>"give your character a name" >put my real

>>384379649
>open disc case
>put disc in pc

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE

>Design your own character
>Make him look like me

LOCK ME UP

>Character asks for help for a quest
>Say no
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>384379649
>borrow game from a friend
>give it back a day after I told him I'd give it back

DAMAGED

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>"try to take a 4 hour break when you are playing this game"
>only take 3 hours and 58 minutes

HERE COMES THE PAIN

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>press any button to continue
>hit power button
CALL THE POLICE

>make sure to strap the wii mote tightly
>don't make it to tight

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

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>Get main quest marker
>Go literally everywhere else first
ALL WE NEED IS LIGHTNING
WITH POWER AND MIGHT
STRIKING DOWN THE PROPHETS OF FALSE

>"... And that's about it. Did you get all that?"
>no

THIS IS THE END

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>>384379649
>character's father asks for my name
>give him character's name instead
ONE, NOTHIN' WRONG WITH ME

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>make sure to play in a well lit room
>it's late at night and got all lights but the screen turned off
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>optional quest
>Do it anyway
D A M A G E D

>>384379730
Done this before when I was young and dumb and tried to mod GTA:SA by shoving the disc in to my PC and dragging the files straight on to the disc. Not sure what I was expecting to happen but needless to say I had to get a new copy after that.

>quest recommends lvl 35
>run it at lvl 34
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>384379649
>"give your character a name"
>put my real name
>"give your real name"
>put the name I normally use for characters
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>>384379649
>"give your character a name"
>put my real name
>the main character is quickly established to be a worthless loser with no friends
>turn off game because it gets to real

is Suicide Squad worth watching?

>>384381323
it was a pretty bad movie, but it may be worth it just to see for yourself.

>>384381323
Fuck no, its literal garbage. I watched it because of all the memes and I wish I could erase it. Literal unironic trash

>recommended graphics level:low
>pick ultra

ONE EIGHT HUNDRED SUICIDE

>>384381323
If you have to ask that you probably aren't too interested in the premise, so no, not really.

>>384381323
>Told everyone that i didn't like it
>never actually watched it

FATHER INTO YOUR HANDS I COMMEND MY SPIRIT

>>384381323
It was better than BvS, but that's not really a high bar to begin with

>game says something
>do something else
CAPS LOCK

>write your email
>use trash email account

COME ON BABY
LETS DO THE TWIST

>Battery controller:98%
>Start charging it

HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER?

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>94% health
>choose not to heal the remaining 6%

>>384381658
>CAPS LOCK
More like LYRICS FROM SYSTEM OF A DOWN

>be me
>a sir
>say i am oldfag
>am actually reddit

AAAAAAAAAAAA
HOOKED ON A FEELING

>/v/ - video games
>post off-topic shit

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>actively participate in video game thread and have controversial opinions
>never played the game

BRAP BRAP
THATS THE SOUND OF A FART
KINO KINO
THATS THE SOUND OF TRUE ART

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>get chance to kill villain
>don't kill him

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>384381931
wowowowwow easy there buddy

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>>384381593
>BvS is bad meme

you were just too retarded to understand what was going on, no problem with that btw but the movie is pretty good and more interesting that the average avengers movie

>>384382306
>Someone here tells me their favourite game
>call it shit
>Tells me why is shit
>Leave the thread

DEAD I'AM THE SKY
WATCHING ANGELS CRY

>game tell you to take a break every hour
>take a break after 2 hours

NOBODY CAN STOP ME

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>>384382306
>kino

>game suggests to play on normal for first playthrough
>pick hard instead
BOTTOM TEXT

>>384382704
>post kino in every thread just to bait newfag redditors like this

TWO

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>>384379649
>give your character the same name as a late game spoiler
>the game acknowledges it and plays slightly differently from then on

For all the shit Undertale gets (and I'll admit it is massively overhyped) there are parts of it that are pure game design kino.

>>384379649
Only Mexicans do that. I don't know how many jose.gonzales I've seen on steam.

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>make vidya thread
>actually a thinly veiled minus8 thread celebrating his latest work
BEEP BEEP

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>assign your stat points
>always max out inteligance to mirror myself irl

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>be told to protect the NPC
>let the NPC die and fail mission

>Play tutorial to learn how to use a mechanic
>Never use the mechanic

PULL THE PLUG

>>384382918
Merely pretending

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>>384379649
>don't turn off your console when you see it saving!
>see it saving
>turn it off

>>384381323
It's like BvS in that it's bad enough that it's worth watching just for the experience.

