https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Z CuMXjVTg This is seriou

>>384561210
That is fucking retarded. No one can defend this.

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>>384561341
>That is fucking retarded. No one can defend this.
And yet autistis will defend it. How the fuck did Nintendo go from Mario to squid girls rapping in a fake language? Seriously, what the fuck.

>>384561210
seriously , this looks like shadman bullshit.

>>384561341
>>384561449
>>384561557

Marina is the best part of the song and the concert. pearl is just such an ugly retard and her rapping is shit.

>>384561557
It honestly looks worse. Never have I felt so awkward and uncomfortable watching gameplay from a fucking video game. At least shadman is just straight up sexual shit for retards, this is just... I don't even know.

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so this.........is the power.............of the switch

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>>384561616
>Marina is the best part of the song and the concert. pearl is just such an ugly retard and her rapping is shit
So you're saying you're a retard that's attracted to a nigger squid girl?

>>384561616
They both look equally ugly and retarded.

>>384561753
Correct.

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>>384561616

>>384561210
>gayest

Are you 12?

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>>384561210
>Nintendo selling furrybait and neckbeard manchildren fap fuel
And water is wet.

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>>384561894
>Are you 12?
Are you gay?

>>384561894
he's not the one playing this shit though

>>384561683
yes

>>384561894
No he's living in 2012

>>384561940
Let's be realistic here, this is a new level of shit. What has Nintendo ever produced in the past that was as gay as this?

>>384561210
So why do they both have only a top and bottom fang?

the splatoon salt begins again

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>>384561210
>SJW squid
Nintendo is progressive.

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>>384562063
There's no salt here. This game is gay as fuck. This has nothing to do with sales or reviews or even gameplay, this is just seriously a game for literal faggots.

>>384562021
Star Fox

>all the inbred faggots referring to their singing as rap
You dumbasses don't know what you're talking about lmao

>>384561681
Their bodies are made of ink and they can instantly transform into puddles. This is acceptable in the lore.

>>384562197
I'm sorry but if you think animals in space ships are gayer than this shit, you are clinically retarded.

>>384562149
Actually if you don't like sexy squid girls you are the gay one

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>>384562273
>Actually if you don't like sexy squid girls you are the gay one
Imagine being this autistic.

>>384562262
>furry male animals in space vs female singing humanoid squids
Gee let me see what is gayer? Males or females?

>>384562149
>acting like a tough guy over the internet

>>384562262
>animals in space ships
They also have conversations.

>>384561449
Oh, you're just insulting the characters? I like their designs. I thought you were here about how dumb that video is, which is true. Then again, I doubt you'd be trying to twist this into a nintendo hate thread if all you had was a dumb fan cut of a video.

>>384562307
Imagine being this gay. Oh wait you don't have to, you already are

>>384562307
He is nintendo fan, the default mental age is around 10.

>>384561210
Why did you make this thread?

https://youtu.be/wxkKUbNnXKE

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>>384562317
>Gee let me see what is gayer? Males or females?
If Star Fox has male characters in it, it's automatically gay? So any video game that has male characters in it, you interpret that as being gay? Lol you are mentally retarded my dude. Drink bleach and pray you re-incarnate as something less gay.

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>>384562350
>Oh, you're just insulting the characters? I like their designs.
I bet you do, because you're autistic.

>Then again, I doubt you'd be trying to twist this into a nintendo hate thread if all you had was a dumb fan cut of a video.
wat

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>>384562363
Don't forget to wear your meme hat when you buy the game.

>>384561210
Oh man that lip syncing is bad. And the gremlin looks like a gummy mouthed toddler, how horrifying.

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>>384562363
>Imagine being this gay. Oh wait you don't have to, you already are
Dude, you are sexually attracted to squids. You really can't call anyone else gay.

>>384562149
Only a literal faggot doesn't play a game with good gameplay because of a random cutscene they think is gay. Were you the same faggot that complained about the crossdressing mission in BotW?

>inb4 Splatoon doesn't have good gameplay

Go ahead and think that, but that's called moving the goalposts.

>>384561210
The music is pretty cool, but Pearl's rapping just comes off as background noise. I prefer the Squid Sisters instead.

>>384562596
>Only a literal faggot doesn't play a game with good gameplay because of a random cutscene they think is gay. Were you the same faggot that complained about the crossdressing mission in BotW?
LOL holy fuck look at this faggot trying to rationalize his retarded tastes.

>Go ahead and think that, but that's called moving the goalposts
How is it possible to be this gay?

HOLD UP OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nAFLAlXu9k

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>>384562596
>splatoon
>good gameplay
I'm a big nintendildo like you, but lets just be honest here.

