>You won't last 5 minutes Is this the Dark Souls

>>384480668
If it doesn't have sentient trees, then it's not

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>>384480668
Sounds hot, give me those games.

>>384480668
>tfw lasted 4 minutes and 54 seconds
So close!

What IS the Dark Souls of porn games?

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>>384480668
But do you have to be 25 to play it? If not, it's shit.

>>384481347
That one loli game that old /v/ used to love, the one that require mad mouse clicking skills about molesting the neighbour's daughter or something.

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>>384481347

>>384481617
Orgasm Girl? Basically had you molesting some chick while she was asleep.

>>384481347
that one Zone flash

>>384481979
No, the one that had some fag mada a joke image "commemorating 10 years of child molestation" or something. You would slowly progress into having sex with the girl.

>>384481347
That one where you have to fuck Hermione. It requires a lot of boring gameplay only to get one shitty sex scene

>>384482149
Not sure I've seen it before

>tfw people too dumb to use adblockers are generating new memes everyday

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>>384481347
Orgasm Girl

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>>384481347
That flash game where you're a lesbian angel(?) trying to have sex with sleeping girls.

There is nothing more difficult than that. NOTHING.

>>384481347
Starless

>>384482273
It was popular on /v/ a decade ago, but I can't remember the name.

I want to play some porn games on my android while I'm away for the week.
What do you fucking perverts recommend?

>>384482617
A full English decensor patch came out about 2 years ago, I know what you're talking about

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>>384482617
Polygon love 2 Loli edition?

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>>384480668
I don't care, I'm playing the GOTY right now
Rev up those petitions, pkeks

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>>384481347
Getting laid in real life without paying

>>384483004
Are you old enough to play that game?

>>384481431
What if you have to be 25, but you don't need to own a computer?

>>384483004
>the tree turns out to be your dead dad's spirit
I wasn't expecting that

>>384483004
Good thing I turn 25 tomorrow

>>384483004
>ps4
look at this fag, he doesn't even own a computer. Probably born after 1980 as well.

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>>384480668
I wonder how many idiots actually fall for this crap

There was a time last couple of months when i kept getting pic related before a damn lot of YT videos. Who the fuck is this dumb

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>>384483304
>lovely!
>So cool
>sends <3
>Awesome!
>Which game?
>Wow
>joined

>>384481617
Hizashi no naka no riaru

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>>384480668
What did they mean by this

>>384482617
Hizashi no Naka no Riaru which translates to "Pedo simulator"

>>384480668
will I die in under 5 minutes

>>384482408
lmao i remember that game. When i first had sex i was trying to remember what this game taught me

>>384483485
It's Honey Select Studio.

>>384483004
What the fuck? I'm 23 years old. I'm not old enough to play this game? What does this game have in it? Literal rape?

>>384483564
Your first time was trying to rape an unconscious girl? Atta boy.

>>384480668
THIS GAME MADE ME CUM 5 TIMES

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>>384483004
If you are 26 do you have to pay extra ?

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>>384480668
>tfw can't last 5 minutes fapping to anything
Kill me

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Are you old enough?

>>384483063
You just need a good spawn

>>384481347
MnF nintendo christmas. Getting a titfuck from 4 girls with huge tits

>>384483401
lol what's that from?

>>384483304
fuck this shit i tried that once and it was nothing like what they are endorsing , google should ban games that are false advertising

>>384483485
What's weird, is that it always leads to non-porn city building games.
Or they lead to copyright infringing anime games based in SEA.

>>384484070
Another strange thing is that the guys behind Forge of Empires are always where the ads lead to, you'd think they wouldn't need to do that.

>>384483485
isn't that nu Lara

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>>384481347
Date Ariane

>>384481347
Demon's Sperm

>>384482345
>people to dumb to use adblockers are generating NEW MEMES *EVERY DAY"
>and basically, YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID
>click here to learn more

>>384484325
this desu

>>384484325
reminder to not play the sequel since you can't fuck the nerd girl

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>>384484742
What sequel?

>>384483401
No that is the Citizen Kane of porn games.

>>384484351
But that's the Demon's Souls of porn games

>>384483401
WOuldn't you be looking at her panties if you rape her anyway

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>>384483004
>pegi 25

What does they mean by this

>>384486584
Agelets can't play the GOTY

>>384481347
Probably that one guro platformer

>>384481347
Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru

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What are some video games where I can become a human toilet?

I've always wondered if these links lead to actual games or if they just infect your PC.

>>384484742
>he doesn't know about the cos-play route where she fucks you dressed as the warrior chick

pleb

not actually making this up btw, you can fuck 'her' but she gets all weird about and says you only fucked her RP character

>>384488784
Mega Cumshot and Glory Hole RPG
they don't have a whole lot of content/variety though

>>384481347
Crossing Knightmare.

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>>384480668
This game right here.

>>384488784
Source

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>>384481347
Honey Select because you'll spend 4 hours trying to install it and then just lose the will to masturbate.