>>384383628
>get a clone of your pokemon and the item it is holding

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>>384381931

>see enemies next to a red barrel
>"shoot the barrels!"
>Shoot the enemies instead

JUST KILL ME ALREADY

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>game sais "Be careful"
>immediately act with disregard
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN

>>384384240
D E R A N G E D
E
R
A
N
G
E
D

>>384383006
except hard mode is STILL NOT FINISHED
what the fuck is toby fag doing with his time if not finishing his accidental instant billionaire gamemaker trash

>>384383449
>assigning stat points
>game doesn't let me keep all stats at minimum to mirrior myself irl

>post this meme
>don't type out the 3rd line

>>384381323
It's one of the few movies where liking the comics actually means you'll hate it more.

>game sais to avoid a certain obstacle
>walk right into it
THE END OF THE LINE

>>384385205
Probably rolling hundos into a tube and jerking himself off with them, using truffle oil for lube, aka I don't fucking know or care. Game devs should just stay out of the public eye in general. Let their games do the talking for them.

>>384382440
apart from batman gunning people down in his bat A-10, doomsday being a mutated zod and lex being some weird tweaker. that and 2/3 of the film being a nothing fest

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>"Ready...START!"
>start even though I wasn't ready
I GUESS IT'S JUST ANOTHER NIGHT ALONE

>>384385205
Enjoying his life now that he has more money that he can realistically spend unless he goes full retard.

>create your character
>mash the randomize button
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>>384384240
SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE

who's the artist

>Missing 5 hp
>Use 100hp recovery item
MOM IS GONNA FREAK

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>>384379649
>Changes my real name to my RPG name
>Put in my new real name is my character name
>Enlightenment achieved!

>Are you sure you want to quit without saving?
>Yes

LOCK ME UP

>>384387818
>auto save in progress
>still manually save

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>50 faggots make the same joke about swapping real and character names
>all probably think they're hilarious and witty

just goes to show how many of you faggots actually go through garbage threads like these.

honestly just kill yourselves.

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>>384388438
>enter ironic shitposting thread
>get unironically upset
AND NOW IT'S ALL WITHIN MY REACH

>hate a thread
>still post in it

DADA GONNNA GO CRAZY

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>Work safe board
>posts cropped NSFW
IRRATIONAL MANIAC

>>384389123
cropped nsfw is still sfw, where's the real deal

>start a thread about about video game discussion
>on /v/

PATH TO INSANITY

>>384387390
maybe if you ask politely, faggot

>humble bundle beat the average at $6
>pay $5.99

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

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>>384389883
M E N T A L
E
N
T
A
L

>>384383449
>really I always put maximum charm. because I'm so likeable /:3c

>game gives you advice on the loading screen
>always do the opposite of what it says
DAMAGED

>character tells me to meet him tonight at midnight
>show up at midnight on the next night
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>384389883
>0 posts

>>384381323
/v/ seems to hate it looking at the other replies. it is probably pretty good

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>GTA
>Drive safely, go the speed limit, and follow the traffic rules
I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE

>>384391150
if you think so little of this place you shouldn't keep coming here.. kind of just makes you look like an idiot.

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>>384391150
le /v/ is contrarian maymay

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>quest tells you to go north
>go south
>end up in the correct location
RAP GOD

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>buy a video game
>play it, enjoy it and discuss it on /v/
ALL COONS LOOK ALIKE TO ME, I'VE GOT ANOTHER BEAU YOU SEE

>Game suggest I take a break because ive played too long
>Dont
IM ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL

>game shows a tip, where controls are mentioned
>they are wrong because I rebinded them

I'M LIKE "BITCH, WHO IS YOUR MANS?", AYE
CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS, AYE
MY BITCH DON'T LOVE ME NO MORE, AYE
SHE KICK ME OUT I'M LIKE VRO

>>384383006
Name your character "ZELDA" in Link's Awakening and you got a dramatic remix of the original overworld music at the title screen and in the prologue gameplay.

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>press "enter" to start
>press "esc"
>game starts
RULES OF NATURE

>"YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH"
>wait for my team to finish what they are doing before continuing
YOU CANT SEE CALIFORNIA WITHOUT MARLON BRANDO'S EYES

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>meet underage person on /v/
>add them to discord and talk with them regularly instead of removing them

THESE WOUNDS DO NOT HEAL

>>384381323
fuck no, if you want to watch an actual suicide squad movie, watch assault on arkham

>>384379649
test

>menu says [press start]
>*press A*
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>384381323
only if you don't have anything better to do

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>one of the server rules is to have fun
>don't have fun
THROW AWAY THE KEY

>Always let the auto-reload kick in instead of reloading manually after every engagement

ANNA'S GHOST ALL AROUND

>>384392153
You raped him later right?

