You're at agdq and as ur getting ready to leave this guy

Turn 360 degrees and Chad walk away.

whens kripp gonna play good games

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Play him a very fast tune to scare him away.

*looks up at you*
*shrugs*
"Turns out...its pretty good."

Wonder why Kripp would be at a speedrunning event.

>>384672056
August 4th

>>384672358
PoE? I bet he is going to play with his GF again and I don't want none of that shit. I want the turboautist back.

>>384671609
ask him why he would play around mindcontroll at 10 mana but not blizzard at 6 mana

What the fuck is up with all the newfags lately?
I thought moot debunked the summer meme?

Kick cancers butt

>>384673483
Moot fundamentally misunderstood the question. He thought people were asking about a spike in traffic. He didn't address the quality of posters during the summer because that's something you'd have to witness for yourself.

>>384672056
never, he traded his autism for blizzdrone bucks

>>384673580
You are telling me that people just magically start shitposting more during summer or that "quality posters" are perfectly displaced by summerfags so that there is no imprint on traffic? I wish I could wear tinfoil that reflective

>>384674069
There is an increase in traffic but it is proportional to the increase on all boards. That's what moot described. You shouldn't need to come to 4chan every day to notice the difference. You just need to pay more attention.

>>384674239
I've been here for 6 years and the shitposting has always been equally horrid, you retards just found an excuse for one of the seasons. Find an excuse for the other ones and we can finally be absolved from all responsibility for the quality of this board.

Ooh I got one, in winter it's too cold to go outside so everyone goes and shitposts on 4chan instead, you do the other two.

>>384674385
But in winter kids still needed to go to school.

>>384674385
Like I said. You need to pay more attention. Also I wouldn't brag about 6 years.

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>>384674385
fucking newfag

>>384674438
kids these days have smartphones

>>384674438
>There are kids only in one time zone
Classic american

>>384674838
Phone ips need to be rangebanned.

>>384674385
>6 years
cute

>>384675020
My local high school has student wifi, and it is a rather technologically inept school. Most schools probably have student wifi these days.

>>384675145
Which shares the same public IP. As soon as some idiot kid gets banned for some dumb shit they're all banned. That's how it's supposed to work.

>>384675185
Thats not how range banning works

Posted from my iPhone

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>>384675253
As expected from a retarded phone poster. All mobile phone IP addresses (the range of them) should be banned. If they were then posting from your phone would be impossible unless you're on wifi. If you're connecting to 4chan through wifi with several hundred fucking moron kids that aren't supposed to be on 4chan anyway, THAT wifi's IP address would get banned too and nobody would be able to post from their phones at their daycare.

>>384675375
>So insecure he has to base his identity on the device he uses to post on /v/
Maximun kek

>>384675701
Quality of posts from mobile users are always lower than normal users simply because of the device. Can't type as much or as quickly so discussion goes out of the window. Can't post a variety of images because selection is invariably small due to the storage of the phone and inability to quickly manage a large selection. Can evade bans within seconds so there's literally no incentive to follow any rule on 4chan.

>>384675853
>Doesnt have the perseverance nor the commitment required to make properly formated posts from a mobile device
No Jon, you are the shitposter

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>>384675978
I'm explaining to you why mobile posters as a group are nothing but shitposters that lower the quality of 4chan. They're no different from the people who post from their computers at home, but BECAUSE of the device itself their posts are inevitably worse and they ultimately bring nothing to 4chan regarding discussion or content. All they can do is parrot old memes that take a few seconds to regurgitate in an attempt to be witty.

>Kripp is scheduled for the H3 poscast
I wonder what they're gonna talk about.

>>384671609
Apply chloroform on his ass and rape Chad in front of him while my gf(male) cries

>>384676138
>Still replying
Kek master

>>384672292
Worlds best Path of Exile speed runner for years

>>384676287
>still has no argument to defend mobile posting

>>384672004
>360 degrees

>>384676346
You didn't have an argument to attack it with in the first place.

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>>384671609
Why is Kripp's head so fucking huge? it looks like a bowling ball balanced on a match stick!

>>384676421
>addressed no points
Putting your head in the sand isn't winning the argument, child.

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turn 360° and change gender

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>>384671609
Death to those who insult my wife.

>>384671609
I would go gay for this guy easily.

>>384676438
he's the best arena player in hearthstone and smart as fuck that's why

>>384674385

9 years here. Summer is actually real.
It's just because the quality of /v/ is so terrible it doesn't seem like there is much of a difference but if you pay close attention there is.

>>384676468
How can you expect someone to address non-existent points?

>>384676908
>I don't acknowledge that your points shredded my argument to pieces
>this means you didn't make any points
By actively choosing to not engage in the argument you are conceding the argument. You are running away because you realize you have no argument. Your point of view is fundamentally flawed but you can't reconcile this abhorrent behavior because it would mean admitting you are the problem and you don't want to stop shitposting without fear of consequences. You enjoy it too much. Which is once more a part of why it needs to be stopped.

>>384671609
I tell him he just sniffed meat-eater farts and watch him suicide.

