>the world calls for wet work
>we briefly consider it, then remember how incredibly badly it went the last time we had a mercenary army and decide to cut our losses
>>384708070
It went pretty well until Huey cocked it up for everyone
>No greater good, no just cause
>gotta save these poor african kids though
ANOTHER SIMPLY EPIC POST MY FIREDN!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH POOPIE PENIS!!!
>>384708529
Raising a puppy, rescuing soldiers with ptsd and punching liquid in the face could also be considered greater goods.
>>384708529
Yeah, pretty disgusting how he dared to show compassion for those children
>>384708779
The actual big boss would've just lit them up. Because he's a monster, you see.