IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
BUT HERE IT IS
IT'S FRIDAY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
IT'S TIME FOR A FRIDAY NIGHT OTOME THREAD
TONIGHT'S FIRST GAME IS A REAL... BEAUTY
TIME TO STRAP IN, BECAUSE REMEMBER:
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR TRUE LOVE
SO, WHAT'S OUR NAME, /V/?
UNTIL WE FIGURE IT OUT, I'LL KEEP POSTING, SO DON'T WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEADS
WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE WE MAY NEED TO FILL OUT A FEW MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANTICIPATED
FIRST QUESTION,
AND SINCE THE THREAD'S BARELY STARTED, IT'LL ONLY TAKE ONE VOTE
screencapped for future cringe threads
CHOICE TIME
HOLY SHIT I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A WHILEIM SURPRISED YOU'RE NO DOING THE DREAM DADDY GAME
>>384748042
THAT SHIT IS GAY, YO
>>384747990
GET YOU A STURDY DICK
>>384747990
SOFT
>>384748121
>>384748138
REMEMBER, WE STILL NEED A NAME FOR OUR MC
NEXT QUESTION
AND THE CHOICES
>>384748240
FIRST ONE FUCK KIDS
>>384748320
WELL, OK THEN
NEXT QUESTION
SHIT, NORMALLY IT TAKES AN HOUR TO GET TO THE QUESTIONS
AND THE CHOICES
>MY TATTOO PARLOR
WHAT
>>384748518
AND WHAT ARE WE AFRAID OF?
>>384748596
First one.
Because nothing says tattoo artist like family values.
>>384748596being alone
>>384748776
SIR YES SIRSHIT I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WAS A DREAM DADDY THREAD UP
OH WELL
DRUMROLL, PLEASE
I JUST ENDED UP NAMING HER CUMBUM
GETTING REAL SICK OF THIS FILTER
I BET THIS PLASTIC BAG MAN IS HANDSOME
AWWWWW SHIT, AN OTOME THREAD. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, FELLAS.
TRASHBAG-KUN WENT AWAY
>THIS IS OUR DATE FOR TONIGHT
TRASHBAG-KUUUN
OH JESUS
BRING BACK THE TRASHBAG, PLEASE
SPOILED FOR THE CHILDREN
MORE LIKE TRASHMAN
THERE WAS A STUPID JOKE ABOUT CANADIANS THAT I SKIPPED
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER
OP, THIS OTOME SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING BORING
DOES IT EVER GET INTERESTING
>>384749818
WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA
I PLAY THIS SHIT AS BLIND AS YOU
AND IT'S PRETTY SHIT
I HAVE A FEW MORE, LET'S TRY THIS ONE INSTEAD
OH BOY, SPOOPY SCRATCHED OUT TEXT
>>384750015
STORY OF MY LIFE
MAN I SURE DO LOVE THE CALMNESS OF THIS THREAD
>>384749832
>>384749943
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THIS CREEPY SHIT END
>>384750086
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL BREEZE THROUGH THE OTHER ONE REAL QUICK AND SEE
CHECK OUT THIS SICK VAPORWAVE AESTHETIC
SEEMS LEGIT
>>384749661
OH GOD
>>384750498
BY THE WAY, HE WATCHED HIS MERMAID SISTERS FUCK HUMAN MEN FOR YEARS
COOL, RIGHT?
