>go to al-kharid mines
>always 2-3 shitters who are trying to mine iron without putting in their dues mining against bots in the varrock mines
>swiftly take out my rune pick and begin mining each iron rock in one swing
>they all scatter and log out like the slimy little parasites they are when they realize they're outmatched
>go to wilderness
>Let a level 3 kill me
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>Al kharid mining spot!
Hahaha, fucking noob