out the most. It's the picture I guess.
>yesterday, been re-reading SCPs all evening, including 173
>late night, went to take a shit
>suddenly hear the sound of scraping from outside
It's a good thing I was already taking a shit.

>>385027916
Rollerino

>>385031042

I really enjoy this one:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093

The good stuff is all in the exploration logs. Makes it more of a Tale than an SCP, but I enjoy it anyway.

>>385027916
roll boys roll boys roll

>>385024302
underrated post

>>385031665
>682 vs Dark Ultimate Ronald McDonald
FUND IT

>that one SCP that's just the author having a mental breakdown
Why do they allow this kind of shit on the site?

>>385031042
My favorite 2000
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2682

>>385027916
lets find out

>>385027916
Boom

>>385031745
it's a decent monster/creature, it's just that the article isn't quite up to modern canon in terms of how its treated and contained.

>>385027916
Eh, this thread is dying anyway

>>385027916
Let's see.

>>385031757
>The fruit tree
It can't chase me and as long as I don't eat any of his big fruits Im ok.

>>385025401
there should be a detective game kind of like X-Files where you have to gather as much evidence that this is actually real and at the end of the mission; the deadline, you are graded based on how many sketpics you got to beleive and the quality of your evidence.

>>385023372
The game becomes shit

>>385031665
There should be a M.U.G.E.N SCP that spawns a character based on Mugen files, and you control them through a terminal that sits roughly 20 meters away. The character that is summoned through the device can only move on a 2d plane, it has several control modes, including VS, team VS, Arcade, Watch, and so on.

Also the characters can destroy terrain.

>>385031635
Oh. Well then. I think all anyone in the DA setting would be able to do at that point is piss it off. Is it just me, or is 682 the equivalent of that kid on the playground who decides he has an everything-proof shield?

>>385032008
>100% infectiousness
>100% lethality
Well this is bad.

Why does he hate humans so much?

I remember there being a scp fox waifu, does anybody remember the number?

>>385027916
Let's see

>>385032143
A mugen scp would just make you fight Dark Ronald forever

>>385031991
Oh, that. Yeah, it's a bit dry and doesn't really seem like a Foundation page. No expunged data, no redacted data, no notes on acquisition etc.

>>385032181
Because [DATA EXPUNGED]

>>385023372
Dota 2, basically just a beyond OP character.

>>385032192
>fox waifu
>bites your dick off and makes you eat yourself
953?

>>385032181
Because he finds them absolutely unimaginably repugnant in every single way.

>>385032181
The author has said that it's not "hate" as much as it is disgust. 682 is some kind of extra dimensional being that perceives humans differently, and it's grossly disgusted by us. Every second of being around humans is the equivalent to us having tons of maggots and worms and flies and spiders crawling on you all the time, only the maggots, worms, flies and spiders can blow your limbs off and lock you in a bowl of acid. So it just flips out and reacts violently.

There are a few times when it comes across something decidedly not-quite-human, like Clef or that murder child, it's peaceful and curious.

>>385027916
999 BOY'S 999 COMING RIGHT UP!

>>385027916
(u)

>>385024115
>autsitic

>>385032441
Why don't they offer him to shunt him in whatever dimension he came from so he'll no longer have to look at us then?

>>385032419
yeah there she is, thanks

>>385027916
Meh

>>385027916
Wew

>>385027916
Rollin'

>>385032441
He wasn't a fan of 96

>>385023372
>Prototype
He'll fit in perfectly.

>>385027351
mobile task force fps/monhun clone. i shared this idea in a past thread, where you'll go on containment missions of various types, whether it's bagging a new scp or recapturing an escaped one, or doing a routine set of tasks culminating in a raid boss in a hostile anomalous environment. you would gain scp-centric materials and gear from completed missions to enhance and purchase better gear.

i also had the idea that if released on steam, there could be mod tools and workshop support. people could design their own missions against custom scps, with a lot of flexibility in the tools allowing people to ideally construct almost any scp that'd be reasonable for the game. to incentivize actually creating authentic experiences with official scps, sufficiently well done custom scp missions against real scps would be added into an official update.

>>385032576
There is one tale where they put him on that "bus ticket that transports you to a demon dimension" thing and it's implied that the demon dimension is 682's home, but he comes back at the end.

It's evil magic it ain't gotta make sense. 682 is here to stay and nobody's happy about it.

