>cringy streamers pull models now what kind of fucking bizzaro

>fit, good looking anybodies pull models since forever

Fixed that for you, also this isn't video games.

>>384361569

A place where Western women only care about money?

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>>384361615
>good looking

literally who

>>384361569
His face isn't great, but assuming he's natty, that's good work and he deserves his silicon princess.

which one is the model?

>>384361701
good looking
i bet you're fat

>>384361701
I mean he's definitely above average

>>384361701
Well that's no mister universe but he's a regular Chad Thundercock

>>384361569
She's not even attractive. Girls couldn't care less what you look like, they care how much money you have. Retards like let's players make bank.

>>384361701
he's average with a good bod


Everyone's also missing the fact they make huge amounts of money. You can too - you just need to lose every ounce if self respect and act like a clown so idiots will throw money at you.

>>384361701
Seems pretty good-looking to me, Anon

>>384361569
>Calling him cringy

Did you ever think maybe it's you, not them?

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>itt

>>384361893
but anon I do that already and I'm poor as fuck

>>384361701
yes, yes he is

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>>384361754
>silicon

all real lad

>>384361779
>>384361701

Don't project so hard man. The guy's clearly better looking than the average /v/ user or you wouldn't have been triggered so easily.

OP is jelly af, maybe hit the gym you fat fuck

>>384361569
>fit
>confident
>successful

Gee why would women be interested in that?

>>384361898
Name one streamer that is not pure and utter cringe

>>384361953
Mate those tits clearly ain't all natural.

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>>384361859

They care more about money than good looks. Looks just make them not dismiss you when you start talking to them.

>>384361569
Status is a big draw for wimmens, even e-celebs are celebs

>>384361701
Do you unironically believe this guy wouldn't be perceived as cute / handsome?

>>384361859

Uh...I have some news for you anon...

>>384361701

Yeah, that's good looking enough. Girls like good looks up to a point, and then other assets become more important. They'd rather someone who's of average attractiveness but who's also rich or has a big dick over someone with a 10/10 face but is poor and has a micropenis.

>>384361927
I love this picture but can't help but suspect it was staged. If that was real there's no way the guy wouldn't have noticed his own fat shadow in the photo.

>>384361569
Not video games.

>>384362056
Fitzthislewits.

>>384361701
He's fine. The girl is definitely in his league. Men date up all the time with a good personality and money.

ITT: OP gets completely and utterly BTFO

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>>384362202
Some people don't notice their balls hanging out of their swimwear.

>>384362104
i hate dogs

>>384362202
Some autists are really totally not self aware

>/v/ now defends ecelebs and male twitchwhores
>female twitchwhores are however scum of the earth

>>384361947
Do you act like a normie and open FIFA card packs or have a tiny window in a fraction of the corner open with a game's main menu while your drunk gf dances with loose clothing on?

Otherwise you're doing it wrong and you're streaming because you enjoy it

Who cares about women, they're all whores.

>>384361569
Don't skip leg day

Why do white people love working out for looks? Overcompensating for small white penis maybe?

>expected more nudes pictures or cute/hot girls in swimsuits
>get a thinly veiled homo thread

What a shitty thread.

>>384361701

he gives off that chad aura, not quite slayer mode but still above the cutoff

I am here just for the girl

>>384362379
That's okay OP, /v/ won't always agree with you, you just have to accept it

>>384361569
They're both 7/10

>>384362446
I bet you've totally dated a bunch of hot girls.

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>>384361859
>Girls couldn't care less what you look like

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>its another look guys this guy is better than you thread

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This fat fuck has a cute gf and you don't.
What's your excuse? You don't even need to be fit.

>>384362104
>>384362178

Women care immensely about looks. They are more petty and specific in what they look for than men are.

But they will sleep with guys to get access to their resources. But don't think they'd let a rich beta pump and dump them like a random Chad.

Also guy in OP's pic seems like a normal dude that pulls chicks. Women don't care what you do, just that you're better than others.

>>384361569
>rich streamer with lots of money pulls in some superficial barbie bimbo slut

woah.. this can't be...

