>splatoon 2 is coming >the only form to get a switch is

There's plenty in Finland

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>all the switches get sold out in my area quick as fuck
>scalpers are charging for double or more the stock price
>make a call to a target that's south of me just for shits and giggles
>"Oh yeah we have like three of those here"
>get two of them no problem from the salesman who clearly didn't give a fuck

I ended up giving the other one away as a gift but fuck I got lucky to get the one I did.

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>>384433771
They have to compete with Apple and other tech companies, but I wouldn't believe that Nintendo wasn't creating artificial scarcity.

how much hairy is her butthole

>>384433771
can someone explain how this bitch became a mascot for thicc in pokemon

she doesn't even resemble anything like that in games or artwork, she's very sticc actually

what are the chances I can get some girls to give me sex to let them play splatoon 2 on my switch?

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>>384433771
>mfw I found two at a Walmart.
I was getting worry that I would miss out on splatoon 2 release.

>>384434420
about 50%

>>384434420
>>384434480
~43% actually

>my bro says he wants one
>I tell him to use sales trackers
>he gets one in a few days

It's not hard at all to get one if you know the right channels.

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Gamestop employee here, we have them nearly 100% as an "order in store, mail to your house" option. Just go in, and ask about it. If its not avaliable, we can put you on a list we call when we get them back in stock

Switches aren't hard to get of you put in more than 0 effort.

>>384433771
nintendo is doing it to build up hype for holiday season. you're going to see this sudden surge of bundles and all the sheeple will fall right in line. unfortunately it will work and they will keep doing it

>>384434730
>put in more than 0 effort.
you're talking about nintendofags here

More thicc maniac

>>384433771
man ive been obsessed with big asses lately

>>384434809
True nintendo fags had thier preorders in before launch.

>>384433771
I only ever hear about switch shortages on this site it feels like. Whenever I go to Target or Gamestop I see a dozen switches in stock

>tfw bought a Switch a month ago
>Gonna sell it around Mario's launch for extra dosh

>>384434272
there was one that sold milk or something and that's why she's always drawn with oversized tits now

that OP image would be so much better without em, too. such a great ass.

>>384434101
>buying a dead console for 1 game
>I got lucky

Nintendo fanboys everyone

>>384434272
because artists can draw them however they want

once i get better at art, i am drawing ALL my girls with huge tits, fuck it. i love huge tits, ain't hiding that fact. why should i feel shame for something i love?

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>>384435064
Its best to just use iStockNow and see which store gets a shipment everyday.

You call the store that has stock super early, like right as they open.

>>384435064
dude, i haven't seen any in my area since the launch. granted, i already GOT mine on launch, but whenever im out i check and i see NOTHING

i haven't seen pro controllers much either, but thanks to gamestops free money weekend early this month, i got one.

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>>384434894

>>384435550
>"THICCCC"
>"braaaaap"
>"I'm calling the mods"

>>384435550
THICKER

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>>384433771
>>384434117
>no hex maniac hentai movie
this is the worst timeline

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>>384435684
kek

>>384434838
got any drawing ideas

>>384438360
Sundress + Nopan

>>384438360
There was a picture of a super thicc hex dual wielding big ol' beer mugs filled with her milk, something like that could work

>>384434446
not sure about you, but walmarts around me charge more than scalpers, there's always tons there but none anywhere else

>>384438360
nothing but an apron, ass toward us, thicc as the OP image

>>384438542
so just a hex maniac dressed as the lady trainer class?

>>384440265
whatever floats your boat

>>384438360
huge tits

>>384433771
sniff

>>384435106
I hope you expect to take a loss on that, friend. By October there will be plenty of Switches with two months of Niche games beforehand

>>384438360
one-piece swimsuit

anyone got any hex maniac doujin links?

>>384441807
>go to sadpanda
>type in hex maniac
gee that was hard there's nothing very good anyways

>>384441807
https://exhentai.org/g/775640/adf6ad7305/
https://exhentai.org/g/977404/f66d3080c4/

>>384433771
>Blaming Nintendo for the market being filled with leeches