Are you a bad enough dude to survive an entire MONTH in pove

I don't need to test it, I'd fucking die.

what the fuck is that

Is this that old shitty game that's incredibly easy to win?
>Oh man, you have to make hard decisions
>Except none of them impact you since they're entirely fluff

>>384459667
Done it before, anyone who fails this is a piece of shit.

The "game" even forces a pet and child on you as a single parent.

All you have to do to survive is stop being a god damn millenial. Cut out the drinking. The tickets. The Phone. The Net. Just live 90's style for a tiny bit.

OH LOOK AT THAT SURVIVED AND HAVE CHANGE
SO FUCKING HARD
SO FUCKING TERRIBLE

>>384459667
If every guy was born with a 15 inch penis and it lost a 10th of an inch every time you masturbated, would you still masturbate? At what length would you stop? Sex doesn't effect it.

>look at all those things someone will DEFINITELY have in poverty
>like worrying about not having enough space to store your stuff in your new home
>or owning a car
>or having a pet

Jesus Christ this is cancer. I could live in poverty ez pz then since I don't have a car, a pet, or a child. I live alone already anyway with $500/month paycheck (not from the US, it's fine here, just a little bit higher than minimal wage).

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>>384459667
>start game
>assumes I have multiple underage children and a stay at home wife that doesn't lift a finger nor looks for work herself

Maybe I wouldn't be in such a trash situation if I had thought having this worthless wife and children a bit more thoroughly.

>Your landlord found out that you have a pet, and now you have to pay a $350 pet fee.

Thanks for telling me this now.

>>384459738
Cattail.
That shit coming out is seeds or something.

>>384459667
>You will not have... internet!!!!!! For a while!!
>Tense music

Hahahaha, holy shit, fucking americans jesus christ.

>>384460021
>every time you masturbated
>every time I masturbate every man's penis gets shorter
In the interest of the collective, I'd abstain, then apologize to my mother.

Does anal masturbation count? Do I need to ejaculate for it to count? What if I train myself to come by thought alone?

>join a union
>get fried
yeah okay senpai

>>384459667
>start game
>you have a kid, you live in america, you have a pet, you have aids, you have a Nintendo 64, you have a nuclear bomb in your garage, you have THE POWER
>close game

I remember this shit, was shit.

>live in city so work is within walking distance so I won't need a car

LOLNO YOU STILL NEED A CAR THO

fuck off

>>384460317
>Although a company can’t say they’re firing you for union activities, it can say they’re firing you for something else. The onus is then on you to prove otherwise. And proving your case in a court of law can be costly, both financially and time-wise. Even if you are able to prevail, the punishment usually amounts to no more than the company compensating you for lost wages (minus any money earned at your current job) and offering you your job back.

>We're not firing you for attempting to unionize anon, but your hair is a quarter centimeter over company regulation
>please gather your belongings, security will escort you out shortly

>>384460346
>$250 gas bill
>$125 electric bill
>lose job for joining a union

>>384460515
thats the thing, gofundme.

>>384460021
I'd masturbate until I had about 10 inches, and even that would be too much for most women.

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>>384460338
I lost it at N64.

>>384460147

This

There are so many bullshit 'choices' like why the fuck didnt you tell me I would have to take a day off work if I choose this option?

>>384460553
>women

>>384459667
>poverty
>just living without luxuries
People wouldn't know what real poverty is until it happens to them. If you have a home to sleep at, food and water, you aren't living in poverty.

>>384460338
>sell nuke to iran or north korea
>sell child into sexual slavery to saudi businessman
>train pet to do cute bullshit for internet money
>sell aids blood to spiteful people's spiteful ex's
>slap some cheap LEDs and model paint onto N64, then sell it at a premium to morons
easy

>>384460701
>you can afford gas, electricity, feeding yourself and your family, a car, and have a job
>sometimes maybe not have internet
>"""""poverty"""""

Americans.

>>384459667
>My life is literally going to be like this soon
>I only have roughly $1000
I'm fucked lads.

>>384459667
>wahhhhhhhhh! i dunt wanna eat ramen every day
>wahhhhhhh! i dunt wanna wear dirty clothes!
>wahhhhhhhhhh! i dunt wannt take clothes from a neighbour!

lmao, how about you fuck off with these decisions? the game is asking you to choose between luxury and being cheap

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>>384460551
>thats the thing, gofundme.
bait

>>384460664
Life is artificial difficulty. I know anon, you were pressing buttons. Nothing you could do.

>>384460076
Easily said by someone that has never touched a woman and lives in his parents basement.

This shit is retarded most of the shit doesnt happen to me irl

>>384460814

gotta have the latest yeezys and iphone bro!

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considering that I saw my shitty renters own a mustang that they clearly cant afford, I feel no sympathy for poor people. they make idiotic decisions all the time. it's not the system that's shitting on them, it's themselves.

society has made life easy mode, but people are just so fucking stupid.

>getting fired for union talk

truly the land of freedom

>ended with $231

2ezy

>>384460798
Don't be a single parent, Don't have a pet, Don't have student loans, Don't drink booze or smoke.

>>384460874

Bitch I am not only a degenerate faggot, so you bet your ass I won't be touching any filthy baby ovens, I've been married for three years, lived in Southern American under 300 bucks a month admist Uruguayan hurricanes and have moved my sorry ass to Swedekistan to a shared livehood with my husband making a pretty comfy, effortless living for a change.
Keep jacking off to your aunt's pictures while you sob your lonely self to sleep.

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>>384461214
Beat this

>forced to pay bills on time
>forced to pay them at all
HAHAHAHA
really though, whoever made this has no clue what it's like being even remotely poor
This whole thing is like Paris Hilton's idea of being poor

>>384461183
You have to pay rent anon. You need 700-855 by the end.

>>384461287
I don't do or have any of those things.
But even I were to get a job here I wouldn't make enough for a place to stay.

