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>Awful physics >Linear as shit despite being touted as

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>Awful physics
>Linear as shit despite being touted as a "return to open world"
>Generic NSMB art style
>Saturday morning cartoon theme song
>THERE ARE FUCKING LYRICS IN A MARIO GAME
>Realistic humans, not fitting the Mario series in the slightest
>Generic looking HUD
>Moon hunting looks bland as shit, does not look anywhere near as fun as star hunting or shine hunting
>Appalling music
>Shit plot
>Bowser is the villain yet again
>Peach is a damsel yet again
>Pauline got in instead of Daisy
>Broodals are just bunny Koopalings
>NO
>GAME
>OVERS
>Yet another Mario game when we could've gotten Melee HD, Super Metroid 2, Mother 3, or a new F-zero game.

People don't really expect this to be GOTY, do they?
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These are some really weird complaints, and some of them even contradict each other.

Bravo
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>>384592019
I do
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>>384592019

shit bait/10

next time you're trying to bait somebody, don't use so much greentext. I can literally smell the summerfag.
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>>384592019
>>NO
>>GAME
>>OVERS
when was the last time anybody got a game over in a mario game? lives stopped meaning anything since SMW/Yoshi's Island
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>>384592191
thats your smell
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>>384592019
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>>384592019
>Pauline got in instead of Daisy
stay buttblasted
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>>384592225
Even if you did get a game over in Sunshine, 64, or any other main game, the only problem it creates for you is having to go back through the intro menus.
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This game looks like hot garbage, I agree. Thankfully though I wasn't a retard and didn't buy a Switch since Nintendo are talentless hacks with no third party support, so I don't have to worry about it.
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>>384592019

how LITERALLY SEETHING do you have to be to post this?
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>>384592019
Oddysey is more BK than a fucking 3d mario and this is a fact
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>>384592019
>>384592518
>Samefagging this much
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>>384592019
>when we could've gotten Melee HD
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Stop trying to reinventing the wheel.
The Game Over and Lives systems work at a very simple, visceral level.
Losing currency when you die a fucking terrible game design decision.
When you lose a life, generally you are just punished by having to redo parts of a level. Depending on the level, that can be rough. Generally a fair trade for losing a life though.
Losing currency can be hours of backtracking to recoup the loss. It's fucking detestful
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Someone post the webm
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>>384592019
>THERE ARE FUCKING LYRICS IN A MARIO GAME
DO THE MARIO!
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>>384592019
>melee HD
okay I see what kind of person we're dealing with.
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>>384592019
>Melee HD
>Super Metroid 2
>Fzero game

Lmao, how autistic do you have to be. Wanting another FZero game when the series has reach a point where it can't go any higher. You have to be pretty autistic if you want another melee
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>>384592019

>3 of the listed criticisms are about the music

Neck yourself
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>>384592019
is luigi in this? no luigi no buy
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>>384594343
Who is this ejacula spatula?
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>>384592987
Melee fags are the worst. Remake an actually good game that has other appeal other than shit comp matches.
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>>384594824
Lum
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>>384592019
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>>384594749
It's been pretty much confirmed, along with Donkey Kong. Koizumi hinted it in an interview with Game Informer.
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>>384593097
Then git fucking gud
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>>384592019
>Pauline got in instead of Daisy

Now we need a Pauline version of this.
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>>384592019

>Realistic humans, not fitting the Mario series in the slightest
Agree with this

>Shit plot
It's a mario platformer not an rpg. I prefer it this way. To hell with plot-fuckers, you and your ilk can go masterbate to "deep" walking simulators.

>Bowser is the villain yet again
Kind of agree, it doesn't really bother me but I wouldn't mind seeing an original enemy.

>Peach is a damsel yet again
She is a ruler to a large, essentially defenseless country. """In real life""" kings would be waiting in line to invade her country and pantaloons IF it wasn't for the walking force of destruction that is Mario.