>>384677103

You are actual proof summer is here

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>>384677247
>no u

>>384676498
Cosmo got beat up?

>>384672358
This and only this.

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>Kripp will never be hardcore ever again.
>Nothing but card games and mobileshit.

Apparently seatsniffers dad actually posted about him in a forum, he actually lost his wallet at GDQ and they had to start a gofundme for him to get enough to go back home

IIRC the dad started the thread with "So this is my son..." linking to the seatsniffing video, kek

>>384677490
Found the GoFundMe, not sure if I can link it though but here's some choice quotes:

>My son has had a very rough couple of years but in the last year or so, he's started to turn things around. For the first time in his life, he managed to keep his own place for over a year and get all his bills paid on time.

>For the last six months, he's been saving to take a trip that he's wanted to take for years. He was finally able to do it and we were very proud of him for doing so as this is the first time he's ever travelled on his own.

>On his first night in Virginia, where he went to meet a group of friends that he new online, he either lost his wallet or had it stolen and it had all of his money in it, including his share of the money for the hotel room. He has no credit cards, or even bank cards, and does everything by cash.

>>384674385
hwllo summer 2011

>>384675107
Believe it or not that's the majority of this site

At this point its the neckbeards that have suffered this shithole of a site for an extended amount of time that should be mocked, being an "oldfag" is in no way a good quality

>>384679690
I've seen thing you could merely dream of, kiddo
While I was a mod at /b/ you were probably sucking on your mom's titties

>>384677398
>Nothing but card games and mobileshit.
ahhh, the life of a PC gaymer. mustard race! mustard race!

What stuff from AGDQ was good this year? I was away and missed everything.

>>384680352
SGDQ***

>>384676138
>ultimately bring nothing
That's an insane leap you're making for no reason. Phoneposts still have points and opinions.

>>384677103
You're prattling and saying nothing. Your post is worse than any phone post in this thread. There is no difference between expressing yourself on a phone and in a computer. All you've done is repeat that you don't like phone posts, when you can't even identify them.

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>>384676498
My mind wanders.

>ESA starts tomorrow
Hope it's good.

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>>384680812
>There is no difference between expressing yourself on a phone and in a computer.
Apply yourself.

>>384681641
What an autistic argument. All you're doing is parroting some other persons baseless claims. Do you honestly think that even half of those "points" actually occur?

It's super easy to just make up some bullshit points, I'll do it for PC to show you.

>PC users can play games while posting on 4chan, making them less focused on their posting.

>PC users aren't outside. With the lack of fresh oxygen blood circulation in their brain is less stimulated. Resulting in poor posts.

>PC users can navigate multiple tabs and sites more easily, allowing them to copy posts from Reddit instead of posting original comments.

See? ALL of those points are on the same tier as yours and ALL of them are bullshit. Well, I guess the last one applies to (You).

Sent from my iPhone 4S

>>384681641
Wow, I actually made that post

>>384683086
Nice counter

>>384671609
if i'm at agdq it means im autistic so it means i don't have a gf(male)

so whos seat is he sniffing

>>384684171
Thanks

>>384683086
You can flip this shit on its head in the favor of phones too
>due to the more limited typing speed of phones, posters are encouraged to write more susinct and to the point responses instead of dancing around the subject spouting meaningless babble
>the lack of easy image access limits the amount if shitters who compromise half their argument out of smug anime pictures instead of quickly telling the opposition why they are wrong
>people on their phones are usually going places, and are inbetween locations and time is of essence. This leads to less shitflinging as instead of pointlessly going back and forth with insults the poster wants to settle the debate as quickly and efficiently as possible
You can play this game forever, it's all for the sake of having a cool scapegoat to blame when you are making a waifu thread after waifu thread instead of trying to fix shit yourself.

>>384676375
Summerfag GTFO

>>384679690
>been casually browsing this website for 11 years without really engaging into conversations
>enjoy the show as people let their inner-idiot out, and tear each other to shreds behind their anonymity

Watching mankind in its crudest form is pretty entertaining.

i'd report him to the moderators

>>384680649
No, I agree with him. Whatever points and opinions they have to make would have been better made with a full keyboard instead of thumb-typing. You're able to express your opinions more freely.

>>384683086
>>384685301
You can make those points all you want, but your posts points are almost worthless and make me scratch my head and say "Maybe? I don't know". Anon's anti-phone posting is grounded in reality and makes sense with logic and facts.

>>384686494
No it is literally the same level of argument, just because you agree with it doesn't make the shitty arguments any more grounded in "reality"

>>384677398
>playing rng shit card games instead of Gwent

Full retard or loves Blizzard $$$

>>384686735
The point is I agree with the points where as yours I don't, because your points sound very much like you're trying to stretch facts into something more sinister. Anti-phone anon's points, again, are grounded in very realistic facts. Phones ARE small and hard to type on. Sure, a PC CAN play a game, but with phones, you're more likely to be distracted by real life and forced to put your phone away, whereas most games can be paused, and if you're playing a game that can't be paused and posting, then you're an idiot.

Like I said, your "facts" vs his facts makes a better persuasive argument in his favor.