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>>384461392
>HAVE to pay rent

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>Some employees are talking mad shit about you literally 2 feet away from you, what do you do?
>Confront them
>You talk with them and everything seems OK. Two hours later, the temp agency calls to say that you need to pack up your stuff and leave. Apparently, you’re not a “good fit” for this company – or any other.

Did I just beat the shit out of them and tell myself we talked it out?

made it with $336
could have had at least 800 if i didn't misclick the fucking car insurance

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>your friend is getting married and wants you to pay $380 to watch him fuck his new wife

>>384459667
>pick a job
>you get it on day one

This game is unrealistic

>child needs help with math
You do know how to perform simple algebra, right anon?

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>>384461341
I'm pretty sure I've seen people get more than me before.

>>384461496
You could just become homeless, sure.

>>384460316
I think making yourself cum through the use of stimulation is masturbation

>>384461641
that shit was basic

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>>384461341
>landlord rises your rent with immediate effect
>gets fired for joining the union
>pay car insurance but still have to pay to get my car fixed
Is usa really that bad?

>>384460948
>I saw this one thing so fuck poor people
>They're so stupid!

Yea anon, you're a head above them, let me tell you...

>>384461619
Why the fuck does bill do that thing with his tongue?

Aside from getting Isabelle off, what expression does that tongue movement tie to?

>USA wagecucks don't have a revolution over these costs of living
Literally your own fault.

I'm glad I don't live in the USA

>>384461629
Your life may be shit, but you interview extremely well.

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Is this whole thing actually a joke?

>>384461804
Almost none of this is realistic in any sense.

>>384460076
but this is the ideal situation ze j00z wants you to be in as a women
21st century here i come ))))

>>384461735
Its far worse than you can imagine anon.
>>384461804
Revolutions cause change and many people don't like change. Besides, they are pretty okay with being milked their entire lives until they start having trouble affording food.

>>384459667
This is bullshit. I have been there.
I moved to another country with 1,5k eur in my pocket and 10k in debt with little language skill and without knowing anyone. And in three years I paid the debt, rent small flat.
This games just throws problem in your face, for example why do you need a car if you are broke?

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>>384461735
>car breaks down
>I live in the goddamn city why do I need one
>fuck you I'll leave it and take the bus instead
>next day crash my car and have to pay damages

>>384461883
Kids are cruel, Jack.

>>384461883
>risk them going hungry
Yeah, they'll give up on it when they realize they want something to eat

>>384461962
2 cars in every garage, now you're living the american dream

>>384461804
>All of the poor revolt
>All of the wealthy keep their money in offshore banks, so they just pick up and move to another country
>Now everyone is equally destitute
Great plan.

>>384461928
Revolutions by default are monay people that WANT change.

Clearly Americans don't want change since there hasn't been a revolution.
Honestly I have always said that USA USA we r numbr 1! best in world Murrica FUCK YEAR is little more than propaganda to keep some retarded status quo.

Literally look at waiters wages and the whole tipping situation and tell me that isn't extortion and then tell me your country is doing things right.

Why don't they just buy everything they want with credit cards? I thought that's what retarded Murrikans do

>>384459667
1000 dollars is more than enough for a month, the fuck?

>>384462083
>Clearly Americans don't want change since there hasn't been a revolution.
lol

>>384462072
Yeah how dumb was it when those guys in 1776 kicked all the rich British out, INSANE!

tipping people is only enabling a shit system
dont do it.

>>384459667
Im a Slav im living in poverty my whole life.

>>384461775
autism

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I'd life coach poor people, but they wouldn't be able to afford me.

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>750$ rent minimum
Where are we ? San Francisco ?

>>384461735
No. 90% of this shit doesn't happen. Or, if it can happen, it certainly doesn't happen so "abruptly".

Ha Ha I still made rent while sending my kid on field trips and after school activities.

EZPZ

>>384462135
Sorry you're right.
Americans want change but they are so fucking fat and retarded they don't know it/can't.

If you are implying voting is a revolution you're obviously retarded.

>>384462086
Don't you know your car (you have to have one) fucking EXPLODES every fortnight and your entire body is falling apart despite any level of health cover you pay for. Not to mention your boss and landlord are both literally hitler.

>revolutions are people clamoring for change!
Dumbasses, revolutions are a rising class toppling a decaying ruling class. I bet you believe the "French Revolution" a.k.a. Great Masonic Chimpout, was a popular revolt

>>384462241
>no electricity

>>384461735
>Is usa really that bad?
i'm not from usa. I don't know about raising rent, i think it differs from state to state, but i know that the landlord has to give you a notice (like a month in advance) and can't raise rent unreasonably, like 5000% up so you fuck off, it's called effective eviction i think. america hates unions, so there's that, and as for the car insurance i'd assume it's the same as everywhere else - you get shit coverage, you get shit money for repairs.

>>384462275
This isn't particularly odd. Assuming you have a room for you and a room for the kid and one bathroom that's going to be a very generous "minimum" for anyone living on either coast.

Apartmentfags, is the raise the rent thing true?
What would happen if a landlord did that?

This game triggered me...my father and mother worked so hard when I was a child and I did not understand till later...thanks v for reminding me how god awful it was.

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Well, /v/?

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shit, I knew I should've sold my fancy yacht, now I'm kicked out of the billionare's club fml

>How do we make rich people care about poor people?
>I know, let's make a video game where rich people have to live with all the frustratingly moronic life-choices poor people have made

Somehow I doubt this has had the intended effect. This shit makes me sympathize a lot less.

>>384459667
What the fuck, this is stupid.
I'm not dumb enough to go having kids willy nilly, I don't have a college degree and I am unemployed.

Why don't they just apply for benefits if their income is clearly not high enough to afford the cost of living?

>>384462401
What raise the rent thing? I didn't see it

I once complained about something the landlord was contractually obligated to fix and my rent mysteriously went up two weeks later

>>384462401
No. in 95% of american locations you agree to a "Lease" which says that during your contract your rent stays at a specific amount. If at any point the rent would change from your leasing agreement and you're still in contract you would be able to just walk away from your lease. Outside of a leasing agreement absolutely, but no one really lives month-to-month in an apartment unless they're attempting to move out.

