>Buy console >Employee starts to open the fucking box >"We

>>384481869
things that never happened

>marry woman
>father starts to have sex with her
>"we have to check everything's okay, otherwise marriage warranty doesn't apply"

>>Buy console
>>Employee don't start to open the fucking box
>>''Console is missing, Sorry store warranty doesn't apply''

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>>384483294
>tfw he says shes broken and warrenty doesn't apply

>buy new phone
>employee starts to peel off the protective plastic in the screen

>>384483294
>marriage warranty
if only

>>384483887
Pre nup

>>384484016
Not worth the paper it's printed on. Prenups get thrown out by the courts all the time.

>>384483805
Ahhhhh I fucking hate this

>>384483805
Blue board you sick fuck

>>384481869
I don't get it. You're just gonna open up the box once you get home so what's the difference?