>>384362602
He's a big cute bear. Some girls like that too.

>>384362342
I hate you

>>384362602
I'm not good with commitment

>>384362515
This to me is just sort of an evolutionary reason for cheating, rather than every husband in the world being a beta cuck. Since the 20th century, most men no matter how genetically superior still tended towards a general monogamist lifestyle thanks to social norms.

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>>384362515
>Taking everything you read on the internet as undeniable fact

I bet you're one of them /pol/tard that uses reported rape statistics as evidence

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>>384362579
everyone is better than you anon

Haha what video game is this?

>>384361927
>shadow of the colossus

it's been 3 years and that shit still gets me

>>384362674
just kidding, I love dogs!

>>384362602
They are definitely dating but this kiss is staged as fuck.
>"hey wanna have an awkward kiss on camera?"
>"hahaha okay :)"
the way they awkwardly move away from each other afterwards gives it away.

>money attracts whores
woooow

I have horrible teeth, a bad complexion, and a scar next to my left eye and I still managed to get an above average looking GF. It isn't about 'hard numbers', sometimes you just find someone who isn't shallow or actually enjoys your company.

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>>384362684
Well sure, I don't think every male is a beta either. Fun fact: women are not wired for monogamy to begin with

Anon has a shitty body, a shitty personality and no succes: the thread

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>>384361927

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>>384362342
What's that? Post more doggos?

>>384362814
Yeah, humans in general aren't wired for monogamy. Is that really a shocker?

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What does "good looking" really mean? Looking like everyone else?

Hell, nobody can look "original" today?

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>>384361569
Faze still plays video games?

>>384361569
Money, abs and pecs are all you need to get "models".

>>384362845
Is that who I think it is?

>>384362845
>no obvious camera hand

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>>384362845

>>384362653
>superficial barbie bimbo slut
Sour grapes. They're all superficial.

>>384361701
average face with clear skin, nice haircut, groomed eyebrows and a great body

someone is jealous

>>384362330
Oh fuck don't remind me anon

>>384362815
>anon is still poor to get plastic surgery thread
>anon is still too much of a pussy to roid thread
There sincerely is no excuse to looking like a beta male nowadays

>>384361569
>your average good looking girl
>model

No wonder your self esteem is so low when you don't realise anyone with a fit body can be a model

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>>384362875

Good facial symmetry, no obvious deformities such as missing teeth or acne scarring, various dimensions such as eye distance, eye size, mouth shape and size, etc. within good proportions.

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>>384363039
Tell us about it.

>>384361569
>sticc models

gee im so fucking jealous right now

>>384363110
I wanna fuck that artists rendition of a perfectly symmetrical face. Truly the epitome of beauty.

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>Skipping legs day
This shit bothers me to no end. Like I don't know why, I kinda feel upset seeing somewhat fit people with hungry skeleton legs.

>>384363010
t. gay propaganda man

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>>384361654
>Only Western Women care About Your Money
>Not realizing that ALL Women only care about your money.
I think we have a Yellow Knight over here.

>>384363084
>being THIS insecure
You could look like the bogdanoffs and you'd still be a insecure faggot. Only literal autists use the term beta or alpha unironically.

>>384363193
Women don't care so neither should you

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>>384363156
>sticc

>>384363235
She looks likes she's real fun to fuck.

>>384363129
Not much to say.
Most shameful day of my life.
Friends we're going "hang in there" and "dude you're nuts" for a whole fucking month.

He's in shape and probably makes good money. This isn't rocket science.

>>384362202
>I love this picture but can't help but suspect it was staged

wow ya think?

