I live in NYC and it's been 4 months since this shit came

>>384423437
I got one by going out to queens when toys r us had a restock.

>Target I work at has gotten them somewhat regularly, usually like 2 or 3 two trucks a week
>don't want one
kek

There were 3 in target when I went there the other day. I'm not saying which but it's one in colorado. If you care and live nearby you can figure out which one has it with 15 minutes of phone calls.

>>384423437
If you have any family across the country, call them up and ask them to purchase it for you after you transfer them the funds.

I've bought 5 for my extended family and shipped it to them. Think outside the box Anon.

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>>384424409
>Works at Target
>don't want one
Buddy, you CAN'T AFFORD one.
"kek"

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>>384423437
its because youre retarded. i also live in nyc and got one today

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>>384423437
>>384423437
Thank me later, OP.
http://www.istocknow.com/live/#device.0=switch&nostock=on&brands=7%2C18%2C3%2C27%2C24%2C26%2C20%2C22%2C11%2C23%2C2%2C16&stores=retail&lowzoom=0&position=37.661913730236%2C%20-92.02563329302598&zoom=4

>>384425706
>no games interesting enough yet
>probably come out with a revision like in 3 months
Early adoption is a mistake.

>>384423437
Are you saying the Nintendo Store doesn't have them in stock?

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>>384426343

>>384426343
>Switch
>Switch XL
>Switch Mini
>New Switch XL
>New Switch Plus
>New Switch Plus XL
>New 3D Switch Plus XL

>>384426427
To be fair, nothing on any of the other platforms interests me either. Think it's time to find something better to do with my time.

>>384423437
Funny i went to the NY Nintendo Store 2 weeks ago and saw a couple of them in stock.

>can afford to live in nyc
>can't afford 400 usd to buy bing bing wahoo

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>>384426537
How about a career?

>>384426537
>find something better to do with my time
you know that's not gonna happen. it's finally time to surf /vr/ and buy flashcarts and an OSSC.

>>384425908
>low level shopper anon link
Those are misleading because they count preorders as active stock. Good way call store and ask for manager.

Pro way drive to store and ask for manager. If you have a sister or female friend they're a bonus to get faggots to actually check or not lie.

>>384426660
I'm too lazy for that, i'll probably just spend more time browsing/shitposting here than doing anything
>>384426754
don'tforgetyou'rehereforever.jpg

>>384424409
>Scalp that shit

>SCALP THAT SHIT

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED

SCALP. THAT. SHIT.

>>384426884
>ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED
Yes, how do I into doing that. Like how would i keep myself from getting scammed, i've never sold anything online.

>>384423437
>NYC
>Home of Nintendo World
>where they literally get new shipments of Switches everyday
How the hell can you not find one?

>>384423437

go at 5AM and wait on the line outside Nintendo world you scrub.

I managed to get one from ThinkGeek (holy fuck I'm never shopping there again unless I have to) but all they had was bundles with useless shit. So I just got the cheapest one which came with a Zelda watch and since Zelda fans are retarded I can sell it for profit on ebay.

Pre-order from the next shipment from Gamestop.

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>Europe
>nobody even buying these

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>plenty available where I live
>nintendo decided they didn't want to give us the splatoon 2 bundle though

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>>384426847
I apologize, my previous comment was very rude. Do it anyways though and take time off from gaymen so you can enjoy it again when you are less apathetic about it.

>>384427029
How can you get scammed when you're the person scamming? You really are retarded.

>>384426837
Not true.
That site is pretty good. I got my switch from gamestop after I saw a 5 minute update spike after lunch. Managed to pick one up and they had 3 left.

>>384423437
why would you want to play such a stupid game

>>384425908
What time do they update these things?
I would usually go hunting at around noon (because lunch hour) but no matter what this site said, none of the stores actually had any.

>>384423437

they restock every few days on amazon prime homo

>>384427451
Should work on my backlog. I have plenty I haven't even started.
>>384427549
>asks if i'm retarded
>say i am
>wow you are retarded
Thanks sherlock

>>384426598

op lives in the projects

>>384428062
No just stop playing games for awhile and work on career shit. You get the itch to play gaymes again as time goes on.

>>384429034
You're not my real dad, you can't tell me what to do

>>384427029
>ike how would i keep myself from getting scammed, i've never sold anything online.

Let me give you a comprehensive list so you dont get lost.

