>says hello to group in character >says to DM "Since

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>says hello to group in character
>says to DM "Since I am the most powerful character here, can I murder all of the party?
>the table laughs and DM says yes
>roll for attack on the dwarf cleric 1
>rolls 18
>rolls for damage and get natural 10
>dwarf is left at 3 hit points when I choose to kill him by throwing him off a cliff.
>table laughs and dwarf just sits there
>I laugh and say, "Okay, who next?"
>the table goes silent
>"Wait-"
>"I ATTACK OUR HUMAN FIGHTER!!!!"
>DM looks at me.
>"What are you doing?"
>I chuckle and say, "Murder Hobo"
>I roll a NATURAL TWENTY ON ATTACK AND DAMGE TO THE FIGHTER
>he dies, which leaves an elvin fighter
>I attack and kill her easily
>party is dead, so I jump off cliff
>DM just sits there and says, "Well, see you guys next week."