Anon, you're charged for being a total faggot for not owning

>onwing an xbonexboxbox
No thanks ill go to jail your honor

>owning a shitendo switch
No tanks ill go to jail your honor

>>384966482
If my options were buying a PS4 or the death penalty I've made the right choice

>>384966482
>windows 7
lol

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>using winblows
I object on the basis that linux is the true master platform.

>>384966482
There is literally no reason to own a Xbone. PC + 3DS + PS4 is the way to go, I'll get a Swtich when it gets some games.

op can't call me a faggot, because he's the faggot without modern consoles and owning a windows 7 gaming PC.
simply put, op is a faggot

>>384966482
Xbone has Nogames (and I have W10 on a doubleboot to pirate xbone games with) and I'm saving money for a switch.

>>384967096
>windows 10
We were able to spy and see your CP so you're going to jail, anon.

>>384966482

I plead guilty. Why would I own any of the shitty modern consoles? At least the least the 360 and PS3 were worth owning and the Wii was neat for a while.

>>384966482
I don't want to waste money when I know that I'm just gonna play TF2 and L4D2 in a loop forever

>>384966482
Atleast I don't wear a fucking dress. I'll guess we'll go to the backroom and blow each other, mr. Law man

>>384966482
i literally suck black cock, so i guess you're right.

>>384967549
>TF2, l4d2

why aren't you playing overwatch? its the same shit with more population

Nintendy consoles and 3ds have all the best games why bother with ps or box when I only like Nintendo games

>>384967650
TF2 maybe but not L4D2

>>384966482
your honor, that's very homophobic of you and being in the current year you are nothing but a straight white male and homophobic.

>>384967247
>>384967357
>xbox
>no games

halo, forza, gears of war, sunset overdrive

>>384967650
overwatch was designed to be competitive first, fun later. in tf2, competition comes from autists who think they need to be good in a game where people are content trying to do the same fucking thing over and over again because the stereotypical ((nationality)) guy looks funny when he does it.

>>384967141
I sure do love playing 4 games in total

>>384967892
Modern Halo is shit, GoW was never good, Sunset Overdrive was a total dissappointment.

Forza is fun though.

I have a ps4 your honor and only use it to play weeb games

>>384967650
Battle net's too complicated :-(

>>384967141
how can it be the true master platform with no game support?

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>>384966482
>owning any console
No thanks

>>384967247
and yknow when i dont have to hunt a switch down like indiana jones and the warehouse of lost goods

>>384967650
>overwatch is the same as tf2

>>384967892
>halo
>gears of war
What I'm about to tell you you may not be ready to hear: it's not 2007 anymore.

>>384967821
Lawyers are jews. They are not white in the slightest.

>>384970431
well they might go white if you threaten to harm their source of income

>>384966482
I'm a NEET who has no money

>>384966482
>charged for not owning a console
I am a political prisoner then?

I don't early adopt consoles anymore so all 3 are off the table until the Switch/pro models settle down and we can get a feel for them.

Xbone I'll get cheap later for them sweet xbox classics/maybe some other shit.
Ps4 I'm getting for kingdom hearts 3.
Switch I'm getting for the inevitable Smash Bros

>>384966482
I'm not a moron, your honor.

>>384966482
Modern consoles and games are trash. Looks like you're the faggot your honor.

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>>384966482
>What is your defense?
I don't like wasting my money on inferior hardware gaming prisons
nor the people that defend them with pointless arguments like 'x wouldn't exist without exclusivity'

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>>384966482
Anon was too busy starting console wars and e-celeb threads.

>>384966482
>console
what a fucking a faggot

>>384966482
But I own a Switch, Xbone, PS4, and a mediocre Windows 7 PC why am I being charged

>>384968000
>Look ma, I posted it again.

>>384970710
>Switch I'm getting for the inevitable Smash Bros

I thought the sakurai is finished with smash bros meaning no more smash?

>>384970710
what have you been playing for the past 4 years?

>>384967404
Windows 8 is better.

>>384966482
Xbone sucks.

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>>384966482
>windows

>>384966482
I'll appeal. This law does not exist. I need no defense.

>>384966482

I have a windows 7 gaming PC your honor, Xbone and PS4 are redundant.

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>>384966482
>your defense
HA, NONE
WATCH THIS, DUMMY

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>>384972405
but it does. Article A section III sub paragraph 2 in video games states

>If a gamer doesn't own the current generation console and a modern PC then he is a total faggot

>>384966482
But I'm a member of the working poor, your honor.

>>384972145
I assume you mean 8.1

>>384967327
Name one thing wrong with Windows 7.

>>384966482
I have a PS4 and a gaming PC though.

>>384966482
What's so good about Windows 7?

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>>384967404
meme complaint, ive pirated hundreds of games on windows 10 without proxy and never got shit for it
and if youre not worried about being caught for pirating what the fuck else is there to be worried about