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I tink Zeruda get stalearu, so I makearu Windu Waikaru.
You hatearu Windu Waikaru and tinkaru it fo babiaru, so i forrow OOT and make Tuwairaito Purincessaru.
Ooooo but noooo now you hatearu TUWAIRAITO PURINCESSARU. YOU ROVU WIND WAIKARU NOW.
WELL YOU DONTARU KNOW WAHTTARU YOU RIKEARU!
SO AT E3 2010 I MAKE MORPHU WITH TUWAIRAITO PURINCESSARU AND WAIND WAIKARU CARRIED SKYWARDU SWORTU
AND YOU DONTARU RIKE SKYWARDU SWORTU TOO. YOU ROVU WIND WAIKARU AND TUWAIRAITO PURINCESSARU NOW.
SO I MAKE A ZERUDA GAIMU WISS ZA OPENU WARUDO ZAT IS BIGGA ZAN TUWAIRAITO PURINCESSARU, WINU WAIKARU, AND SKYWARDU SWORTU, AND CARRU IT BURESS OV ZA WIRADU
BUT NOW U HATO BIGG OPENU WARUDO AND WANT MOLE RINNERU GAIMU RAIKU SKYWARDU SWORTU
WHAT THE FUCKARU DO YOU THINKARU YOU WANT!!!!!?
ATS WHY I MAKE STAR FOX ZERORU AT LEAST IT ONRY 2 HOURU LONG!!
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>>384424478
Why you so upsettu when you have good jobbu Miyamoto you can't be firu
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The sad part is, he's absolutely right.
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Are you saying that Asian people talk in silly exclamations? Wow, this is kind of racist.
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>>384424478
>ZA OPENU WARUDO
pffahahhahh
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>>384424478
Actually botw is better than Skyward Sword but thats because SS was such a phoned in turd
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>>384424478
Thats some good shit optake my (you)
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>>384425018
The important thing is that both are better than Wind Waker.
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>>384424478
There's a happy medium between hyper-linear and directionless open world. It's called A Link to the Past. But apparently its masterful design that eventually became known as the "Zelda formula" (which kiddies think OoT invented) was "too stale" and needed to be replaced with Ubisoft towers.
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What
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>ROVU
>not "RABU"
one job
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i loved botw chinkman
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It doesn't matter what basic design principle you use. Anything can be great, from hallway simulators, to open worlds. You and your cohorts just fucking suck at making games.
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>>384424478
>WARUDO
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>>384424478
Your pasta failed. It was too hard to read. Not as balanced as the original.
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>>384428737
Thats some quality OC imo it being hard to read is part of the joke
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>>384424478
For once I can actually say "I don't speak Nintendo"
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>>384424478
Shigeru Miyamoto didn't make any of those games.
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How about an original story, memorable characters, and some great gameplay to boot? That'd be a good start, instead of just changing what perspective we're "exploring" your lifeless worlds from, be it land, sea or air.
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>>384430563
They're so shitty and unoriginal, he might as well have.
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>>384430563
>the gaming industry
>ever being original
You can't actually be serious.
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>>384430563
>original story, memorable characters
Why would you waste time and effort on elements that contribute nothing to videogames?
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