>>384482408
i still jack it to this game

>>384483947
Sengoku Rance.
An actually good strategy game.

>>384481347
That one Zone flash with the girl who would go frigid if you made even one wrong click.
Someone here made an easy version, and it was still too hard.

>>384481347
There was that old Japanese flash game where you had to use your erotic prowess to defeat the demon lord.
And you adventured across this fairly huge world and fought sexy monsters of various kinds. Wireframes. And you molested them with your hands and stuff and did all kinds of stuff.

I can't remember what it was called though. But it was pretty real deal.

>>384483004

Holy shit, I just realized the background of the trees is actually just a photograph of trees

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>>384483821
I mean your pretty close to the average so I think you would do well anyways

Orgasm Girl isn't that hard. It's just a bit unintuitive.
Actually trying to get her to orgasm when you're unprepared is just going to set you back. Instead casually make all her parts parts erect, nipples and clitoris. Get those panties wet and everything.
But no need to rush. If she gets close to waking up just wait it out, no matter if her arousal plummets in the process. And then proceed to take off all her clothes article by article following the same strategy.

Because each time you achieve an achievement, like making her nipples erect or something. You gain points.
So when she is finally nude and not close to waking up. You use all the points you accumulated because even if her arousal goes down, the points you accumulated stays. So you buy all the aphrodisiac candles and just go ham on her clitoris and her arousal will spike from zero to full faster than she can wake up.

And that's the secret to beating Orgasm Girl. Carefully raking up the points without rushing, until you can reach the climax in a single assault.

>>384490209
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=976158

>>384490209
>>384493001
Silly me, should have posted the link to the actual thing instead

https://e-hentai.org/s/b2c20ef152/261889-1

MSE is the dark souls of porn games.

>>384483485
The WoW killer is my guess

>>384494047
ty senpai

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>>384495182
No problemo

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I clicked one of these once, it took me to one of those pay 2 win browser MMOs and I didn't care to look up the name but it definitely wasn't a porn game.

They advertise all over porn sites pretending to be porn games, how effective is this shit?

>>384481347
Desire Dungeon.

>>384497419
Come play my lord.

>>384497419
They got your click, that was their "master plan".
There are some actual browser/mobile porn games, but you won't see them on porn sites (not western ones, at least).

>>384480668
That clickbait. I am starting to get tired of this and top tens.

>>384483304
>who is this dumb

shitskins from 3rd world countries mainly

>>384483485
I actually clicked on one of these ads once and it just led to some fake camwhore website.

>>384483821
>can take up to an hour to finish masturbating.

Do people not like to edge and make their sessions last?

>>384499470
I've been doing this for about 8 years now and my dick doesn't work anymore.

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There is no such thing as a good porn game

>>384481347

Kurovadis

>>384499470
Waste of time.

I like those ads that try to sell this fluid 3d animation as a mobile game, and try to pass it off as actual gameplay. And then it takes you to one of those top down strategy time waster mobile games.

>>384486139
Wouldn't it be the porn game of Demon's Souls?

>>384499890
What do you mean waste of time, I only jack off when im about to go to bed at like 1 in the morning or later. Who the hell needs to do anything at 1 in the am?

>>384483821
Don't worry about it. Pussy isn't as tight as your hand. It takes me like 2-4 minutes to cum on average, but my average sex time is like 15-30. Sometimes I don't even finish inside her.

>>384500821
You make it sound like sex is much shittier than masturbation.

>>384481347
Life

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>>384499708
>There is no such thing as a good porn game
WRONG

>>384502484

It sort of is.

The thing is, if you masturbate a lot - particularly if you masturbate a lot and don't get laid often or ever - you get very, very good at it. You discover methods of making yourself feel very good very quickly, often in ways that do not imitate the feeling of vaginal penetration. When you do have sex, the feeling is different but not necessarily better. In some cases, you might even "spoil yoursellf" by getting so good at masturbating, or masturbating in a manner that is so removed from the feeling of vaginal sex, that sex just doesn't "do it" for you anymore at all.

Look up "traumatic masturbation syndrome" sometime. Basically, if you learn to jack off as a young child you probably did it initially by rubbing your dick against shit (ie; humping a pillow etc). If nobody tells you that's fucked up, and you keep doing it that way, jerking off the normal way stops feeling good and sex is downright disappointing, because you're so used to getting pleasure from extreme pressure on one side of your dick.

>>384490341
>you'll spend 4 hours trying to install it
Is this bait or an american?

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>>384502986
Well I guess being a 24 yo virgin isn't so bad after all.

>>384502986
oh fuck that was literally me at the end and I had the same shit

>>384503234
sex is only good if:
A. youre a kinky fuck and you're doing nasty shit
or
B. you're with someone you care about

tfw A

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>>384481347
This, literally.

http://kwt.web2.jp/succubusheaven/

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>>384502986
>tfw to skilled for sex