>>384363084
>roid
No thanks, bro

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>>384362342
Here's my dogs just for you anon

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>>384363232
>he thinks women offer anything other than their vagina

oh lel

>literally who streamer gets model
>Jeremy Harrington gets Kim
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>384362785
this, they look very uncomfortable
bad lip reading
>do you want to?
>yup
>mutual regret

>>384362446
Because literally nobody but autismo overlords work out for retarded reasons such as health and strength when bodybuilding has and will always be about looks and looks alone
As a matter of fact, you can look like some shitty almost dyel or fatty and still lift heavy, apparent muscle size has fuckall to do with strength

>>384363354
That's fine and all, but I do hope you aren't one of those that has a """""""""""natty""""""""""""" idol/fitness goal

>>384363235
I don't usually like MILFs but this is a good one

>>384363372
Just like I said

>>384363290
god damn nevermind, camera angles can be so fucking deceiving.

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>>384362845

>>384363485
>>384361953

>>384362602
Probably has money

>>384363583
If he had money surely he would dress a little better.

>>384363463
This is really funny.

There are some guys into power lifting that have absolutely average bodies but can pull massive weights.

And fucking massive bodybuilders can't pull the same weight.

Bodybuilding IS about looks just as you say, if it were about strength they would train differently.

>>384363626
Probably some STEM sperg

>>384363463
>I do hope you aren't one of those that has a """""""""""natty""""""""""""" idol/fitness goal
As in, natty with good looking muscles don't exist or what?
Honestly I'd rather stay skinny even after years of lifting than take my chances with some dangerous drug
Are you the same guy shilling for roids in the bara threads?

>>384363372
>people with little to no experience with women whose opinion is formed mostly from the internet don't like them very much

Gee what a shocker.

>>384363031
>great body

Kek. A great body is someone like Arnold. This guy's body is passable.

>Gains hundreds of thousands for acting like a retard
Where do I sign up?

>>384363372
Women are only good for 3 things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

>>384363801
Sorry dude, we'll have to keep doing it for free.

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>>384363372

>>384363862
nowadays they can't cook or clean and have smelly vaginas like filthy whores, you're better off paying for prostitutes because at least they leave with no strings attached.

I dated a model once, she was pretty obnoxious, but fucking hot. Good sex too.

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>its a /v/ doesnt want the sour grapes thread
Stop pretending that you aren't envious, you clearly are.

>>384363235
You just know she takes it in the butt

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>>384363110
>mfw the only character in video game who care about symmetry is Steinman, an actual madman
>Woman = Steinman?

>>384364064
pretty much every woman nowadays does

>>384363754
>experience with women

lol, what about experience with humans?

>>384362202
It's horrifying to me that probably the majority of /v/ doesn't realize that things this obvious are staged. Or think that it being staged makes it not funny any more or something.

No wonder fake news took off.

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>>384363737
As in a fake natty. A guy with a great bod that has a big following of retards so deluded they think he is natty when it's obvious he isn't. Like Jeff Seids.
Of course they will lie about it, how else are they going to cash on dem sweet supplement marketing contracts
>natty with good looking muscles don't exist or what
They exist but the difference between a natty and a roider is more often than not obvious
And chances are if you make money through your body you pretty much are on juice.
I never said you couldn't look good without juice. Certainly nowhere near as good as juice tier though.

>Are you the same guy shilling for roids in the bara threads?
Maybe? I recall there being another guy doing it too. It's not as if you didn't enter this thread for the sole reason the guy on op was fit or anything. And it's also not my fault natties are so damn naive to the point of thinking Little Mac and Ike on this pic are achievable natty for example

>>384364058
Not anymore.

>>384364091
But Steinman was actually into asymmetry.

>>384363779
Oh please, anon.
I like roided bodybuilders too but that guy's body obviously looks great to anyone that's not a /fit/ autist

>>384361701
That's a chad anon, so yes.

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>>384364469
>"Today I had lunch with the Goddess. "Steinman," she said... "I'm here to free you from the tyranny of the commonplace. I'm here to show you a new kind of beauty." I asked her, "What do you mean, goddess?" "Symmetry, dear Steinman. It's time we did something about symmetry..."

are you sure anon?

>>384363000
>what is a go pro

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>>384364383
Riods unironically dont shrink your penis

>>384364435
yea sure pal me too

>>384364709
>Riods unironically dont shrink your penis
Yeah, they shrink your balls.

