>be me
>playing eeneo at 2am
>really tired but nearly level 15
>on my double d toon
>been messing around in arena pvp
>meet an ed player and we joked around in the pvp match
>start talking, he is from china but speaks a little english
>decide to queue up together for 2v2 duels
>start climbing the ladder really high and beating almost all team comps
>we come to 1987 rating, just shy off of 2000
>"i know we can do it double d" he says to me
>nearly 4am but i don't want to let my new friend down
>we queue for another match and i tell him that we'll hit 2k tonight.
>enter culdesac arena
>the enemy team comp was one that we hadn't had much experience against, a kevin with a tank rolf
>we had faced kevins and rolfs before but never on the same team
>match starts
>me and ed both run behind one of the cars
>rolf sprints over throwing chickens and cows at us
>leap up behind the car and start doing my pvp rotation
>just about to kill rolf when he actives Son of shepherd raising his health from 10% to 80%
>this don't look good double d" my friend says
>suddenly kevin comes out of nowhere with his nitro boost from his bike and one hit kills ed
>"goodbye friend, i know u can do this"
>i throw down my caltrops and start kiting kevin through them and switch my focus to him
>rolf gets caught up in the slime from my canadian squirt guns and is cc'd
>"ED BOY WE WILL GET YOU" he screams at me
>I have to win for my new friend
>kevin dies after i fire a barrage of shots at him
>Son of shepherd wears off and he goes back down to 10% health
>He jumps on me and my health goes down to 5% health
>>384454987
>I fire one last shot with my squirt guns, almost out of ammo
>I get a critical hit and Rolf knocks down to the floor
>Win screen pops up and our new rating shows up
>2001
>"Server first 2k rating!" Achievements appear on both mine and Eds screen
>"you did good double d" my friend says
>"Yeah I can't believe we did-"
>Eddboy921 has been permanently banned
>"WTF?" I say in chat
>Contact game masters
>After waiting for what felt like hours I finally got held of support
>I ask why my friend was banned
>He had been using jaw breaker farming hacks and was caught
>Close the GM chat without another word
>Have mixed feelings and feel upset
>Donate all my jawbreakers and cash to new players
>Uninstall the game
I'll never forget you Eddboy921
Well /v/, what was your best/saddest moment in EENEO?
>>384454987
is this fucking roblox with mods?
>Redditard mods deleted last thread
Absolute cunts
>>384455017
>win because of random critical hit
fuckin lucky pleb. I swear to god I would destroy you on my Kevin main if you didn't have insanely good RNG. My bikechain trinket gives me more than enough dmg to 1shot your cheezeing ass
>>384455315
Ignore the reddit shitposter, he's mad his account was banned
>>384455315
Fuck off newfag go back to King of the Hill