>Pauline got in instead of Daisy
Daisy is a spinoff garbage and will remain that way forever

>Broodals are just bunny Koopalings
Agreed, but it's still better than just having the Koopalings
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>every journey brings a new romance
Who was Mario's best love interest?
>Pauline
>Princess Peach
>Princess Daisy
>Captain Syrup
>Lady Bow
>Wendy
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>>384592019
>Awful physics
Wrong.
>Linear as shit despite being touted as a "return to open world"
Wrong.
>Generic NSMB art style
Wrong.
>Saturday morning cartoon theme song
Wrong.
>THERE ARE FUCKING LYRICS IN A MARIO GAME
They're good too.
>Realistic humans, not fitting the Mario series in the slightest
This is your only legitimate point.
>Generic looking HUD
Looks fine to me.
>Moon hunting looks bland as shit, does not look anywhere near as fun as star hunting or shine hunting
Shine hunting wasn't fun in itself, you were always pigeon holed into doing one shine per mission instead of having some non-linearity.
>Appalling music
Sounds good to me.
>Shit plot
>Bowser is the villain yet again
>Peach is a damsel yet again
Let's see where they go with it. If Mario really does die at the beginning and it ends with some kind of status quo shift, to allow room for more opportunities, it will be a good story for a Mario game.
>Pauline got in instead of Daisy
It makes sense.
>Broodals are just bunny Koopalings
No, Koopalings never really appear together, they do different things in different worlds. Broodals are devil weddings planners, Koopalings are koopa generals.
>NO
>GAME
>OVERS
Game overs are pointless.
>Yet another Mario game when we could've gotten Melee HD, Super Metroid 2, Mother 3, or a new F-zero game.
It's not this game's fault that we aren't getting any of those. We already got Mother 3 anyway, play the translation.
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>>384595920
>along with Donkey Kong
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>>384592019
>>Awful physics
You don't list your reasons and/or examples for making this point, so discarded.
>>Linear as shit despite being touted as a "return to open world"
First off, linearity isn't bad. Second off, you're not demonstrating your justification for even thinking this, so I'll assume you're talking out of your ass. Third it's not being touted as a "return to open world", but a return to the format of 64 and Sunshine, which it is, and you have no reason to think otherwise.
>>Generic NSMB art style
Not a negative point. This has been the artstyle for years. Different doesn't automatically mean good.
>>Saturday morning cartoon theme song
And it's fucking good too.
>>THERE ARE FUCKING LYRICS IN A MARIO GAME
Different doesn't automatically mean bad either.
>>Realistic humans, not fitting the Mario series in the slightest
It's not supposed to fit, dumbshit. It's supposed to be a weird and strange world where Mario doesn't fit.
>>Generic looking HUD
What would make it look "not generic"?
>>Moon hunting looks bland as shit, does not look anywhere near as fun as star hunting or shine hunting
Not stating your justifications for this, so I'll take this as a subjective point and discard it.
>>Appalling music
Not listing your reasons based on music theory, so I'll take this as a subjective point and discard it.
>>Shit plot
Mario games aren't about the plot.
>>Bowser is the villain yet again
Not an inherently negative point.
>>Peach is a damsel yet again
Not an inherently negative point.
>>Broodals are just bunny Koopalings
You complain about the same characters returning then turn around and complain about new characters returning. Nice consistency.
>NO GAME OVERS
Game overs are archaic and the new system is better.

I hate playing apologist but OP's points are so fucking shit that I had to.
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>>384592019
>Instead of getting a new game we could have gotten Melee HD!

lol Melee fans are delusional as hell
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>>384595920
I hope it's this version of Donkey Kong.
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>>384599321
nope, it will thankfully be Bayliss's Kong
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>>384594343
can you count?
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>>384592019
>Pauline got in instead of Daisy

No wonder this post is so incomprehensible and retarded, it's written by a Daisyfag!
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>>384594824
Imagine being this new.
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>>384599621
>>Saturday morning cartoon theme song
>>THERE ARE FUCKING LYRICS IN A MARIO GAME
>>Appalling music
That's 3.

In unrelated news, Mario plotfags should go to the guillotine.
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>>384592019
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>>384592019
>Generic looking HUD

Literally the best designed and non intrusive HUD in years
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>>384599735
Daisyfag here. We like Pauline. I like her more than I like Daisy and also at least it ain't Rosalina
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>>384592019
Lmao Pauline is even MORE underrated than Daisy. At least Daisy gets mentioned in those stupid mario waifu fagging threads. Pauline is only getting mentioned by sleath Rosafags to bootyblast Daisyfags. Stupid Mario manbabbies think Pauline looks like a whore or something when she's easily the most attractive character in the series
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>>384592019
Why is everyone mad about humans. They don't exist in the Mario Kingdom. Mario used the odyssey to travel to the human world
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>>384598763

How do you know he is wrong? Did you played the demo?
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>>384592019
You complained about the music thrice. That's three times too many.
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>>384597964