Step 1. BUY MULTIPLE SWITCHES
at this step you can set one aside for yourself or you can buy all them for to sell. Remember, you will be at least making your money back on these eventually so go wild

>Step 2.
Make a ebay post for a switch. Follow the instructions, Then start the bid at something a little lower than what you paid for it. (Say you payed 250 for it, start the bid at 230 to entice some buyers)

>step 3
Watch as the bid goes out of control as somebody HAS TO HAVE IT for their spoiled brat and its outsold in their area and you become a rich man

Literally so easy someone with downs could do it

>>384429434
Son, I fuck your mom on the side enough to be 3 of your dads.

A lot of stores have 'em in stock in Sweden.
Waiting for my Switch + Zelda to show up in the mail in about 6 hours

>>384423437
Nintendo World NYC usually has them in stock. Call em up and ask if you actually want to find one.

>>384429792
>Literally so easy someone with downs could do it
>tfw don't have downs
No scalping for me
>>384429942
If Blastoise were my dad, things would be different

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>>384423437
>I live in NYC
>Can't find switch
Congrats, the Nintendo store stacks up on em every day.

>>384430304
Think about him when you get your Switch for Pokemon.

>>384430304
Downs not necessary.

Seriously, just by setting the price low, you get people to at least watch your offer. Inevitably, once enough people are looking at and watching the product, someone will freak out and place a starting bid even though it is days from ending. The hook is in and you are practically guaranteed to at least make a small profit.

Now normally smart bidders wait until the last day to bid, because even placing low bids early on can drive up the final bids considerably, as people often begin to try and outbid existing bids once bidding fires up. But since someone was worried about all the views and watchers, they bid early on, and now others will try to slowly outbid them. The price keeps creeping up through the bidding period, and by the time it ends, you have decent odds of it having been driven up quite high.

If you really luck out, buyers might forget to set a reasonable maximum bid, and get swept up in the mindset of "I want this, so I have to outbid this other jackass." At this point, people might want the feeling of being the successful bidder just as much as they wanted the actual item. This is pure profit for you.

>>384423437
I ended up getting one from europe, cost maybe 10 bucks due to shipping but it's worth it to not pay fucking scalpers

>>384423437
If you're in NYC and have a prime membership this things were available for like a solid 3 days at the Amazon bookstore in Columbus Circle Mall.

>>384431470
Did Nintendo finally remove region locks? If not, you just goofed.

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>>384426424
>>384426539
>>384427089
>>384430336
Manhattanfag here, you guys are full of shit. I go to the Nintendo store every couple of weeks cause I work a few blocks away from it. I only managed to get a Switch through Amazon alerts.

I have literally never seen Switches in stock there and in fact when they do have them on a blue moon, they literally announce it on twitter.

https://twitter.com/NintendoNYC

Look and see how long its been since they announced it. Shit, they do the same thing with the NES mini.

Were you there on 9/11, OP?

>>384431743
Switch is not region locked

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>>384431831
Not OP, but
>moved to new york 6 months ago
>live in west village
>every time I leave my apartment, I see the new trade center
>every time I see it I think its going to happen again
>literally declined a job offer because the company was moving their office into the trade center

I don't know how this doesn't bother the fuck out of native new yorkers.

>>384431831
I was 11 and lived in New Jersey on 9/11.

>>384432150
Can't blame you for thinking that way, especially with politics as it is right now.

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>>384423437
It's just luck anon, I managed to get one with a Gamestop restock today and got Splatoon 2 preordered
What game demos should I play for the splatoon 2 wait?

>>384432150
As someone who lives in a country that has had literally hundreds of terrorist attacks in the last two decades.

Damn you are a faggot.

The chances are pretty much 0

Should have preordered one before launch

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>>384423437
>lives in NYC
>can't be bothered to walk/cab to Rockefeller to pick up his Switch from the sauce
What a pleb

>>384432835
what 3rd world do you live in, anon

>>384433473
What part of the Nintendo Store doesn't have Switches in stock unless its announced on twitter and that lasts for 5 minutes anyway don't you understand?

Those two switch boxes in the corner are literally empty.

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>>384423437
Your problem for not getting one on release you broke pleb.

Thing is cheap as fuck.
Ill be enjoying Splatoon 2 extra hard this week for dumbasses like you.

Just kidding ill enjoy it for myself

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>>384431779
Why the fuck are you still lying unless you go at 6:00 PM or after? I went there, saw neon was sold out, and got the regular. Asked the guy and he said they restock every day, neon's usually gone by lunch.

>>384425908
how's missouri, anon?

>>384433585
Talk to the guy at the register on the 1st floor. The switches are right in his area. That's where he took out mine.

Ya fucking doofus. Or 9-6er.

>>384426884
There's little to no money in scalping Switches when they sell for $380-400. You think there's $80-100 but there's not after you subtract tax, fees, shipping, etc