ITT: times you acted like the Joker in vidya >fpbp a post

>>384581343
>video games


I scammed some guy and sold him a different item but I didn't really scam him since it was a better item but he still got mad

>>384581343
>Game tells me to take a 3 hour break
>Take 4 hour break

I'M NOT A SLAVE TO A GOD
WHO DOESN'T EXIST

>>384581343
>"saving. please do not turn off your PC."
>immediately plug the power cord off

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>hop into a multiplayer game
>start team killing
D A M A G E D G O O D S

>play as the support role
>don't support my team at all
LOCK ME UP

>>384582419
>Game will auto-save
>Still manually save

HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER, DISORDER?
NOW SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE

>>384582514
>get banned

>>384583047
>message those teammates
>I'm really sorry guys, but I was just POSSESSED to do it ahahahahahahahaha
>send
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>send
HOW DO I GET AWAY WITH IT?

>>384582419
>>immediately plug the power cord off

fuck off you worthless retard

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>installed and played battleborn
>intentionally

>once sucked a penis
>not gay

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>run directly into crowds of enemies
>during a sneaking mission

GOO GOO GA JOOB

>quick save
>then normally save
THE COPS CANT POLICE ME

>>384583746
Oh yeah well I preordered BRINK for FULL PRICE

>>384581343
not video games you stupid redditor faggot

>>384581582
fpbp

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>play a mediocre early access game
>leave a bad review of said game on steam
>developer comments on it and says my review is unfair

I was playing Friday the 13th and I escaped in like 2 minutes, came back as Tommy, found out that two counselors were in trouble and I ran to go fight Jason.

I'm an absolute-fucking-madman.

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I refunded all my summer sale purchases and re-bought them at full price.

>>384584308
M A D

>brb smoke
>take a piss instead

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

Bought stalker on steam and refunded it then pirated it
LOCK ME UP NOW

>>384582419
>immediately plug the power cord off
I'm losing my shit more than I thought I would in this thread.

>Doing a puzzle where I have to rotate the gamepad to get a ball through a maze in BotW
>Flip the gamepad and move the ball across the maze's back, negating the challenge
THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>playing until dawn
>truthfully answer about which characters i like and dislike
>only kill the ones i do like

I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN

>Playing SMT Apocalypse
>Murder all my friends and acquaintances to start a new universe where I'm the god
AND IT FEELS LIKE HEAVEN IS SO FAR AWAY

>Attempt to play video games
>Get in a long fight with wife
>No longer feel like playing video games

I AM AN AGENT OF CHAOS

>saving, do not remove memory card
>pour water on my console

CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEL

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>Character tells me to run from a scripted explosion that means immediate death
>Stand still

I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREAAAAAK
(CAUSE IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE)

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>i fpbp a post
>it was actually the second post

>"Press any button to continue"
>unplug controller
FRICK YOUR EXPECTATIONS, HOMBRE!

FRICK 'EM!

>>384584430
>Go into a Joker thread
>Make a post that doesn't follow the format

YOU CAN CALL ME AL

>"You need 5gb of space to install this game"
>delete my entire reaction image folder

HAHAHAHAHA.jpg

>post how a game is shit on /v/
>I have actually quite enjoyed it
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>384585538
lost

>plays online games properly while giving accolades to my compatriots

I AM THE ONE DONT WEIGH A TON DONT NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET

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>playing grand theft auto
>follow all traffic signals

DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?!?

>>384585247
Kek

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>>384581343
>tfw played the game without a PC

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>Game tells me to plug in a controller for the best experience
>100% the game with a mouse and keyboard

ONE, NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

>>384586028
you've gone too far

>Objective: Run
>I walk instead

WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?

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>play crafting zombie survival game
>don't craft, don't build
>let zombies eat me alive
EIN ZWEI POLIZEI

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>play a mmo game built for keyboard and mouse with a shitty original gen xbox controller..

YOU CAN'T STOP ME BLACK DESERT

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>go to gamestop
>buy a new game, refuse a used copy, warranty, preorder and subscription card

I'M... NOT...NORMAL...

>>384581343
>"this game is better played with a controller"
>play with a keyboard

FUELING MY CHAOS ENGINE
NEXT STOP: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

>>384584147
How can you be sure that this is the best post? The thread is still open, new people from around the world can post at ANY time, and their posts can be equally great or EVEN BETTER, should I presume that you can see the future? That you can see the quality of every post that will be posted on this thread? That your opinion is the fact? Hell, how can you even say that this is the best post? Just because it was first maybe? It's totally subjective, I for one disagree, I really don't think THAT was the best post, it was the first however.

>>384581343
>say its a thread about video games
>its actually not about video games
BROKEN

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>grind my characters up to max level in an rpg
>on the enemies you fight

AND SHE WIIIIIILL BE LOVEDDD

>>384586708
BRAVO NOLAN.