Daisy, Pauline, and Peach are Mario's only canon loves. I hope Mario ends up marrying Pauline and having kids while Peach dies
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>>384602367
>while Peach dies
Nah she will marry bowser for once and everybody wins
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>>384594336
F-Zero GX HD on the Switch would be pretty cool though.
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Test
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Played it last weekend.
Buildings don't reflect Mario and the HDRI used is jaggy as fuck. Maximum shitposting potential.
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NEO NINTENDO SUCKS ASS

I WANT A RETURN TO NES AND SNES DIFFICULTY
FUCK THIS SPICE GIRLS LOOKING SHIT
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>>384592019
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>>384592019
Why do Nintendo fags think their games will ever be GOTY again? It's not going to happen. The player base isn't what it used to be and no matter how many flood critic sites with unrealistic reviews for 10/10 ratings it's just not going to happen.
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>>384602312
>generic NSMB graphics

just look at the game. OP is either a dumbass or trolling. And its probably the first
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>>384603337
>being this delusional
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>>384592019
well done OP, you baited everybody.You'd think they wouldn't fall for it after seeing that Melee HD comment, but I guess I forgot it is summertime, meaning all the kids are here.
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>>384597072
>can go masturbate to deep walking simulators

So botw, thanks.
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>59 posts
Wow.
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>>384597072
Daisy is the original princess faggot.
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>>384603727
>sure is summer meme
Hate to break it too you but traffic does not increase very much during summer
This forced meme is getting out of hand and actual retards are starting to take it seriously.
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>he plays a shitty fifteen year old party game """""competitively"""""
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>>384602312
>spouting shit without playing the demo is okay when it's negative
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>>384602367
True but Lady Bow has a crush on him, Mario is attracted to Captain Syrup in the official SML3 guide and they have chemistry in KC Deluxe, and Wendy likes Mario in KC Deluxe.
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>>384603704
>unironically posting about himself
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>>384604157
Meleefags are the absolute worse.
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>>384597072
>Daisy is a spinoff garbage

Found the underage faggot.
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>>384602573
Except Peach and Mario because Peach hates him and Mario would be a failure of a hero if that happened. Kill Bowser, have Luigi marry Peach, let Mario be free to have various romances for his various adventures.
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>>384602312
Yes. It feels much better than Sunshine and Galaxy.
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>>384604284
>Mario is attracted to Captain Syrup in the official SML3 guide

sauce
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>>384592019
>>384592987

>Melee HD
wtf, just play it on Dolphin
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>>384604538
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>>384604634
Woah
>tfw Mario likes Captain Syrup, Peach, Daisy, and Pauline

Why doesn't he like Rosalina?
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>>384604410
>have Luigi marry Peach
BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY
Just let Bowser win for once then him and peach can fuck off and M&L can still have various adventures
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>>384592232
>no u
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>>384597072
>Daisy is a spinoff garbage
Fucking peachfags.
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>>384592019
You forgot
>cultural appropriation
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https://strawpoll.com/s65hb949

Poll of the thread
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>>384605138
you forgot harriet
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>>384604773
>BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY
A correct theory.

Surely you understand how bad your idea is. You can't have Mario fail and Peach get a bad ending. You can't reward evil and render Mario's last few decades of adventures pointless. Even without shipping stuff, kill off Bowser and the Peach cyle takes care of itself. She's not obligated to return or to spend any time with the Mario bros and there's no motivation to rescue her, so she can just show up as a friend sometimes like in SMB2, or not show up at all while Mario is off kissing other princesses like in SML.
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>>384604751
because Rosalina is his daughter
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>>384604751
He does love her, she is his niece.
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>>384592019
>complaining about bowser and peach returning
>mad daisy isn't returning
>mad pauline, an underutilized character, is getting more facetime

fuck off faggot
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>>384592019
>>Pauline got in instead of Daisy
Cool, I didn't know!
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>>384605554
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

she isn't
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>shit plot
what did he mean by this?
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>>384603982
> BOTW
> deep
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>>384605954
>he doesn't know
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Sorry man. Pauline is the only mario girl who looks like a GROWN WOMAN not a KID.
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>>384605954
>he doesn't know
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>>384606112
y'all niggas don't know
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>>384602779
>we sonic now
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>>384592019
Thanks for keeping my hype contained, OP.
I'm close to buying a Switch but I really don't want to do it for only one game until MP4 releases.
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>>384606389
>I'm close to buying a Switch but I really don't want to do it for only one game until MP4 releases.

