>Game about gay dads
>All of the daughters are fuckable
Why would they do this to us
Tell me you wouldn't meet this mouth with your hard, lusty dad-dom
>>384942472
What game?
>>http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/
>>384942660
Missed the link >>384942802
Wait really? Don't trick me into watching gay porn OP I want to fug that little niglet halfbreed
>>384942472
pretty accurate representation of how gays feel when a qt boi isn't datable in a video game
>>384942950
>>384942802
That looks like a silly amount of gay. So is it fun? Is there good R34 of the girls?
>straight guys draw sexy women
you don't say?
>>384942957
>You wouldn't want this smug half breed walking on your dad bone
>>384942472
You showed like one girl
Where are the others
>>384943053
Have you enjoyed huniepop ? Are you gay ? Or otherwise can fantasize on the occasional image of the daughters ? Then you should enjoy it
>>384943402
>>384943561
Huniepop was fun, ish. Honestly in the end I just played it to have a different reason to fap at that time.
Not gay. Is the story unenjoyable to not-fags?
>>384943674
Because Game Grumps is funding a low-effort cashgrab exploiting the gay community.
Nobody on the dev team is gay. So this is a gay game for gay people by straight people because...
???
He also doesn't like that it's a "Game Grumps" game and can't stand on its own merits as a result. People will love it or hate it because of the association to GG and not because of the content of the game.
He worries about Trigger Treat falling in the same trap because of OneyPlays.
>>384943674
From the way he was talking on the stream, it sounded like he just didn't get along with the lead developer.
Seems pretty silly to get so riled up over something dumb as Dream Daddies, especially since Oney Plays has close ties with Game Grumps. Don't know what he was thinking.
>>384943702
Basically it's an RP like huniepop without the puzzles. It's somewhat enjoyable but definetly gay oriented
>>384943935
fair criticisms. i'd like to mention that it feels like it's meant to be a parody, not a legitimate gay visual novel.
DELETE THIS THREAD BEFORE AN 8 YEAR OLD SEES IT
>>384942472
>>384943935
Tbh I didn't even know this was a GG funded game before I got it. It's somehat enjoyable for the dad fetishers out there
Um, excuse me, but you don't just get to appropriate gay daddy culture like that, guys. This is exploitative and gross.
I REFUSE to place this game unless someone posts PROOF that you can fug the daughteru. I am NOT being tricked into watching gay porn AGAIN
>>384944165
>>384944308
who is that white goddess?
>>384944356
Tell me about this dad.
>>384944350
>tricked
>>384943935
>Nobody on the dev team is gay
And videogames about lesbian ninjas are made by straight guys. Stop pretending like this matters even slightly.
>>384942802
Now link the torrent you shill fuck
>>384943935
>So this is a gay game for gay people by straight people because...
It's an untapped market
>>384944350
>Implying the daughteru wasn't your excuse to get closer to the daddu
is there a mod that disables the gay scenes but keeps the hetero ones?
>>384944356
I need robert to tie me up and piss on me
>>384944308
Shut up dingdong
>still no porn of the daughter
someone please
>>384944491
Different genre types and especially marketing demographics between the two examples you give render the point you're trying to make kind of weak
>>384944308
Get the Oompla Loompas to take her down to the juicing room before she pops
>>384943935
>Only gay people can make media for a gay audience
>Only straight people can make media for a straight audience
>Only Japanese people can makes games set in Japan
>etc
That kind of reasoning is stupid. It'll gain some extra traction because GG is behind it, so what? That wont make everyone 100% blind to the games faults, same with Trigger Treat.
I don't really give a shit about Dream Daddies, but I don't think it's a big deal that it exists.
I like Ding Dong but he really should just chill out with this whole situation.
>>384944491
>comparing Senran Kagura to a visual novel dating sim
They couldn't be farther apart.
>>384944507
Yeah. Feels kinda dirty.
>>384944546
What hetero scenes?
>>384944501
Just pay for it it's 15 dollars you cheap jew
>>384944426
He's gruff and drunk and hot
>>384944546
>gay scenes
>black screen with lewd text is considered a scene
>>384944757
>Feels kinda dirty
Yes Anon, it is exploitative and gross. Just say no to toxic videogames.
>>384944146
Too late, may 8 year old saw this and xe asked me why the patriarchal hegemony of the gaming community at large is so complicit in the oppression of the marginalized groups I happen to associate with.
I am literally shaking.
>>384944737
>Only gay people can make media for a gay audience
I don't think that's the point.
It's that it's a game where you romance gay characters. Nobody on the team has any experience in that sphere; it's the kind of subject that they can really only know vicariously.
Is that the right team to write this kind of story?
Sort of like Stephanie Meyer writing BDSM fiction while clearly not being BDSM herself.
>>384944308
>>384944146
These gets posted in everyone of these threads
>>384942472
>>384942631
>delicious brown (not nigger)
Good lord.
>>384944546
>>384944796
What gay scenes?
It's a short shitty dating sim on steam. Probably doesn't even have a hand holding scene without steam clouds covering half the picture
>>384944898
>15 dollars for a bad visual novel
not likely, shill
>>384944308
This. Ugh. I hate straight white men thinking they can just march into other cultures and take what they want for profit. Ugh. I mean seriously, ugh. It's 2017 and this is still happening.
>>384945003
The game is literally exploitative. Why does pointing this out upset you so much?
>>384944757
You can not eat red meat and still be a good butcher anon, the only thing that matters is the product.
>>384943935
>>384944757
>>384944051
>Nobody on the dev team is gay. So this is a gay game for gay people by straight people because...
That's a fucking ridiculous point. Of course somebody can make enjoyable product for somebody even if they are not part of crowd depticted in the game.
Japanese creators had this shit figured out ages ago, No Thank You and Hadaka Shitsuji are both critically acclaimed yaoi visual novels that appeal to dudes too, but none of the notable people in dev team are gay. It's straight women and men.
>>384942472
why is there no porn of her still?
>>384944926
I don't care for this game because the artstyle(only one of the men really appeals to me visually) but they really didn't even do half-cutout "definitely porn but can't see it" backgrounds for text overlays?
That's pretty dumb.
Then again, could be a ruse, I don't know a damn thing about this game beyond /v/ screaming about it.
