What the fuck do these niggers want? 8/10 means it's OK,

All multiplayer games need 80+ hr campaigns to get high scores, reviewers will play online for a round or two and then stop.

>>384368203
They literally rehashed the first game.

Splatoon 1.5 is an utter flop.

>>384368349
This. W101 levels of bomb. Should be an eshop title

>>384368349
>They literally
>LITERALLY
>rehashed

No, they didn't do either of these things you cocksucking mongaloid.

Rehashes like this deserve a 0/100 even if they're rehashing an okay game desu.

>>384368612
Did you just samefag

>>384368827
>>384368827
>>384368827
Fuck off samefag.

>>384368349
>Splatoon 1.5 is an utter flop.

DICKS AND CROWS

>>384368930
Did you just quote me three times

>>384368203
This is why videogame rating are worthless (aside from the shit journos themselves). An 8 should be really good. That's a 4 of 5, very good. 5 is nigh perfect. 3 is fair to good, definitely play it if it's your preferred genre. Two is poor, better off avoided in most cases. 1 is abysmal, almost unplayable.

X-play nailed it. Too bad Adam Sess is a tweaked out sjw dumpster fire these days.

>>384368203
being multiplat. Literallly.

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>>384368503
Here's the final boss

>>384368996
Yes, you clearly made all of the posts I linked.

a 9 or a 10 implies that it deserves to be in the same boat as games like Ocarina of Time, and SM64.

It does not. It's a shitty game with shitty characters and a shitty premise. Even the music is shit.

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>8/10 means it's OK

>>384369091
Superman 64 definitely isn't a 9 or 10, Anon.

>>384369053
So has she gone rogue like implied or what is the story?

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Eh, it alright.

>>384368203
It's not call of duty 8/10. There you go, that's your average critic, then throw in the usual clickbaiters like slant that give everything 6/10

>most complaints are "it's just like the first" while giving CoD and similar same or higher scores for the past decade

8/10 not worth a switch.

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>>384368203
>85
That's what Dark Souls got. Usually for me I end up liking games that score in the mid-80s more than those that score higher.

• Binding of Isaac
• New Vegas
• Dragon Quest VIII
• Dark Souls
• Demon's Souls
• Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
• Monster Hunter Generations
• Mario Kart 7 over 8

The list goes on, I just tend to find games in this range to be the best.

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>>384368203
>First game
>Barely gets an 8/10, not enough content
>Sequel comes out
>reviews complain about too much content

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>>384368203
FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW.

Breathj of the Wild deserved the 7 out of 10 scores

this means that squids will be actually better than BOTW since revewiers are not clouded by nostalgia or threatened by insane zelda fans to give the game 10 out of 10's or they will murder your wife.

>>384368203
>8/10 means it's OK

Why do we rate things out of 10, if the first 5 don't count?

>>384369701
>Breathj of the Wild deserved the 7 out of 10 scores
FUCK YOU

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>>384368203
read the fucking catalog HOLY FUCK

>>384369091

This also implies that absolute shit like Horizon or Skyrim deserve to be in the same boat as OoT and M64.

>>384369848
Yep, hell I'd argue that the scores start at 7/10. Anything 6 and below doesn't exist or if it does deserves to be forgotten.

>>384369673
People's expectations change over time.

Yahtzee complained about Demon Souls being shitty because "hitting your head against a cement wall isn't fun."

He then gave Dark Souls 3 a very positive review because "I'm the type of person who loves hitting their head against a brick wall until it gives way"

>>384369885

/v/ is fucking pathetic.
>muh consolewars
>muh reviews
>muh sales

It's absolutely pathetic.

>>384368203
>What the fuck do these niggers want?

A game that looks different from the original. More mechanics, a new perspective, etc. Even Salmon Run doesn't feel like anything new because the game already had PvE content in the single player campaign.

Splatoon is getting COD reviews because it is about as new as your yearly COD game. You have to do wilder shit to get 90s.

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>It's another "/v/ gets mad at review scores on a nintendo game" episode.

>>384370061
please delete this

im literally fucking hyperventilating

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>>384368203
squirting liquids at girls is my fetish

>>384369053
MP game dude

>>384370043
Seriously why the fuck does everyone suddenly care about reviews? They have no merit in today's industry. I don't even own a Switch or plan on getting one but this shit is fucking pathetic.

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>>384369474
Slant's review was fucking awful. They gave the first game a 4.5/5, but give the second game a 3/5 because, just like the first game, it has a leveling system to unlock equipment. They even compared it to fucking Overwatch.
Who are the monkeys running this site? This is obviously a clickbait review.

