>game tells me to press start >press select instead

>>384543948
>fire enemy is weak to ice
>use volt
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

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>do not power off the console while saving is in progress
>hit the switch
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>game warns that visuals may cause epileptic seizures
>iyjuhravuisd

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>play new game
>"Would you like to play the tutorial? It is ideal for helping new players learn the game.
>skip the tutorial
LOCK ME UP

>shop has discount when buying in bulk
>only buy one at a time
WHEN I WAS

>>384543948
>Game tells me to select the tutorial if I never played the game before
>Skip it
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

> press any button
>hit power button
Wow

>console has a dedicated reset button
>turning off the power and turning it back on works just as fine
THE JIG IS UP, THE NEWS IS OUT

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>>384544896
Is there a problem, Anon?

>press start to begin
>fucking shoot myself
UNDER THE SEA, DOWN WHERE IT'S BETTER

>>384544896
kek

>would you like to save the game?
>no.
i push my fingers into my...