>>384462421
3
dont tell me americans cant even solve basic algebra?

>>384459667
I made it about 10 seconds in
>You are in poverty
>Your child is covered for healthcare but you are not
>Your child

Why the fuck do I have a child if I'm in poverty?
I'm not so immoral that I would do such a terrible thing to my son/daughter.

>>384462307
Electricity for what?
Candles are cheap and it's a good chance to catch up on all the reading I've been meaning to do.

>>384462348
I know shits happens but having kids without a stable situation is a big mistake.

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>>384462401
Some old slav bitch tried it on an old school friend of mine and got fucking OBLITERATED in court. Legal fees, new lot down payment, distress comp -the works.

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>0 savings
>0 experience for a properly paid job
>instantly puts me in the situation where I have a kid
This game had to start with the message: "A lot of humans are too dumb to live, do you want to try and be one of them?"

>>384462457
Game says benefits will take a month to arrive

>>384462532
I mean that's beside the point.

>lose job because you talked to a guy in a car park about unions
>doesn't give you the option to look for a new job
This game is retarded

>>384459667
Jokes on you I or should I say "we" are living our whole life in poverty.

>>384462532
Well it's not like it's on purpose.
Hell it usually isn't on purpose for people in stable situations either.

>sign up as an office temp
>pay for car damage
>next day slip into a car while driving
>suddenly I'm working in retail and break a vase since I apparently forgot what job I'm working
>still have $1066 dollars by the end of the month and no complications

My guy is literally retarded, and I'm still making bank.

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>pick "ask a friend" every time
>doesn't have friends
They deserve it for giving me a kid without knowing.

Why poor people always decide to have kids even though they clearly can't afford to have them?

this shit is fucking retarded

>I'm fucking poor
>you can't pay for your car anymore,
>70% of the people can't barely pay for their cars

really makes me think, a real poor person can barely pay for their houses so who the fuck buys a car

the game should be called "how to be poor and retarded at the same time"

>>384462520
>3
x+9=18x-2x
9x=16x
16x/9x
1.77 = 2.0

>>384462520
Buddy you don't even know how to capitalize.

>>384462172
This is incredibly retarded and you know it.

>>384459940
this. it's really not hard.

>>384462621
I don't understand how people accidentally have kids
The pill is only not 100% effective if you fuck while she has diarrhea or something

>>384459667
>1000 bucks
Nigga, is this easy mode? Sell a fucking car too. Sending children to some distant family or getting rid of them completely also helps if you are fucking broke.

>day 5 your college degree isn't helping you right now, but you still have to pay your loans. You got a bill of 250$
What, I never went to college, if I would why would I pick a subject that doesnt help me.

>>384462687
That wasn't funny at all

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>>384459667
Why the fuck do I have a child if I'm in poverty? Where the fuck is my wife? If I managed to get a wife and a child, I'm sure I'd have savings or some shit. I would never let myself get into this position. Hell, I would never want kids in the first place.

This shit's all retarded.

Now I feel kinda bad about wanting to buy a car...

>>384462762
>poor people are fucking stupid: the game

>>384462687
>18x
cmon man

>>384462696
Sorry about that, Americansky :^)

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>I have/had savings
>I have $1000 left
>I owned a house (established credit)
>Office Job being available without Ba. or higher

So uh, how exactly is this being poor? Also, this shit isn't representative at all of being broke/homeless. What a goddamn insult to people actually in these situations.

>>384459667
>im fucking piss ass poor
>20 days into the thing
>HEY YOU HAVE A PET
>PAY FINE
holy shit i deserve to die if im taking care of a goddamn pet and a kid on my own

>check out this game to see how poor ppl live..

>pet
>a son
>a car
>a house

no wonder this fucking people don't get through the month

>>384462775
>wife

This little game is ugly woman simulator.

>Your child’s sneakers are falling apart and it’s time to buy new ones. Name brands are important, but they don’t come cheap.

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>>384461883
>eat breakfast
>eat dinner after school
Is it that hard? I studied like that for 10 years and never even thought about fucking lunch money or other shit?

>>384462579
Indeed...
This stupid game frightens me.

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>>384462172
What?
The American revolution was done by the rich people. What are you talking about?
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/04/does-income-inequality-really-violate-us-principles/479577/
They didn't make money by killing reach people and taking from them, but by creating stuff that people wanted, and objected to people who didn't have anything to do with the transaction coming in and taking money.
No taxation without representation. The founding fathers were people who created, not murdered and stole.

>>384462849
this
>single man taking care of a child/pet while in debt with college
there's no one to blame if you are this retarded, and this is coming from a poor slav

I did it irl.

>poverty
>has a job lives in an apartment and has a car and a kid
what stupid shit is this?

So what do normalfag masses think of this game?
This shit has been around a while and it's still up so it probably hasn't had any backlash.

>brother works as service desk worker for internet/phone company
>recently phone subscriptions have become debts you have to register and you cannot take them if you have too much debt
>every few days he gets a person on the line that complains she cant get a subscription for the latest iphone for some reason.
>he looks in their debts file
>they got debts piled on to their throat
>tells them he is sorry but their debts are too big while trying to suppress snickering

I'm not American so someone please tell me how realistic this is: The best place I can find within a goddamn 50 mile radius of my work costs 615 a month? Am I renting a fucking mansion?

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Where the fuck is the kobe beef and cavier?

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>>384462687
>18x
Turns out murrishits can't even read.

>>384460021
>Have enormous penis
>Even need to masturbate

>>384462849
its more likely someone falling though hard times and not about people living in poverty

>>384462810
>>384463103
He got 9x out of 9+x, he was obviously making a terrible joke you idiots

>>384459667
>In poverty and can barely get by
>We have a pet
This is bullshit

>>384462716
most people were mistakes. I know I sure was.

