>gf wants to play skyrim >my futa horsecock mods are still

Now you know why people buy the console version XD

>>384956539
say it's broken because of mods

>>384956685
But it already is

>>384956539
>He doesn't use a mod manager

I don't believe you have a gf, enjoy your hand

>>384956539
show her, she might be into it

>>384956539
stop being a nigger first
>gf

>>384956539
skyrim is already rated m
just explain it's part of the game

>>384956613
>XD
fuck off

>>384956539
tell her its just a prank

>>384957843

>gf lives her entire life thinking the most popular game in the last 10 years involves people with horsecocks

>>384956539
nothing. time to find out if shes a keeper

>>384956539
>>384958806
>A-anon, w-what the fuck is this? Are you some kind of a degenerate?
>ITS EVERYDAY BRO

>>384958714
Fuck off back to plebbit fuccboi. They don't say XD over there so it might suit you better. Faggot.

>>384958714
xD

>>384959650
Exdee!

>>384956539
>not having a degenerate gf who is okay with futas with horsecocks

>>384956539
Don't tell her
let it be a surprise

>>384956539
She'd probably find it hot desu

>>384956539
tell your gf you need to break up because you'd rather have a bf clearly

>>384956539
If she's not giving you the horsecock strap on yet, she soon will be.

Congrats, anon.

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>>384956613
>XD

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>>384957682
>>384958936
>>384960852
>>384965091
This. If you plan on being in a relationship with her for a long time, OP, you need to make sure that you're both on equal terms with your fetishes. Couples should be accepting of eachother's fantasies, and if they aren't, they shouldn't be together.

>not having a non-degereate preset on modorganiser
You dun goofed

>>384956539
tell her to play daggerfall instead, if she refuses trap her in your /v/ermin hole and force her to

>>384965415
This is legitimately good advice but this is a shitpost anon

>letting anyone else ever use your pc

>>384965613

No shit. She'll probably lose interest after 30 minutes and somehow manage to download a shit load of malware from etsy or something.

>>384956539
Link? Asking for school

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>>384965415
Don't listen you must keep up the facade

>>384956539
Tell her that's also in vanilla Skyrim.

>>384956539
>subhuman futa faggot
>having a girlfriend
you arent fooling anyone

>sure honey let me just open it up through steam


like you do use mod organizer right?

>>384956539

show her and maybe she'll show you hers

>>384965415
What fetishes do girls have?

>>384968486
My ex had a pregnancy fetist but she also self-inserted as the dude so yeah

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Delete system32 then delete your girlfriend.

>>384968486
Getting raped by chad.

>>384956539
stop posting about it on 4chan and uninstall your mods.

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>>384968090
futanari has always been the thinking man's fetish

>>384968597
hang on what the fuck

>>384968486
Boring shit like getting chocked or spanked.

>>384958714
Dxx

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>>384956613

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>>384968719
wtf am I looking at

>>384968792
To be fair I'm the exact opposite. I self insert as the girl.

That's not even my worst.

>>384958714
>>384965349
>getting baited this easily

>>384956539
>Girlfriend
Lie
>Girlfriend playing Skyrim
Lie
>Giant horse dick mod
Truth

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>>384968486
Bondage and shibari for me. Loverslab doesn't have much for shibari but the devious devices mods are A+.

Unfortunately most of it is rape style stuff but there are a few gems here and there about it being enjoyable.

>>384968915
>getting choked
worst fetish
my ex was into that and all I could think about was conker's face as he's drowning from CBFD

>>384969503
I S S U E S

>Stop at friends house
>Hes playing fallout 4
>His characters tits are hanging out, swaying in the breeze
>We both laugh at the situation

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>>384968486
Zettai ryouiki

>tfw have a power reversal fetish

basically I fuck my girlfriend like shes a slut, and at some point or another she gets control and gets a strap on.

Feels good man.

>>384968486
Mine had a hand one
Still didn't get it

>>384969083
Sleeping Hermaphroditus

even the greeks installed girl cocks in their lore.

I was very up front about my lewd mods with my gf. When she wanted to play I went through the MCM with her and turned pretty much everything but nudity off at her request. Not even a week later I saw that she had turned a couple of things back on. Take it low and slow, there are a lot of mods that are right up a girls ally for skyrim.

>>384968486
wallet rape

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>>384969994
?

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>>384959650
This, 4chin has always been a place for emoticons and epic memes ftw.

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>>384956539
just delete it and redownload it

>>384956539
Buy Skyrim Remastered Edition on PS4, XB1 or PC for a fresh version of the game! And now they all have mod support, so you can mod them later. Might as well buy them all, and the Switch edition, haha!

>>384956539
I have a friend who's literally bought Skyrim on PS3, 360, PC, XB1 and is going to buy the Switch release. I hate WRPGs, so I really don't get it, but even if I didn't I wouldn't buy the same fucking game 5 times in 2 generations. What the fuck is wrong with these people? And why do Minecraftfags do the same shit?

>>384959650
le epic sick roast bro

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>>384956539
>being bestialityfag
consider killing yourself

>>384971020
>I wouldn't buy the same fucking game 5 times in 2 generations
better hope Todd isn't around

>>384956539
do you mean futa and horsecock or.... MY GOD control your fetishes

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>let cousin play Skyrim on my PC to show him that it looks a lot better on PC than on consoles
>halfway through it I forgot that I had the slave loli mod, skimpy armor mod and realistic faces mod on
>cousin starts noticing all the little girls walking around in Whiterun wearing nothing but lingerie
>"Hey cuz, what's with all the little girls walking around in the town? Is this part of the game?"
>Me: Y-yeah is one of the quest where you have to save all these orphans from some vampire cult
>"Oh cool! When do I get that quest?"
>Me: I-It's further in the game. You're probably not there yet to get it.

>mfw

>want to play Skyrim again
>not sure if I should bother trying the special edition or just go back to regular

>>384970226
Underrated

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>>384956539

Hello, Kurt.

>>384969503
Hahahaha

>>384971321
great
now I want to save orphans from a vampire cult

>>384968486
Dominatrix and BDSM

>>384969503
My ex was into being choked. Late in the relationship, she was a huge cunt. Found out she cheated on me with a coworker. Was stupid and believed it was a one time thing until a friend found out the truth and filled me in.

Sure made choking her a lot more fun.

>>384956539

>what do?
Don't worry about it, seriously. If she wants more information she'll ask you, that is if she notices it in the first place. If she asks just tell the truth. Who cares.

If she can't handle it and shrug it off as no big deal that is a bigger problem.

>>384956539
Show it to her, then get pegged by her later.

>>384956539
Pretend that's what the vanilla game is like.

>>384971239
>>384956539
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>>384971352
special edition is shit for mods

>>384968486
Most upvoted comment by a factor of 3,

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/6ogl04/women_of_reddit_what_is_the_porn_video_you_always/dkh5t94/

>>384973269
>women are complete fucking whores
who would have guessed?

>>384968486
unbirthing

>>384974137
Stop pretending

>>384968968
It's all so tiresome...

>>384965415
What if your fetish is beating up girls[ /spoiler]?
Should you still tell her?
Asking for a friend

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>friend wants to play skyrim
>only character is sexualized ygnord with osare clothes

>friend's about to show off his skyrim because he's been bragging about his mods for months
>while he's loading it up I joke about him forgetting to disable his sex mods
>his eyes go wide and he alt-f4s
>laugh a lot

>>384956613
>>384958714
>>384959650
You're pathetic.

>>384958714
lmao xĐ