MEANWHILE, TRASHBAG-KUN'S MALE RELATIVES WERE EATEN
THIS TOOK A LOT OF CLICKING TO GET TO
SO SPOOKY
CHOICE TIME
FIRST CHOICE TO GET THE MOST VOTES WINS
>>384750907
FIGHT
>>384751127
RIP
>>384750907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M
FIGHT
>>384751162
FUCK WHY IS LIFE SO HARD
IT'S ONE OF THOSE GAMES THAT KICK YOUR BACK TO THE TITLE SCREEN EVERY TIME YOU FAIL
NICE CAPE, FAGGOT
>MINYAMOTO
MEANWHILE, TRASHBAG'S HAIR IS SUPER VENOMOUS AND NOW HE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM
>>384751478
>ESCORT
WHAT IS THIS SENTENCE EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
NICE CRAVAT, FAGGOT
>>384751565
I THINK SHE MEANS SHE CAN REMEMBER WHERE ALL THE HOT DEALS ARE AFTER ONE TRIP TO THE STORE AND THAT IS SOMEHOW IRONIC BECAUSE SHE IS NOW LOST
BUT SHES PROBABLY JUST RETARDED
AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO GET TO THE LIVING ROOM IS KILL A MONSTER
SUPER
EASY
OH, IT'S ONE OF THESE GAMES
>>384751852
>ALONE TIME
THERE'S NO FUCKING LABELS ON THE MAPS, SO JUST CHOOSE A DIRECTION
OR I'LL ROLL DICE OR SOMETHING
>>384751804
I appreciate that the protagonist also thinks all this is bullshit
>>384752030
WEAST
>>384752118
WEAST HAS... SOME CHAIRS
I QUICKLY LEARNED THAT THIS PLACE IS A ABOUT AS INTUITIVE AS A CHINESE FINGER TRAP, AND ABOUT AS INTRICATE AS THE LAST AREA IN STRANGE JOURNEY
SO I'LL JUST POST WHAT I FIND
I THINK THIS IS A SHOTA
>>384752173
GO THROUGH DOORS UNTIL WE FIND A NOT EMPTY ROOM
THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE FIRST THING SHOTA SAYS TO ME
MY AIMLESS CLICKING SEEMS TO HAVE TRIGGERED SOMETHING
RIP
OR NOT
CA WE FUCK THE ABOMINATION
GUESS NOT
REST IN PEACE
>>384752607
MAYBE WE COULD IF WE HAD ROSES
APPARENTLY THESE ARE OUR CHOICES
WHO SHOULD WE PURSUE?
>>384752741
J O K E R
>>384752741
GRRL
>>384752836
>>384752894
I THINK THEY'RE ALL MEN, ANON
>>384752938
YES IT'S GREAT
>>384753013
THAT GAVE US HEALTH, FOR SOME REASON
>>384752938
ARE TRAPS GAY?
THEN SHE COMPLAINED ABOUT DRESSES
I THINK I FOUND THE SPOOKY GHOST
IS HE INTO BONDAGE?
WHAT SHOULD WE ASK HIM?
>>384753214
THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>384753252
WHAT A CHARMER
BACK TO JOKER
>>384753423
ASK IF HE'LL SELL OUR ORGANS
>>384753546
I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS THE RIGHT ANSWER, BUT IT WAS
NOW HE'S TRYING TO WIN US OVER WITH CHOCOLATE
WHAT, IS THIS LIKE LABYRINTH OR SOMETHING? IT EXPLAINS THE HOUSE'S LAYOUT
>>384753674
HE'S A CREEP BUT HE'S ATTRACTIVE SO THAT MAKES IT OK
>>384753817
THAT'S THE SPIRIT
I KEEP FORGETTING WHICH ROOM IS THE BEDROOM AND DYING
SHOTA IS THE PRINCE CONFIRMED
this whole game is just freaking me out
i love it
>>384753674
LABYRINTH HAD BETTER GUYS. WHERE'S MY OTOME WHERE I DECIDE BETWEEN JARETH, HOGGLE, AND LUDO?
>>384753956
FUND IT
ALSO I THINK WE NEED TO TALK TO THE SHOTA OR WE WILL DIE
>>384754035
GAME IS TELLING YOU TO ALT+F4
OH BOY, AN ALICE IN WONDERLAND REFERENCE
SO APPARENTLY WE'RE INTO INVISIBLE PRINCES, WEIRD OLD MEN WITH MONOCLES, JESTERS, AND TRAPS
OH, AND HAND DEMONS
>>384754081
WAIT THE PRINCE ISN'T THE SHOTA?
WHOMST THEN
I THINK I EXHAUSTED ALL OF HIS DIALOGUE NOW, BACK TO JOKER UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND
>DO YOU LIKE THIS PLACE?
NOT MUCH POINT IN WASTING HP ON CONSTANT QUESTIONS
>>384747719
wtf
did Orz made a visual novel?
>ONCE YOUR CONDITION HAS STABLIZED
THE PLOT JUST THICKENED MINORLY
HE SAYS, WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE
I'D LIKE TO ASK HIM ABOUT HIS WEIRD FUCKING CAPE
>>384754690
THE HAT
>>384754771
>BEWARE THE NIGHTMARE
WHO?