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>make thousands of dollars every month
>but you have to play a card game designed for toddlers every single day for 8 hours, for the rest of your life

>>384674069
What I don't get is why there would be a spike in traffic. Anyone who has a life would go on holiday anyway, so only the social refuse is left.

>>384687236
It is better to be a poor master than a rich servant.

>>384685375
You know pointing out that 360 degree shit is part of the maymay

>>384686167
I orate into my phone thank you very much. I dictate my words from a position of high poise through my digital secretary. Besides, we both know it's not the PC that makes the man.

>>384687671
>I orate into my phone thank you very much.
Sure you do.

>>384687039
It doesn't matter because it's all just a long winded guess as to why people see posts they don't like. It doesn't matter how big the essay is, it's far beside the point that not everything you read on 4chan is going to be necessary or decent. People can hardly tell which posts are from a phone or not.

>>384687779
Why not? There's a button right there for it.

>>384671609
You know pointing out someone for pointing that 360 degree shit is part of the maymay, rigth summerfag?

>>384674385

>6 years.

Those are rookie numbers.

>>384687828
While I would have agreed with you beforehand, seeing the argument in this thread made me realize that even if phone users were specifically NOT shitposting (unlikely given the website), the amount of quality they can bring is severely limited to a point that I don't see any downside in banning phone IPs, and I see potential benefit in doing so. No negatives, potential positives? That's a bet I make every single time. Don't you?

>>384687905
I haven't used it in awhile, but I don't remember voice commands being that advanced yet to make them worth using with no mistakes.

>>384675853
>coming to 4chan to discuss things
Looool

>>384688352
The negative is that you ban a massive amount of people from the site with no infraction, and utterly disable an entire platform based on a statistical assumption, that wouldn't transform the place into some magical intellectual forum anyways. Also yes audio dictation has gotten extremely good on phones.

>>384690218
>The negative is that you ban a massive amount of people from the site with no infraction,
We'd be removing a section of people that logically cannot and will not provide quality, and them posting only lowers quality. I see no issue with this.
>and utterly disable an entire platform based on a statistical assumption
You can still read while banned. You just can't post.
>that wouldn't transform the place into some magical intellectual forum anyways
The number of low quality posts would drop, which would help fix the broken window syndrome that this place has going for it.
>Also yes audio dictation has gotten extremely good on phones.
Oh. That's interesting.

>>384687039
>>>384686735
>The point is I agree with the points where as yours I don't, because your points sound very much like you're trying to stretch facts into something more sinister.

We're both stretching facts, that's the whole point. All of the "arguments" sketch specific scenarios and then try to claim that it's a reason why medium "X" is inferior. It's just a useless because people who don't relate to the posts

It's odd, the prime feature of 4chan is anonymous posting yet there's still people who feel inclined to try to look for a face behind the mask.

It's impossible to do, I feel like the people who make generalisation like that are just looking for an easy scapegoat to blame for shitty content while the actual reason is way more complex. Hell, this whole paragraph is a generalisation in itself.

At the end of the day, people don't need an optimal setup in order to post on 4chan. Just take a look at the catalouge here, I'm pretty sure I could recreate all those posts on the DS browser using my dick as a stylus.

>>384688352

They should just ban everyone except me because only my opinion is valid :^)

>>384690557
>We're both stretching facts
No, only you're stretching the facts, not him. Posting through 4chan will logically run into those issues, and then he makes very logically assumptions about what someone will do while posting through that filter. You're literally making assumptions which aren't verifiable or intuitive with nothing to back them up as discussed above. But I already got into this discussion above. Just follow that chain.

>>384691390

We're just arguing whether a lvl 99 Warrior or a lvl 99 Mage is the most useful to beat the first dungeon in the game.

>>384671609
Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away

>>384690536
>logically cannot and will not provide quality
Completely objective, unprovable, and is only backed up by saying in as many words as possible 'phones are annoying and less convenient when I use them, therefore they transform users into stupid people'. You're saying that because there is any difference at all, zero value could ever possibly come from a phone. It's a pointless exaggeration and you're drifting away from any practical analysis, just because you find it more difficult to type on a phone.

>>384693125
People act in predictable ways. When presented with obstacles and incentives not to do something, they will choose not to do it.

>>384687482
don't

>>384693205
Bet you're pretty good in seeing patterns and predictable ways in everything.

>>384671609
Snipe him on stream with a pre-nerf deck, making sure to topdeck Meteor at some point.

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>>384687236
>doing something you dont like for 8 hours
Seems familiar

>>384674385
t. summerfag

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>>384674975
10/10

>>384676498
Never do this to your father.

https://youtu.be/r6AQ_85U7Q0?list=PLksnl75jeLNacv_riXgQe3OGGZ_ApeGb7

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>>384694242
Damn.

>>384676498
You know if he did something else with his hair like grow it out and fixed those fucking Ork teef he could actually be passable

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>>384671609
>gf's (male)

>>384694242
FIRES MY ALMONDS!

>>384672446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcqutzpMZ7o
We'll never get NL Kripp ever again. He fell for the vaginal jew and dismissed his wizardhood.