>host family gathering >little cousin sees Switch and

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>>384965873
You should kill them, anon

>manchild plays Nintendo products and gets irrationally angry at a child
I worry for the present

>>384965873
demand blood compensation

>>384965873
>not putting it on yourself
>sperging out and making a literal child cry

You are autistic as fuck

>>384965873
>sperging on a kid
Wew. Learn to control your 'tism.

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>>384965873
>OP hasn't killed himself yet
>mon visage

>>384966096
this teach him how to be a man

>>384965873
Are those piss bottles? How does a chick even piss into a bottle? What does her hairy little vag look like?

>>384966229
>>384966309
>not being a beta and letting bad shot continue to happen is now "sperging"
Wew, no wonder you guys are /r9k/-lite

>>384965873
>letting anyone without any experience with said game play or showing thrm how to play
>expecting your family to give a fuck about your property

F for your controller but literally never let kids use electronics they don't understand.

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>getting irrationally angry at a child because you didn't teach him how to play it the right way

Only got yourself to blame, and possibly Nintendo for not idiot-proofing their console, but that's a discussion for another day.

>>384966416
>trying to establish alpha status and dominance from a little kid
Only beta I see here is you, insecure autismo.

>>384965873
WRIST STRAP

WHAT

WHAT DID THE KID DO WRONG

HOW DID IT BREAK

>nintendorks

Take a shit, put it in a plastic bag. Freeze it. Lay the frozen turd between your parent's heads as they sleep.

>>384966606
THIS

T A K E
T H E

G U N
U
N

S H O O T
Y O U R
F A M I L Y

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>>384965873
>not telling your family that they're fucking idiots because, actually, NO, you can't just buy a new one because you'll lose all your saved games and there's no way to transfer them because nintendo released a device in 2017 with the equivalent of fucking battery backup like something from fucking 1995

shiggy diggy, anon

>>384967078
I would have lost my fucking mind. My family would remember that shit for a very long time. Then again, I would've told the little shit to fuck off in the first place.

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>intentionally host family gathering
>leave the vidya shit you're overprotective of out in the open for all the children to see
>BUT IT'S THE STUPID KID'S FAULT THAT I INVITED THE FAMILY

>>384967235
i was actually making fun of you for buying a nintendo switch. that thing is such a fucking joke. the fact that you couldn't tell i was making fun of you is evidence that you are literally autistic.

seek help.

>>384965873
>having switch out during family gathering
At least you know now.

>>384966416
>calling people /r9k/-lite
>when you're bitching about your family

>not hiding all your valuable shit when rascals are around
You brought it on yourself

>>384966606
The Switch is a rushed piece of shit, the wrist strap will lock and not move if you put them on reverse

>>384965873
unrelated, but i know this ninteen year old -- i'm twenty-nine -- and we started talking about video games and he had no idea what the words "counter strike" was. he asked whether or not it was an app

>>384967870
Has nothing to do with his age, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is one of the most popular meme kiddo games on Steam

>>384967450
I don't own a Switch, though.

>>384967817
Wow.

>>384965873
If you get mad at kids for being kids then you are a child yourself, mate.

you can fix it with a pin tip or something around the same size by compressing the lock and sliding it off
I dont even have a switch and I know that

>>384968308
SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

>>384968308
The fact that it took this long for someone to point this out is sad
You sure your controller is unsalvagable op?

>>384966416
You must be 18 to post here

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>>384965873
You should've shown him how to properly use it then.

>>384968594
But then how is his autism going to flare up at a child?

You should have approached the situation like a calm adult, not an angry fucking child. You're as bad as him.

i dont have a switch but maybe this will help, op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwauOQ5KHk0

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You should be madder at Nintendo for allowing this stupid shit to happen

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>>384967817
>things will not work correctly if you use them incorrectly

>rushed

>>384969617
>defending Nintendo for shitty product
This is the equivalent of putting toothpaste under the brush, but has the consequences of plugging a gun barrel and firing. It's bad design and should be called out for what it is

>>384970795
Admittedly the fact that it does get stuck is a design flaw, but you can't say the product is rushed or shit when people dont use it right.

>>384965873
Doesn't plus to minus. Also make an equal amount of sense?

Maybe you shouldn't have a retarded family, OP. My younger cousins have been fine with my stuff and never broken anything since they were around 6, including my PC, as long as they are raised by nonretards it will be fine. If you have retards in the family who also had kids, just remember the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but you can at least try to better yourself by disowning them and trying to marry into a new, better family.

>>384971282
The problem is that it's made for children. They can easilly make these kinds of mistakes.

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This thread is shit

>>384966416
Holy fuck this, the controllers are expensive as fuck, "you can always buy another one" is bullshit, his parents are the ones who have to buy you another one.

>>384967817
>>384965873

You can remove the straps in reverse. Nintendo even put up a video on Youtube to prove it to people freaking out about it.

>>384965873
Stop posting Lucky Shit pics

>>384971282
The Switch is the most solid console in like 2 gens. If you wanna talk about low quality products look at the original PS4 and its controller.

How old is he? What if he just learned about magnetism in school and thinks that + and - belong together? Why didn't nintendo make it physically impossible to put them on the wrong way by having some sort of mechanism to prevent it from happening?

>>384965873
Don't be such an autist, nintendo-kun

>>384965873
You know its any easy fix right faggot?