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>>384362845
/ourguy/

>>384364709
>Riods unironically dont shrink your penis
Well, yes, they don't. I don't really get where that come from.
Roids may temporarily shrink your nuts and that's about it, they go back to normal once you are off.

hey guys
when was the last time you had sex?

>>384364576
But I'm not a fit autist either.

>Get a bit jealous of girl in OP
>Fap
>Now don't give a fuck anymore
Thank god for giving us masturbation.

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>>384363235
m-mommy??

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>>384363000
>being so beta that you actually hold your phone

>>384361701
Yes?

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>>384364331

>>384363932
truth

>>384364934
what a fucking gay newfag wojack edit

>>384363000
>implaying chad needs a hand to hold his camera

>>384364971
germans aren't white

>>384363316
>she

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to be honest i want to be the girlfriend now, thank you anime.

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>>384364971
>germans
>white

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>>384363235
Her face is fucking hideous.

Is this what 4chan is really attracted to?

>>384361701
good enough to get laid while you use your hand

>>384365163
they'd fuck anything with a heartbeat.

>>384362202
Its blatantly obvious that is fake. Look at the filename of the photo he posted. Is a 4chan filename meaning he saved it from some other thread and came up with that story.

>>384363967
women are stupid and I dont respect them

>>384362845
ltg lmao

>>384361701
He's pretty cute

>>384364971
>This hurts /pol/

Somebody post it on /pol/.

>>384364878
2 years ago, paid 50 dollars for it, was kinda worth it but not that much

>>384365163
protip
the appeal of that picture isn't the face

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>>384365091
>>384365152

>>384362752
Kek.

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>>384365338

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>>384362950
yes

>>384365254
>>384364354
Sure, the picture may be fake but that does't mean that many people here think that way.

>>384361569
Money.

>>384365557
Money AND free and easy publicity.

>>384361569
No one else is going to comment on his baby face? It's difficult to see it in OP's picture because of the sunglasses, but add >>384361701
and... it just doesn't add up.

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>>384361569
>Girl has no ass and passable breasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=383RKxYe2JY

>pull hot model
>get married
>she sticks around your semen encrusted mancave for a while
>waits until you've saved up some money for some big event
>suddenly launches divorce
>takes half of your everything
>shocked that a woman that does nothing but whore out her body for money would use her vagina to trick you into losing your streaming money

It happens all the fucking time. These models aren't attracted to the people, they're attracted to the fat settlement at the end of 3 years of unhappy marriage. Honestly these guys are fucking retards, should just keep streaming and not instantly fall for the first woman who falls through their door and offers marriage.

>>384365275
>webm of anarchists being scum
>hurts /pol/
?

>>384363932
THIs so much lmaaooo

and before you would seek women to bear your children, now that marriage is so shit men aren't even looking at doing that anymore

brave new world

funniest thing is, when women realize they fucked up, they'll be washed up vaginas with 30 old that nobody wants to even fuck, and then they'll turn to feminism and start a new cycle.

>>384365784
They look fake.

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>>384362602
yea fat blabla but you know what's really weird?the way he moves his head to the sides after the kiss,like he's about to spit.

ITT: Envy.

>>384365867
Most men aren't enlightened about this or think it won't happen to them. Even when it does, a prenup doesn't always save you.

>>384366095
I find kissing gross. I don't know what the fucks wrong with me.

>>384366095
>pic
What's happening to her? I mean lemons aren't that strong

>>384362602
some girls are into bigger guys though aka bears i wouldn't call this guy ugly

>>384366295
>some girls are into bigger guys though
Is that true? I thought only gays liked that

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>>384366178
>yfw married, but you are poor as fuck so her parents help you out, and she's also pretty

Uh oh! You seemed to have made a mistake! This board is dedicated to the discussion of videogames! It's okay, we all err at times, please take your topic of ecelebs to the relevant subreddit from now on!

>>384366413
Why do you think she's with you?

>>384366413
Are you a sex god?