>>384459667
shit's easy, whoever fails this is a complete ameritard

>>384459667

This shit is so heavily biased
>Hey you want to eat this $4 salad or a $1 burger, there is no alternative option :^)

Get the fuck out, apologetic piece of shit. Also, why am I a single parent?

>>384463082
going to the costal regions, yes rent is actually that high. ive seen flats go up to $800 for just average areas in san diego
some of the ideas here are.. decent but the numbers are all fucked
e.g. in arkansas rent is like $300-$400 a month

>>384462421
3, duhh

>>384463257
>Also, why am I a single parent?
Because you're poor.

>>384461629
considering you got a useless college degree you probably went full chad and just pound the interviewer for a job

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>>384463167
>implying murritards can't be that stupid
I've seen some murrimath, I would even believe it is real if he had "y" there out of his ass.

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>choose the option to live super close to work so I won't need to pay for a car or public transportation
>"Oh you will still need a car :)"
And why the fuck would I rent an aparment for 900bucks if I'm poor? 80% of the stuff was just retarded.

I've managed to live on 300bucks a month for over a year now

>>384459667
I remember playing this once. It's designed to make you fail. Most of the choices were utterly retarded, if I remember correctly.

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>receive job strikes for doing what would warrant a legal paid/unpaid leave

You people talking shit about this SPENT game are nuts. You're just looking at the decisions objectively, not from the point of view of someone actually living it.

You're all hard as nails when you sit there reading it, but actually live it and you'd be much different. No social fun and just working your wagecuck job is soul destroying. And if you have a terrible landlord that shoves shit on you without your knowledge, like bumping your rent continually, or putting charges on you out of nowhere, you really can get your ass busted financially with no way out.

Not a lot of people have choices that make sense, like where they live, how much they pay for food, etc.

>>384460316
There's always one person who needs to show how clever they are. I bet if it were a console war question you wouldn't be poking fun of grammatical errors.

>>384460021
>sex while young
>masturbate while old

>>384463082
rent is bullshit in the US. that's the biggest problem and cause of poverty.

>>384460874
t. retard who didnt want to use a condom

>>384462348
>not just sleeping with your child

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>>384459667
>live in a family house that gets a 150k debt
>have to give more than a half of my mediocre income every month not to lose the house and pay off all the shit
>house is in dire need of repair with fungus appearing on the mudroom walls
>my life is literally counting the money to see if i can afford something more fancy than utilities, food or fuel
>still can afford to maintain a car and live in a reasonably clean enviroment
>meanwhile americans make websites to complain they earn 3 times as much as me
>mfw

A fucking $250 speeding ticket? Was I going like 170mph? How am I not losing my license over this?

>>384463491
>t. millenial cuck

>A little exercise goes a long way, both for keeping you healthy and relieving stress. You need to start a regular fitness regimen.
>have to pay 25 burgerdosh
>can't just run around because cardio doesn't exist in this universe
This is retarded on a level i can barely understand.

What a easy game.

>>384463491
Kaname Madoka sacrificed herself so that the lives of magical girls wouldn't end in despair.

You chose to shitpost retarded stuff on 4chan.

>>384463491
get a camper van and live down by the river. there, no fucking rent.

>find a job
>click exit
looks like I win again

>>384463560
What the hell state you live in?

>>384463627
What the fuck are you some kind of communist? Go back to Soviet Russia, ivan, and enjoy your low quality communal air

>>384459667

I fucking lived in a small-family house (rundown, so it was cheap, but it was functional) with my GF (who only worked part-time back then).
I earned €1300 pre-tax, but I wasn't a retard with money. I lived close enough to my work that I could bike there (no expensive car required) and I made groceries in a cheap store in bulk, so we could cook healthy every evening for roughly €5 per meal maximum. I could go cheaper if I'd cut out meat, but fuck that.
Furthermore, we're not idiots who had a child because we knew we couldn't support it at the time and we were both not ready.

At the end of each month, I had somewhere around €200-300 left for savings, meaning I managed to live a very basic life for roughly €600-700, assuming taxes and healthcare have been deducted already.

>>384462716
Retards fuck without condoms thinking they can pull out, but they don't realize that even Pre carries sperm in it

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Haha, Americans.

>>384463694
Germany

>>384463491
You can't defend driving a car when you live within walking or public transport distance of your job.
You just can't.

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>>384459667
>I live in the cities when I'm clearly not capable of affording it, so instead of just using my 1k to move out to a more stable area I decide to live here because LOL POVERTY :^))))
>I'm a single parent with a kid
>I have a pet that requires expensive treatment
>I'm apparently so bad with life choices that I end up with 1k for a singular month when jobs are extremely easy to find if you just know where to look
>I'm using an expensive vehicle instead of just buying a bike and using that along with public transportation like subways when those definitely exist in cities
>You have to buy BRAND food :))))
>LOL YOUR SLUMLORD JUST RAISED YOUR MONTHLY ILLEGALLY, TOO BAD
Yeah, there aren't any systems in place to prevent that, right? So I guess the person I'm playing as is also not only stupid financially, but legally too. Cool!

All this "test" told me is that if you're an incompetent NEET, you shouldn't have children and other expensive luxuries, which is common knowledge if you're not brain dead.

>>384463701

Cool story bro.

Not.

>>384463554

I don't know the story ofcourse, but you live in a house with 150k debt. Ofcourse you're going to be in the shit.

>>384463721
Why would any sexually active woman not be on birth control

Hahaha, a thousand bucks for a month?
I'd live like a fucking king because I'm not a retard who eats out three times a day.
Fuck this propaganda bullshit.

>>384461683
>you ended the month over double what you had at the start
>but rent's due tomorrow

wow look you're still ahead even after rent and thats a bad thing

>>384463808

Just saying it's easy as fuck to live on minimum wage. You can't afford luxuries all the time (you can sometimes though), but that's what you get for working a minimum wage job.