Is this the sequel to Coming Out On Top
>>384945171
Straight white boys on 4chan are upset about truthbombs in their safespace lol
I'm glad we're here to set them straight. A revolution is coming.
>>384945197
>Food analogiesYou're actually right, though.
>>384945197
Butchers don't prepare the food, they just cut meat.
This is weak, even for a food analogy.
>His daughterfu tucked him in after he came home from seducing strange men
What did he mean by this
>>384945116
Right, because if I'm shilling this game I'd want to fuck the daughters
>>384945034
The game is very much result of a meme, but I know some yaoi fans who think it's fun. You're taking it too seriously, it's not meant to be any kind of statement.
>>384945291
>they really didn't even do half-cutout "definitely porn but can't see it" backgrounds for text overlays?
Nope, and the sprites don't even match some of the dialogue. It feels rushed and unfinished.
>>384944308
This.
There's no room in the gaming community for bigotry.
I stand with ding dong and julian.
Just say no to toxic videogames.
>>384945034
>Is that the right team to write this kind of story?
The answer to that question is always how the project turns out
Also I just realised I wrote all of the daughters when I meant none of the daughters. Alcohol is a mean bitch
>>384945274
a couple problems
1. it's not good
2. the entire thing looks and reads like a ridiculous parody
at best it's insulting, at worst it's exploitative.
>>384942472
>people actually bought tumblr art gay baiting sim
>>384945681
>at best it's insulting, at worst it's exploitative
This. The whole thing is gross and is exploiting the gay community. It is bigotry plain and simple. Offensive and toxic.
>>384945469
Not an argument, baguette man. Enjoy your snoozefest VN.
>>384944308
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/um%20no.jpg/
>>384945574
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/I%20stand%20with%20ding%20dong%20and%20julian./
>>384945681
It literallly reads no different from a dad fetish yaoi manga. Is it good ? Hell no. Is it bad ? Meh. It's pretty much a fetish game without any of the hardcore porn
>>384945440
>they just cut meat.
Which is a form of preparation. they're preparing it for cooking.
It's like you're intentionally trying not to see the forest for the trees.
>>384945901
Xe's right though, this game is exploiting the gay community. Why can't you white boys get over that?
>playing pandering games
>being straight
>Gay game is bad because straight guys made it
Good, I'm glad we can finally agree that cute girl games are bad because men made them.
>>384945974
Sure, but it's also produced by a team of people that aren't in its target demographic and maintains an ironic, comedic distance from its own subject matter. Nobody's suggesting that you have to be gay to make a good gay game. We're just pointing out the facts and coming to the conclusion that this product is insincere and exploitative.
>>384945856
Tbh I bought this because I was bored and drunk. It's okay. Not that good but a somewhat okay distraction
>Only three dates per daddy
>Finished Brian's story
>1 piece of artwork at the end
>Looks worse than in game art
wtf this wasn't even worth the pirate
>>384945989
>they're preparing it for preparation
Anon please
>>384946205
>this product is insincere and exploitative
Here here
>>384944146
>"daddy, why are those two men kissing each other?"
>>384946108
Now you're thinking with memes!
>>384946248
>1 piece of artwork at the end
Wait
There's only one CG?
What the fuck?
VNs aren't hard. How can they fuck up this bad?
>>384944652
No you!
>>384946295
>They're degenerates Suzie, go get the nooses
>>384946205
>All of the fetish dadcore manga writers are gay instead of just neets who happen to have read a lot of fetish dad porn
Sure, yeah, right
>>384942660
some gay dad sjw kike propaganda shit. don't bother just watch someone play it if you are that much of a fag
>>384942472
Is there a single mom version of this?
I heard one of the "Daddys" is a cuntboy.
>>384942472
you can't fuck the dads, either
>>384946358
Yup...
Guess I just have to wait for other people to draw lewds.
>>384946514
Huniepop basically
So when's the /u/ version coming out?
I want some hot mommies getting it on.
>>384946295
>because they love each other
Weird, a bunch of retarded hick moms told me this conversation would be too difficult to have with a child. Turns out it was that easy.
>>384945681
Yes, anon, you really care about the queer community, and you are not parroting some shitty opinions from your favourite youtuber without actually listening to a representative amount of actual gay men, we get it, you stand on the highest moral ground of them all.
>>384946473
Try reading the second sentence.
>>384946205
>it's also produced by a team of people that aren't in its target demographic
The target demographic is "people who thought a game about endless dad jokes would be funny", the homosexuality is secondary.
Faghags screaming about gay appropriation have missed the point entirely.
And isn't this what gays have been demanding this entire time anyway? That a Thing can be Gay without anyone making a big deal about it?
And then they turn around and make a big deal about it, the inscrutable faggots.
>>384946108
Aren't Neptunia games made by a largely female staff?
>>384946610
Not really. There's only one old milf, but you don't play as a single mom with a son who teaches you how to properly sex a woman
She looks good for a niggerNiggers only look good in 2D., a shame the game is about fags.
>>384946514
>>384946610
Sorry but the new /v/ logic is you can only make a single mom dating game if the devs are all single moms, otherwise we're exploiting their rich culture.
>>384946717
That's Atelier
>>384946648
>but daddy why do you allow it when god says to put them to death?
>>384943935
Oh no I guess I can't listen to Judas Priest because Halford is gay boo hoo
Grow up kid
>>384946108
>you can't fuck the dads, either
>Game about gays that don't wanna fuck each other every 30 minutes
Truly we've entered a realm of fiction
>>384942472
I'm a huge fucking faggot and even though the game isn't good who gives a shit if straight people made it? Why is everyone so fucking upset about everything all the time
>>384946821
>god isn't real you little slut, now open wide
Parenting is a breeze
>>384942472
Is that Woolie as a girl?
>>384946776
Riding the waves of a movement for the sake of profit is called pandering and it's not the worst thing ever, but it is pretty scummy.
>>384943935
I mean... yeah? The gay community is easy as fuck to exploit, I do it all the time on /mu/ which is why my follower numbers on SC are so high.
>>384944356
>Looks like my dad but a bit younger
What the fuck
>>384946776
It's gonna be a real tragedy for all the lolicons around these parts
The dad mc is such an annoying pussy bitch, is this an adult I'm playing as or a 14 year old tumbl girl?
