>make joke about team killing >a pretty harmless even if

>>384558254
>what is a temp ban

Tfw now I can make fake Twitter accounts matching someone's steam id just to get them banned

>>384558254
God, I wish that ban was permanent. And I wish all of Disrespect's fans would off themselves.

>>384558254
Why is he banning this person on the grounds of them making a joke on Twitter? Is evidence no longer required to ban someone? Has this guy gone full autismo rage?

will he ban dunkey now?

People who talk like that to the PLAYERUNKNOWN can go fuck off and play Call of Duty and Skyrim

>>384558457
since when is admitting to something not evidence?
>hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded

>>384558427
>>384558457
Why are you assuming they didn't check his stats or spectate one of his games before the temp ban?

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>>384558254
>ToS says you promise not to do anything to adversly affect other players' experience
>do something to adversly affect other players' experience
>get banned
The pottery is like ironing.

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>poobug

>>384558254
jokes are supposed to be funny

>>384558531
Please tell me this is bait and you're not this retarded.

Is player unknown actually team based? I thought the entire point was it was a free for all.

>>384558598
Be prepared for a bunch of retards who don't know shit to bring up "MUH FREEZE PEACH."

>>384558254
they can look at records.....

>player asks to be banned
>is banned

Customer is always right :^)

>>384558702
There is solo, duo, and 3/4 player team modes.

>MUH FREEDOM TO GRIEF REEEE

Get rekt shitters

>>384558702
There is solo, duo and squad (1-4 player teams)

He literally asked for it to happen, the customer is always right.

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>be game developer
>make game in which team killing is possible
>rather than removing team killing from your game, you ban people who do it

>>384558598
Wouldn't shooting a player adversely affect their experience? What is it with nu-v and it's love for shitty business practices?

>>384558254
Post the joke.

>>384558531
>since when is admitting to something not evidence?
I fucked your mom. There, I've admitted. It's true because I said so.

>>384558254
That guy was asking for it but the devs still shouldn't have banned him, talking shit over the internet is a stupid reason to get banned.

>>384558867
>make game where yelling nigger nigger nigger is against the rules
>alllow people to use mics
WOW

>>384558254
>"Try to find me and ban me in your game. suckers."
Ehhh he was being a shit and squared up with the mod for no reason so he kinda deserves it for being a moron. I'm sure it wasn't a permanent so whatever.

>>384558598
>Talking shit to the dev's twitter account outside of the game is a bannable offense.

>guy says he teamkills
>ITS A JOKE
>dev says he banned him
>for some reason this is taken 100% seriously

why is /v/ full of autists

>make twitter account
>shitpost to a game dev
>get someone else banned
top kek

>>384558972
>being this much of a retard

You can't control human behaviour. You can control what happens in your game since every single aspect of it has to be designed and then implemented BY YOU.

If you don't want people to team kill, then don't put team killing in your fucking game.

>>384559030
He's not taking tweets or dm's from people with non-premium Twitters anymore. I think a lot of people got this idea.

>>384559020
>confess my crime to the cops
>get arrested
what the fuck?????

>>384558579
I assume for the game's sake that the dev doesn't have that much free time

>>384559079
removing a game feature because people might be retarded is pretty fucking stupid

>>384558254
>ask for ban
>get banned
What is the issue here?

>>384559079
Protip: There's a difference between deliberate and accicental team killing. Team damage adds depth to the game as you can't just spam nades willy nilly.

>>384559145
It'd be funny if it was a lesser mod and not the developer himself, because now it just makes him look like an indignant no-fun asshole who takes the internet too seriously

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>>384558671
>>384558948

Sure that doesn't make it quite evidence...

Not that guy but if you are suspect of doing something for any reason and then admit to doing it wtf would you expect?

Works like that in real life too.

>>384558254

>yell "FIRE!" at a theater
>everyone gets scared and riled up, the owners are notified
>no fire at all
>get arrested for it

What the fuck, it was just bant

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I wonder what he thought was going to happen?

>>384558598
I don't like it when people shoot my tires. I don't like it when people spam while waiting to drop. I don't like it when people camp in bathrooms. I don't like it when people kill me.

All these people adversely affected me, ban them now!

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>>384558254
>Try find and ban me
>Get banned
>ADMIN ABUUUUUUUUUUUSSEE

It works here too, just write that you want to be banned and report yourself.

>>384559104
>read tweet
>google his name
>send message to team that investigates player reports
>they confirm and ban
>tweet reply

I'm sure it took all of 60 seconds out of the main developers time, and a bit extra for the people that were already doing it because it is their job.

>>384559303
Yep. While back I asked for a 30day to get through finals and the mods obliged me. Even wished me good luck in the ban reason area. The mods used to be pretty alright

>>384559227
Temp banning someone for making a shitty joke sounds fun to me. You sound like a fag though.

>>384558254
fucking based devs, im buying this now

>>384559398
You sound like you don't even belong on 4chan, you and the majority of the other posters here write and act like you only came in here to vehemently defend the game and the developer in question.

>>384558254
So why does this game have friendly fire if you get banned for shooting teammates?

>>384559497
Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit.

You probably don't even play PUBG.

>>384559486
While you're on a witch hunt? What's your end game? Do you even know what you're trying to argue about?