>>384562658
>liking this faggot shit
You should prefer a shotgun inserted into your mouth.

>>384561940
>Squid loli's are furrybait

Hey, at least get your insults right. They are pedobait, squids aren't furry.

>>384562673
Nice non argument. Your post is an admission of defeat.

>>384562149
Gay isn't a insult. Now calling someone a faggot is a insult, but gay isn't a insult.

>casual console shooter
>literally made for children
How come this game attracts so much creepy losers?

>>384562584
The squids are sexy female squids though? That's not gay

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>>384562798
>Nice non argument. Your post is an admission of defeat.
What argument do you want me to make? That you're a faggot for liking a game with squid girls rapping? Why the fuck do I need to make an argument for why this is gay?

>>384562673
I'm pretty sure I've seen you in plenty of Splatoon threads lately. Just leave if it bothers you so much.

>A game meant for kids and teens has childish dumb shit in it

WOOOOOOOOOOW.

>>384562828
>casual
Holy fuck S rank is the hardest shit ever. You can't even survive for more than 10 seconds with japs everywhere

>>384562828
How come a casual game made for children offends the people in this thread so much?

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>>384562870
>The squids are sexy female squids though? That's not gay
Yep, and two dudes fucking each other in the ass isn't gay because women have buttholes too.

>>384562724
TRIGGERED. AS. FUCK.

>>384562756
Furry, scaly, slimy, whatever. Same garbage.

>>384562886
Because you do. What's gay about finding obviously feminine figures attractive. Go on, I'm waiting. I don't even play Splatoon or own a switch by the way

>>384562828
>literally made for children

Say that again, and I will take my esports Splatoon trophy and beat you to death with it nerd.

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>>384561210
Dear fucking lord it is finally time.

Nintendo is finished.

>>384562942
What's your argument. The squids don't have dicks and they are built like females, not males

You sound extremely insecure in your sexuality anon, embrace the squiddos

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>>384562990
> What's gay about finding obviously feminine figures attractive
>obviously feminine figures
>toddlers with squid apendages for hair
You do realize that you're autistic, right?

Marina is fucking sexy

what a beast rowwwwr

>>384562974
That's more like it. Well done.

>>384562886
>That you're a faggot for liking a game with squid girls rapping

Yeah, I'd like you to make that argument for Daddy ;)

>>384563075
What's wrong with liking female Loli? How is that gay? I still don't see an argument anon

>>384563047
>I am sexually attracted to squid children
>you sound extremely insecure
Your faggot mind actually believes this.

>>384563134
>he doesn't like lolis
>he thinks lolis are gay
why are you even here?

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The ammount of autistic sonyfaglords and trendy wannabe 15 year old edgy children on this thread is amusing to see and how asshurt they are over a little animation of two virtual squids just dancing , absolutely great
> HURRR UR GAY UR GAY YR MISTER GAY AUTISM CRINGE AUTISM CANCER KYS CRINGE CANCER AUTISM GAY
Why are ifunny users on this thread

>>384563192
>why are you even here?
I'd like to ask your mother that question.

>>384562929
Even with ranking mode the game itself is still a shallow console shooter. The simplest game will be hard if you play in competition.

>>384562936
>Y-you mad!

>>384561210
Someone post some pics

Hahahaha what the fuck is this guys fucking problem?

>"THIS SHITS GAY"
>How are female squids gay?
>"YOUR AUTISTIC FOR SAYING THAT"
>wat
>"RESPONDING LIKE THAT MAKES YOU GAY AS FUCK DUDE"
>Why?
>"GOD YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS YOU ARE SO FUCKING AUTISTIC DUDE"

Are we not talking to a human being? If you are human, respond to this post without using the terms "gay" or "autistic". I'm starting to think you are a bot.

>>384563231
Not an argument. Really if loli triggers you why are you on 4chan

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Is splatoon the MLP of video game?

>>384563304
Lmao they are probably ifunny users

>>384563234
Well duh. Competitive reveals a game's true depth or lack of depth otherwise. Ranking systems only work if games have enough depth to seperate the good from the bad. And boy you can see the difference between A and B rank

>>384561961
>>384561975
>>384562005
You're all a bunch of faggots.

>Sony has Uncharted 4 and based Horizon Zero Dawn
>nintenbro has a cringefest "game" about literal homosexual squid children
Lmao so this is the power if nintard trash
Fucking degenerate nu cucks, enjoy your fucking trash for kids, fucking manchildrens.
/pol/ was fucking right kill all weebshits

>>384563304
>>384563374
Same drone.