>>384946896
I'm not upset but I'm not interested in playing a game where nobody acts like an actually gay person but rather like a shitty stereotype
>anyone less than a bunch of gay dads writing a story about gay dads dating
All these bigots in here who think some twink slut is qualified to write this kind of story just because they're gay I'll have you know I've already report you to the cyber tolerance unit.
>>384946896
Almost nobody would have been upset had dingdong not said anything, but because he went on his dumb rant his retarded fans had to agree with him blindly and stir shit without using their own brains because there is no way in hell their favourite le funni scream man could be wrong.
>>384946870
You can literally fuck a dad the first night in town ya dingus.
>>384947068
>Implying
>>384947068
Dude your dad is hot
>>384947068
Right? Wow! Crazy! They must have had your dad in mind when they made this! Unbelievable! Wow!
>>384946684
That's the point I'm trying to make. My use of the phrase 'target demographic' was poor, because you're right: the target demographic is people who believe themselves to be progressive but still treat homosexuality as a cute little joke. And that's where it's exploitative. It doesn't treat homosexuality with the same baseline indifference that a straight dating game would get. Instead, the gayness of it is the punchline and the selling point.
This is making a big deal about it, because the sales pitch is, 'look at this gay thing isn't that wacky?'
>>384947004
what movement is this game riding off of again?
is being gay a movement?
>>384947068
Post pics
>>384946896
You seem pretty upset.
>>384942472
>>384942631
>>384944165
Brown girls are a slippery slope fetish, I started with them too. Then
>19, perpetually aroused and steadily degrading morality
>live in very rural area, lots of woods around my "neighborhood"
>nearest neighbor is over a mile away, so you can't really call it that
>walking home from lake
>almost home, when I see a crumpled black shape lying on the road
>upon closer inspection, it's a recently killed and intact crow
>already had boner, I decide to do the unthinkable
>take roadkill crow into the woods off the road
>take off pants once I'm out of sight of the road
>fuck the dead crow, tear its ass to shreds with my dick
>there's blood everywhere
>pull up my pants, shaking
>leave crow in the woods, cry on the rest of my walk home
The thing was already dead, so it obviously didn't mind. But I'll never be able to live this down.
>>384947004
At the end of the day, it doesn't matter, what matters is what is in your bank account.
>>384947250
Exactly this.
You just don't just get to appropriate gay daddy culture like this, guys. It's exploitative and gross.
>>384947150
The game DOES have shitty dialogue but I feel like it's more because they were going for the "HAHA DAD JOKES XD" angle, not because the dads are stereotypes.
>>384947281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_social_movements
>>384947197
This is only somewhat true
The game is hilariously bad and people were ready to shit on it anyway.
Ding's reasoning is just a foil
>>384947281
>is being gay a movement?
Where've you been for the last 10 years, anon
Is the game good?
>>384947367
From brown loli to dead crow. Truly the parallel was obvious
>>384947367
What the fuck, man. How in the FUCK is that even brown?
>>384942472
Not even that much into black girls but Amanda is really fucking cute and I just want to blow my load inside her tight teen pussy.
With that said, fuck this game for being made exclusively for gay people.
>>384947319
You're right I'm sorry
>>384947367
I'm not sure how liking brown girls can lead to fucking road kill there Biff but alrighty then.
>>384942472
>us
Its a shitty gag game mainly backed by e-celeb cancer. Game Grumps put a lot of fundinv into it. Its being pushed and shilled hard online.
Fuck you shills.
>>384946883
Someone hasnt played very many vn's
the 20 bitcoins that the OP is either a woman or a mentally ill tranny
>>384947456
>people were ready to shit on it anyway.
Sounds like you are definitely looking at this game objectively and fairly and wouldn't possibly want to shit on it without having played it first to form your own opinion on it.
>>384947367
>mfw reading this
>>384947367
How the hell is that related to brown girls what the fuck
>>384946883
Has that guy ever heard of Otome games?
>>384947627
>play
lol
>>384947603
obviously shit for brains, I think the vast majority in this thread have figured it out.
>>384947004
>Riding the waves of a movement for the sake of profit is called pandering
So is designing and marketing a game based on sex appeal alone. Which is precisely the kind of thing /v/ circlejerks over on a daily basis. Your buzzwords don't have much meaning here.
>>384947778
No shit you nigger. How fucking dense are you?
>>384947627
>you have to play something you don't even like looking at
Looking the art, the choice of topic and the daughter being black I hate it, why would I go out of my way to go further with it?
I don't give two shits or a fuck about the game, its history, or any ecelebs arguing. I'm just here for cute girls.
>>384942472
What other daughters?
>>384943995
he also says that he won't mind if people like it or get it, so he is not condemning people for liking it, he just didn't like how a game wasn't made with love and simply made for tcashgrab. I think he is just disappointed that it wasn't a game well thought out and meant to exploit a community that are blindly stupid to get it/ In other words, ding dong is autistic because he thinks videogames should be made with passion but like i said he is not asking people to not support it, they are free to choose he just needed to give his 2 cents
BRIAN
BEST
DADDY
>>384948025
I'm getting underaltbach vibes.
>>384947942
Sex is not a movement. It is a part of life and always a topic of interest. Fuck off back to your faggot board faggot.
>>384948080
The rest are shit tier.
Here's the really amusing question. Is the teen daughter a homosexual?
>>384948009
You sure are dedicating plenty of time to discussing a niche game you yourself admit you have no interest in playing on any level.
You're no different from a SJW complaining about small "offensive" indie games that they never planned to play, right? That's you.
>>384947367
how in the fuck did you take such a wrong turn from brown girls
>>384948025
Fuck off eceleb cancer shill. 15 bucks for this piece of shit? Scamming people is for niggers and jews.
>dumb joke porn game comes out
>everyone jokes about it
>dumb joke gay porn game comes out
>people bitch about exploitation
>>384948175
probably , marxists need to go against family values to deconstruct capitalism
>>384948170
all of the dads are good, but brian is the best
>>384948025
UNTERALTERBACH INTENSIFIES
>>384948034
Dingdong has never shown approval for any gay characters or themes in anything before. He shits on the gay community all the time. So it was disingenuous as fuck for him to suddenly be attempting to defend the community from "exploitation" when Dream Daddy came along.
