>hisses at you Fuck these little shits. The one reason I

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What are your thoughts on Scorpions then?

>>384452717
AP rounds or Frag grenades

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>giant spiders
>it's the fastest enemy in the game
>shit hitboxes make them impossible to hit
REEEEEEEEE

>>384452717
They can't hit you if you move. Their attack animation requires them to stay still, like with every melee enemy in SS2.

>>384452849
>spiders
>in Thief

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DUDE I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED THE FIRST LEVEL YET AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THERE ARE SUPER FAST GIANT SPIDERS IN A GAME ABOUT ROBBING PEOPLE? WHAT THE FUCK MAN I JUST WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITHOUT SPIDERS IN IT FUCK

>>384452779
they're alright.

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>>384452717
remember that you can hop back on the ladder and get the fuck outta there, these spiders are bred dumb and won't chase you.

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>>384452717
Spiders are easy fucking shit, shoot them with Anti-Personnel until they die. The real shits of System Shock 2 are those fucking swarm eggs.

>casually exploring
>open a perfectly normal door
>egg placed on the other side IMMEDIATELY bursts into a fuckangry swarm of flies with buzzing louder than jet
>they're literally fucking invincible
>have to sit behind a wall for two hours constantly listening to their buzzes while waiting for them to calm down and permanently fuck off

>>384453467
>>they're literally fucking invincible
I know exotic weapons finish them off, not a reason to get exotic though. What about pyrokinesis?

>>384453467
>>384453530
Okay, so the wiki says they're immune to psionics, however:
>will die after about ten to fifteen seconds
Never had any problem with them.

>>384452717
Why do people even have a fear of spiders? Have you been bitten by one as a kid?
I mean, they may be disgusting, but they usually stay away from humans and are easily killed.

>>384453754
Phobias are irrational fears. Asking why someone has one is pretty pointless.

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dogs are worse

>>384453754
It's similar to a fear of snakes, or large predators. They were dangerous to our ancestors, so we are genetically modified via evolution to avoid them.

>>384453818
Thing is, unless it's a spider in a large web, or in a crevice of sorts, I'm fine with them in real life. It's just the fact that they fucking hiss and have those SPINDLY TWIG LEGS. Any spiders with those kinds of legs are fucking horrifying.

>>384453109
There are also giant praying mantises, giant exploding insects and crab people. Although all that spoopy would pale once you return to Cathedral. If you just want to rob people, play Thief 2, although the final level has nearly unkillable giant spider robots

>>384454070
>dogs fucking mauling a man
>people just meander and slowly move over while the dogs maneuver around them to have at the guy again
>no one got the idea that maybe you need to start mauling the dogs yourself to get them off

Is this like a casual occurance for them?

>>384454232
Jesus fucking christ, I thought this was just a stealh/robbery game set in older times. Wtf is all this?

>>384452717
>>384453109
If you hate spiders, then scorpions would easily be your friend.
http://www.the-eis.com/data/literature/Scorpions%20as%20model%20vehicles%20to%20advance%20theories%20of%20population%20and%20community%20ecology.pdf

>>384454395
The game is about the conflict between forces of Chaos and Order. In Thief 1 the villian tries to pull Griffith and brick back the magic and other fantasy shit to the world. As Garrett trumps him, Thief 2 has almost no fantasy elements whatesoever.

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>>384454395
The first level? You missed some "little" spiders in that level right at the beginning man.

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>>384452849
>The noises

>>384454070
>pitbulls
The dogs of peace.

>>384454232
>>384454395

Here's a few "fun" facts about this game about robbing people:

-The giant praying mantises sound innocent and cute when unalerted but nightmare fuel when they come after you
-The cute frogs croak at you while hopping towards you all jolly-like, and then suicide explode with so much force that their blood acts like shrapnel from an anti-personnel mine
-Crab people talk like crabs and walk like people
-Not all of the black, dead-looking trees are actually trees
-Small robots are pitiful. Big robots are scary but funny with their voiceover. The spider bots in the final mission are super fast, twice as tough, and they say nothing which makes them infinitely more creepy
-FLAMES AROUND YOU, FLAMES, NOTHING BUT FLAMES, BURNING YOUR FLESH

>>384454070
People are so fucking stupid holy shit
Wrap your arm around the damn things neck and put your weight down on it. IT'S A FUCKING DOG
Instead you have 7-8 people scooting around like fucking turkeys while this guy bleeds out and the dogs change target. Jesus Christ

>>384454070
these guys are barely fucking trying to help him lmao

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>>384452779

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>>384455265

>>384454070
they need that dude who fucking punches dogs in the throat

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>>384455434

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>>384455504

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>>384452717

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>/v/ is suddenly bugs

What happened? Did we let too many hornetfags in here?