>>385023372
>PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
>every squad calls truce and spends the whole round trying to figure out how to kill it
>it infects your computers after it kills your characters and becomes real

>>385030792
It can't take down websites so nothing would hap

>>385027916
rollan for spooky

>>385023372
>Heroes of the Storm

So he's a boss camp?

>>385032441
So did they already decide whether Clef is the devil or not?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777-j

this totally well written guy killed SCP 682

>>385030690
>The last entry in that tale is a verified spotting of 173 in Wales
The world is fucked

>>385032846
Offer him a trip through 093 or whatever the ronns-to-mirror thing is called

Someone get me up to date on what this creature is/is from, I'm intrigued and too lazy to google.

>>385027916
lets do this

>>385023372
>killing floor 2
Not much, eviscerator is still BFG of the game.

>>385027916
Rolando

>>385031920
Which is that? Also, ever since Fishmonger left the site has been going downhill. One of them is a literal robbie rotten meme

>>385032913

Who the fuck knows, I bailed long ago, just before Fishmonger left the site in his massive "hurr I live with mannequins aren't I kooky STOP ASKING ABOUT MY MANNEQUINS now look at pictures of my mannequins" tantrum.

Fuck I hated that arrogant fuck. At least Kondraki was an AMUSING cunt.

>>385032931
>Test WTF-LOL-BBQ: Soundly humiliated SCP-076-2 by pulling a katana from another dimension, then having said katana pull another, smaller katana out of a different dimension.
Heh.

>>385027916
rollan
>safe class plz

What's the most ridiculous SCP on the site?

>>385032974
He'll still come back like the cunt he is.

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>>385027916

>>385027916
TIME TO DO IT

>>385032504
Wel shit, my humor better be on point from now on

>>385033171
55

>Ninja Gaiden Sigma
Oh boy.

>>385033020
>invisible super virus
sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiit

>>385033253
Which one's that?

>>385027916
Hoping for those Tomatoes

>>385033348
Anti-meme.

>>385033054
>>385033134
LOOK AT THOSE DIFFERENT OPINIONS

>Overwatch
The meta would probably improve tbqh.

>>385033192
Sounds like he wants to stay then.
What is it then? Bile Fascination? Secretly tsundere for humanity?

>>385027916
Let's see how bad I get fucked up

I want to pet and hug scp-682

>>385033348
Which one's what?

>>385027916
lawl

SCP is dumb now

Containment Breach game was really pretty cool for a free gaem.

>>385033419
You ruined the joke you piece of shit

>>385033054
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3999

I actually quite like this one. It's a creative messing with the format. Way better than this 001 proposal:

http://www.scp-wiki.net/shaggydredlocks-proposal

It's partially written in the second person present tense and ends with the reader being killed by a ghost or some shit, and the author has the *balls* to claim it'd work as a mainpage SCP entry, even when it's written in first person and the world ends in it, and mainpage entries are supposed to be documentation of something by a currently existing organisation. He doesn't even add a framing device like "oh we found this document from another dimension" or something.

Thing is it makes for an interesting tale. Just got no business being an actual SCP. And he won't have it and that pisses me off.

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>browsing sadpanda earlier
>there's a fucking SCP x Girls und Panzer crossover

Granted, it's just them talking about the SCPs but still. If I remember right, /v/ was heavily involved in their wiki a few years back which included the addition of a few donut steel OCs. I wonder if any of those ended up getting referenced in it.

>>385033456
He's probably just a cunt.

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He's killed by murderhobos for phat loot and confined forever in an instance that will eventually be phased out come next content patch.

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roll

>>385033574
Good.

>>385033579
GIB LINK
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>281 replies
>Not a single king post

>>385033242
>Dissolving pool
>Addendum says that a couple was dissolved painfully "At this time, significant frothing of the water began with a deep red color being given off from the subjects' locations."
Jesus

>>385033452
Not really, I agree that Fish is a cunt. But he was a good writer

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>>385033710
https://exhentai.org/g/1057500/abf662d4a5/

Here's hoping someone translates it sometime this century.

>>385033054
>robbie rotten
The pornstar? What meme? Elaborate.

>>385033718
Kingposting is for faggots. By the way, did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.

>>385023372
>Injustice

Eh. Just have him and Doomsday stalemate each other to eternity.

>>385028710
Safe, it doesn't do anything anomalous if left separated and in containment

>>385025615
SCP as a whole is great but SCP-682 is autismal fanfiction "muh immortal adaptive ANGRY LIZARD that can never die nuh uh not even when thrown into the sun" tier

>>385033576
Absolutely this, it's not bad, but it just doesn't work as an SCP.