People need to stop whining and get their life together.

>>384463762
Shit. Is $10 the regular speeding fine?

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>>384462421
>first year secondary school problem
50% of Americans "aren't fortunate enough to" solve it
Ooo I'm laffin.

>>384463772
you might get mugged.

>>384463554
lol they don't foreclose your house unless you're really fucking in debt
Also
>car
you deserve everything

>>384461962
don't you know you live in poverty if you only have 2 cars, anon?

>Suppose to live in poverty
>lives in an expensive City
>is FORCED to have a car despite having no need for it living in a big city
>have kids
>have pets
>have super expensive bills I've not paid
If this is what it means to be in poverty I'd love to be there

>>384463862
This test is just biased and a meme, unless you're actually that horrible with cash.

>>384463892
This. Especially if you find a good roommate.

>>384460874
I love how you think that nullifies his point.

>car
>job
>kid
>pet
>4 Ramen packs for $1

Is this what Burgers think poverty is actually like?

>>384463627
You can't just run around because some cop will shoot you. If you don't use a designated running area (like a park) it looks "scary and suspicious".

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easy as fuck

>>384463929
15€ is the minimum
going 40-50 km/h above the limit in the city (i.e. going fucking twice as fast as you're allowed to) costs 200€ and you get your license suspended for a month

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>>384463491
>people complain about poor faggots making shitty decisions like starting a family with a kid and pet without a dime in your pocket
>B-B-BUT YOU ARE ONLY COOL ON THE INTERNET YOU KNOW
Just don't stick your dick in vagina without a condom if you are poor and you are fine.
Sadly, this truth is too hard for 95% of this aids planet. Just look at a fucking India.

>>384459667
So this game expects me to believe that as a low income earner I would:

>Not physically be able to do a basic warehousing job.
>Be too proud to take offers of charity.
>Not be able to keep my teeth clean.
>Not be able to drive.
>Try to pay $17k worth of home lone payments with a credit card.
>Be so shit at my job that my boss gives me strikes for taking a day off for a valid appointment and to looking after my sick kid.
>Not be able to take my dying pet out and hit it with a hammer, like an adult.
>Be willing to steal from strangers.
>Etc.

Is this republican propaganda or something? It seems like it was designed to make poor people look even more irresponsible than they are in real life.

>>384464003
Nah, poverty is squatting in a shithole and dumpster diving to get by. Begging on the street for money, now that's poverty.

Managing your money and purchasing the bear minimum is just lower middle class.

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>>384461295
>with my husband

Bloo bloo bloo
Lifting 20 lb will surely ruin your back.
This "game" is total fucking bullshit made by some entitled rich brat who never had to work a day in their life.
I've worked in retail and factories to get myself through nursing school. Never complained once and because I'm not a fucking idiot I didn't ruin my back or anything else either. Bullshit leftiecuck propaganda.
Oh, and since I wasn't making a lot of money I made sure to not have any kids either.

>>384462716

A friend of my girlfriend accidentally had a kid, because she had an eye infection. She got eye-drops with antibiotics, which apparently neutralized the pill.

It's not like there's no way she could've known, but it's not something that only happens to retards.

>>384463862
So two times a day?

>>384463892
how do you suggest they do that when they have no free time to study because their shit minimum wage factory job has them working 12 hours a day? the system if flawed.

>>384459667
>http://playspent.org/
"YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE MONTH WITH $1328 "

This game is so fucking stupid and annoying in so many ways, this is a fucking retardating simulator, many times the choice you would/want to make arn't even there, it's just plain stupid.

I'm getting triggered over here

>>384463963
Cars make you immune to getting mugged?

>>384463826
I don't know, too lazy/cheap to buy pills

>>384464095
Wait, I don't understand. She trusted on the pill working while using antibiotics and she's not a retard? Just fucking read the label

>>384464003
ramen isn't real food. enjoy passing out from malnutrition.

>>384464092

20lbs? What the fuck. Here it's expected to do 15-20kg+ even in retail work (33-45lbs)

my friend moved house and has had shit luck the past 2 weeks, broke his wrist, both his cats died, mom in hospital and he got mugged

but holy shit he isnt as unlucky as the guy you play in this game

>>384464062
>hammer

What are you? Non American?

>>384464113
Graduate from school, apply for state student loans, go to university and get a degree
gg America

>>384464113

I agree the system is flawed, but I could live fairly comfortably. If you want to step up, you'll need to spend your evenings and weekends studying.

By the way, I DID do factory work and they DID have my work for 12 hours some days, but I still managed to study and I'm doing my MSc atm. Still, I live in a country that gives financial compensation if you want to study so that definitely helps. Not sure if they have that in murrika.

>>384464256

Crack an egg/chop a tomato into it.
Chuck a tomato in a rice cooker with your normal serving of rice for the easiest meal

>>384464079
>I make 4K begging for money
>Also tax free

>>384464256
You're not supposed to live on solely ramen idiot.

>>384463816
>>384463964
I think you missed the point where i said that even despite all the shit i can still live in an allright state. I can still afford to maintain my diesel shitbox, eat healthily and have an occasional drink or even a small bbq despite my financial situation just because i'm not a complete idiot with money(even though my family is).

>>384461883
>my kid
>threatening me with anything
If the little fucker is my child then they gets horrible headaches if they doesn't eat. So it's either they put up with a minor annoyance, they beat the shit out of the other kids, or they get headaches everyday. I sure as hell wouldn't pay just so little Timmy is part of the cool kids.

This is the dumbest thing I've read in some time now.

>>384464306
really not that simple.
student loans don't pay for shit.

>average of 8/hr as a server+tips

Yeah, right. Maybe because servers only report their tips enough to not get the eyebrow. At a fucking steak n shake I was pulling 15-20/hr a night.

>>384464172

She didn't know the eyedrops were antibiotics. The doctor forgot to tell her.
I'm not saying there was NO way she could've known, there always is, but I'm saying that even when you think you're taking into account everything, shit like that happens. It could happen to you anon. It probably won't, but it could.