>>384948215
>lot of time
This is the first time I say anything about this game and I was just saying that people use DingDong's reason as a cover argument.
You got all flustered about how I don't judge it fairly. I just don't like it.
>>384948362
Obviously, which makes it all the more amusing if it actually is in the game. Then you could just use the game a direct example of active globalist/Marxist propaganda, you wouldn't even have to twist the truth.
>>384948298
Bruh I wasn't going to play it anyway. I'm just waiting for porn.
>>384948323
Actually the gay community has been really cool about it. Almost everyone knows this is just something for fun.
The only people fuming are underage oneyplays retards who are mad because they were told to be.
>>384947367
I've taken a screenshot of this and will repost it from then on. What the fuck m9
>>384947367
That no pickle-pee...
>>384948456
He also mentioned that he didn't like how the team was handling themselves.
I guess they made a Tumblr post where they were acting really shitty
I never saw it though
>>384948175
no
she said she liked a guy at her school
she might be bi at the very least, but not exclusively homosexual
>>384948624
>Tfw you want the chubby lolly to slosh your wang
>>384948627
nah, likely just people with a different world view/ideology then yourself. Which is a pretty normal thing for this planet. idiot.
>>384948456
>Dingdong has never shown approval for any gay characters or themes in anything before.
That's a shame.
He needs more yuri in his life.
>>384948456
This is what I kept thinking the whole time he was ranting. He's just a faggot who is desperate to hold on to his antiSJW underage /v/ audience or whatever they are. Oneyplays likes to try be an edgy gamegrumps so sometimes they end up sounding like tryhards and this time dingdong really fucked up.
>>384948756
>she might be bi at the very least, but not exclusively homosexual
Even better. The laughs increase.
Does the game have an option to not be gay?
>Game about gay daddioes, has some noice loli
>/v/ argues about wether some youtuber nobody has an argument about this game
>>384948805
I bet you rush into every thread shitting on SJWs to tell everyone to respect alternate viewpoints, don't you Anon?
>>384949060
It's called dream daddy. What do you think ?
>>384948624
>>384948025
Hmmm.
>>384949085
Your words, not mine. Those panties you got on, unwad them.
>>384949180
You can be a dream daddy to your daughter and not go around getting aids
>>384948456
I mean the reason they are upset is the game devs are assholes who had the idea of lets make a game that piss people off then rather make a interesting or good dating sim
>>384948624
shes built like a fucking brick
>>384947367
this is the funniest shit I've read today, thanks Poe
>>384949248
I just have a different opinion Anon, it happens :^)
>>384949231
DO NOT SEND ME DOWN THAT SLOPE AGAIN. I've played through the game once and that drained me of every once of semen I had in my body
>>384948624
is the same company that did that loli game? I can't tell the difference (if there is any) in art style, it all looks the same to me.
Steam Greenlight was a mistake.
>>384949385
See
>>384949231
Nope unfortunately. I wish though
>>384948627
>Actually the gay community has been really cool about it. Almost everyone knows this is just something for fun.
not exactly, part of it knows about game grumps so they getting it because of game grumps, the other part are just getting it because gays love to feed their gay credential by showing everyone how gay they are. I think is disappointing that it will never have visual sex scenes to make this game worth a purchase
How big are the dads' dicks?
>>384949379
But look, the art is similar right down to the noses. You should go back for old times sake.
>>384949180
So no.
>>384945989
>Forest analogies
TREIGRAUDSUAUFHDO
>>384949504
yes
>>384949335
>what is reading comprehension
Then why did you reply to me? You cancelled out your own statement with the same point I made initially. Think before you type.
Maybe if it wasn't called Dream Daddy it would be fine, but the name just seems too funny to me, mainly the usage of "daddy."
>>384949510
>the art is similar
huh?
>>384945989
forest analogy? is this a new level of analogies of /v/? Can you use a drink analogy?
>>384949510
You fuck. Back to cripple chan I go. I'm sure they'll have an unteralterbach thread open
>>384946665
I don't listen to youtubers. Those were my thoughts after trying a pirated version :^)
>>384947367
I keep getting lewd ideas about the daughter
>Daughter secretly enjoys seeing her dad be a complete dom over other daddies
>She gets turned on, "Unf..I wish Dad did that to me"
>She either:
>1. Dresses up as a boy to trick her dad with fucking her
>2. Gets her dad drunk and tricks him with fucking her
>3. Goes femdom and makes her dad become straight for her
>>384945681
I mean, I don't give a shit about who developed it, as long as it's good.
>>384949631
glad you can have still a laugh unlike me who is tired of this word being used, lately it has become a meme with furfags that they can't stop saying things like wanting daddies or be a daddy I had to mute it in my twitter.
>>384949497
>the other part are just getting it because gays love to feed their gay credential by showing everyone how gay they are.
How many gay people do you actually know?
>>384947367
>dick is so tiny it can fit into a crow
>>384949985
"Daddy" is a long-standing fetish term to refer to a dom in hetero and homo relationships.
It's gotten memed a bit because it does sound kinda funny.
But it has legitimacy in certain circles.
>>384950045
enough apparently.
>>384950205
not him but i understand the origin of it, doesn't mean using in your game's title doesn't make it sound funny or even make the game just seem like a parody of dating sims.
>>384949983
._.
>>384950385
Knowing Vernon, it's absolutely a cheeky meme
Which actually probably isn't a good idea when the game is about romance...?
Might give someone the wrong idea.
>>384948810
too bad he's also gay
What I dont get is, how do all these dads have kids when they are all gay? I doubt they all adopted.
>>384944507
>>384950576
They are. Nobody in Dream Daddy world is straight.
>>384949983
>>384945085
>not wanting to bleach nigger pussy
still a shitskin
>>384950643
>grandfather/grandson incest
>>384946494
>some gay dad sjw kike propaganda shit
I was not aware Dream Daddy wasn't anything more than a tongue-in-cheek VN.
>>384950643
>exponentially more gay games than futa on female games
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>384949510
Well now I've went back and fapped to it. I hope you're happy.
>>384950893
10/10 taste my dude
>>384943674
Who?
>>384947367
>>384950509
>Might give someone the wrong idea.
highly doubt it, everyone who got this game knew exactly what they were expecting, they find the characters hot and they wanted to romance them
>>384947367
we were peacefully talking about a game about dating dad, why would you say something like this.
