If you were transported to the main hall of the Spencer Mansion

5 bottles of wine
Probably not the worst thing as long as i can find something else before i break them all

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>>384389620
What the hell am I suppose to do with pizza?

>>384389620
I bought a t-shirt

>>384389620
A fucking pack of marlboro reds.

>>384389620
I'll be fine, last thing I bought was YO MOMMAS FAT ALL LMAO I CAN FEED EVERY FUCKING ZOMBIE AROUND UNTIL THEY EXPLODE WITH IT XD

>a wristwatch

welp. hopefully I end up becoming an awesome t-virus monster rather than a dumb zombie

>>384389620
I don't think 3 HDD make for very effective weapons at all.

>>384391564
If we make it to the lab, we could use them to copy Umbrella's data and sell it to the highest bidder.
If we make it out of the mansion alive, we'll be millionaires.

>>384389620
>FiiO E10K
Well I played enough of REmake to know the layout like the back of my hand so I can probably survive.

>>384389620
>bought a car repair
Do I get the car or will I have to fend off zombies with the invoice bill?

A couch.

I could hide under it I guess

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fug

>>384391289
Roy?

>>384391398
LA HAHAHA LE YOU ARE MOM JOKE LE SO FUNNY
UPREDDITED XP

>>384391686
Big ifs though

>>384392378
Peter?

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>>384389620
>>384391064
What the hell am I supposed to do with Chick-fil-A?

>implying I have money

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>Last thing I bought was a drawer cabinet

Bring it on, fuckers.

I bought a new suit, at least I should look spiffing.

>>384391845
I think you get to use the new car parts as weapons.

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>3 quesadillas and a Mountain Dew Spiked soda from Taco Bell

Well, at least I won't die hungry.

>dual microsd to cf adapter
RIP me.

>>384389620
>a frozen pizza
shit

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A copy of The Sly Collection.

>>384389620
>Twelve pack of mountain dew
>Three cans of Pringles
I may be able to bludgeon the to death. Maybe.

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>>384389620
i bought yakuza 0
does that mean this alpha madman will help me out?

>a pineapple pizza
would it work as bait?

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>>384389620
>mfw I just bought a shotgun from my brother

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>>384394471
>Pineapple pizza

I bought a jam sandwich.

Use sugar as pocket sand, realize zombies do not care, run around them because I am not tank controlled, find a safe room and literally be there until Jill saves the day. Zombies cannot open doors.

>>384394471
No it really would not, the zombies would laugh at your shit taste in pizza.

>>384395025
>having horrible tastes
Pineapple pizza is the best.

>>384395107
Who buys jam sarnies ? Are u high m8 ?

>>384395404
Cool, you can wait till the whole place explodes.

>>384389620
Well, the last thing I bought to defend me was a gun, so probably pretty well.

>>384391064
>>384392987
read the OP again

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>>384395404
>Zombies cannot open doors
Actually they do

>>384396129
>innamansion witha 1911: 7+1 rounds
guess I gotta make them count. can you teach me how to form a zombie conga line?

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>>384389620
A pack of color printer ink.

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>mfw the last thing I bought was a bundle of RE games

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>>384396646
don't underestimate your purchase, anon

>>384396574
Can you use the ink cartridge in a typewriter somehow for additional saves?

>>384396813
Soak the ribbon in ink ? Might work.

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>Cigarettes

I knew they were going to kill me one way or another.

The 2005 and 2017 King Kong movies on Blu-ray.
I'm fucked.

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>>384396243
I haven't bought any defensive weapons or items. Welp.

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I could probably use it as bait.

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>Just ordered pic related from eBay.
If someone else ordered a DS, we can play it and be fully aware of where everything is without having to hope someone's memorised the game.

>>384389620
>with only the last thing you bought to defend you

what did he mean by this??

no literally like the last thing you bought with the intent of buying it to defend yourself, or just the last thing you bought?

>>384389620
last thing i bought was a fuckin house, so i don't know how that's going to help

>>384389620
>Baseball bat and glove.

I'd probably do okay until Hunters and shit start showing up. I could use the bat to beat the fuck out of the humanoid zombies and shove the glove in the mouths of the dogs before I batter up one-handed.

It's not perfect, but I wouldn't be completely fucked.

>>384397274

yeah, this was me:
>>384396243
but now I have no fucking idea

>>384389620
Casio watch
>IT'S TIME TO STOP

>>384389620
>a hungry howie's pizza
>a big ol' bottle of peppi
Maybe the 2 liter could bash in some soft skulls, overall fucked though. I might be fine with regular zombies with some kind of makeshift weapon, but the second a mutant or dog shows up, I'd be well and truly fucked.

>>384389620
>a banana
Maybe I can make zombies slip on the peel.

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>>384389620
At least I won't die hungry.

Soy sauce. Since I'm not on tank controls the zombies will be easy to avoid. For hunters and spiders if I aim it right I can blind them.

>>384389620

a 24 pint can crate of cider