>>384366521
I bring her home the best bulls.

ugly

>>384366363
yea definitely. I dont mean like massively obese but say like a taller dude with a little gut and you hear it sometimes "oh man what a bear" or "I really like my bears" not limited to just gay guys lol

>>384362379
>this isn't my r9k incel safe space anymore!

>>384361569
>money attracts women
Truly bizzaro world

>>384366521
dunno. she says i'm pretty and smart. her parents obviosuly were against marriage, but she told them to fuck off.
>>384366570
definitely not.

>>384366363
they feel protected.

>>384366902
>her parents obviosuly were against marriage
are you fucking homeless?or maybe a gypsie?

Why don't you guys just work out?

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>>384367280
ugh that's so hard, i'd rather look at my videogame backlog, sigh fatly, maybe play some game i've beaten a hundred times before, and then shitpost on /v/ all night

>>384367069
That's not in the realm of the impossible though. Why do you want an asexual gf?

>>384366902
Looks like it might be true love then. You live a happy life now ok?

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>>384367280
because you can't build height in the gym

>>384367280
I dont know how

>>384362845
ONLY QUADS CAN DEFEAT HIM!

>people seriously want western women in this day and age

Why? Your energy, time, money, and mental status will go out the shitter once she leaves and divorces you for a chad/someone with money. See >>384363932

Just pay for a prostitute or use masturbation, sex with no strings attached

>>384367280
I sorta do but at home
I was considering going to the gym soon my mom is pushing for that too, idk why but I'm afraid I might be too much of a sperg to feel comfortable around people in a place like that

>>384367280
It's too hard for me because I'm afraid of people. Plus when I'm home I'm tired from work.

>>384367393
>b..but muh height
I know 2 dudes who are 5'5,they looks like kids.

both married and happy

>>384367393
You do realize most famous bodybuilders as in the guys that actually win Mr Olympia and shit are actual manlets?

>>384365867

Here's the secret, don't ever get fucking married.

Marriage is a stupidly outdated practice that serves zero purpose outside governmental benefits that aren't worth the hassle if shit doesn't work out.

>>384364971
Oh hey I'm in a webm.

>>384367567
>people seriously want western women in this day and age

I don't. And I don't think everyone here lives in the west.

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Yanet Garcia is literally a 9.5/10, objectively

Good for him but any bitch that sells herbal tea on Instagram is a textbook "sponsor"

>>384367624
>you do realize that most people who cant seek any actual recognition and achievements in life resort to manlet-exclusive niche activities

Yes I do.

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>>384361701
>he's not a model therefore he's ugly

I want you and everyone with this retarded mentality to unironically kill themselves. I don't even care if you're shitposting.

>>384367763
Kek. This .gif always cracks me up.

>>384367852
He really isn't that good looking. He's just passable. There are plenty of people who aren't models that are good looking.

>>384366902
what a fucking roastie whore, you should join MGTOW

>>384365784

>Yanet García
>No ass

She's that famous weather girl m8

>>384367567
Maybe because some actually hope they will find a woman that isn't a cheating cunt like 4chan describes them. Clearly some women (or girls) like that exist

>>384367763
She could be bumped up to round perfect 10 if she fixed her fucked up chola tier eyebrows.

Insanely attractive

Why are these threads allowed?

All the ones that are just you sad fucking virgins trying to out-cringe eachother with anime tier life lessons and talking about the gym and being fit.

>poster says some greentext story about being fat and in his mid-20s with no life goals
>another poster replies saying something like "Dont worry, yo! Believe in yourself and the power of your golden heart can burn through the darkness, desu! Be based as FUARK like Uncle Dante and get NATTY!"
>Original poster replies with a s-stutter in their text to s-seem genuine and emotional

Christ.

>>384367979

Kys. You're no different from a bitch who acts like a badass behind the wheel but is a totally pussy when he's two feet from another human being.

>>384367458
how about a 5

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>>384362725
>tfw you are the guy in the pic

>>384368070
>faggot number 4 joins the conversation to add another layer of irony to everything
>ends up with a sighing remark intended to elevate him above the others

Nobody forced you into this thread you shitlord

>>384368057
Why take that risk when you could potentially lose everything you worked for in your life at the snap of a finger?