>>384368349

Cod does this every year and they still get 9's across the board

>>384370089
Too specific.
It's just your regular Metacritic shitposting.
You know how that goes.
If it's <90 it's complete and irredeemable shit.
If it's =>90 it's payed reviews.

>>384370304
My mistake, after the BOTW special I thought we were doing a series.

>>384370212
still a lazy sequel

>>384369307
brainwash

>>384370225
>why the fuck does everyone suddenly care about reviews
Because they are perfect shitposting bait.
Always were.

>>384370296
ya but CoD is a big boy game and splatoon is a little kids game trapped on an underpowered tablet

1-6: it's irredeemable trash
7: only get it if you're a fan
8: it alright, it not subtle or nuanced. It tasteless and lukewarm but it alright
9: good
10: excellent must buy GotY

>>384370262
slant always tries this shit. they also have the lowest review for botw. straight up clickbait, dont even give them attention

>>384370225

Because sunk cost fallacy and a desire to not look like a fucking idiot on a goddamn anonymous message board. People are desperate to "fit in" with the 4chan crowd so they create narratives that other weak-minded posters follow because they don't want to be called out or thought of as the autistic faggots that they are, and god forbid you have an independent thought.

>>384370225
because of nintendorks flaunting botw reviews and sales like they actually meant something

>>384368349
Except it absolutely won't flop. Japs don't give a shit what the score is

>>384368203
Challenge mode
Fighting game featuring all characters
Better customization
Couch co-op

>>384370464
dunky was right, 10 point system is a fucking joke

>>384370464

Nah its:
>1-7 beyond shit, only the most pathetic faggots buy this, make sure you don't buy this or you'll be socially ostracized forever
>8 it's okay
>9 great
>10 paid reviews

>>384370304
Paid, it's paid you fucking imbecile

>>384370659
>dunky
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>384370382
Thanks man. Gonna pick up Splatoon 2 on day 1, can't wait to see the story for myself.

>>384370583
True. The pedos will buy any game that panders to their fetish

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>>384370783
FULLY
MODELED
SQUID
CUNNY

>>384369631

Dark Souls got 89 on console and 85 on the PC because it was a really shitty port that requires multiple fan made fixes to make it playable.

>>384370702
>grammar nazi on /v/
Well at least someone is having fun.

>>384368203
> Actually putting out reviews before you can test the app and the online with the general public

People shit on IGN but at least they kept their word about doing reviews in progress for online games. These reviewers are clowns

>>384368203
It is all just shit posting. I don't know how people can spend hours of the day false flagging, but they find a way.

Flop of the year.

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>>384368203
Console war threads should be auto banned. Don't you fuckers get tired of defending companies that don't give two shits about you?

>>384368996
>are u calling me a faggot.jpg

>>384369848
for marketing, reviewevers dont want to lose ad money and pre release copies so the scale starts at 5 going to 10, basically meaning it's a 5 stars system. doesnt make any publisher look too bad.
6/10 is 1/5, bad
7/10 is 2/5, mediocre
8/10 is 3/5, good/OK
9/10 is 4/10, very good
10/10 is 5/5, GOTYAY, we didnt get paid swer on me mum

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>>384368203
>mfw the damage control squad is already in full force

>>384371820
im all in for shitting on any company, especially shitting on nintendo on nintendo/gaf/

>>384368349
This

They just changed the blue and orange paint to green and purple (thanks doc) and sold it as new

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>>384371820
almost as bad as people that support streamers sometimes I wish I was a mod so I can ban these threads

>>384368342
yeah I'm fairly certain that a lot of reviewers suck at video games and splatoon 2 is not super fun unless you're good

>>384372006
what about valve

>>384372124
>shitting on based Gaben
Kys cuck, Gaben is literally /ourguy/

>>384370943
my penis

>>384368349
>flop
Can't wait for the sale numbers

>>384372124
they dont even make games, yes they are one of the shittiest companies, but cant start shitting on games they arent making

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>>384372124
only reason I have to hate on them is not region locking Dota 2 maybe if they still made games I would have more reasons.

>>384370036
So what you're saying is that people don't like things until they're popularized? Wow! So that means Splatoon 2 is the first game not released on a dead console, meaning we need at least 1 more sequel before we can break a fucking 85.

>>384370538
sonybros did the same thing with TLoU and HZD though.

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Nintendo fans.

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>>384368349
Did you eat your bag of dick and crows yet?