How to be part of the in-crowd on /v/: >pretend to hate Skyrim

>>384833612
TES are shit, though.

>Pretend to play on PC
>Claim every new release is unoptimised
>Somehow feel a strong impulse to defend Sony or Nintendo

Pick a side and argue like an idiot over what console is best all day.

KYS DESU SENPAI

>>384833612
newfag OP detected.You are worse than the gothicfag. Leave


You just pretend that Bethesda is the worst thing that has ever happened and keep praising NV

Complain about Nu-/v/

>>384833612
More like
>try Morrowind
>realize it's better
Arguments like this are retarded when one side is so obviously ignorant.

Shit on everything.

A true partrician's tastes are so discerning that he doesn't like any game.

Kill yourself. No really, do it. You get to come back as a ghost and shitpost constantly. It's great.

I forget her name but i know you're from /mu/ she's dating that filipino guy who talks about fucking on twitter and lots of douchey stuff.

>make race bait threads
>make e-celeb threads
>say that liking traps unironically is perfectly straight

>>384833612
OwO
WHAT IS THAT?????????????

>>384833612
Buy some actual goddamn gloves, jesus.

Nice bulge tho

>>384833828
Never understood that last part. Console wars on /v/ used to be so much less prominent, but with the release of the wii u and PS4 everyone just went full shitpost mode and never turned back. I don't know whether a wave of kids came here with the new generation or whether everyone just thinks it's funny to act like a retard on purpose.

>>384834016
I thought the true patrician taste is consisted of shit games that almost nobody plays like Gothic 2. Patrician posters want to feel special after all.

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it's not pretending

>>384833612
worship gaben, reggie
everything nintendo is great

>>384834132
Literally "any group of people who gets their laughs by acting stupid will inevitably be flooded by stupid people thinking they're in good company".

>>384834167
What are some good mods for morrowind that are good for first time playing.
Like TFix for thief, and Floris for mount and blade.

>>384834132
The "PS3 HAS NOGAMES" thing was the beginning of the endless shitposting I believe. That meme got too big too quickly and now "____ has no games" is an obligatory post in every single console war thread.

>>384833612
don't post racemixing roasties degenerate

>>384833612
back to /mu/

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>>384833612
>that bulge

>>384833612

>Hates on Undertale
>Hates on Zelda BotW
>Says that sonic was never good
>Pretends to enjoy superior games
>Hates on webcelebrity and wish they die
>Use the word "cuck" a lot
>Then if the same celebrity does something cool by /v/ standards, use the word "uncuck"
>Make jokes about how James Rolf is balding and let black people fuck his wife even without a slightly evidence other than a bad movie about his CHARACTER not wanting women ever and letting the side character with the woman

I guess you can say I am pretty much the king of /v/. I care a lot about what others think of me in an anonymous board

I've never beaten a TES or Fallout game.
I don't know what the hell it is.
I'm liking them for the first few hours then I just get bored.

>>384833612
belly ____, balls _____

>>384834051
She's Sarah from Kero Kero Bonito

>>384833612
>pretend that fallout 3 is garbage
>pretend that fallout new vegas is a god send

C R U S H E D

Don´t play videogames but call them all shit.