>live with parents
>using laptop in the living room
>leave for little while, leave laptop on living room table
>sister comes over
>come back
>6 year old niece has opened laptop turned it on, and written on the screen with crayon as well as badly scratching it
>ask mom why she did not stop my niece
>"if you didn't want her to play with it you should have put it up"
>sister laughs

They actively enjoy my suffering. I do usually keep it in my room for this reason but I had no expectation of company that day and slipped.

>>384965873
Should've gotten a PS4...

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>have adopted blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister
>never breaks anything
>always play games with me
>does everything for me
>buy another hard drive for my PC
>"here -- you do it for me"
>does it within twenty minutes
just get a better relative

>>384965873
>I worry for the future
I don't. Natural selection is doing god's job.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ca_1500779366#comment_page=6

>>384965873
The level of anger you displayed was unnecessary.

HOWEVER
>>they all brush it off saying I can always buy another one
My fuckin' ass. Your kid breaks it, you're buying that shit.

>>384974185
Your family is telling you to move out.

>>384965873
>>tell them he just broke my controller
He didn't, it just takes a little force to get them off

>>384974791
>vagina bones
pls post more

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>>384975813
just one

>>384966229
Agreed. Parents who don't teach their kids to respect other's property are a disgrace. Nothing worse than them going "lol just get another one xDDD" when the point is about having good manners.

>>384965873
>not knowing that it can easily be fixed
>sperging at a child
>implying it's not your fault
Nintendo fanbase, everyone.

>just get another one

>fine, you're for it, i didn't break it

always shuts them up

>>384974791
Enjoy it while is lasts, anon. When they grow up, they get worse. She looks young, mine is 21 so I know.

>>384974791
>>384976353
Not even same you fucking faggot. Stop creeping on underage girls.

Millennial kids are so spoiled. You did good putting him in his place

>>384966416
>brings up beta/alpha dichotomy for literally no reason
>calls us r9k

loving every laff

>>384977034
kind of glad she decided not to go to college to work in the family business. i know what happens there. she's literally just hanging around the house and tagging along when i go out since no school and work yet. not that i mind, of course. i'll just have to see what comes next

>>384972608
>joycons better than dualshock

I'm a PC master race who don't dwell in peasant business like consoles, but even I can tell dualshock is the best controller out of all 3 consoles.

>>384972608
fucking this. a week of light use and the ""rubber"" was already coming off. fucking

>>384977726
>dualshock is the best controller out of all 3 consoles
Xbone > Joycons > Dualshock

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>>384977726
i feel the same. i have an early model DS4 and there isn't a single tear on the rubber. can post pics if anyone wants, but i'll just be a clean controller ;)

>>384977726

Hear this a lot but my experience is always the opposite. I have set to come across a dual shock iteration that wasn't outclassed.

And this is from someone that sold their 360 after finishing Oblivion to get a PS3.

>>384975479
"I don't want you to move out"
literal words my mother has spoken

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>>384965873

>>384978606
Oh, well in that case threaten to move out if she doesn't stop treating you and your possessions like they don't matter.

>>384965873
Did you tell them the controllers are $80?

I think threads like this confirm that nintendo only apples to children, even of those children are physically adults, and since underage persons are not allowed to post here, we should also ban all nintendo related things

>>384979006
Well by that logic you might as well ban video game discussion.

>>384974185
>Not hitting them in the head with the laptop until they submit and buy you a new one
Beta as fuck.

>>384966151
If it's any consolation, most people on /v/ won't reproduce, hopefully ending their family lines.

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>>384974185
Kill your family, anon.
Kill them all.

>>384974185
Then she has to buy you a new one.
Hell, my neighbor's dog destroyed one of the stuffed animals as a kid and bought me a new one, your own blood family should do the same.

>>384974185

This can't be real.

Bring her to small claims court.

>>384979129
now you're catching on

>>384974185
Your mom's right.

>just get another one
Great, when can I expect it in the mail? Or would you rather write me a check for $70?

Kick that little fucker. Kick him!

>>384976353
>>384974791
There is no way a girl who looks like that can do what you just said.

>>384978907
>That hair
>That hat
>Those nails
Holy shit, at least try to look presentable.

>>384980041
you forgot
>2DS
it's always the manchildren because they need to save up, and they can save up less for a 2DS

>>384966416
This. Grow some balls /v/
Controller are expensive

>>384966546
>teach him
not op, but teach what? I'm not his babysitter

>>384965873
I started punching my family members at a very young age and now my family generally keeps away from me

>>384965873
Maybe Nintendo should have designed better controllers.

>>384980041
>presentable
why are you posting on 4chan

>>384965873
Are you fucking retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwauOQ5KHk0
It's not a hard thing to fix, and you should've stayed calm while dealing with the little brat.

>>384966151
>anon lets cousin play with something he paid for
>cousin breaks it
>family gets mad at anon for being upset something got broken
Not really irrational to get angry about something like that, using the same logic he could have killed his cousin and told the parents they could just make another one.

>>384974791
>>384976353
WE KNOW YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR GOOK BROTHER. JUST POST MORE PICS OF YOURSELF. WE KNOW IT'S YOU

>>384965873
Didn't some fat Indian kid make a video on how to fix it?

>>384984038
>cousin breaks it
but he didn't break it, at most he caused OP 10 seconds of being annoyed
OP is just a fucking sperg