>>384950643
S-sauce
>>384950970
>>384949379
>>384949510
goddamn tho, why's there so little Steffi? I love her ditz attitude, and those tits are amazing.I mean, lolis are great too, Nele's the cutest.I really hope Chris Handsome isn't monitoring this thread
>>384950835
I think it's because you dismiss it in most media you come across because it doesn't mesh with your world view ideology, everyone does this to some degree. Some more then others, you wouldn't be aware be default, nor would you understand any complaint. It doesn't exist in your world.
>Why is war a thing
>>384951019
Yeah but
It probably isn't BDSM
Far as I've heard they don't even have H-scenes.
So "daddy" may be slightly disingenuous given its meaning in sexual spheres
>>384949983
Why aren't these a bannable offense yet?
>>384951262
>Implying you enjoy being castrated even if you fug her
>>384950759
What if they're both young
>>384951145
>>384951383
>not just using her to cop a feel
>lmao I was just playin' gurl, I gotta remain undercover, right?
>>384942472
Are you able to fuck the daughters also or no?
>>384951269
well since you put it in that perspective, the word daddy was used very vaguely this time and only because daddy is now a meme word
>>384951661
No you should play unteralterbach for that
>>384947367
As expected of a gay dating sim made by ecelebs.
>>384951661
No and that's the real crime.
>>384946108
Cute girl is a fantasy species. You can do whatever game you want, because "magic". Are you going to argue that you have to be an elf to make a game with elves?
>>384951610
>Implying I've even considered lewding some old hag when I've got a harem of lolis at my disposal
Weak imo
>ugh why do SJWs have to take everything so seriously??
>wtf this game is treating homosexuals as a joke ugh wtf show the culture more respect guys
>>384947367
Dude I'm losing my shit here
>>384951262
Fuck Steffi and gimme Nele's mom
Dream Loli when?
>play as daughter of a gay man
>obviously be gay too
>play doctor
>sleepover parties
>bath time with other lolis
>play twister in your undies
>>384942472
ohhhhhh my gooooooodddddddd stop making threads about this game you fucking faggot nigger
>>384942472
If their gay why do they all have daughters?
>>384943674
They mass promoted this game with no content to show.
>>384952004
>flirts with you in good end
>no way to fuck her
Life shouldn't be this cruel
>>384951902
>not fucking EVERYONE
>>384947367
fucking what?
>>384952147
goes with the whole feminism thing, kill two birds with one stone. More money in your (developer) bank account
>>384952126
Excuse me? Could you please refrain from using the word "fucking"?
>>384952306
sorry
>>384952203
>Fucking old hags
Pleb lmao
>>384952147
Why can't they have kids if they're gay? Being gay doesn't make you physically unable to impregnate a woman
Or they could adopt
>>384949983
God fucking dammit
>>384947367
>I want to fuck someone of my own race
>I want to fuck a brown chick
>I want to fuck a dead crow on the side of the road
One of these things is not like the others, anon.
>>384952203
I thought for sure they were building things for unteralterbach 2, some mom daughter action perhaps, but...
Faggot games are gay
>>384942472
>shit like this is a top selling game on Steam
I stopped opening Steam for a few weeks and this is the shit I see. What happen /v/? Why have we allowed this to happen?
>>384952147
>why do the daddies have children???
>>384943935
>White people make a movie about Egypt
>"muh cultural appropriaton"
>Straight people make a game about gays
>"OMG SO PROGRESSIVE AND FUNNY AND UNIQUE THAT IS SOOOOOO GAYYYYYY I WOULD TOTES FUCK THAT ONE GAY DADDY"
>>384952564
>unteralterbach 2
>>384952617
because, it's 2017 sweetie.
>>384952564
*zipper opens*
homosexuals are gay
>>384949983
fuck you
Water is wet
Wait you can fuck the daughters?
NO RULE 34 OF AMANDA, WHAT THE FUCK, SHADMAN PLEASE SAVE US
>>384952564
To think that cute little girl would grow into this
>>384952617
e-celeb is involved with the game. One of the channels/people, not sure which since youtube shit is faggot fucking tier, but if you read the thread, there's info.
>>384952617
It's flavor of the month meme garbage. Sorry, /pol/, no muh jew conspiracy here
>>384942472
>Gay dads
Wouldn't they be Bi since they all have kids and therefore have had sex with a woman?
And over 80% of Bisexuals finalize their healthy relationships with women because the homosexual actions they have are more physically aimed than empathetic.
Also in what world has a father ever openly dated another father with the intention of a genuine relationship, connectivity, or marriage.
I feel like this has only ever happened 15 times in all of human history.
Game Grumps are hack writers with porno levels of circumstances here.
>>384952451
Eh, whatever m8. To each, his own.
>>384952564
Anon, no...
>>384952919
there is 0 (zero) porn of any kind if the version I obtained
>>384942472
>knew a brown skinned Argentine girl who lived right next to me back in my childhood
>had a decent relationship
>highschool happens
>latina girl becomes hot
>relationship is quite good
>her mom gets cancer and dies
>she had to move to live with her dad to a shithole city
>never meet her ever again
>mfw I'll never get a better opportunity at having a brown daughteru
Shit hurts man. It hurts real bad.
>>384949983
Bannable
>>384953514
Search for her, Anon.
>>384953301
inb4
>is a joke game not meant to take seriously
Also the name of the game is a meme that is been throwing a lot in gay/furry communities, the whole daddy type or wanting a daddy and daddy cummies and such so the entire game is nothing but weak pandering to the most naive audience who will get it because of the meme of the use of daddy and because they always support whatever company/business that puts a rainbow flag in it
>>384947367
Jesus christ anon, this is one hell of a twist
The most fuckable one is the goth teen.
I wanna bang the tripp pants off this kid.
>>384947367
If you said you jacked off onto it I'd only be skeptical, but I'm outright accusing you of lying.
This shit doesn't add up. At all.
>>384952697
Can you make a coherent point without greentexting? I bet you can't.
