I wish I could enjoy this game but I'm literally too autistic...I have to slice every grass, pick every mushroom, catch every frog, find every korok, I'm so busy running around doing menial tasks that I can't even play the game.
I wish I could love this game but my autism can't :(
>>384621341
You don't belong here.
>>384622508
What are you talking about, there are no normal people here
>>384621341
What do you think her butt smells like?
>>384621341
Those things don't make you better at games.
Cutting grass is a waste of time because it only makes you better at that instance of cutting grass.
A wise man once told me to only practice the skills you want to improve on. That's why I only play fighters anymore after 30 years of gaming.
>>384622724
haha
>>384622724
>>384622939
>>384621341
seems like a (You) problem.
>>384621341
>I have to slice every grass
You could just say "I haven't played the game" anon. We would have understood.
>>384621341
Eventually you get so many frogs that you just stop caring. Like "why do i need another frog? I already have 130 frogs? Why did i ever need or want these frogs in the first place?" Then you can start enjoying the game.
The fish girl is way cuter
>>384625546
No.
>>384622508
/v/ is full of autist and people who hate Zelda, so I would say he fits perfectly here.
>>384624312
BRAPPP
>>384621341
This is the same reason I have sunken multiple thousands of hours into Fallout 3, New Vegas, and the Elder Scrolls games yet never actually beaten the main storyline in any of them. Autism is a horrible curse