>>384368184

>using shitlord unironically because I insulted your cringe hugbox vocabulary

Holy fuck lmao

>>384368108
I'll assume you're so offended because you're not that far off from this guy in the looks department.

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>>384368214
>enemy throws acid at you

>>384368214
Why risk eating a steak when you could choke on a piece and die? Just liquidize all your food.

>>384368310
Did you reply to the wrong post or something?

>>384368308
op looks fine though. a regular chad thundercock such as myself

>>384368308

I'll forever assume you're a pussy.

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>>384368065
>He doesn't want a barely intelligible /fitasfuck/ Mexican waifu with perfect dimensions and chola brows

>>384368298
>lmao
>reddit spacing

>>384368378
Are you talking about the bone? Because you could easily avoid choking on that. As for the meat, learn how to fucking chew!

>>384361654
>only care about money

why should they care about anything else if money is what raises there levelk of security and reproduction the the most?

>>384368214
>risk
Maybe if I had any interest in a certain kind of woman then I'd feel there is a risk. But I don't have any interest in women like the one in OP
Besides not even sure I want to get married even if I ever find the love of my life

>>384368298
>>384368070
read the fucking thread and don't be surprised if you enter an environment you don't like and so annoyed

>>384368470

>based as fuark desu, yasss CUHRAYZEE yo!!

>>384363932
Speed force is the dumbest thing, Jesus.

>>384368442
You tell em 5, clearly best number

>>384368404
>Why take that risk when you could potentially lose everything you worked for in your life at the snap of a finger?
>'Burn in hell': Acid victim's message to ex-girlfriend who melted his face with corrosive liquid in his sleep

>>384364878
Never.

ITT: forever alones trying to convince others to be forever alones

>>384368214

Anyone with a high IQ knows that women today aren't worth it. The ones who are worth it are few and far between. As a man, work hard, and take care of yourself, and do it only for yourself. Don't throw it all away on some whore.

>>384368629
who are you quoting exactly you meme loving fuck

>>384368560

Sorry based anon, I think you're a hellza sweet nigra with a shining heart of light that could keep the darkness at bay!!!
>be me
>start lifting every day
>get qt3.14 gf
>play based fuarken vidya
w-we're gonna make it brahs!!!!

>>384368518
>>384363258
not ALL women but most.
my mother was an 8/10 and she married a poor sperg.

>>384368728
UNTIL SHE DIVORCES YOU AND TAKES ALL YOUR THINGS! IT WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO SOME OTHER GUY! LISTEN TO ME I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. #MGTOW

>>384367610
>married
>happy

you think hahaha

>>384361701
> all the people unironically saying he is good looking
He is absolutely ugly and im a girl so i would know

>>384368830

Check out this Anon who is probably a whore. Spazzing out like a total whore.

My gf literally left me because my car broke down for 2 weeks and she didnt have anyone to drive her around.

>>384368929

You got used.

>>384368913
t. dicklet

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>>384368859
Yes.

>>384368770
>not ALL women but most.

All women. if they do not sperg for money they sperg for ressource availability and the capacity to aquire it through means they prefer


was this poor sperg reliable?

they look pretty compatible, even if he didnt have money. you are really overrating generic bimbos

>>384362814
>Secret Lunch Date
THAT'S FRIENDZONING YOU RETARDS

>>384364971
>white people
>you can tell they're pakis by their skin colour
what did you mean by this

>have actually forgot this was on /v/ since it's been up so long

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>>384368869
youre a hundred years too early to be shitposting like that.

anyway can we get back to the topic of good streamers

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>>384368859
kek

>>384369063

t. whore

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>>384367280
Getting swole won't fix the average 4channers autism. Most people here think relationships are a straight line that involves them getting cucked or poor from alimony in the end. While others get triggered over the littlest imperfection like she isn't a virgin or had a bf that was of the colored kind. This whole mentality is a bottleneck wrapped around a kneecap

>>384365262
That's right, I just have sex with them.