Mario Party 4 is a gamecube game anon.
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This is how Daisyfags and Peachfags look when they try to insult Pauline
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>>384606365
>having a city level means sonic 06 now
Sonic 06 sucked because it was a buggy unplayable mess not because the hub world is a city
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>>384606645
I guess the new Spiderman in sonic 06 now
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>>384606576
Mario Party 4 Deluxe.
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>>384605397
Fucking hell you're right.
Wait where would this leave Jr. and friends if you killed off Bowser?
>>384606820
Press X to Spiderman is shit but im sure it will still sell well
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>>384606593
Cute?
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>>384606973
Forgotten.
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>>384592019
>When people want TTYD remake
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>>384604315
>Smashfags getting desperate because they have no jobs and rely on playing a children's game competitively for a living
>"N-Nintendo please s-sponsor us!"
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>>384603052
>FUCK THIS SPICE GIRLS LOOKING SHIT
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>>384592019
Daisy is Luigi's girl, why do you want Mario to cuck him?
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>>384592019
This thread is shit so I have a more important question.
WHERE ARE YOU ANONS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHART?
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>>384602779
Make it a fucking webm you retard.
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>>384607108
I doubt that Nintendo would just drop a bunch of character like that.
They still need to fall back on them when they get lazy.
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>>384606593
Fuck Daisy is so hot.
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>>384607227
Structure Neutral, Ingredient purist.
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>>384592019
>Luigifags
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>>384607203
Are you calling Luigi a cuck? Daisy is Mario's stress reliever. They've been on-and-off since 89. Why would Luigi want to date Mario's toy?
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>>384592019
>THERE ARE FUCKING LYRICS IN A MARIO GAME
The fuck is this supposed to mean
You're not seriously complaining about the catchiest fucking theme song to come out this year, are you
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>>384592019
>No game overs
Why is this bad?
Everyone bitched and whined about the lives system and how it just boots you back to the menu screen and only stands as an obstacle to their gameing experience.
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Ingredient Neutral
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>>384607227
>A pop tart is a sandwich

Dude I'm woke af right now holy shit
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>>384604315
kek that discount woolie on the back
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>>384607510
SNIPers represent.
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>>384607227
A HOT DOG IS NOT A SANDWICH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>384607227
Structural Purist, Ingredient Rebel

THERES A REASON THEY CALL IT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH YOU PLEBS, AND WHY THEY CALL A SUB A SUB
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>Daisyfags
All explains itself.
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>>384607752
I'd rather have a game have infinite retries these days and just be difficult enough to compensate.
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>>384592019
Except all the shit explained to you that your opinion literaly butthurt over nothing, that city world is based on Big Donk City, which is basically Donkey Kong world, which is basically return to the literal roots. You can also spot Pauline in trailer, Pauline was the damsel in distress which you saved in literally first Mario game. You MAY get one moon for saving her, it's highly possible. Still tho nice comeback, i expect even more of such a comebacks in Odyssey.
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>>384608312
You raise a good point, but you don't expect to find a meat loaf in a bakery because it's called a "loaf" do you? Ice Cream sandwiches are called that way because it tells you about what they look like, but they aren't sandwiches.

Structural purist, ingredient neutral here.
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>>384592019
>Yet another Mario game when we could've gotten Melee HD
Melee HD is a meme game that Nintendo will never waste their time and money on making it, yet Meleefags like you somehow think it's a possibility anyway.

Also
>Being a Daisyfag
(You)
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>>384605138
>No Birdo
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>>384592019
>Yet another Mario game when we could've gotten Melee HD

Lol, opinion discarded
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>>384593097
Did you whine this much when Rayman got rid of lives and game overs?
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Better poll

>Which Mario girl would you rape
https://strawpoll.com/edp1c9d8
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>>384592019
>It's another I hate everything in this video game on a video game board episode
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>>384593097
>When you lose you have to re do a level
>Losing currency is bad because you backtrack (e.g. re do a level)


You're aware it's just fucking currency coins right
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It will have a 95+ metacritic store. This is a fact.
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>>384592019
>new F-zero game.
i asked F-Zero babbies and they always give the same answers.
>GTA map
>gyro
>remasters
>solo Falcon bounty hunting spinoff that is Judge Dredd and isn't platshit
none of these are justifiable enough

what can you add in a F-Zero game?
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>>384595920
someone said Wart was said to appear as a Zookeeper

can anyone confirmed
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>>384592142
Weird that Splatoon 2 is there.
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>>384611358
This poll proves how much /v/'s taste is shit
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>>384592019
Fuck Daisy. This is Pauline's time to finally come back into the spotlight after so many years of irrelevance. She better be playable in Smash for the Switch.
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>>384602779
holy hell, they took Sunshine's dive slide and made it better.
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>>384592019
>Yet another Mario game when we could've gotten Melee HD, Super Metroid 2, Mother 3, or a new F-zero game.
>Melee HD
people will complain it's just a port and the Switch is becoming a port machine
>Super Metroid 2
you already got like two metroid games how many more do you possibly need
>Mother 3
mother 3 localization is a meme
>F-Zero game
i actually wouldn't mind seeing this
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>>384613579
Daisy and Pauline are both in the tier of janky looking 3d models and irrelevance though. At least Peach and Rosalina actually look like anime girls
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This game will be 1080 60 right?
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>>384613857
who knows to be honest
Splatoon 2 was 720p 60fps but they bumped that up to 1080p60 with adaptive resolution later on, so maybe this game will get the same treatment.
(i don't know about adaptive resolution though, it's a mario game)
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>>384613779
nah bruh. rosalina's model is nearly damn identical to peach. it amazes me how nintendo got away with rehashing the same character
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>>384606109
>>384606156
>>384605439
go to bed Koizumi
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>>384606593
no, that's just them smelling her BO musk
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>>384614172
Because Rosalina makes fanboys dick hard. Thats why Waluigi gets more flak for looking like Wario
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>>384607227
>A poptart is a sandwich

I mean, she's not wrong
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Is it time for the return of... Him...
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>>384594925
>Remakes in general
Why do people want remakes over new games?
>But muh nostalgia
Then go back and play it then...

Some games defiantly warrant it, but games are being 'remade' from the last generation.

Melee for instance, there is no point in remaking it, as it will not be the same as the original on a competitive level, as Nintendo does not want Smash Bros to be an e-sport game, so what's the point?
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smooch
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>>384592019
........................................
>>
Please Nintendo, stop playing IP genre swap.

Pikmin is not a side scroller
Mario is not Open World Treasure Hunting
Zelda is not Survival Explorer

Next thing you know, Donkey King will be a music sim and Metroid will be a character action game.

IT AINT RIGHT
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>>384614736
>Donkey King will be a music sim
Do you not remember Jungle Beat?
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>>384614736
>mario is not open world treasure hunting
rest in peace, Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine
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>>384614736
and they will all be GOTYS

>>384592019
ODYSSEY YESSY
ODYSSEY YESSY
ODYSSEY YESSY
ODYSSEY ODYSSEY, BITCH!
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>>384615273
>they will all be GOTYS
not pikmin or donkey kong, but still
ODYSSEY YA SEE ODYSSSSEEEY ODYSSEY
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>>384614172
Mario waifufags are the worst. I refuse to believe Pauline is a worst waifu than Daisy. It's like y'all fags only like characters with the most series exposure. Extremely corny.
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>>384607227
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich
>more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for another food type

I'm a radical sandwich anarchist
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>>384604364
Daisyfags are the worst
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>>384592019
(You)
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>>384615954
>Daisyfag
Who said I was a Daisyfag? I'm not just an underage faggot who doesn't remember when a character came out decades ago
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why bother revamping Melee?

>"Money!"
Wind Waker HD sold like shit like the original
plenty of Meleefags wil start nitpicking about lag in non-CRT TVs and matchups
>"muh HD and online"
you can fucking boot up Dolphin and play Melee both online, 60-120FPS, and 1080p
>"Roy and Mewtwo is shit tho..."
SD Remix balances all shit-tiers, nothing else fiddled in which Nintendo would do so.
>"it's a GCN game, just port it geez"
Nintendo already went out saying the code is too old to port anything at all. why do you think the PMDT and Bamco had to recreate Mewtwo and Roy?
>"But Iwata said it was possib-"
yeah, over 12+ years ago, on a system that still ran old Project Dolphin hardware
>Sm4sh sucks
play PM or wait for some inspired mod for Smash 4
>"fuck Project M, Icons sucks ass too"
then fuck off back to your cube.

there, i laid out a reasons why Melee HD is a fuckall thing to bother with when you can play the original on the computer.
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>>384592019
Well, your bait amassed nearly 200 replies.
Not bad chap.
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>>384614736
Jungle Beat worked and it even stay trued to it's former, fuck off
>>
Things that never happened
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>>384592019
>melee HD
(you)
>>
>>384616336
remember all Melee fags are "tourneywannabe fags" and one day those CRTs are going to die
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>hasn't played the game yet
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>>384601502
I can't wait for the shitstorm when Odyssey inevitably gets its 80 on Metacrtic and everyone loses their shit
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>>384616729
not gonna happen buckerino
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>Super Metroid 2
you mean Other M?
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