>>384953514
I know that feel, anon
>girl from out of state transfers to our high school
>hit it off, become quick friends
>ask if she wants to go to the prom as friends,maybe try something later
>she agrees and is happy about it
>has to leave and goes back to the north east
>can only talk over social media
>she has good life, and is doing well in college
>meanwhile I continue to fuck up in collegebut my social life's getting better and I continue to improve physically
>>384946648
>Daddy, why do gay men generally seek out one-night stands over meaningful relationships?
So what is the point of this game? Do you play as a dad? Do you play as a woman? Is it a gay dating sim? Do you date the dads, or do you play as a dad and date other people?
>>384950116
It didn't fit though, hence the blood. God I'm horrible.
>>384947367
>>384953827
You'll find your own crow, anon. Just believe.
>>384954182
I'd be down if you could play as a mom, but no, just dads.
>>384949983
>>384954150
>Same reason straight people do. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make but I'm wondering how my kid turned out so retarded.
Brian is best
>>384954496
>Daddy, why are you being intellectually dishonest? We both know gay men purely seek out sexual relationships an overwhelming percentage of the time when straight people generally are a mixed bag.
>>384942472
>All of the daughters are fuckable
But anon, she's brown.
A negro.
Is there any game where you play as a dad looking to hook up with moms? Like a straight version of this game?
>>384947367
I dont know weather to be disgusted or amazed...
>>384947367
Golly gee anon, it seems your jungle fever led to forest fever.
>>384947367
Dude you didn't take a slippery slope, you took a fucking sheer cliff.
>>384947367
Well I'm glad you considered the crow's feelings
>>384954698
>Why has my retarded child switched from saying "gay men generally seek out one night stands" to "gay men purely seek out...
Actually I'm bored of the RP thing. You're just a dumb faggot and pretending straight people don't hook up just to bone or cheat on their partners all the time and stuff is just a load of shit and you know it.
Why don't you just frame the question as "why do men seek out more partners than women?" which you can answer if you read any book about how genes get passed on.
>>384943935
>Nobody on the dev team is gay. So this is a gay game for gay people by straight people
So fucking what? Holy shit that is the biggest nonissue I've seen in weeks
>>384955149
Come on, it's hard to beat Totalbiscuit sperging over "Are traps gay?".
>>384942472
>Game about gay dads
>cougar milf nymphomaniac comes in before you can even get the first gay sex event
>oh and she's also the wife of the one of the gay dads
>Why would they do this to us
>>384947367
>imaginary girls with a darker shade of pigment made me fuck roadkill off the side of the road
>>384947367
How does liking tan girls lead into dead crow fucking? I honestly can't understand on any level. Is it literally just the slight color similarities?
>>384955325
Nah, there was an issue there. The dude delivered the joke wrong.
It's "is liking traps gay", no "are traps guy". Dumb sperg deserved to be kicked out for that alone
>>384949983
sneaky
>>384955395
She's actually a huge gold digging bitch so you're better off going for Joseph.
>>384948427
>>384948124
There's an ending in which the prim and proper blonde gay dad is revealed to be the leader of a satanic gay cult, and the loli&shota twins get possessed by demons
>>384945681
>exploitative
Identity >>>/pol/.
>>384942472
I want to kiss her.
>>384947367
im not sure how it got to this point but im impressed
>>384955712
Who do I have topayto get lewds of demon children, brown kid, baseball kids and the fat one?
>>384955934
>Game about gay dads
>The highlight is actually your perfect daughter-fu
I want to protect her.
>>384950576
>>384950671
They're not all gay. Some are bisexual. Like Joseph and Robert.
>>384955934
>her
>>384955040
Seems you missed the "an overwhelming percentage of the time" qualifier.
Let me guess, you're a faggot. There's no way anyone with a logical mind for these things would get so butthurt over solid facts.
>>384953813
His characterization was so retarded. He loves and supports Damien, yet he sees nothing wrong with trying to murder another kid with a dumb plan (which would get them BOTH into a shitload of trouble)?
>>384950576
A lot of old JP porn games had your step mom as a target. The thrill of someone else's wife, a married woman. I'm sure it's the same here.
>>384946494
That only makes me want to try it more.
Is this a Ren'Py game?
>>384947367
Caught me completely off guard, well played
>>384947154
>>384956369
It was made it unity for some godforsaken reason.
>>384942472
>>All of the daughters are fuckable
really?
>>384947154
>fuck a women
can you really say others have illnesses when you're retarded
>>384955395
Aren't they an evil satanic couple or some shit?
>>384943674
Because it's a shitty low effort meme game that uses gay people for cheap laughs and twitch views.
Just a quick question and I feel I already know the answer but I'll double check anyways. Do you HAVE to romance other men? When I first heard of this game I was under the impression is was like a "dad simulator" but now it seems it's a "Gay only" dad simulator. Which is fine, it doesn't affect my life or anything but I am curious so I thought I'd check with you guys.
>>384956459
What's wrong with Unity?
Unity is a good engine, just alot of people use it to crank out shit because its easy.
The Titanfall games are made in the fuckin' Source engine, for instance.
>>384954761
Just fucking wrap it. No mongrel babbies, no AIDS
>>384956631
> marketed as dating sim
> do you have to romance other men?
You tell me, anon.
>>384956535
that's probably not canon
the cult ending was datamined and, as far as we know, is unobtainable ingame
>>384956631
>a dad dating game
yes, you have to date the other men
>>384956693
Because the game is missing extremely basic renpy functions like being able to scroll back, skip only read text or, you know, not crashing randomly on people due too poor coding.
Why does this game have so much tumblrnose?
>>384956873
Well, that's not a fault of the engine. It's a fault of the shitty devs.
>>384956180
>>384956742
>>384956792
You're trying too hard to fit in. Replying to a post in a normal sense won't kill you. I've first caught wind of the game from a streamer and knew nothing about it. I was actually under the impression it was only a dating sim. As in, you could date anyone regardless of gender. I didn't know it would be locked into dating men only. But at least from context I got my answer despite neither of you being able to communicate well. Thanks.
>>384956927
When did I say unity was bad? I said the devs are shit for choosing unity over some other thing.
>>384947367
Oh jesus my sides
>>384957008
I was pointing out it was pretty obvious from the title, but I also answered your question
does this "game" take itself seriously or is it just haha we are gay and and dad jokes, thank's for the money you retareded faggot?