>grocery list has cereal but not oatmeal
come one man oatz are delicious and not as expensive as some shitty cereal they throw sugar into

>>384463082
I live in bumfuck nowhere Illinois and rent is $1400 a month.
I want your fucking life.

>>384464320
yeah. I'd always spend all mine on beer. well, guess that's why I'm here.

>>384464389
aside from the education you get, plus maintenance loans for rent and food depending on the provider

>>384464320
>Not sure if they have that in murrika.
They don't. Unless you work a decent job.

Hahahaha, I do this in real life. I don't need to beat a game to prove it.

>>384464389
The joke was that America is shit for not offering state-funded student loans that pay for your cost of living

>>384464260
>Both his cats died
Shit.

>>384464471
>renting a mansion

well there's your problem.

>>384463082

Studios are like a grand a month in LA

>>384464114
>many times the choice you would/want to make arn't even there, it's just plain stupid.
Your child has fallen over and scraped their knee, do you:
A. Order a private full-spectrum examination with the Mayo Clinic ($37,500)
B. Ask a friend to hold them down while you amputate the limb with a rusty knife
B. Suffocate them with a pillow so that their suffering is brought to an end (hidden cost of $300 because obviously you had to go out and buy a diamond-encrusted pillow from Tiffany's to do the deed)

>>384464306
>getting a degree gives you a job
lol nice meme

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>>384459667
Easy.

>>384464260
>both his cats died
Two less mouths to feed, lucky him. Put it towards his mother hospital bill.

>>384464559
not much of a joke. I wouldn't open with it anyway.

>>384463098
How the fuck

It's complete bullshit and even then you can manage.
>Be a single parent without a kid for some reason
>Own a car even if you decide to live next to work
>Over 7k credit card debt
>No fucking usefull skills for anything but minimum wage job
>You get fired illegally and can't sue
>No option to share housing with a roomate
>Aren't in education so you can get a better job, yet can't get a second job either
Am I supposed to feel bad for people being simply stupid?

>>384464609
Don't fucking study philosophy then, faggot

>>384464390
We're you hot?

>>384464576
Yeah but that's right in the city
The radius for finding a place to live in this is 50 miles
FIFTY FUCKING MILES

>Get the golden insurance coverage plan because don't wanna end up in snap city from my warehouse job
>It doesn't come with dental insurance
I don't understand American insurance. What the fuck am I even covered for then and why is it so expensive?

>>384464629
>whore
nigga, you either go for the queen of england or nothing

>>384463680
Didnt notice the NEET option at first myself

>>384464471
>1400/month

What you renting? 50 acres of land nigga?

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>>384464258
>Work in cheese department of supermarket
>Wheels of parm
>100+ lbs
>Nobody to help lift
>Proper squatting form, firm grip.
>Load onto cart
>People ask who helped with the wheel.
>Nobody believes me and I'm labelled a liar and trying to 'look big'
>Meanwhile 80 year old women can barely lift 3 pounds and whine all day.
>Turns out this is every supermarket ever
Stop hiring human failures

>>384464675
>getting a STEM degree gets you a job
lol doubling down on the memes today

>live in city center
>car repossessed so can't possibly get to work
>fired
>have to make money last the rest of the time with no more wages even though i instantly got a job before

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>>384464096
I cook my own meals and bake my own bread. I don't buy cars and houses I can't afford. I don't have kids I can't afford.
And I lift with my legs so if I ever do have to take a job that requires me to lift 20 lb at a time it will only help me get in better shape.
This is pure leftie propaganda and completely unrealistic.

>>384464113
>minimum wage factory job has them working 12 hours a day

That's literally the opposite of the contemporary blue collar job market.
Factory jobs pay great and have good hours, but there aren't enough of them to go around. The vast majority of low income earners are working minimum wage, casual service jobs like retail or data entry that offer 20 hours a week at best.
Factory jobs were the reason that blue collar people could afford buy a house, three cars and send their kids to college; now that traitorous multinationals have shipped everything to china and the only thing left is service jobs, poor people are underwater.

>>384464762
>snap city from 20lbs
How much do you DL bro? Up to 10lbs 1x5 yet?

>YOUR KID GOT MADE FUN OF, GIVE LUNCH MONEY Y/N
>SOMEONE SIPHONED GAS OUT OF YOUR CAR, WHAT DO
This game is fucking stupid. Anyone that's not a fucking retard can live on $1000 a month.

>>384463778
The thing is that you can move close enough in this game to walk or bike to work but the game just says "oh but you cant just get rid of the car!)

>>384464853
why the fuck would anyone buy seven (7) limes?

>>384464823

FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH BABY

>>384464827
Sorry about your degree anon. You should have gone into programming, it's literally impossible to be unemployed as a software engineer

>>384464939
>why can't I afford all these limes

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>>384464823
>>384464958

>>384464853
Who the fuck wastes good bean/rice money on LIMES?

>>384463098
May your chest pain never go away, you fat fuck

>>384463491
I did not get a dead end degree like women's studies.

>>384464853
nigga why the fuck are you buying limes if you're poor
I bought a fucking 50 pound bag of rice for 15 dollars. That's 500 goddamn servings.
Buy a bottle of brandless multivitamins and a fuckload of eggs or TVP and you're golden.

>>384464929
You totally can just sell your car off to someone else for cheap, as long as it's not completely wrecked someone else would be more than happy to take it. Getting a car in the first place and not being able to afford it is stupid.

>>384464983
ironically i actually have a job in my field, but acting like everyone does is just fucking retarded

>>384464853
Since /v/ is apparently full of food budgeting experts, exactly what can you do with $29 at the grocers, /v/?

>>384464453
>The doctor forgot to tell her.
Make him pay for the abortion. Done and done.

>>384464823
Any man who can't lift 100lbs off the ground untrained should seriously consider suicide.

>>384459667
Only an idiot would let themselves get into such a bad situation.