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It's funny all the faggots in here trying to use this cry baby bitch who asked for a ban and got it as some fucking way to justify griefing.

Fuckin dindus

>>384559535
You're right. He doesn't. Neither do I. Why the fuck would anyone on /v/ play early access garbage?

>>384559386
Being banned now a days you can still lurk, just not post.

Times have changed.

>finger accidentally slips
>accidentally shoot and kill a team mate because of this
>no option whatsoever to disable friendly fire to prevent this from happening
>get ding dong bannu permanently because of it

THANKS GAME, THANKS "BASED" (((DEVS)))

>>384559486
>You sound like you don't even belong on 4chan
For not blindly hating some dev who responded to some e-celeb fag's joke with a joke in return? Take your daft "v hates everything" mentality back to daytime /v/.

>>384559206
>get accidentally/"accidentally" killed by your retarded teammate
>WOW I'M SURE AM ENJOYING ALL THIS DEPTH
PUBGs players

>>384558867
so does cs, r6s and many other games fag

>>384559665
this isn't even fucking close to what happened you mong

>>384558254
pretty shitty to TK your teammates on purpose in any game

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>this thread
I had almost forgotten it was even summer. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that at least 80% of the IPs here are kids/kid-likes that do nothing but watch youtubers and streamers play games like this one.

>>384559672
>back to daytime /v/.


>Not realizing we all live in different time zones
>thus is probably still twelve years old

>make an online chess game
>it has no rules, players can put the pieces wherever they want
>manually moderate and ban players that don't adhere to the chess rules

why is this allowed

>>384559541
I blasted my duo mate today for it actually LOL
>hey hold up in here man
>lemme drop you a med kit
>*deep sigh* "i need you to say 'alexander khmyrov'"
>"huh? alexander, what?"
>"he's the reason you gotta die today"
>blast him with a 12 gauge
>"you made me do this, playerunknown... now i'm gonna go find another dumb motherfucker to kill"
Of course, PU hasn't done shit because he knows a pussy but whatever

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The amount of rage in this thread makes me happy.

>>384559535
I dont. Still curious about the decision. Why add a game mechanic youre not allowed to use?

>>384559686
Your post doesn't make much sense. You might

>>384559693

I WAS NOT REFERRING TO OP POST YOU DUMBFUCK, IT WAS A HYPOTHETICAL THAT COULD PRETTY MUCH HAPPEN BECAUSE OF RETARDED GAME DESIGN CHOICES

>>384559665
I like the way this guy set up an imaginary scenario for himself to critic and make fun of because it was way easier to do that with than what was actually happening here.

>>384559608
>Why the fuck would anyone on /v/ play early access garbage?
Why the fuck would anyone on /v/ play video games?

>>384559731
That's why a lot of actually good video games out there have friendly fire off by default. Not even a modern game issue, beat em ups were notorious for having players be able to hit and throw each other.

I will sue this unclefucker for doxing me.

>>384559762
le ebin story broh xd

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>>384559739
You're so cool man, can I be a cool old fag like you one day please?

>>384559825
>HYPOTHETICAL
so it never happened.
while you're at it, why don't you claim that players are forced to sell their kidney to buy lootboxes?

>>384558254
>play stupid games
>win stupid prizes
I don't see the issue.

>>384558948
>It's true because I said so.
I see you don't have a basic grasp of what the word evidence means.

>>384559792
So you have to watch your line of fire?
So you can't just throw molotovs and have your teammates run over them?
So you can't throw nades into buildings with your teamates and enemies inside?

What's so difficult to understand here?

>>384559382
>team
hahahahaha

>>384558254
>some cocksuck on my team gets in the way of my cone of fire
>makes it so i teamkill him every time without fail
>get banned for it
THANK YOU PLAYERUNKNOWN MMMMM I LOVE IT

>>384559792
Calling friendly fire a "mechanic" that can be utelized is just mental. Like saying that running out of ammo is a mechanic that players use. It's a quirk of game design intended to impose more care with your weapons. It adds an interesting dynamic, not for some fucking retard to shoot his whole squad so he can tweet the lead dev and say "look how big my dick is"

>>384559665
Team killing by accident doesn't result in a ban though. That's why there's a distinction between it and griefing.

>>384559739
I've been watching based pewdiepie since his channel was 6 month old, and i'm 18 now and regurlarly donate to dozens of twitch streamers

F@#$ you and your elitism, i'm as much of a gamer as everyone else here

Even though i rarely play videogames, i watch other people play them a lot

>>384560060

this

>>384558254
who broke the NAp?
The guy TK ing.

>>384560130
(You)
Even if you're trying too hard.

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>>384558254

I honestly don't know why people are beginning to get angry about the fact that greifing in a video game is often met with a punishment.

The concept of getting banned from a video game for being a giant asshole isn't anything new, and its certainly not started by those "SJWs"

>>384558872
>>384559294
If you honestly can't tell that statements like that in the ToS are intentionally vague so they have the autonomy to ban retards like OP then you are stupid and fuck you.

>>384558254
He literally asked for it.

