>SON, YOUR VIDEO GAMES ARE SLOWING THE COMPUTER DOWN AGAIN

>>384560679
I know that feel

>>384560679
>son
>windows xp
I want underage newfags to leave.

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>only deletes shortcuts and not the program itself

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>>384561117
mfw

>>384561012
I was 12 when Windows XP released. I had to share family PC, and everyone would blame my 1 or 2 games I had for PC on the slow downs from adware and toolbar softwares.

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>Brother-in-law's computer has 2GB RAM
>Runs a pirated copy of Windows 7 that other brother-in-law installed for him
>Computer is, top-to-bottom overrun with spyware, adware, malware, femalware, and about 20 free anti-virus programs that are constantly running and constantly popping up in the corner to have you pay for some thing or another

>Nephew only uses it to play Minecraft

>It barely runs
>You are barely able to interact with it, with all the crap popping up
>Nobody thinks anything is awry and the kid just keeps playing like this is only natural

>>384561012
Windows XP predates 4chan.

>>384560679
>No free lobster dinner
Disappointed desu

>>384561117
I actually remember my step father doing this once. I called him a fucking idiot and explained what he did wrong and he never touched the computer again because he admitted he didn't know a thing about how it worked.

As a kid that was a nice victory.

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>>384561769
>don't receive any more free lobster dinner spam emails
I kind of miss them and the little lobsters in the subject bar. Now it's just card offers and fake notifications which are slightly less amusing.

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>>384560679
>no custom mouse cursor toolbar.

>people in my neighbourhood regularly throw out computers during council pickup
>half the time these computers are just computers that have too much viruses
>literally found one that looked almost exactly like OP's pic
>IE is mostly toolbars and opens random news sites on starting
>constant popups on desktop
>16x16 gifs of strippers on toolbar
>PCcleaner pro automatically starts up on bootup
>system is so slow cleaning it is impossible
>decide to wipe HDD and make clean Mint install
You won't believe the kind of shit people install. Especially fucking twelve year old shits with their daddies laptop.

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>>384560679