Also: $800 a month to live in a fucking house? My rent here is only $300 a month. What kind of shithole charges $800 a month? If I had to pay that much I'd probably have at least one roommate to cut the costs.

Game is unrealistic and dumb.

>>384459667
That was easy. Rip dog and child. If I was in poverty I would not even have a dog or kid in the first place

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>>384461735
Norwegian here
Partially, but its also a sign of not knowing how to deal with the issues at hand.
Like having a occupation in a state with "Fire at will" laws, which is a sign of stupidity. Heck, half to reason to get union membership is to have a place to ship legal papers, documentation, or get legal help, if things are not okay at the job. So instead of whistleblowing a chemical plant for illegal shit, you dump EVERYTHING to the union and let them handle the legwork.

Rent one is bullshit. Since nobody wants to go to court, you tell the landlord to fuck off. Unless its a megacomplex with more than 50 renters, where landlord has real economic muscle. And again: This is shit you get unionized for, so you can get legal help.

Car insurance one is a sign of getting a "minimum" insurance, when its not realistic for damages, crashes or accidents. So basically the poor person paid for a "i crashed my car, but i don't want to pay for the other persons car" package. With a too coverage on other car.
And no self insurance.
Medical one is neutral, the core issue is that minimum packages is again insanely bad. Which is why something like Obamacare got a lot of press: All insurance increases where merely increasing the minimum towards the level where it should be, and people didn't prioritize to get in.

>>384465084
>still refusing to disclose what his field is
Still your fault for getting a useless degree

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>>384459667
>tfw giving my all to my child even if it gets us close to the red
Do better than me, son

>>384465101
absolute shitload of rice/pasta

>>384465101
I wouldn't waste this shit on limes.

>>384460147
Every option in this game that was costly was because of some bullshit it throws on you that you could avoid by not being shit at life. Having a cat when you aren't allowed one, having a car when you can't afford and don't need one, paying bills late etc.

Although health insurance in the US is super retarded.

>>384465015
kek

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>>384459667
>I have a wife
What the fuck
>My wife is a stay-at-home bum
What the double fuck
>Your best friend from childhood is having a wedding in another sta-
Gonna stop you right there game, I've kept in touch with precisely zero of my childhood friends
>You’re sure you weren’t speeding, but the cop who gave you a ticket disagrees
I don't drive nigga, I already work a minimum wage job but I only live a 20 minute walk away
>Grocery mini-game
Why the fuck would I be buying shit like fish sticks, and why wouldn't I be buying foods in bulk if I'm as poor as the game suggests?

Also why the fuck is my rent that high? Doesn't even make sense

This game is fucking dumb

>>384459667
nope, chose exit on the first question

I've just noticed that if you don't pay something instantly then the option to pay it later costs you twice as much

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>>384465181
my degree is in fashion design
i'm a pattern maker

>>384465072
>multivitamins
Mutlivitamins don't work and you shouldn't ever use them to supplement your diet. Just basic vegetables like a normal person, they're not expensive.

>>384464853
>limes
>Avocado

What a waste of money. Should've just bought 50lb of rice.

>>384465118
add 3 more pounds and that's basically how much I weigh. skeletal manlet life

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Alright /v/, I'm tired of being American.
How hard is it to find a cute European guy to marry for citizenship?

>>384463491
>Make terrible fucking decisions during your life
>Be completely ignorant of all your further possibilities and things you could do to improve your situation, complain about things that have easy solutions
>Complain about how hard life is
Really makes me think

>>384465149
>My rent here is only $300 a month.
Where the fuck do you live? In a Detroit crackhouse?

>>384459667
>game assumes you're poverty stricken yet have all of these fancy extra things like pets, children, etc. and live in a place with extremely high cost of living
nigga what the fuck. if I was as poor as this game suggests I'd be living in someone's closet and eating rice until I got my shit back together.

>>384464653
I used that 1000 dollars to start a counterfeit used panty business from home, then when I had a good 40,000 to work with I bought a ton of river rocks and sold them off for $20 each on ebay as pet rocks. Then I bought out a few failing business and converted them into meth labs. After making a deal with the Columbians I knew I was set for my first million. After that it was a matter of paying off the local warlords in Africa to sieze all the diamond mines and transfer their stock into my offshore stealth sub where I would undercut debeers for a good 100 million. I made a deal with debeers to let them keep their monopoly for a good 2 billion, because they saw me as a serious threat to their business. Then I forged a new identity and had to pose as a poor person.

>>384465101
See
>>384465072

>>384464920
I agree with you, but it's still a valid point. What the fuck is this insurance ?

>>384460814
one of the questions was actually "Your kid needs new shoes, but brand names are important:
Buy new air jordans or whatever for $100 or thrift shoes for $10. I mean, if I'm living on fucking nothing, no way am I buying $100 shoes. and yet people do this.

>>384465289
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>384464853
>>384464939
>>384465040
>>384465072
>not eating a lime a day for breakfast
>inb4 lemon you know it's the same shit

>>384459667
>"Your child is gifted!"
>"it will cost 50$ to enroll in the program though"

What, fuck yeah, he's getting us out of this shithole

WHY do I have a kid, a car and a pet if I'm poor?
I may be poor but I'm not st*pid

>>384459667
First question and it's already not believable.

$9/hour for a warehouse job? Walmart offers $15.25/hr starting, Amazon FCs are $12.00, both with shift differentials for night shifts, and that's in the cheapest state, Texas.

And they take literally anyone provided you aren't slamming drugs into your system 24/7.

Fuck this.

>>384465101
Pointless question unless you specify the specific city (and add average prices since probably nobody here nobody lives there)

>>384465294
>Mutlivitamins don't work
woah...

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i bought the name brand sneakers, a dickload of food that would literally last for months with enough variety to have a different meal at least once a week, had the silver health plan, and still came out without going under, and in the future i wouldnt even need to buy food because EBT
this game's retarded poor people just need to be more frugal

>make it through with 995$
is this supposed to be hard?