>>384558598
>>ToS says you promise not to do anything to adversly affect other players' experience
Oh who fucking cares. When the fuck did everyone lose their balls? Can people seriously not handle shit like this anymore? People used to team kill all the time back in Halo, and what did you do? You team killed them back, and it was fun. People are such fucking pussies now.

>>384560050
>>384559665

Way to prove you've never played the game and have no idea how it works. Your teammates don't instantly die when you shoot them.

They go down and need to be rezzed before bleeding out. You have to deliberately shoot them while they're on the ground to kill them.

>>384558254
>conveniently leaves out the part where the cunt asked for it

Faggot OP

>>384559294
>>384558872
I hope your memeing and you're not actually that dumb to think that playing the game properly is the same as teamkilling at the start of a match

>Guy doxxes another just to ban him
>Everyone is ok with this

>>384560296
>Oh who fucking cares.

The people who made the ToS and the people who agreed to it. If you don't like it, don't agree to it and don't play it. Why is this so hard?

>>384560375
>implying it's hard to find a steam profile
post your twitter handle and we'll see just how hard it is to dox someone

>>384560391
>Thinking people actually read those mile long pieces of shit

>>384560456
>thinking that not reading a contract before signing invalidates it

>>384560375
>Being so delusional that you think steam profile is personal information

This is what happens when you don't go outside.

>make twitter account with a streamers username
>tweet at the dumbass power-tripper
>get streamer banned
>watch the shitstorm ensue

>>384560456
That's not the Devs problem, that's on the player.

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>"What are you gonna do, ban me?"

>>384560296
Then why get so worked up over a temp ban? When did you lose your balls? What a fucking pussy.

>>384558254
playerunknown called that fag's bluff and smashed him for it
i dont know much about the drama going on, but this one was deserved for sure

>>384560557
They won't get banned unless they actually are TKing. Guy in the OP pic was doing it and bragging about it.

>>384559227
if i had the power i'd ban you for this post, just for laughs
cry about it bans all you like fag, it only makes it funnier

>>384560728
>see that a streamer teamkilled on accident
>follow steps I listed above
>Idiot manchild doesn't have any way to check if it was TK on purpose
>his irrational anger leads him to take kneejerk reactions

Perma ban me fag mods

What do you think of this, /v/?

>squad has a bunch of twitch faggots
>they don't have enough room for everyone
>guy gets murdered for not being part of the twitchcuck clique

https://clips.twitch
.tv/YawningAliveBillPhilosoraptor

To give some context, the guy was banned and twitch chat faggots have erupted in rage after the fact (the streamer getting banned, not the guy getting killer)

The guy on OP post was probably one of them twitch worshippers who are mad over their hero streamer getting banned

>>384560803
>hey i team kill ALWAYS in my squad
>this is the same as accidentally team killing

>>384560803
>wow this popular streamers twitter is unverified, has 0 followers, and an egg profile!
>better ban the steam profile with the matching name
literally kys how are you still breathing being so fucking stupid

I love how team killing is going rampant after he banned DR. DISRESPECT.

>>384560912
It looks like the same to PU

You can say you always teamkill, and he has no way to check whether it's accurate

The point is he's taking twitter posts as evidence, when anyone could CLAIM they teamkill without actually doing it

>be playerunknown
>have moral high ground after banning doc disrespect
>instead of taking banter, write a fucking essay on how you got beat up in college and his tweet triggered your ptsd
>get shitposted to death on twitter and lose any moral advantage you had

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>>384558254
wrekt

ban all tk for every reason
zero tolerance

>>384560931
That's the point you fucking idiot, I'm saying PU is stupid enough to fall for that

see
>>384560967
Go read his victim story and then come back and defend him

>>384558443
you sound pretty unathletic kid

learn some respect

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>>384558254

>explicitly ask the developer of the game to ban you
>get banned
woooooooooow

>>384558254
What if this becomes a meme and a flood of ban requests coming in?

>>384560945
He can check if the player had above average number of TKs per game.

>>384560945
If I walked into a police station and said I commit murder, they would probably keep me there regardless of whether I came in with proof or not. It was a stupid thing for him to tweet directly at a dev. No other way of looking at it.

>>384559264
>Works like that in real life too.
>Enter a police station
>"I've murdered 20 people"
>No evidence of crimes ever taking place
>"Off to prison you go"

You need to have evidence of the crime taking place in order to convict anyone for committing said crime.

>>384558598
>kill someone at the beginning of the match
>get banned

>>384560945
But I assume your profile would have stats attached to it that the devs can monitor. How else would they be able to ban anyone for team killing? This shit has been industry standard for more than a decade already, they must have stats attached to the profiles.

>>384558254
Guys I'm Mr. Wnight and my account appears to be banned. This twitter imposter seems to be responsible. Please become my personal army and get my video games back.

>>384558494
Uh oh
Dunkey probably doesn't give a shit

>>384558254
That's fucking hilarious.

I can't see why /v/ is so butthurt about this. Devs being petty over the internet and applying bans liberally as they want is funny, especially for people who literally go "Bet you can't ban me".

>>384558531
Admitting is not evidence you dolt. l2law first scrub.

>>384561071
>if you are suspect of doing something

Can you read?

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>>384558254
>literally says 'try and ban me'
>gets banned
>/v/ angry

Really guys?

>>384558598
You are adversly affecting my browsing experience anon. Enjoy your ban.

>>384558254

>make joke about team killing
>get banned as a joke

Haha

>>384561190
And how did you divine that he's suspect of anything from that 2 tweet discourse?

>>384560296
>People are such fucking pussies now.
Is that your defense?
Yeah, maybe they are, but you are still in the wrong.

>>384558254
Isn't one of those most basic rules for every online game simply "Don't talk shit to moderators"?

>>384558254
>Ask for it
>Get it
>Cry
Lol
Consequences are catching up to the internet, and the only reason to fear it is if you're a pussy who can't back up their words

>PlayerUknown in charge of handling banter and shit talking.
I hate Dr. Disrespect as much as the next guy but PlayerUnkown is a little bitch.

>>384559665
Nigger even csgo automatic system doesn't just kick you outright, let alone ban your ass for TKing. Everyone makes mistakes, it's the consistency of you TKing your teammates which gives you the ban, regardless of the game. In case of that degenerate DrDisrespect that started all this shit devs had sufficient evidence that TKing was intentional from his very stream.

>>384558254
Did they have proof he did it?

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>>384561293
Forgot pic rerlated

>>384561321
They can watch the logs if they have his steam account

>>384561071
yeah, to convict, but not to take them into custody.
If you say you killed someone you will get busted, and then they see if it was true.

>>384561071
>Enter a police station
>"I've fucked all of your moms"
You'll get locked up in no time.

>>384558504
>who talk like that to the PLAYERUNKNOWN
He's a niggerfaggot and ghis game is shit. What now, underage faggoot?

>guy makes joke on twitter goes "try and ban me"
>dev bans him because it's funny

I'm on PU's side. This is funny. If I was a dev I'd do shit like this for shits and giggles too. Heck I'd even live stream a random name generator for the game just to publicly ban whoever's name got picked from the hat. Seeing people rage would be great.

>>384558972
Kek

>>384561071
Works like that in Japan

>>384561071
They would arrest you and investigate it.

>>384561262
I'm sure creator of his own game can check stats of the players to see potential griefing.

>>384561405
Yeah pretty sure you'd be sued

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>>384561348
>I don't suffer from any ill effects
>A joke could trigger a severe PTSD meltdown

>>384561071
Guilty until proven innocent is a pretty popular system.

>>384561454
lmao

>>384561445
Yeah, that's why you put shit like that in the ToS. Literally just point to where they signed a piece of paper saying I'm allowed to do it. Then I laugh at them.

>>384561454
Did you defend the guy that threatened Gaben? Or, like a normal person, did you think he was a retard for poking the hornets nest?

>>384561394
I guess if you live in some Authoritarian country. They would kick you out or tell you to leave but saying "I fucked your mothers" isn't a crime. A threat is a crime.

>>384558254
>literally ask to get banned
>gets banned
>somehow anyone's fault but his

>>384560296
>choose the shittiest most normie infested casual games
>surprised when they're infested by casuals and normies
What is it like to be physically and mentally retarded?

>>384561440
>I'm sure
That's great, you still don't know if he can or if he did.

It's not as much a joke as it is taunting the dev to ban him.

>>384561575
>go to police
>ask to be arrested
>they inform me I have not committed a crime

I wish /pol/ was here.

>queue with a 3 people team
>have to get teamed with a retard (because who else solo queues squad games)
>have to allow him steal my loot
>not allowed to pan his ass

no

>>384561549
Even though it probably doesn't clash with the federal law, you putting it in ToS wouldn't make you magically non-suable. Yes, it's would be legally binding, but this would be so stupid the court will probably fuck your ass anyway.

>>384561608
And? The guy literally asked to be banned.

Hope the player sues desu famalam

>>384561571
>"if you don't arrest me, I'll fuck your mother"
How about that? I'll stop now.

>>384558254
Talk shit get hit

>>384558254
>Who's right here /v/?

PU. It's shits like Wnight that ruin online games with their oh-so-original "pranks" and "jokes". Fuck them.

>>384561667
You can turn off randoms on your team, retard

>>384561692
I highly doubt it actually, It would go to whoever had a less shit lawyer.

I would go home every day after court, which I would livestream as well, and livestream more bans. The salt would flow.

>>384561571
>but saying "I fucked your mothers" isn't a crime

Barging in into a police station to shout I FUCKED YOU'RE MUMS and disrupting their work is a crime, i'm pretty sure of it
Disorderly conduct or something

>>384561549
Doesn't make it legal just because you put it in the TOS, and each country you sell it in is going to have different consumer laws.

>>384561645
This is as bad as a food analogy.

You agreed when you ticked the box that they could do this to you if they wanted, then explicitly asked them to. They did. You're a faggot.

The hilarious part is that this is just like those retarded LoL threads. I have both of these developers pretty vehemently, but even they get a pass in situations like this. OP is retarded, Dev did nothing wrong.

PU is based as fuck

12 year old stream kids can fuck right off

>>384558254
>WOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO BAN ME WHEN I ASKED THEM TO, THIS GAME IS BUGGED

>>384561071
>Not taking someone in psychopathic enough to walk into a police station and do this even if he didn't actually do it.

That statement alone warrants suspicion

>>384561815
Tell me the country where denying use of the severs to play multiplayer is illegal. I'm guessing it's Germany, that seems like a German thing.

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>>384559303
ban me for a day please mod.

>>384558254
talk shit get hit.

just like all those fucked talking shit about muhhamad

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>>384558254
Teamkillers shouldn't be banned forever but a 2 day/7 day timeout seems ok.

I can't tell if people defending the moron are serious or not. I'm guessing not.

>They've got his id from Twitch VODs (and most likely evidence of intentional TK)
How dumb this Russian is?

>>384561872
Denying based on streaming RNG generator - yes, you would probably get your ass handed in the court. It's one thing when the ToS is broken by the consumer, completely another when the ToS is broken by the providing party based on their inane rules. Hell, you get sued in Murricuh for not providing a cake to gays and you expect that your RNG streaming shit is more valid?

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>streamer kills random teammates on purpose after wasting their time for 20 minutes
>gets banned
>WOOOOOOW WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>all his 12-year old fans come running to /v/ in hopes of sympathy

>>384561995
With responses in the thread like this >>384561906 ,they are pretty serious anon. Jackasses to the end.

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>>384558671
>>384561071
Nigger when you tell a dev you break the rules in his games you get banned. What did you expect?

>>384562080
I'm not saying you wouldn't get sued. You probably would. I'm saying that it'd still be fucking hilarious and probably just go to whoever had a better lawyer.

>>384561575
>asked to be banned as part of a joke
>get banned as part of the joke
Where is the problem?

>>384561645
If you walk into a police station and claim to have committed a crime and ask to be arrested they will arrest you.

>>384559020
>someone talks shit to you about your own game
>not banning them

pussy faggot

>>384561197
Board is full of edgy retarded underage flith, what you expect?

>>384559104
>team that investigates player reports
Jesus christ.

I unironically can't tell if /v/ has been infested with underage or people are just baiting ITT.

>>384562514
If you can't tell, it's bait.

>>384562514
It's not that they're underage, some of em have been here a while. They're just fucking brain dead as ever.

>>384561652
>i wish kings of autism and lack of self awareness were here!
As if with the retarded underage that plague this board wasnt enough already.

>>384560945
>admit to being a fag
>"sorry i dont believe that you're a fag"
does this seem like the approach that should have been taken, to you? dude literally asked for it. if it were me i wouldn't have even thought twice about banning the fag, whether he teamkills or not
then i'd make posts laughing about it, knowing that the fag couldn't do anything about it and only has himself to blame lmao

>>384562457
>>384559382
As dumb it sounds if one is a shallow fag. I am pretty sure that while there is a team or group dedicated to handle that shit. There still is a group of people who have access and the tools at hand to easily check that shit out since it really should not in anyway be that hard to do.

So while not an actual team. It still is group of them who are best versed in doing that shit easily and quickly.

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>>384562670
Yes, my fellow GAFer, it's those goddamn underagers!!!

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>>384558254
>admit to bannable offense
>taunt the game dev into banning you
>get banned

>>384559541
>all these idiots thinking he just randomly banned a guy
>not realizing he found the guys twitch on his twitter, which linked to his steam account
>said twitch had vods which showed he was teamkilling people
Y'all stupid.

>>384559939
There has been a better fix for that since the 90s, just reflect all friendly fire damage back to the attacker. Its certainly better than banning people.

>>384561652
why? this isn't about racial politics so they wont get triggered enough to post

>>384562514
>shit made for underage fags and clickbait streamers
>surprised when both post in shitty threads like this

>>384561906
>autists with a total lack of wit get mad because some bigmouth got banned instead of laughing at him for being a dumbass

Damn right it does.

>>384562802
perfect reaction image, I bet he said that too lel

>>384562805
>implying any of that even matters anyway
>implying he shouldn't have been banned just for being a fag
nothing upsets mouthy cunts quite like being silenced when they mouth off

>>384558948
More like

>Tell your boss you stole office supplies, as a 'joke'
>Be surprised he fires you

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>>384562847
You rang?

I would have banned him just for being a shit and asking to be banned. Why the fuck would I check to see if he was telling the truth. Saying 'try and ban me' is enough for the comedy alone.

>>384562780
>but muh gaffers!
Thanks for proving you are nothing but a hivemind drone that instead of facing criticism you would rather claim some boogeyman like you had 10 years.

>>384559303
Wont stop you from lurking every night instead of sleeping. Fuck I need help

>>384563152
>claims everyone is underage
>b-but how hivemind and boogeymen
Not him, but you're retarded.

>>384563152
>EVERYONE IS UNDERAGE
>there is no proof
>GAFERS POST ON /V/
>there is proof

*thinking*

>>384558972
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA SAY THAT

>>384558254
He asked for a ban, he got banned.

Seems everything worked out, what's the problem?

> make Twitter account with stream username of some dude you have
> send message to devs

Wow I can ban that faggot who shit talked me

>>384563347
>act like underage by defending the literal dumbass that got banned while asking for it
>get surprised when someone calls you underage for it.
Its stating the obvious something bad now? You need to go back where you come from, underage shitstain.

>>384563514
Underage lack common sence and self awareness.

>>384563635
*Some dude you hate

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>>384560296
>People used to team kill all the time back in Halo, and what did you do? You team killed them back, and it was fun.
Why are you playing team modes if you have no interest in working with your team? There's a fully-functional solo mode that pits you against 99 other people and you won't get banned for killing any of them.

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>>384558254
>Thanks for the info, and enjoy your ban!
That's some lit passive aggression right there. If someone needs to be banned, then just ban them. Dr.D knows what's up and didn't make a fuss. He played his character on twitter which caused PU to lose his spaghetti so Disrespect backed the fuck off. He's staying professional, while PU is losing his spaghetti over small shit like this because retard fans don't know when to stop poking the bear.
Player Unknown is just another thin skinned dev. He doesn't know how to deal with the backlash he's receiving, and while he's not really in the wrong morally he is being a cunt. He's lowering himself to the same level as Dr D's fans and is just adding more fuel to the fire by doing stupid shit like this.

>>384563726
The best solution is usually the easiest one get off your soap box.

Why does this developer feel like it has to babysit its players by banning teamkilling?

Either have an automated system like every other game ever or turn off friendly fire. This is the most pathetic shit.

>>384563650
>make a post that looks like it came from neogaf/reddit
>surprised when you're called out for it
Fuck off back to your shithole.

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>>384563812
>dragging completely unrelated e-celeb bullshit into this e-celeb bullshit
>banning some shitter and telling him he's banned is passive aggressive.
What is it like to have a salty vagina anon?

>>384563991
I like the idea that sometimes friendlies can get caught in the crossfire. I think the case by case system is preferable but should be based on ticketing and review.

Taunting the dev should be bannable just for being a retard.

>>384561943
No. Ban them. They're toxic. And make people not like the game which kills the game. Big picture? Ban them

>>384563893
True, banning retards is both easy and the best solution.

>>384563812
t. 12 year old defending his Streamer internetfriend

>>384563650
>>384564076
Also
>implying I ever took sides or even cated about this dumb argument
Fuck off, you dumb nigger, I jist pointed out how retarded you are.

>>384558254
>Try find me and ban in your game
>HE DIDNDU NUFFIN

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>make game where people can TK eachother

>ban people when TK'ing occurs

>>384564215
Just like it always was in counter strike

>>384564215
>make a gun that can kill children
>get mad when you get arrested for trying to kill children

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>>384558254
>say you break the games rules
>get banned
>I w-was only p-pretending
Learning is fun, isn't it?

>>384563052
>stealing in real life
>as bad as team killing in a fucking video game
Holy fuck you're delusional

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>>384564215
>make a game where people can TK each other
>ban people when they ask to be banned and admit to intentionally TKing
You see how my scenario is different? It's because it's not made up.

>>384564286
can you please reformat this into a food analogy?thanks.

>>384564215
>make knife so you can cut bread and other stuff
>arrest someone who uses knife to cut people instead

>>384564318
Do you know what an analogy is? Have you ever read a book?

>>384558254
>ban me
>he gets banned
problet?

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>>384558254
>ruski teamkiller gets banned
>it's a bad thing
Really updates my journal

I don't even play this game but you all sound like a bunch of sheltered children. "Oh no the mean internet troll teamkilled me in the video game! I demand justice! "

>>384564486
And you sound like an edgy 12-year old, so there's that.

>>384564486
>I don't even play this game but
lol

>>384558254
>"LOL try and ban me fagt for ruining the game for others"
>Gets banned

Based PLAYERUNKNOWN

>>384564486
While teamkilling is a lot of fun sometimes, it's still cancer and teamkillers deserve to be banned.

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>>384564486
Hey OP, remember not to misrepresent the scenario. You asked to be banned for griefing, explicitly. Then you got banned.

>>384558254
Good.

Maybe this teaches people why non-anonymous internet communities are shit and why you shouldn't express your opinion on platforms like twitter/kikebook/etc.

>>384564486
That's not what happened though.

He fucking implicated HIMSELF, nobody whined.

>>384564486
He literally asked to be banned.

>>384558254

Reminds me of MadThad

>>384564661

I'm not sure "ban me if you can." is an opinion.

>>384560854
I don't understand why he killed him. Why didn't they just let them live so they can try and find another car or run to the circle if they had to? Did they just want their shit?

>>384564712
/thread

>>384558457
evidence was never required to ban someone idiot they can ban you from their games because they do not like you its not a criminal case its a ban from a silly video game

>>384564735
It doesn't matter. The point is that he wouldn't have been banned if he had said that same thing on /v/.

>>384564076
>if you hate /pol/ you're either from reddit or neogaf!

Nice child logic, no wonder its the underage retards the same people getting mad some trash talker got what he deserved.

He got banned because he teamkilled on purpose. The developers only currently accept video evidence of this, and somebody sent it to the devs. Its not that ridiculous, he's actually applying the rules fairly

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ITT: Authoritarians in Vidya

thank god i don't play this power trippers game. this is literally im telling mom level of petty behavior. stop acting like anyone is ruining the game for playing how they want to, deliberate team killing or not. seeking out who to ban and shit its so retarded and a witch hunt.

If youre compelled to do something about your pretty little game you do things behind the scenes anyway, not like this. Definitely cannot support something so deliberately self important.

>>384564750
Because hes a fuck ass, thats the topic of the thread too.

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>>384564802
>if things were different then things would be different.

No shit?

>>384560945
Why in the fuck would you go to the devs page, bragging about how you've been teamkilling knowing you would likely get banned if you actually hadn't team killed anyone.

>>384564405
>N-no my comparison isn't bad y-your stupid
Forget it nerd
>>384564712

>>384560296
>People used to team kill all the time back in Halo, and what did you do? You team killed them back,
Halo 3 atleast gave you the option to kick the player if they did this.

Dunno about any other game in the series.

>>384562147
What's your steam name so I can make a twitter account

>>384564849
team killing is against the games rules it has been clearly stated

>>384564859
You're missing his point anon.

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>>384564808

playerknown is so sensitive holy shit
learn from valve

>>384564859
You're missing the point. The reasons they could find him is because his identity was tied to the opinion expressed.

>>384564390
>make food for someone to eat
>get arrested for forcing it down a strangers throat

>>384564849
The guy literally said "try and ban me". He literally asked for it.

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>>384564849
>im telling mom
>on myself
>"mom I slapped my brother, try to punish me"
>she slaps you
WWWOOOOWWW

>>384564318
you're right it's not as bad. also a ban isn't as bad as prison you fucking brainless idiot

>>384564904
You're.

>ITT
>moralfag neogaf and reddit faggots vs. underage epic lulz faggots
Jesus fuck, when will these FOTM twitch cancer games die off?

Holy shit.

We should make twitter accounts where our handle is the same as the steam usernames of a whole collection of faggots, and then confess to team killing with the same: "just try and find me." message.

This is incredibly exploitable, seeing as they are banning people with a lack of evidence linking back to the steam account (which may end up getting them in shit with Valve, if the guy who got banned was smart enough to report it)

>>384564992
learn what? how to not make games for 15 years?

>>384558254
> Provoke devs
> Devs respond

The Devs were in the right.

You know if you tell your boss to fire you, even as a joke, they will usually fire you.

>>384558598
>>do something to adversly affect other players' experience
>Killing an enemy player is affecting another player
>Get banned
WOWWWWW

>>384560945
>he needs evidence to ban someone

>anyone COULD claim they teamkill
They wouldn't because it's retarded and likely to end up in a ban.

Why are you so very stupid?

>>384558254
>Darksidephilgoestotwitter.jpg

>>384558254
>obnoxious idiot desperately trying to stir shit up for no reason other than to piss someone off
>/v/ defends him
Actually no, that makes sense.

>>384564189
>hur i never had an opinion to begin with!
Then why dont you go back to suck dicks to your beloved circlejerk board? Worthless off topic posing mongolid.

>>384564857
That seems to be the case. Didn't he threaten the dev as well?

>>384565060
you
dont
need
evidence
to
ban
someone

stop acting like banning is an execution or some other extreme measure its just a stupid game

>>384565075
don't interact with community. bans handled by unseen abstract system you cannot commune with.

>>384565060
They only accept video evidence. His twitter linked to his twitch where there were videos of him doing it and laughing/bragging about it. His twitch linked to his steam page.

He literally was asking to be shit on and put the evidence right there in front of him.

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He was asking for it.

>>384565058
Join us anon its fun.

>>384565095
>TKing is widely accepted as griefing
>admits to griefing and asks to be banned
>gets banned
????

Reminder if you play this game (all games but especially this one) you like your wife to be fucked by black cock.

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>>384565205
Can't, too busy pounding your mother.

>lol try and ban me
>gets banned
>somehow anyone's fault but his own

>>384565172
Indeed.

>>384564849
Why are retards like you acting like this is the first fucking video game on Earth that has a rule against team killing.

Is /v/ really this fucking underage?

>>384565205
not that guy but i dont play multiplayer games

>>384565265
>Go to person you don't know
>lol you look dumb hit me
>get hit
Who was in the wrong here /v/?

>>384565263
> Implying Anon isn't already pounding yours while shitposting
> Implying Anon's mom would even touch anything but BBC
> Implying you know how to have sex

>>384565341
Both are fucking retarded, just like both parties are retarded in OP's pic. And you're fucking retarded for picking sides.

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>someone pisses you off
>make a twitter with a similar username
>do this
>"enjoy your ban!"
>"haha thanks fuckers!"
>go back to playing the game while the guy is banned

>>384565341
If it was real life, PU wouldn't hit because he'd be terrified of assault charges; of course this means if someone hit him, he'd bitch out and call the cops instead of settling it with his fists. He's a bitch, basically
>wahhhhhhhh he hit me
>wow you look like a bitch right now
>wuh well hehehhhh im legally in the right so it's okay

>>384564960
Why is there even team damage?

>>384565341
>go up to someone and tell them you're retarded
>"go away, retard"
>got im,jpg
who's the retard here?

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>>384565009
you should probably be a little bigger than doing what otheres merely ask of you. hell, you should probably be prepared for it at this point in your life.

>>384564960
rules are just something to curb behavior. anyway this is a survival game, what if you want to be the last one alive in a battle royale no matter what? the whole thing about that is you can't trust any temporary alliance... see you're just ruling off any of the circumstance this game is attempting to portray.

