How can a bad remaster with broken hitbox sell well? are peo

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>>385009168
Don't fret op. I'll give you a (you) for your troubles.
I can't wait to see what you post next!

You're trying incredibly hard to fit in here. The game is fine and it may be surprising to you but people buy things that they enjoy and find to be fun.

>>385009682
>>385009801

How much are they paying you guys?

>>385009168
heres a (you) op looks like you need it since its the only thing keeping you from suicide

>>385009168
Crash is actually a game and has coco

>>385009168
How sad is your life OP?

>>385009929
Don't be r00d to him like that. Op tried his best with the post.

>>385009168
>a bad remaster with broken hitbox

So Splatoon 2?

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>>385009885
>f-fucking shill

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>delay a minor update
>port the whole thing to Switch
>sell it as a fully pledged sequel
I love Nintendo.

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Anyone else played Crash Tag Team Racing back then? It had a nice overworld and some fun gameplay.

>>385009168
How pathetic and absurdly proficient in mental gymnastics do you have to be to blame 'broken hitboxes' for your lack of skill?

it's almost like the Ps4 is the most selling console in Europe

>>385009168
because
>UK
plus 2 days sales vs 7 days sales

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>>385009168
Bought a copy to spite op, maybe that was the point though?
It was £15 new anyway so whatever.

It's like people don't want to buy the same game on a underpowered console that scratches and bends itself

>>385010302
>implying every multiplayer shooter sequel in the last decade hasn't been "incremental upgrade: the game"

>>385009168
>are people buying any garbage they market?
just now you noticed?????

>>385009168
git gud

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>>385010287
>i'm not a shill

i actually think it's harder than the originals

>>385010370
Is that the one on the Psp? I fucking loved that game.

When is it coming to PC?

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>>385009168
>In UK, the "I own a PS4 that I exclusively play Fifa on" capital of the world and the global hotspot for shit taste in vidya
>On top of Splatoon being released at the end of the week as opposed to a standard tuesday release.

WOOOOOW

>>385009168
It's always like this for UK sales charts.
Other 3rd world nations are probably the same.

>>385009168
>muh broken hitboxes
Stop blaming other shit for your lack of skill you stupid faggot.

>>385009168
UK and Europe is Sony land.
Also Crash Bandicoot is more well known than fucking Splatoon.

>>385009168
because UKniggers has the shittiest of the tastes.

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>>385009168
Lol, buttmad Nintenbutts are buttmad their stupid squid game isn't moving Switch units.

>>385013168
Wasn't Crash also released on a Friday and yet still managed to get the number 1 slot? Whatever reasons you use to rationalize this, that shouldn't be one of them.

>>385009168
Because some people have actually touched vaginas and stopped caring about shit that doesn't matter, anon.

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>>385012228
>it's ok when Nintendo does it!!

ITT: insecure Nintendo manchildren

Both are great games. One happens to be #1 and the other #2. What's the fucking deal?

>>385009168
"muh nostalgia" faggots
not sure why you'd play an inferior version when you can just emulate the originals with a DS4

>>385012778
Said the splatoon shill

Face it, splatoon 2 is shit like ARMS

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>>385014008
>B-but Nintendo!
Suck on that Sony cock harder shill

>>385014008
Nintenmanchildren...

When will they learn?

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>>385014164
You're the one getting buttflustered that Squidkids 2 is getting ravaged by Crash, Nintendophile.

Grow up.

>>385014164
>b-b-b-b-b-but
Not a argument Nintendo shill

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>>385014412
>you don't like X so you must enjoy Y
not even him but holy shit you sound like a fucking retard

>It’s worth noting that Splatoon 2 only had one day of sales accounted for, as it released on the 21st and sales for the week ended on the 22nd.

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>>385014164
>b-but Sony!!
Kek. Every time.

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>>385009682

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>THREE (3) WEEKS IN A ROW

I apologise for my country's retarded taste.

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>>385014509
Keep on crying buddy. Just making my day.

>>385013874
>"muh nostalgia"
This is the only correct answer.
But of course nobody gives a shit because it´s all about consolewars.

>>385012228
A Call of Duty game and its predecessor and successor are always completely different in theme while having core gameplay in common.

Splatoon 2 is just "hurr shot ink in squid city again durr enjoy using your phone for voice chat gurr splatfests are the still the only reason to play after the first month"

Is nobody going to comment on the fact that Splatoon 2 only had one days worth of sales for that week? I love Crash Bandicoot but OP is being a cunt.

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>>385009885

>>385014938
Not him but I agree that Splatoon 2 looks completely identical to the first one. That said, please don't act like COD games are different from each other at all. The only one that even slightly switched things up was advanced warfare.

>>385013874

>implying emulating the originals isn't more nostalgiafaggery

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this wasnt supposed to happen nintenbrehs. We were supposed to be the kings of kiddie games

>>385015073
>WW2 is not different from Vietnam
>cyberpunk war is not different from the War on Terror

Bait harder please.

60 million installbase starved for games with hefty amounts of PS1 nostalgia.

>>385009168
Because it's fun? Also nostalgiafags will buy anything.

>>385015542
NES classic is proof of this.

>>385014545
Is this next-level irony?

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>>385012965

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>>385013168
>>385009168

>Using Splatoon as a barometer for good taste

>>385015005
I would quite literally be her personal toilet just for a CHANCE to hear her fart through a walkie talkie that is out of range so it sounds like mostly static

My friends and I (those being your typical consumers - one who rarely buys anything, one who buys Ass Creed, Cod, etc. and one who buys literally everything) and we've mostly been disappointed in it. It's a damn shame, because it really feels half arsed.

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>>385013529
>Yfw random new unknown franchise sold the same as Zelda.

>>385009168
>UK

Sonykeks are getting desperate aren't they?

>>385009168
I'll stick with the originals.

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>>385009801
made me laugh

>>385009168
I really think it's funny how much Europe hates Nintendo. I never really understood America's fascination with Nintendo either.

>>385013168
>On top of Splatoon being released at the end of the week as opposed to a standard tuesday release.

Outside of the massive releases like GTA every game in the UK is released on Friday

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Bought the remake due to the hype (Activision viral marketers), yet didn't see the truth until a month after the people suckered into buying it started complaining.

>>385009168
Still using UK to shitpost? Nintendo is irrelevant in that market. Hell, Splatoon 1 flopped over there.

I am glad Crash and Splatoon 2 are selling so well
Genuinely good games