APPARENTLY THE OLD MAN
WE MAY BE GOING ON A TOUR
>>384754906
YES
MORE IMPORTANTLY WE MAY GET A TOUR OF HIS ROOM
NICE TOUR, FAG
>>384754949
WHAT ELSE WOULD WE DO FOR 2 HOURS?
>>384754998
WE'RE IN THERE
LISTEN BUB, I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT SPEND TIME WITH YOU
YOU AND THE SHOTA OF NOT DYING
HAS HE BRAINWASHED US?
SUDDENLY THIS
GOLEM
GET
YE
GONE
>>384755262
WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
JESUS
"NO"
SHE INSISTS SHE IS OKAY
I DON'T THINK WE'RE OKAY
>>384755456
WHOMST IS THE PIANO MAN
MORE CHOCOLATE BRIBERY
OH FUCK
I WENT TO THE OLD MAN'S ROOM WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR THE SHOTA AND FOUND THIS
THE SHOTA OF NOT-DYING HAS MORE THINGS TO SAY
HE LIES
T-THANKS
>>384755734
SCORE
OH SHIT
I THINK GRANDPA REALLY KICKED THE BUCKET
>>384755792
OH WAIT, IT WAS ALWAYS BLACK
BUT... GUYS
THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD
PLEASE STOP OP
>>384755893
BUT IT'S STARTING TO GET A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING
T-T-THANKS
>>384755792
I JUST REALIZED THE GUY WITH THE MONOCLE IS THE OLD MAN
THIS STORY IS TO INTELLIGENT FOR ME
WE DIDN'T LIKE THE BLOOMERS
>>384755987
WEAR IT, GRANNY
BUT IT'S ESCAPISM, YOU SEE
IT'S NOT HEALTHY
NOTTO DISU SHITTO AGEN
>>384756117
DIDNT THE SHOTA SAY WE WOULD DIE IF WE DIDNT LEAVE
MAYBE JOKER WAS THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG
THE ONLY ANSWER THAT DOESN'T HAVE US DYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH IS HIDING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
>>384756196
MAYBE THEY'RE BOTH LYING
IT'S HARD TO TELL IF THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM
I THINK HE REALLY IS MISSING A HAND
IT'S PRETTY HARD TO TELL
>>384756232
THIS GAME REALLY MAKES ME THINK
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SQUARE???
W H A T
>>384756384
A RHOMBUS IS A SQUARE
>>384756410
WHAT A NERD
>>384756436
POINT TAKEN
>>384756498
HAVE WE MET SOMEWHERE BEFORE?
A CLASSIC LINE
Imagine trying to do a screenshot lets play on an imageboard that doesn't even natively archive your threads
I've been on this site for 12 years and these threads still top the charts in the dumbest fucking ideas I've ever seen category
delete this thread dipshit
BY THE WAY, HE SINGS, I GUESS
>>384756565
You can't delete threads, newfag
>STABILIZES
THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN
>>384756565
SPEAK UP FAGGOT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF TRUE LOVE
MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK ON THE SPOOKY TRAP
HE'S NOT DEAD YET
>A SURPRISE
>>384756814
SOON ENOUGH JOKER WILL END HIM TOO JUST LIKE MONOCLE
ONLY THE STRONGEST HUSBANDO DESERVES OUR LOVE
OH BOY
WE'RE
READY
BLEGH
LET'S NOT
AND THEN THEY ARGUE IF SHE'S A ROMANTIC OR NOT
>>384757061
*HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE INTENSIFIES*
>PROTECT
WE GET A "KNIFE"
>>384757298
ABSOLUTELY HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO ASK
>>384757361
THERE WAS NO POSITIVE ANSWER, APPARENTLY
IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT MONEY APPARENTLY
HE ISN'T SMILING
THIS CAN'T BE GOOD
>>384757625
HUH
MORE CHOCOLATE
IM ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN WHERE THIS IS GOING
HE ASKS US TO WAIT HERE
UH OH
WHO IS THIS
OH, IT'S JUST THE SHOTA OF NOT-DYING
>>384757950
I DONT TRUST THIS FUCKER
TAKE THAT BACK, YOU LITTLE SHIT
OUR LOVE IS PURE
THE CAPS LOCK PROVES IT
>>384757994
FUCKING DRAMA INC
IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TRUST UNTIL WE END UP DEAD IN THE FREEZER, OKAY?