>You can discard this item now, its not needed
>Keep item in inventory
MY LIFE IS SUNSHINE, RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS

>super mario bros
>game tells me to jump
>dont and die to the first enemy

AND I WILL ALWAAAAYS, HURT EVERYONE I LOOOOVE

>>384392891
I protect them and really like them because they're transitioning into becoming a cute girl which although I don't approve of I certainly still encourage them

>>384393103
You need to go kill yourself, you queer

>>384380720
>>384380703
cant count

>>384393372
Yes I know
But this thread is for DAMAGED people hehe

>play videogames instead of going to trade school and taking care of my girlfriend emotionally and not showering enough
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>"Bring friends to Azeroth to continue your adventures!"
>don't
THERE IS A HELL BELIEVE ME IVE SEEN IT THERE IS A HEAVEN LETS KEEP IT A SECRET

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>credits of the game
>"thank you for playing"
>i wasn't actually playing it, i was actually watching a walkthrough of the game

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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>"we recommend using a controller"
>beat the game without it
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE

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>"GAME wouldn't have been a success without players like you"
>pirated it

>>384381323
It's the worst movie I've ever seen.

>>384394359
>use the mouse to move the camera
>i'm actually using a cheap ass controller

WELCOME TO THE DARKNESS

>103 replies and 29 images omitted. Click here to view.
>click [Reply] instead

ONE TWISTED MOTHERFUCKER

>Would you like to play the tutorial first?
>"No"
>Never played before

TAKYON!

>>384394359
Got me

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>Noticed i maed a typo
>don't corect it and post
IN THE EEEEND

>The game must be restarted in order for the options to take place.
>Play the game without restarting it

HERE IN MY CAR
I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL
I CAN LOCK ALL MY DOORS
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE
IN CARS

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>Adjust the brightness until the image on the right is barely visible
>Don't
I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK

>adjust brightness settings to fit your display
>leave them alone
ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND IM ABOUT TO.....

>>384395169
>>384395197
wavelength sync

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>>384395039
>textures glitch out and numerous crashes to desktop
>still have a good time
BANG BANG BANG WENT THE TROLLEY

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>>384381931
get this hot head out of here

>>384395197
kek

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>>384395343
Are japs outside of japan gaijins?

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>guard tells me to stop shouting,its making people nervous
>shout 5 seconds later
BATMAN CAN YOU FEEEEL ME NOW?

>>384395520
i dont know, thats just the name of the meme

>>384380220
>press any button to continue
>press my belly button

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>completely ignore certain aspects of the game's lore
>headcanon my own lore

/V/ - VIDEO GAMES
[START A NEW THREAD]
05/04/17 NEW TRIAL BOARD ADDED: /BANT/ - INTERNATIONAL/RANDOM
10/04/16 NEW BOARD FOR 4CHAN PASS USERS: /VIP/ - VERY IMPORTANT POSTS
06/20/16 NEW 4CHAN BANNER CONTEST WITH A CHANCE TO WIN A 4CHAN PASS! SEE THE CONTEST PAGE FOR DETAILS.
[HIDE] [SHOW ALL]

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>quest marker appears for the final boss to determine the fate of the world
>go to the opposite side, finding a cool subquest

WELL I'M NOT A SLAVE
TO A GOD
THAT DOESN'T EXIST

>>384395836
>get killed by boss
>"try again?"
>no

THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

>map my directional keys to be the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be
ALL THIS LIGHTNING SURE IS BRIGHTNING
BUT IT WILL NEVER BE FRIGHTENING

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Should I play a video game or rewatch K-on?

>training mode tells me to do thing
>do a better thing instead
SIGN OF THE DARK, IT'S THE WAR OF THE WORLD

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>ALT F4 instead of using the game's exit button

DESPACITO

>>384396237
rewatch a video game

>>384396237
Do 80 pushups and eat extra protein

>Role Playing Game
>dont roleplay

'CAUSE I WAS HIGH WHEN I WROTE THIS
SO SUCK
MY DICK

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>DLC comes out
>Wait until it's on sale

ASKING ONLY A WORKMAN'S WAGES I COME LOOKING FOR A JOB

>world war 2 game with classical
>mute classical and play eurobeat
GOT THE FIRE OF THE GRAND PRIX

>>384396402
No. Today was leg day

>game automatically decides allies and enemies
>kill allies anyway
IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL

>>384396237
>tells you to not watch anime
>literally re watching k-on! right now

>ww2 game
>play as german soldier
>use russian weapons

WELCOME TO THE DOPESHOW

>>384396703
Remember Anons, only faggots skip leg day.

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>Optional romance sidequests
>Avoid them entirely
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART

>This name cannot be changed later
>Name my character "Changed Later"
GET YOUR CREDIT CARD

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>pick strength class
>put all my points into intelligence
IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF TIME

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>enemy player beats me and locks me into an execution animation
>I leave the match before his animation finishes, denying him any points
IT'S YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE

>>384379649
>Give my profile my real name
>The characters real name is the same
Thanks MGS2.

>True Crime
>Shoot civilians for no reason

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES