>be 2008
>be 11
>just got a PS3 for xmas
>get LBP and MGS4
>this is my first MGS game and my first M rated game
>see pic related
>get this new weird feeling
>after beating 4 i play 1
>get even more sexual feelings towards Meryl
>be a year later
>start getting boners
>i want to jerk off to see what it's like but i'm having a hard time cumming
>"maybe i should look up some porn"
>look up porn and go on pornhub
>"what am i sexually attracted too?"
>think of Meryl
>type in "aggressive girls"
>find a Gianna Michaels video
>almost instantly cum
Meryl, Gianna, and Ripley from Alien have completely shaped my sexuality and what i look for in a partner.
>>384549252
alright
Fake and Gay
Pornhub didn't exist back then
>>384549252
Nice blogpost there, anon. Real proud of you.
>>384549252
What could possibly make you think anyone gives a shit