>>384581343
>fpbp a post
>it was actually the third post

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>go to a nice village full of friendly npc's
>some of the best shops in the game
>slaughter them all for no reason

DUUUU
DU HAST

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>"pre-purchase this game for exclusive in-game bonuses"
>don't pre-purchase it

TIME TO LEAVE
THEM
ALL
BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

>>384584676
>Imply i have a wife on /v/
>am actually a kissless virgin who's never even touched a girl

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>384587162
Only game I remember doing that in is Fable.

>pretending to be retarded
>actually it is
WHEN I WAS

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>complain about a game in every thread i see about it
>have never played a single game in the series

LIVING IT UP AT THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

>>384587418
i killed everyone in megaton more than once, and i dont mean with the nuke. abe lincoln's repeater errday

Found the middle schoolers thread.

>>384587785
>Come into a thread to specifically post that I don't like it instead of ignoring it
MY ANACONDA DON'T

>>384587785
>comments in threads
>to complain about the quality and content of threads on /v/

truly a dangerous mind

>Label says smoking causes cancer
>i set my wii on fire and smoke it

I'M HAVING ILLUSIONS

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE

THE OLD FAMILIAR STING

TRY TO KILL IT ALL AWAY

BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

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>leave game on windowed mode with both v-sync and frame limiter on

WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

>>384584768
time to rewatch

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>"thanks for purchasing our game!"
>pirated it

>years ago
>play LoL
>want to drop it
>post my login and pass with a lot of goods online
>someone grab it
>week later created another account and started playing again

HONKA HONKA

>Stop playing vidya and immediately turn off the console once the controller dies

>If the game becomes too hard try to lower your difficulty settings
>change difficulty to extreme
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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>>384582419
i lold

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>collect steam friends for years
>delete them all out of the blue

the club can't even handle me right now

>Be a veteran of FPS games
>At the start of the game in difficulty section it asks me to play a harder difficulty if I am a FPS veteran
>I choose the casual for first time player instead


I'M COLD AND I'M SHAMED LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR

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>>384590585
I always choose the normal difficulty for a first playthrough no matter what.

Hell, the last game I played through on hard was Painkiller, and it wasn't even the hardest difficulty.

I might try playing through F.E.A.R. on Extreme next. I hear that you are just as squishy as the enemies are, except there's a million of them and one of you.

>>384591325
>goes into Joker thread
>write normal post
LOCK HIM UP

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>>384591474
>didn't even plan it
>I'm still gonna take credit for being great

I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO SHUT ME UP

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>post on /v/ all day everyday
>when i actually have a real social life

CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

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>>384582419
>immediately plug the power cord off

>game tells me to have fun
>I don't

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

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>Remember to take 15 minutes breaks every hour
>only take 12
SOMEONE STOP ME

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>agree to play a game with my friend
>join the server
>play on the opposite team as them

FOREVER'S GONNA START TONIGHT

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>wait hours for 60gb game to install
>immediately delete it

OHW- AA AA AA AA

>adjust brightness until the figure is barely visible
>adjust it all the way up
WELL HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY

>>384584383
10/10

>be a tank
>looted aegis in M+8 Halls of Valor
>drop group
>MOM'S

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>>384584106
I rented it from gamefly. Still mad i wasted the week of shipping back and getting a new game

>have problem with game
>make thread on a forum about it
>figure out what's wrong
>edit my post with "nvm fixed it"
I DON'T WANNA WAIT FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER

>>384586695
man, shut up you fucking weeb. god damn. all you fucking talk about is your weeb shit. well guess what, faggot? things change. 4chan isn't just about your weeb shit and how much you love fucking your fake weeb girlfriend. get with the times you fucking weeb.

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>Get main quest marker
>Go literally everywhere else first
ALL WE NEED IS LIGHTNING
WITH POWER AND MIGHT
STRIKING DOWN THE PROPHETS OF FALSE

>Snake, this is a sneaking mission
>go full blown offensive rambo veteran mode instead

WAIT?!?!!?!!?
WHY SHOULD I WAIT?!!?!? I'M NOT A WAITER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

>>384595663

>"main character the world is about to end and action must be taken right now"
>spend the next hour collecting flowers

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DARK

>"What's your name? You can't be the 'New Kid' forever"
>names character New Kid

GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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>Get all the best potions and single use buffs in the game
>Don't save them for the final boss
SOMEONE STOP ME

>>384581343
>paid money for ME:A
THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>384595528
Shut up you fucking faggot. No one here cares that you like to fuck your girlfriend (male) in the ass, you maximum gaylord. We already have a containment board for the likes of you.

>really like the game I bought
>play it for 1 hour 50 minutes and refund it
MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS

>>384584106
I did this for real, what a fucking letdown