>>384563336
How can you compare a game about shooting ink and trying to cover the battlefield with it to a show about horses about cutie marks and butterfly shit wat

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>>384563336

Nah.

>>384563450
>this is a typical sony fan
Jesus christ. Go be autistic somewhere else.
>>>/pol/

Every post in this thread is me

>>384563336
No, but it is the next MLP.

>>384563406
>console shooter
>depth
Thank's for your 'opinion'.

>>384563336
No, that's Touhou.

Though it's debate able whether you can call that franchise "games."

>>384561210
>sonybro angery
no surprise

>>384563479

They're both marketed towards children, but have a huge autistic adult fanbase.

>>384563450
Imagine being so desperate that you have to peddle Horizon as a good game

>>384563450
Lmao ifunny faggot why are you talking about a game from one year ago.

Stay classy sonyfaglord

>>384563562
Gyro actually is much better than a standard controller in aiming. That's why there is a skill barrier between non gyro and gyro users

>>384563450
>>384563536
Same xb0ts

>>384563583
That's like every game ever. I mean just look at the coco porn for crash

>>384561683
Politically correct term is "Squigger"

>>384561210

I kind of want to rape the one on the left for like 4 days straight and string her cum dripping body up in the main square of squid town.

>>384563336
>>384563479
Same audience, children and sexual deviants.

>>384561210
this is so japanese it hurts

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>>384562828
Because it has Nintendo stamped on it.

>>384561210
I don't own, nor do I plan on buying either splatoon 2 or switch, but what's the problem?
It's just CG characters singing. People don't really call Vocaloid concerts gay now do they? Yeah, it's a bit childish, but fuck you it's videogames.

And if it's about characters themselves, then why the hate?
Pearl appeals to the bratty loli ojou-sama lovers.
Marina appeals to exotic shy gyaru fans.
Callie and Marie were more about personalities, while Pearl and Marina are clearly going for the visual appeal.
Song is okay, it would be too ambient without Pearl segments and too fucking dumb without Marina background vocals.
You faggots just want to argue, don't you?

>>384563647
>Actually defending waggleshit
Just when i though nintendo fanboys can't be lower.

>>384561210
Holy crap. Their music is miles better than Callie and Marie's

>>384563694
Exactly.

>>384562705
>dad walks in

>>384563837
Gyro isn't waggle though. Have you tried it? It allows more accurate control of your crosshair.

>>384563896

So does my fucking mouse.

>>384563837
>shitposting loudly
Gyro is the best option for aiming with a controller. I have no idea why the other consoles utilize it so sparsely. Just make it optional like in Splatoon

Is the white gremlin supposed to be squid Yolandi?

>>384561210
What's wrong with it? If I were a kid I would think that was incredibly fun.

>>384563942
Yeah obviously mouse is the best. But gyro is the best if you want to use a controller instead, and it is the only way to get some sort of aiming skill in consoles

>the state of /v/
>GAY AUTISTIC HAHA GAY CRINGE
never gets old

Why is it bad when nintendo makes cartoony art styled games but its okay and godly for games like crash? And I haven't seen anyone scream about ratchet and clank
Not that I say I hate crash , crash is great

ITT: People shitting on Splatoon as usual while simultaneously outting themselves as being so new their /v/ url still has that new site smell

>>384564209
Especially when crash has good and widespread porn too

>>384564068
Pretty sad

>People fell right for the bait.

I don't even own a goddamn Switch and I have to sigh at this. You people are fucking morons.

it's a children game
nintendo is for kids
and people who never grow up
get over it

can't even discuss vidya on this board holy shit

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>>384563987
But you're not a kid. So you and many others just come off as genuinely creepy.

>>384563435
umm no sweetie your the gay won here

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>>384564592

>this is your typical 18+ nintenbro

>>384564068
I'd say this would be the worst if it weren't for /co/

>>384564592
Stop being so insecrue. You shouldn't care about what other people doing with their lives. Even if they're losers.

>>384564392
>CARTOON ART STYLE?!?1!? CHILLLDREN AND KIDDIE.!1!1 XDDDD HOW MUST THESE MAN CHILDREN PLAY A GAME WITH A DIFFERENT ART STYLE THEY MUST PLAY MY BLESSED BIG BOY SUPER SEKSY BLOODY NOT SO BORING REALISTICK GWAPHICZ !1!1
i bet you're the same person who plays crash on his ps4 but hates nintendo games with his guts

ITT: salty sony bros

I liked Pearl more when I thought she was a bitchy loli. Which was up until like 10 minutes ago.