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>Not using the cheatcodes
Kek, losers.

>>384460701
fucking this
I live off of around 80k a year and I feel like a fucking king
I have never been hungry or thirsty, uncomfortable or anything
I am extremely grateful.

>>384464853

What is this even supposed to tell me?
That this food isn't enough? Or that it is?
I could easily eat an entire week from this by myself. If you remove the limes and all other expensive shit, you might have enough for a few other family members.

>>384463145
>No savings
>Your wife is apparently a couch potato with no intention to find a job
No wonder the person in the game is poor

>>384465314
no fags allowed in europe anymore
it's haram

>>384465101
Buy rice and dried beans from the local ethnics in sacs, not 1-2 lb bags.
Buy whole chickens instead of legs or breasts.
Invest five dollars in a decent collection of spices. They will make everything else better.
Buy vegetables and fruits in season.
Grow herbs in your windowsill.
Spend a little more time shopping for stuff on sale instead of getting everything from the nearest store.
And obviously cook your meals yourself instead of eating out. It's cheaper and it's healthier.

t./ck/

>>384465289
If this nigga could get a job, any shmuk with a history degree can get one.

>>384465314
>tfw halfbreed

I can acquire either european or american citizenship on demand at the gate

>being a single parent

literally lmaoing

>>384461962
Not to mention, if you were this poor, why not sell the car? It might be a piece of shit car but you can probably still get some decent money for it and suddenly you aren't paying for a car which is insanely expensive.

>>384465289
Fucking lmao

>>384465289
Sounds enjoyable anon

You just know this game was made by a women,

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>>384465289
cute

>>384465394

>$15.25/hr
I'm moving to murrika. No way that's real.

I've lived the last few years in poverty, since moving out of my parent's place.

I literally have 50 dollars in my bank account, and 47 of them are already as good as spent on my Splatoon 2 preorder.

>>384465294
If that's true than I should be legally dead from malnutrition.
Half a vitamin every 12 hours or bust.
Also nutritionally dense vegetables are surprisingly expensive and expire quickly so you MUST keep buying them or you DIE.

>>384465294
Vitamins don't even work. Actually, nothing works except prescription medicine.

>>384461962
>car is angry that you didn't fix it
>it takes vengeance by driving away and getting in a wreck

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>>384465368
I wonder who could be behind this post...

>>384459667
This game is already bullshit.

I make $8 an hour and on Day 2, they're already telling me that I don't get ACA subsidies. They have no idea what they're talking about.

I make below 250% of FPL. Gimmie dat Medicaid biatch.

>>384461962
Source on pic?

>>384465334
>Detroit
fuck no, I'd never live in that shithole

I pay 300/month for a 2 bedroom house, basement, large front and back lawn. Nice suburban neighborhood. Neighbors are all white, zero crime, everyone is friendly and says "howdy". Everything I need, including groceries, is a short walk away. I also have 100mbps download speed, one of the best in the US. Best of all I'm living with my significant other, who pays half the bills. Dirt cheap, my man.

Fucking paradise out here in the midwest.

>>384465314

well, you have good taste in anime, the only question left is how cute is your boypussy

>>384465289
Was not expecting this

>>384465530
>If that's true than I should be legally dead from malnutrition.

are you literally only living on multivitamins?

>>384465586
>*tornado approaches*

>>384465427
kek

What's worse, to steal those $10 the man dropped or pirate video games?

>>384465289

ABSOLUTE GAYLORD

>>384461735
Landlord has to give you either two weeks or a month's notice before he kicks you out or raises the price of your rent. The only exception on kicking you out immediately is if you did something incredibly bad that wasn't murder (Like opening a can of Surströmming and then spilling it over the wall, robbing people in the area, purposely breaking shit in the place if it belonged to the landlord, etc).

You can't legally get fired for joining a union but they can choose a massive variety of other reasons to kick you out. It will also reflect poorly on you when going for another job if word gets out the union was a deciding factor unless the job you're looking at already has union support.

Regarding car insurance it depends on the package you buy. Some don't cover damage on both your and the other person's damage, some don't cover certain types of collisions, some don't cover certain types of destruction, some have certain deductibles before they start paying out, etc. Keep in mind that not having a car also makes it essentially impossible to work unless you live in a city, and if you live in a city you are pissing away hundreds if not thousands just to live there on a monthly basis. There are train and bus routes but enjoy either being late or having to spent an hour and a half or more commuting compared to half an hour.

>>384465334
I guess he lives in a flyover state. Housing pressure in USA really doesn't exist outside of major cities, which is congregated into mostly the coast areas.

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>>384465636
okay, you got me there.

>>384459667
>lmfao your landlord has just illegally raised your rent

But.. They don't let you do anything other than pay the rent.

If anything, I'd pay him original amount and tell him to evict me, that'll be another 2 months at least.

This 'simulation' has never been poor.

"you have 1k, and a job immediately that is above minimum wage, and full time work! Good luck surviving on that! sucker!"

They don't even have a concept of what poor is.

>>384459667

I've done it with lower income than this 'game' gives me. Helps to not have stupid unnecessary bullshit like a kid.

>name brand sneakers are important
is my kid a hype beast of something

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>>384463098

>>384462427
>billionare


hmmmm I don't see three commas there, anon ouch...

>>384465465
Ahhh, Tandoori spice with cayanne pepper makes EVERYTHING taste amazing and it's so goddamn cheap. It's like a billion servings if you use sparingly too.

>>384465770
There's no need to make epic screenshots you stupid faggot, he just edited the HTML

>>384459667
>already lived 20 years in poverty

Been there done that.

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>>384465149

The 4 bedroom apartment I rent is $800 a month, and that's actually on the lower end compared to the rates of many other places around me.

Having two roommates, obviously, cuts the price significantly, but I'm just saying that it's important to note that cost of living varies significantly depending on where in the country you live.

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>>384459667

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You should be able to solve this /v/.