>delicious asian guy is full of kids
>long haired isn't even a man it's a fujoshit that took her fetish too far
>classy hot blondie guy ruins the game by making every ending besides the non obtainable cult one meaningless with his death cult bullshit
>it's not even a kinky hot demon cult
>even if everything suited my tastes the game would still not fill the emptiness I feel where my heart should be.
I think I'm finally losing it guys.
This thread is confusing me, I don't know who's shilling, who's trolling or who's actually serious.
What a mess.
>>384957008
>Replying to a post in a normal sense won't kill you.
Neither would using google or reading the damn game description, you know?
>>384957192
we dont know if its canon yet
>>384955395
>>384955712
>Mary and Joseph
>Christian and Christie
Aight then.
>>384957192
>>384957363
But that literally made Joseph the best daddy
Now if he gets a demon form in that ending then wew, truly best dad
Especially if you could join him
Of course it's too much to ask for from trash western devs, man there was so much potential
>>384957602
>Now if he gets a demon form in that ending then wew, truly best dad
>Especially if you could join him
I have the feeling you would like/have played Animamundi.
>>384947367
What the FUCK
>>384947367
I get what you mean, I used to have a fetish for domination, now I have to see a baby getting put in a blender to even climax anymire.
>>384942472
>this is a PC exclusive
a game about dating gay dads
mfw
>>384957602
2bh i would like it if the ending was implemented by simply not made the best ending and/or canon
>>384957708
>>384957771
*but simply not made the best ending
>>384957668
>full blown yaoi
Please don't
The artstyle alone is a turnoff, not saying it's bad but it's obviously made for fujoshi instead of gay men
>>384947197
>mfw i made this pic
>>384957201
All you need to know is that the game is shit and is basically a cashgrab utilizing the names of e-celebs. $15 for a VN that isn't even two hours long? Fuck out of here.
>>384957906
Why didn't you make the sides of the hair actually fit on his head instead of it just going down to his face? It's really bothering me.
>>384957856
I mean, yeah it's obvious fujo bait but it's actually a decent gothic horror despite everything.
>>384958015
> he doesn't play all routes
look at this guy.
>>384958015
>a VN that isn't even two hours long
you played it, right? all the routes?
Mark and Jack's daddies are just as sexy and fuckable as the Dream Daddies.
Fun fact, Jack absolutely adores Brian, ginger bears make him melt.
>>384958145
because i have no idea how to photoshop things. i just spent 5000 hours on it in paint.
>>384952516
the first one
I wish people would stop with the "the game is bad because it's exploiting", that makes the devs bad, not the game. The game is bad because it has bugs, the writting is unfunny and shit and the endings are awful.
>>384958183
>>384958205
That accounts for multiple routes. If you focus on one dad without skipping text then the game is about an hour long.
>>384947367
fuck this website man
Why does no one stand up for the poor peoples exploited by hetero dating sims
>>384958479
I demand all otome VNs be banned, they are gross and manipulative of straight boys
>>384957754
>Consoles will never EVER get daddy dating simulator
>>384958463
you do realize vn lenght is measured by what it takes to play all routes, right? Not only one? Hell, any decent vn with a true end would likely REQUIRE you to play more than one at least once.
>>384958570
They don't need shitty indie devs to get fucked in the ass by a terrible product.
>>384942472
>Yfw the robert route isn't even a gay relationship but a horror game where you hunt paranormal shit with him and your daughterfu
Wake up, daddy.
>>384949883
I see you are a man of taste as well.
>>384958895
So all video games and all develoeprs are shit. Why do you people still do this hobby.
>>384959002
In hopes that something with the same amount of passion as the games made ages ago comes out. But fuck me every time I get a new game I end up disappointed, even when the reviews are universally good.
>>384957187
The latter
It's terribly unfunny
>>384958386
Well said, anon. I agree.
>>384947367
>>384959109
Stop disappointing yourself and find another hobby. You do know the definition of insane, right?
>>384958386
not even the eyecandy can convince me to get the game
>>384947154
Women want to fuck men too.
Problem is, women can't make anything but babies.
>>384955934
i think im in love
where do i get one of these irl?
>>384947367
Just go online and get a gay dad to fuck you
>tumblr art
no
>>384947367
Damn, wanted to sleep tonight
>>384947367
>>384945034
there are gay artists and gay writers on the team
why do you care if the programmers like dick
>>384947367
How does this relate to fucking Brown Girls. What exactly did you encounter in your life to slip that far down the slope so suddenly?
>>384955712
Demon kids? Faggot devil worshipers? This looks like a job for the rob
>>384956010
I want to cum on her freckles
But why can't Brian dick me down
Did anyone else just buy this to refund it, costing them money to pay steam?
>>384960893
>tfw theres not even implied sex in brians route like there is in craig's or mat's
feels bad man
>>384959807
> tumblr art is anything I don't like
Brian is the best daddy.
>>384961026
no because that's not how it works.
>>384955040
neck yourself faggot
>>384959447
Yeah wanting a prince charming for me.
>>384961059
Man I want to destroy his ass
>>384946060
JOOLIAN
>>384958365
ayyy
>>384945974
Wait, there's not even porn in it?
Fucking pass man
>>384942472
kys fag
>>384954845
Good lord, I would beat my dick 'til I tore it off if I played a MILF dating sim.
>>384947367
That is not a slippery slope my man, that's falling down the fucking hole from 300.
>>384947367
NIGGA WHAT
>>384947367
> slippery slope
Motherfucker just skydived without a parachute
>>384947367
it's an r9k copypasta
>>>/r9k/38578113
>>384947367
>This post
If this is bait It's something alright.
>>384947367
I saw this on /b/ earlier. Interesting copypasta...
>Make a visual novel
>Call it a dating sim
>Normalfags, LPers and Streamers will buy it regardless
>all these people raging about a game for one dumb reason or another like they're being eprsonally violated by the game
Is raging at video games the only way you people can stay alive?
>>384945376
I fucking wish
That football player was top tier husbando material
>Liking girls
Fucking faggot
>>384946883
>screencapping your own post
>>384964529
(you)
>>384949720
sauce pls!
>>384947154
Fapping to alien sized asian cartoons isn't normal either but people do it all the time.
>>384959753
I had one anon, good things don't last long. I hope there is some kind of afterlife
>>384947367
put me in the screencap, reddit, I want to upvote myself.