>>384564654
look who's talking , a person who posts anime as reaction pics :^))

I want to FUCK that octopussy

>>384564798
You seriously trying lecture me, faggot? If he's a loser I'm gonna keep reminding him until he's not. You keep enabling faggots like this they get no where in life.

>>384564592
Not really the 20+ group mostly still act like kids and play video games. And watch cartoons. You're in an anime messege board, arent you?

That video was pretty gay tho

>>384562828
Anon, just where the fuck do you think you are right now?

>>384565018
I hope you live a very long but only marginally fulfilling life.

>>384564798
Losers shpuld be told they are losers until they fix up or kill themselves

Lots of straight men VERY comfortable and secure with their sexuality in this thread

>>384565119
Thank your bullies anon. They help build strong character.

>>384565143
Ok, loser
When will you stop being such a loser?

>>384565214
I'm not a loser, but you are for playing this game bro, please unfuck your shit kindly.

>>384565324
Shut up loser

>>384565208
The bullies in my life assured I had no friends until I was 19 and left me with insecurities and self doubts that would leave weaker minded people weeping suicidal messes.
So I guess they did.

LMAO THIS GAME IS FOR MANCHILDREN AND AUTISMOS
>goes back to jizzing his pants over the new KH3 trailer

Check this fucking 3

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>>384565431
checked

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>>384563580
>sonybros
Nah, this is totally giving me flashbacks of trying to play Kingdom Hearts in front of my family when that came out. Very embarrassing.

>>384565429
Nintendo is for children. Disney is for all ages.

>>384565554
Keep telling yourself that

>>384563234
On, okay, I get it.

You're just a PC pleb who hasn't got anything new in decades that weren't just afterthoughts or rations from consoles.

Go back to playing queer fortress 2 you fuck.

Leave the real games to us, the console masterrace.

>>384565554
t. manchild

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check these dubs out though

>>384565619
I'm a fellow console lover but I still have to snicker at your confidence.

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>>384565661
noice

>>384565367
>got bullied
>on /v/
Hahahahahaahaha I always knew these faggots were repressed school shooters, lmfaooo

>>384565661
5head

>>384565912
I'm talking real life. You circlejerking self loathing nerds pale in comparison.

I love how mad Splatoon makes the shitposters on /v/

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>>384565554
lmao i hope you are joking

>>384565994
Hahahaha i mean, you got bullied irl and now you spend your remaining youth on 4chan, tough break faggot. It's just poetry. Do you like anime too? Into traps? Hahaha

>idols are gay
Lmao keep sucking cocks and listening to metal OP

>>384566253
No, I kinda drift here on my downtime until the monotony of seeing the same threads constantly gets to me, then I forget about this place for like a week or two. Seeing such an interesting community of bitter people is also great artistic ideas for a script I'm writing.
Maybe I'll write you guys as mole people.

>>384566253
>Hahahahahahaha you're on 4chan
>While also posting on 4chan

Not him, but holy fuck are you a fucking insecure little dickweed. Go get touched by your uncle again.

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>we will never have Callie and Maries cute pop songs
>forever stuck with boss baby and she-boons jungle tunes

it isnt fair

give her back

>>384566518
I come here only to laugh and shitpost. And ylyl/ygyl threads. Sucks to be you, coming here for discussion lool
>>384566514
Don't forget about me when you get famous

HOW MANY HOURS LEFT
FUCK

>this is a problem but a literal Live, IRL concert using holograms of the previous game's characters is not
???

>>384562021
hurr durr i dont like it therefore trash. why do i even bother with this fucking board

>>384567054
Does the eShop do midnight digital releases?

I don't see the problem, the art direction of the game is fantastic, same with Arms, but in this case the game is actually good and not style over substance.

I really hate this franchise, I hate its fucking aesthetic and character designs

>>384561210
i mean the song is good, but the fucking sub-nineties mouth animation triggers the fuck out of me.

Also, OP is a massive faggot

>>384569030
Its just sony peeps geeting mad and try to find the simplest thing even though this ain't no problem
Nothing new man.

>>384561210
Thanks for telling me this story

>>384561894
yes, he is.

>>384561210
/v/, please talk to a licensed professional about your possible depression. You can't enjoy any things. No matter what it is, if someone derives joy from it you just shit on it. There is no funtimes on /v/, there is no happytimes, just shitting on things that people like. The only way this is possible is if you have major depression.

>>384562221
but it still looks not good

>>384570094
Animating shit like that is hard. Try it yourself sometime.

>>384562307

Yeah bro ill fucking smash you at the gym bro comon cunt fucking 1 2 head punch.

>>384570203
>hurr durr diy if you don't like
fuck right off

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>>384561210
Marina a cute!
A CUTE!