>>384758046
FUCK YOU, HE GAVE US CHOCOLATE
THAT MEANS HE'S A GOOD GUY
>>384758086
YEAH YOURE RIGHT OP
WHAT A TWEEST
>>384758080
COME ON DUDE YOU CANT JUST TALK ABOUT HIS MISSING HAND LIKE THAT
HE CAN TAKE ME OVER ANY DAY
BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WHAT
WHY
>>384758210
OP WHEN DO THEY FUCK
>>384758210
SHOTA IS FUCKING LYING TO US
>>384758303
ANYTHING FOR OUR LOVE
THIS IS THE DUMBEST PLAN I HAVE EVER READ
>>384758381
IN BEFORE WE GET TO CHOSE LOVE OR REALITY
SPOILERSREALITY SUCKS
>>384758381
WAIT THIS ISNT PURE LOVE
WE'RE USING HIM FOR PERSONAL GAIN
SO, THE REAL QUESTION HERE STILL IS
WHO WAS PIANO-MAN?
>>384758465
WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED BY OUR MC
BOTH OF THESE ANSWERS SEEM LOADED
HIS ONLY RESPONSE WAS ELLIPSES
>>384758609
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>384758609
AGAIN "..." WAS HIS ONLY RESPONSE
>>384758609
I CANT RECALL EVER ABANDONING HIM
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
I GUESS IT'S TIME TO CONFRONT HIM
HIM AND HIS EDGY AS FUCK NAME
>>384758672
IN BEFORE BAD END
THE CYCLE CONTINUES, I SUPPOSE
>>384758834
NOW KITH
CAN I PLEASE PICK SOMETHING ELSE?
NICE ILLUSION OF CHOICE, FAGGOTS
>>384758868
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>384758868
TFW ALL YOU WANT IS PURE LOVE BUT THIS DUMB THOT JUST WANTS OUT
UH OH
[LABYRINTH INTENSIFIES]
>>384758963
OH SHIT
EXCEPT THERE'S NO CUTE MUPPETS TO SAVE THIS DUMB BITCH NOW
FUCK YOU, MARCHE
YOU CAN'T SEE IT, BUT THE TEXT IS TWITCHING
YOU COULD (NOT) HAVE PREVENTED THIS
JUST FUCKING END IT
IT FUCKING KICKED ME BACK TO THE START SCREEN
>>384759079
WHERES MY KISS? I FEEL BETRAYED
>>384759125
THE FUCK
BAD END???
>DAY 1
AAAAAGH
APPARENTLY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO ROMANCE THE NOT-BEST BOYS FIRST
NICE ILLUSION OF CHOICE
SHOULD I CONTINUE, PLAY A DIFFERENT GAME, OR PUT THIS THREAD OUT OF ITS MISERY?
>>384759206
GODDAMMIT
WHAT OTHER GAME DO YOU HAVE?
>>384759206
DIFFERENT GAME
WELL, I'LL LET YOU PICK
I'VE GOT THIS ONE
THIS ONE
AND THIS ONE
THOUGH I'M SURE I CAN DIG UP SOME MORE
>>384759503
>SURREAL FEEL
ALWAYS GO FOR FEELS
>>384759503
>>384759606
I WANT TO FEEL THE SURREAL
>>384759606
LET'S GIVE IT A TRY
>HASHTAGS
OH BOY, OFF TO A GREAT START
>>384759503
THIS ONE
>>384759665
>woha
>>384759713
IS THE GUN A PRESENT?
