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>Be me
>low tier Uruk doing fuck all
>Hanging out with me mates on patrol in mordor
>Urgran and Fozhug were talking about this ranger guy
>Tell them that it's just a stupid tale made by the slaves to scare us
>Dumbuk tells me I'm full of caragor shit for not believing in a stupid tale
>Out of nowhere Dumbuk gets hit by something in the head
>Falls down dead in his tracks
>Just before I can react Urgran get's his head chopped off by a man who just appeared out of thin air
>its that ranger I kept hearing about
>Another one of my mates charges at him
>dies like if he were hit by an arrow
>Like the stupid fuck I am I try to stab him in the back of the head
>Ranger grabbed me and places his palm my my face
>Ranger says some gay elf shit
>Get this urge to tell him everything I know
>Told him the weakness of a captain I used to work with
>Fucker releases me and sods off
>I have to tell a caption about this shit
>But get this urge not to
>Days later I hear the ranger killed my old captain
>Ohshit.jpg
>MFW I became his fucking slave
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>>384755241
>be me
>captain
>the lads are raping some slave again
>look over
>it's the fucking ranger
>he insta kills 3 and 2 start glowing from the eyes with a huge handprint on their face
>what_the_fuck.jpg
>orok and prash start beating the shit out of me
>i fuck them up but am mildly injured
>he's just fucking standing there as if i don't see him
>throw an axe at him
>he doesn't even flinch
>teleports behind me and puts a sword through my gut
>i'm somehow fine and the next thing i know he's speaking elf shit to me
>i have the urge to beat the fuck out of all of my friends
>slaughter dozens
>suddenly he vanishes away
>don't want to kill my friends anymore
>mfw mind raped by a fucking elfnigger
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>>384755241
>>384755646
what game
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>>384755858
Middle earth shadow of mordor
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