>>384565310
boy i sure hate when people like my game enough to take it to its illogical ends and air it infront of my face!

>>384565032
jake paul tier humor, anyway no one is anyones mom here and even at that, no mom i know would slap their child at their request.

>>384558254
>tell the dev to ban you
>he does

Hmm I wonder why he would do that...

>>384565440
His twitter linked to his twitch where there was videos of him doing what he claimed to do. His twitch linked to his steam. Literally he went 'try and find/ban me' with a link to his steam and video evidence right there.

>>384565440
you realize he woulds catch on after about one time right?

>>384565310
Do you actually want the truth, Anon? Or are you just venting?

>>384565532
>heh, im not falling for that
>COS YOUR A STUPID BISH LEL
>you know what? fuck you get banned

>>384565425
The only person less retarded would be the one who didn't pick a side, but felt the need to post anyway.

You're real fuckin' stupid.

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people sure take video games too seriously these days

>>384565506
>you should probably be a little bigger than doing what otheres merely ask of you. hell, you should probably be prepared for it at this point in your life.
Throwing a tantrum when you ask to get hit, then get hit because it's funny just makes you look like a retard.

>rules are just something to curb behavior. anyway this is a survival game, what if you want to be the last one alive in a battle royale no matter what? the whole thing about that is you can't trust any temporary alliance... see you're just ruling off any of the circumstance this game is attempting to portray.
So your argument for team killing is 'they might break the rules and kill me first'? Fucking what?

>>384564970
>oh fuck i have no argument and he is actually right!
>I know i will use an Mspaint image!

Nice try retard, trully the average /pol/ underage poster.

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>>384565598
Frustrated much?

>>384565506
>you should probably be a little bigger than doing what otheres merely ask of you. hell, you should probably be prepared for it at this point in your life.
I have no idea what you're trying to argue for here. Should he not punish rules violators who claim to not only break the rules, but provide video evidence of them breaking the rules?

>>384565610
>ironically says "tilted"
>isnt dodger

opinion discarded

>>384558254
>purposely killing your team
>Harmless
Yea ruin the round for up to 3 people and yourself by being down a man in a mostly competitive survival game is so harmless. It wastes one persons 30 mins while pretty much ruining any chance at points during the game.

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>>384565506

>>384558254
Oh hey, it's the buttblasted anon again.

Once again, these players deserved to be banned. Also, the ban is temporary

Now please fuck off and never post again.

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>>384565476
>>384565490
You guys are literally to dense to figure out
>I was griefing in your game, ban me
>ban

It's really that hard for you? That's really sad. I don't understand where your train of though derails, the rail is two ideas long.

>>384562776
I too wish to live in this fantasy world where people operate efficiently.

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>>384565682
I'm aight

>>384565624
youre just conflating your idiotic life experience with a fucking simulated virtual environment. learn to deal with bad players systemically or not at all. once again it should be a behind the scenes thing and not toying with their agency.

id like to hear your argument for playing vidya in general. im guessing it would go somethign like its a human fucking right to enjoy my video game and anyone that dares to play with that should be thrown off the island.

anyone else get super horny when they see retards getting BTFO on /v/
like idiots who are too stupid to realize that its PU's game and he can do whatever the fuck he wants so no one should care if he bans some idiot troll

>>384565189
oh yeah, that
my other bet was how to sell hats, but he's already learned that one from Gaben

So let's go through the situation:
>say "I am griefing in your game, try and find/ban me"
>provide a link to video evidence of the griefing
>provide a link to his account
>expect to not be banned

He literally bent over, spread his ass cheeks, and went 'please sir fuck my ass'.

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>>384565792
>the rail is 2 ideas long

>>384560296
>People used to team kill all the time back in Halo
And you got kicked
>You team killed them back, and it was fun
If you were 12 year old squeaker. There is a reason a lot of people either played with friendly fire off or only played with friends.

>>384558254
>Try and Ban me
>Ok
>AARRGHHHH WTF I WAS JOKING UNBAN ME YOU AUTISTIC FREE SPEECH HATING RETARD REEEEEE

>>384565506
>what if you want to be the last one alive in a battle royale no matter what?

Then play fucking solo, not duo or squads and then kill your teammates you dumb fucking nigger.

This whole thread is filled with vile faggots that are willing to defend shitty practices and frankly it's fucking hilarious. Get the fuck over yourselves, teamkilling is in it's worst form fucking totally harmless, you faggots probably don't even make it top 10 so you have literally zero room to complain. Enjoy your shitty walking sim and your shitty senses humor you fucking worthless degenerate tools.

>>384565874
No, I'm saying it's fucking retarded to expect to be able to break rules and have no consequences for it. Sure people are going to break rules, it's part of the experience, but expecting rules to just not be enforced because people will break them is some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

>>384558867
Friendly fire is there so people have to watch their aim to firefights that are bigger than 1v1. Without FF positioning would be dumbed down for team modes.

>friendly fire is on
>if you kill someone because of it you get banned
?????

>>384565506
>what if you want to be the last one alive in a battle royale no matter what?
There is a game mode for this called solo. Why would you play on a game mode that gives you a team then kill your team because you wanted to be solo rather than, you know, just play solo?