This is your average teammate. He doesn't say anything He

>>384805432
that's actually me

what the fuck, who are you?

>>384806687
Prove it.

>>384805432
>always watch my teams back
>team never notices I exist

>>384806875
how?

Reminder that if you play team modes for the individual glory, you're doing a disservice and should fuck off to FFA if you're truly as hot as you think you are.

>>384806957
Post screens of you logged into the account

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>>384805432
>call of duty
>objective
>teamplayers

What? Fuck you.

>>384807089
it's just a placeholder.

>>384805432
>He watches your back

WRONG

>average

Nah, the average teammate is a fucking retard

>always play the objective
>everyone dies
>decide to stay on the point
>people are calling me names in chat
>over 20 plus dudes on the enemy team capturing the point
>throw a and kill at least 2
>start spraying and kill a few more stragglers
>some are running away from the explosion while others are shooting at me
>dive behind a brick railing
>the patch behind it leads into a building
>make my way to the roof
>instantly pop out when im in position and just fucking unload
>kill the rest of the people standing on the point
>a couple of them come running up the stairs onto the roof
>hear them running up
>180 so hard I end up doing a 360 motion right back to staring at the objective
>turn back around and see 3 dead bodies and a bunch of blood
>the morons shot each other shooting from inside the stairwell instead of stepping out and getting a clear shot
>mfw I defended the point and proved my team wrong

>>384805432
I've learned not to expect anything from people no matter their rank, level, equipment, etc

While that teammate you mention does exist, unless I'm 100% sure that the cover they did was retard proof, I will watch my back

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> Guy is losing his flank in a 2v2
> He is saving to get a ton of T34
> timetobethegoodguy.jpg
> Call in a commando glider right on the the back of the action
> End up cutting the rocket arty some OK player had saved for
> He gets his third tank
> waitnofuck.jpg
> OK player is angry and has an elephant tank ready to stop our action
> Blows up a detonation charge ending him rightly
> He rushes with his armor and massive penal battalion spam + conscripts while I use my bombing run to cut any retreating troops
> We both win the game and we get two drops
> It is just 500 credits

Doesn't matter , it was awesome

>>384805432
>Press F to..
Kys

>play team based game
>new players joining on the hardest difficulty for some reason
>they're playing like shit
>casually and politely try to give them tips so we don't fail the objective
>"lol don't tell me how to play bro I'm pro"
>get vote kicked
Every time.

>>384807497
You just don't notice the good ones.

>>384808441
Hi r*ddit

>>384807497
naw just you fag

>All these posts about protecting yourselves and others and going for the point.
Anon's the OP was talking about you

>>384808985
You don't seem to know what "average" means

STOP

It's too late to Google it now... you're already in the Hell for People Who Use Words and Don't Know Their Definitions

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>>384805432
I'm that guy who dragon charges the AI that is currently pummeling your shit in Xenoverse 2, but doesn't do it when you're in the middle of a combo

You're welcome