>>384942472
dream ntr where I fuck all their ex-wives when?
I live near a college campus and seduce vulnerable and lonely freshmen boys and pound their holes. When will there be a video game for that?
>>384947367
reposting faggot
>>>/r9k/38578113
>>384965347
They are all dead though.
>>384962223
>A whole neighborhood of both married women, widows and single mothers
>All of them are horny and sexy
>It's a dating sim, but no one in it is after romance, they all just want to fuck
>It's up to you to seduce all these ladies and give them the deep dick
>>384955934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iom32fkRyGI&index=33&list=PL27aW4lfZOCyGWkj0d8G4kGHKBaMCWg9e
>>384947367
Good lord anon thanks for the best laugh I've had all day
>>384952004
>Absolutely NO porn of her
>When she was secretly perverted to begin with
>The dudes who made this not taking advantage of that and adding a bonus CG of a threesome with you, her, and her daughter
She was such a wasted opportunity
>>384947367
hot desu
>>384942472
Stop shilling this autistic meme 'game' you cancerous fucks
>insert deepest lore that is far better than the actual game
>don't even go into it
That's where the devs fucked up. Hatoful Boyfriend might have been a "meme" game, but it took that creepy as fuck lore and made an entire separate route for it that made it worth paying for. Dream Daddy would have been worth paying 15 dollars for if the shit revolving around Joseph had been a separate route that unlocked after getting all the dads' endings.
>>384947367
You're a special breed kid, even if you're just making shit up
>>384942472
>Still no porn of any of the daughters
PORN
WHEN
If all the daughterus are cute then how come I've only seen the brown one?
>>384947367
what in ass man
>>384946806
does it matter? cute moeblob is cute moeblob
>>384947367
that's bullshit, but I believe it
Is there and ending with your cute daughter? Fuck the gay shit, figuratively.
>>384947367
Better than that MGS2 necro fic.
>>384942472
Looks like a stoner
>>384947367
Since this topic finally came up, if you could fuck a bird, what bird would you fuck?
>>384968270
I want secretary birds to stomp on my snake!
>>384944308
I love these posts where we pretend that a person in a screenshot is saying whatever we think in our heads lol This literally proves us right because they actually said this lol
>>384968398
she looks like a total slut, I can see that happening.
>>384968270
This one.
>>384948670
He sure pumped-a-rum though.
>>384947367
Too bad most female nignogs look too masculine and apish than cute and feminine.
>RIP GAME ASSETS
>MAKE NEW GAME IN RENPY
>CALL IT DREAM DAUGHTERS
>HIRE LOLI ARTISTS TO MAKE H SHIT
>PROFIT
wow turns out a shitty meme game about some really funnie non-stale tumbler maymay from like five years ago isn't actually marketed towards gay men but prized and highly sought after Irony-Dyke demographic
go figure huh
>>384970813
>loli
>h shit
>>384947367
WHAT THE FUCK
>>384947367
How the fuck does
>"I have a thing for black girls"
turn into
>"I have a thing for black birds"
Get help.
>>384945626
>Can't become the ultimate daddy and have a harem of everyone's daughters
What's the fucking point then?
>>384942472
Bitch has worse writing than Life Is Strange, which is an accomplishment.
>>384942472
>looks like your average goody-two shoes religious and pompous dad
>marriage is practically in shambles
>is actually sweet, cute and endearing
>is also actually very aggressive and dominant
>probably gave you one of the best nights in your entire life
>still decides to fix his marriage despite having feelings for you
>you're just a side hoe in the end
Holy fuck what??
How do i fill this void?
>implying that anything in this game looks good
>>384947367
>mfw this many replies
>>384961157
It really is though
>People actually paid for a Game Grumps VN instead of pirating it
What the fuck is wrong with you people
>>384944356
This is a gay revenge character btw, I know the inspiration and he is not happy
>>384947367
>>384947367
>repost shit from /r9k/
>get tonnes of (You)'s from newfags
>>384975392
>>384942472
Where are the sprite rips?
>>384947367
>all these newfags that don't know this is a copy pasta
nu-/v/ is in full force new faggotry
>>384964846
where
WHERE
TELL ME DAMMIT
>>384947367
Jesus, what the fuck?!
Don't get bird flu anon.
>>384948427
I don't understand why Unteralterbach isn't illegal, shouldn't you have all been vanned
>>384976430
Why would it be illegal?
>>384976468
Isn't it depicting child abuse?
>>384976552
It's drawings anon. How could drawings be illegal?
>>384947367
How the fuck do you go from brown girls to fucking a dead crow??
>>384949385
Not the same company, but Game Grumps contracted artists from all over for DD, so maybe it's the same artist.
>>384947367
>>384945284
If you draw porn of the kids in this game and the fans of it get a hold of you you will regret it.
>>384948080
I'm a fat ginger named Brian, why doesn't anyone want to fuck me?
>>384949231
best girl
>>384976985
Why even though? Literally everything popular has porn made of it, especially shitty tumblr flavor-of-the-month stuff. Why would it be different for this?
>wanting to make a game about being blind
>you are not blind
how does it work?
Steam is becoming a mistake
>>384978109
Stuff that gets a particular fanbase like this will dox you or get your shit removed if they see you making porn of kids. They can't stand the idea.
>>384978996
Consult a blind friend or research about the blind. There's that famous one shot manga about a bullied deaf girl that wasn't written by a real deaf girl but it's still a good story, I bet they did their research.
>>384978996
This is a prime example
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/636785
>>384977342
There's a difference between cute fat and neckbeard fat, just like there's a difference between ottermode thin and skeletal nerd thin.
People can still tell whether or not you're strong under the fat, and your attitude and facial aesthetics still matter.
That said, men don't need to be attractive the same way women do, any archetype can be attractive. You're probably just some gross asshole.
btw im not gay
>>384947367
Tilefucker BTFO
>>384950643
>3 types of netorare
WHAT]?
>>384966574
what's this
>>384977342
You're probably ugly. I'm sorry it's terminal.
>>384947367
>Went from liking brown girls to fucking a dead animal
Jesus anon, most furfags don't even fall off the slippery slope that hard.
>>384947367
you did what?
>>384980479
There's Netorare, Netorori, and I can't think of the third one.