>>384759754
holy fuck
>>384759665
>woha
>hashtags
This gon b gud
>>384759769
I WANT TO SHOOT THE MC WITH IT
ABORT ABORT
>>384759867
WOHA
>>384759867
SCORE
>>384759924
DATE THE GRANNY
>>384759958
DATE GRANNY
T-THANKS
>>384760018
I'M NOT SURE IT WILL LET US
>>384760030
WHAT A NICE GRANNY
>>384760103
SHE'S PULLING A GUN
SHOOT HER FIRST
PLS NO
>>384760103
SHE'S GOT A FUCKING GUN
QTE PRESS X TO NOT DIE
>>384760137
I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES DRACULA
>>384760169
WHAT
>>384760169
SHE MIRIN
THIS IS FINE
YEP
THIS IS
F
I
N
E
>>384760150
ANON THIS IS YOUR FAULT
THE SURREAL FEEL IS A PENIS
>>384755421
I can't decide if the colors are hideous or interesting.
>>384760293
WHOAH HOLY FUCK WHAT
HER PURSE IS FULL OF CASH, WE SHOULD SNATCH IT AND RUN
>>384760293
OH MY GOD
>>384760293
W O H A
WHATS HAPPENING
STEAL OUR GAY FUCKING STICKERS
SEE IF I CARE
>>384760293
OH MY LORD I DIDN'T THINK SHE'D ACTUALLY SO IT
>>384760293
I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>384760332
WHAT IS THIS VISUAL NOVEL
>>384760293
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>384760389
DEVIANTART'S FINEST
>>384760413
Damn granny's a savage
>>384760446
O-O-OKAY HAVE IT
>>384760480
MORON
>>384760480
BAD ANSWER
BUT MUH STICKERS
>>384760413
GRANNY PLEASE
>>384760480
YOU NEED TO SHOOT BACK NIGGA
YOU BITCH
>>384760518
USE YOUR GUN, ANON
AND APPARENTLY THAT WAS JUST THE INTRO
WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START
IT LOOKS LIKE WE NEED TO PICK A BOY (OR THE REALLY UGLY LESBIAN [OR MAYBE TRAP? THAT BULGE THOUGH] OPTION)
FIRST CHOICE TO GET THREE VOTES WILL WIN, OR THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES IN GENERAL
>>384760728
Pick Satan obviously
>>384760728
CHIN MAN
CHINMAN
>>384760728
TWOCOLORED HAIR RETARDED PIERCINGS BITCH/FAG
ALSO I AM ENJOYING THIS THREAD IMMENSELY
>>384760728
DAT CHIN ON THE LEFT THO
>>384760728
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE SHIT
PICK GAYHELLBOY
>>384760728
THE HORSE
>>384760728
CHIN MAN
>>384760728
THE CRIMSON CHIN
>>384760728
FAR LEFT
>>384760728
SATAN
>>384760728
CHIN BOY
>>384760728
CHIN
H
I
N
>>384760790
>>384760797
>>384760830
>>384760853
>>384760854
>>384760929
>>384760934
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
OH SHIT, DIDN'T REALIZE THEY HAD BIOS
OH WELL
>>384760949
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG HANDS
>>384760949
>LARGE HANDS
WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE
>>384760949
DOKI DOKI
>>384760949
THE BIG HANDS
THE FUCKING BIG HANDS
LONG CHIN HANDS MAN
>>384761024
OUR HEART SKIPS A BEAT AT THE MAGNIFICENT SIGHT OF HIS MANDIBLE
DOKI DOKI KOKORO CHIN-SAN
>>384761086
IT LOOKS LIKE A CLOSEUP OF MY EYES
SHUT UP, BITCH
HE MIGHT JUST BE LOST
>>384761086
ANDYSWEETIE.JPG
ANDY, IS THAT YOU?
>>384761131
I HATE THIS MC SO MUCH
HAR DE HAR HAR
>>384761086
>THOSE BROAD SHOULDERS
>THOSE LARGE HANDS
>THAT JAWLINE
WE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE BOYS
>>384761164
>>384761086
FUCKING ANDY, WE HIT THE JACKPOT GIRLS
>BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY 10 I SEE
NOW WE GET TO RESPOND
FIRST TO 3, OR MOST VOTES IN GENERAL
>>384761247
2
BE KAWAII DESU NE
>>384761086
>that hand wringing
JEW CONFIRMED
HE MUST BE LOADED
>>384761247
kyaa
>>384761304
>>384761326
>>384761448
N-NANI? MASAKA?!
>>384761523
image limit
new thread
LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>384761578
LINK IT HERE THEN
>>384761483
KAKKOII, SENPAI
NEW THREAD
>>384762006