Best tales?

I like the Antimemetics Division series of stories and SCPs. 3125, 2828 and 2111 are all cool stuff.

>>385034112
http://www.scp-wiki.net/a-man-at-the-top-of-his-profession

>>385031042
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>>385027916
inb4 this post gets deleted

>>385033842
I like how 106 looks like something right out of OrcSoft

>>385034225
I don't know what this is.

>>385034225
>Read

>>385027916
Hopefully it's either safe or I die gloriously.

>>385034284
Linked earlier in the thread:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521

>>385027916
rolling!

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>>385034284

>nothing can kill 682
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935

>>385027916
ok

>>385023372
Killing Floor 2.

I guess he's just another boss. You kill the fuckers a thousand times but they always come back.

>>385034012
It hasn't been like that for a long time. They purged a lot of the autistic bullshit a while ago.

>>385032156
>Is it just me, or is 682 the equivalent of that kid on the playground who decides he has an everything-proof shield?
It and 076 are pretty much that so newfags don't try to make anything stronger.

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>>385023372
>strange Journey
Just fuse shiva.

>>385023372
>Sunless Sea

His page becomes better written

>>385034538
I don't get the floppy disk and the stuff about the last two.

>>385034679
Fuck that, reroll.

>>385031456
1983

>>385027916
Rolling for my doom

>>385034375
>375
So basically as long as I don't use any banks in Wyoming, I'm good.

>that one where a researcher masturbates in front of a bunch of children and they make fun of his dick after he's finished

>>385034927
I can't believe they killed that d-class.

>>385027916
Oh Lordy, how fucked am I?

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>>385027916
>coming to fuck you up

of course

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>>385034280
Would you trust Yukari to explain the basics of SCP to you?

>>385028736
>>385034386
That's real fuckin' neato.

>>385027916
Rollllllll

>>385034909
It take any textual information made about it, whether it's saved on paper or on a computer.

>>385027916
LET'S GO

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>>385027916
Fite me IRL see what happens.

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>>385023372
>tf2
i'll just airblast him off a cliff
trigger_hurt kills everything, even ubered things

>>385034909
You can't write about it on paper or into a digital document, and you can't speak about it. Information about it can only be presented as abstract pictograms, although this begs the question whether Egyptian hieroglyphs and such would've been immune to its effects.

>>385034909
Do not write or say anything about it, even on computers.

Testing is only with O5 approval or viewing.

>>385035170
>Glue that bonds objects on a molecular level

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Is there a single sapient SCP that's 100% genuinely not a dick?

>>385035543
Orange happy slime.

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>Crusader Kings 2

He's gonna be more destructive than the Black Death

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>>385035543
The succubus one, but you will never see her anyways.

>>385035543
The guy that just teleports to other worlds from time to time.

>>385035543
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2014

>>385024884
hp regen and a minimum of 1 hp with a short pause if you get hit below 1

>>385027916

>>385023372
>SCP-682
reminder that he did nothing wrong

>>385035543
The woman that can make pictures real.

>>385027916
Roll me

>>385035582
My bad, I confused sapient and sentient.

>>385027916
let's see

>>385034386
So it's a creature you can't talk about or write about using language, but that doesn't understand communication via image representation, can phase through walls and will attempt to track down and kill anyone who does communicate about it through text or verbal communication? Pretty cool concept.

>>385035543
God.
I don't remember the number but they nicknamed him that.

>>385023372
>MvC3
Considering Nemesis exists, basically nothing.

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>>385035737
>literally just a toy train
I'll be fine. Since it doesn't like copper I'll just use a weapon made of copper to deal with it.

>>385035543
SCP-085?

>>385035837
Nobody knows what it does to things that talk about it, the thing could treat them incredibly well for all we know.

>>385029810
>All these little girls
>Mostly magical girls and broken moe girls
>No cute little shota
>No cute brother relationships
Fuck this shit.

>>385033136
my sides

>>385035434
What about sign language?

He'd be an ultimate mark, probably the final hunt after Yiazmat. You'd fight him in Nabudis.

>>385035690
>SCP-2014 identifies itself as “Zsar Magoth”, an extradimensional entity suspected to have been responsible for creating multiple cults and causing several crimes, such as murder, theft, and indecent exposure.
>entire biography is "lel I do what I want"

>>385024251
Same except LoL and Teemo

What is the edgiest SCP?
The rape the kids or the world ends and it will anyways one or the one thats like "Human death is absolute agony and we should make it an SCP"