>>384455434
I don't understand why they keep putting spiders up against scorpions. There's absolutely nothing a spider can do against them

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>>384455706
>suddenly

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>>384455706
>hornetfags
They've been properly dispatched of

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>>384455814
>>384455854
GET THE FUCK OUT
GO BACK TO /an/
THIS BOARD IS A HUMAN ONLY BOARD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmVDnAWV_mw

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>>384455939

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>>384455939
>implying even humanity hasn't been infiltrated by bugs
the coming of genetically engineered scorpiongirls is soon friend

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>>384455939
>>384456020
Although that may be the greatest event yet

>>384452717
I think there's a mod that removes spiders, or changes them for a different model. Something like that

>>384455558
>moves too fast
>tears off its legs
This is some STR vs DEX shit.

>>384456365
It's actually the spider breaking off its legs manually as an escape mechanism

>>384455854
>armored carapace
>powerful pincers
>strong toxins
How can any bug compare to this fucking apex predator?

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>>384456461
Is this more your speed for STR vs DEX?

>>384455193
I don't think you understand how strong dogs can be. For a guy in his 50s, it can be extremely difficult to fight off 2 pitbulls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sQDCdiuX9U

>>384456793
Yeah okay bud let's ignore that there was EIGHT (8) fucking full grown men on the scene and only 2 dogs. Seven if you take away the guy that the dogs switched to. Even then, those odds are in the favor of man here.
It would take 2 at most to immobilize one dog. But we have a bunch of dipshits just egging them on even more.

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>>384456623

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>>384457226

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>>384457364

>>384453467
I hope SS3 has bug spray. Or just gets rid of all the Annelid shit altogether

>>384457187
Bystander Effect.

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>bugfags
Enjoying kindergarten?

>>384458616
is that a worm or that thing's innards?

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>>384458616
>catfags
Enjoying toxoplasmosis?

>>384458673
no that's just its innards you goof

>>384458751
slimy yet satisfying

>>384454070
Dog ownership should be put under license the same way car driving is.

>>384458673
It's literally possum intestine.

>>384455732
after all these /an/ webms im thinking the same thing
why the fuck are they trying to pass off one sided fights like this as if it's fair

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>>384455814
>mantis

I want scorpionfags to leave /v/, thank you.

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>>384459521
>t. Frog

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>>384459163
Is this more your speed?

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>>384460474

>>384452717
Should of invested in PSI

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>>384454070
Kill all Pitbulls

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>>384458616
this shot made me spit out my drink in laughter

>>384452717
>fears spiders
>amost every game have them in some capacity
I feel you mate. But fot curiosity, in case you have aracnophobia, you investigate about the games you're about to buy to avoid them? Or you buy them and face your fears killing some spiders?

>>384460474
what the FUCK is that?

>>384461176
It's a Scorpion fighting a Solifugae, also known as a Camel Spider, Wind Scorpion and Sun Spider.

>>384461176
look at the filename. solifugae. ten legged freaks.

>>384458616
>outdoor cat

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>game has giant spiders
>loud as hell
>roar
>incorrect anatomy

>>384461792
what did you expect

>>384460887
>I'M GROWING STRONGER

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>game's spiders have only six legs

Why is this allowed?

>>384462985
laziness

>>384452717
God, you are such a fucking fairy it is embarrassing to see.

>>384452717
You sound like a pussy

>>384452779
>Japanese
Clearly neither of those naturally live in Japan
>bug
Neither of them are insects
>fight
Both of them trying to escape, have no interest in fighting


#fakenews

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>>384459432
>his arms flailing as his head gets crunched