>start pirated game >command prompt flashes on the screen

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>browser opens and closes almost instantly

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>start pirated game
>hear sirens outside

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>start pirated game
>computer crashes

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>start pirated game
>"Game.exe has stopped responding"

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>>384435156
>start pirated game
>Its actually CP
>mom enters my room
>sister enters my room
>her chad boyfriend (who´s father is a cop) enters the room
Every
Fucking
Time

>>384435507
>diamonds.jpeg
source?

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>start pirated game
>WARNING. MILITARY SOFTWARE DETECTED. TOP SECRET CLEARANCE REQUIRED

>>384435801
thanks for screwing up the thread retard.

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>start game
>screen turns black and I see my reflection

>>384435156
>start up the computer
>get to the desktop
>small cmd windows flashes for a split second
It doesnt help that I download a lot of shady shit like modded apks

Also
>mouse is acting up
>click on something
>browser immediately goes back to something I looked at a couple of minutes ago
I really hope I'm just missing some sort of hotkey shit here. I could click on the checkbox for the captcha or try to drag the scrollbar around but the browser would immediately open up an image I was viewing previously

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>Start pirated game
>graphics card starts VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing

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>>384435156
>Browse 4chan
>Out of nowhere eset pops out a blocking message telling me some strange ip tried to get in

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>installing pirated game
>the installer has some sick chiptune playing while the game data loads

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>start pirated rom
>an animation that isn't in the original game starts playing
>terrible chiptune music
>it's opening credits for the people who uploaded the rom

>>384435156
>Start pirated game
>Start it from the terminal so you know exactly what's going on.

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>csrss.exe appears in task manager

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>start pirated game
>windows asks "do you give permission to this program to fuck everything up"
>you click yes out of reflex