>>384364971

Those aren't white people. Post this on /pol/ so they can embarrass you even more.

>>384368993
like everyone

>>384362202
you gotta believe anon

>>384361569
>Attractive women have been going out with men far below the in looks since forever
>He's not even bad looking

You jelly?

>>384362602

he is the "bear" type

some girls are unironically into that, I know because I attracted a girl back then when I was that fat

it's bullshit really, if you are overweight they don't even look at you, if you are fat you appeal to SOME degree, it's either all or nothing with women, fucking hell

>>384369308

YOOO, this desu!!!! Believe in your radiant heart and PIERCE THE HEAVENS with all your might!!!

Fuark YASSSS!!!

>>384369165

I can't even see the game what the hell

I may die alone and a virgin but at least I can die happy knowing no roastie will have ever used me for my money.

ITT: short hispanic dudes lament over their lust for weathergirls

>>384362845
SALAD DODGIN'

>>384369208
>littlest imperfection like she isn't a virgin or had a bf that was of the colored kind.
>littlest
bait

>>384362602

Looks like a paki to me.

The whore on the left is a coalburner, and will pay the price for it.

>>384364878
4 years ago. It sucked.

>>384361569
Girls like outgoing, positive, good looking guys. What a shock.

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>>384361953
You don't know about the wonders of butt injections do you anon? It's easy to spot because the broads that do it always overdo it. Here's another "HARD WORK SQUATS GABE ME THIS LOL" bimbo. Maybe if you actually worked out, you wouldn't be so blind to this.

>>384363968
Same. Borderline personality disorder for days, plus rampant alcoholism, but holy fuck did I enjoy the times when everything wasn't on fire.

>>384369471

Yo anon lets kinda cool it on the word choices there, my girlfriend and her best friend Mohammad are Muslim, and her other friend is a "nigra" desu and they're both cool dudes so... watch it??

>>384364878
I mean, I live with my wife, so recently? Days kinda blur together. We have a healthy sex life.

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>>384364383
>everyone who's better looking than me is on roids
You want to know how I know you haven't been lifting for any substantial amount of time?

>>384369713

Eat shit.

>>384369736

can I sex ur wife too anon

>>384369736

The thought of you two fat retards slapping your bellies together makes me sick

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>>384369471
>>384369456

>>384369768
are you big and black?

>>384361701
he ain't no fashion model but he looks above average

>>384369789
Oh.

Well that's not a very nice assumption. Have you tried not being so bitter?

>>384369816

im white with a 5 inch wang

>>384369456
>implying every single black man who ever banged a white woman was a thug or whatever
anon telling me every black person is a nigger in 3, 2, 1...

>>384361569
>That face
No wonder he pulled this "model."

>>384369958

Just calling them how I see them. go ahead and tell us how hot and "qt" your "wife" is.

Has her friend Daquan come by to hangout lately?

This is what a girl means when she says "Girls totally like nerds, i have a nerdy boyfriend and he is the best!"

>>384361701
>>384361569
How deluded do you have to be to think a guy with a face like this and a body like that to be ugly? His body is well above average and his face is also easily above average. You add money on top of that and he could pull 9/10s any day of the week.

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>women

not even once.

>>384370116
>I literally can't stop thinking about white women fucking black guys

>>384363932
Now I feel bad because I just realised my gf doesn't know the first thing about the speedforce

>>384369580
Yanet is natty as fuck though

Boobs are better than butts

If you don't think the same, it's because you haven't got titfucked.

>>384370150

Alright dude, your fat wife is "qt" and "thicc" I get it. You can stop begging for attention, since I know you desperately want some horny faggot to be like
>B-based AnoN! Im so jealous you have a hot wife yo!
So you can reply with
>just believe in yourself anon, you can do it too!!

>>384370179
Why did women look so much better (in the sense they were less slutty etc) in the pre-50's? Where did society go wrong?

>>384370371
I'm not the married anon you mouthbreathing byproduct of grass eating bovoids, that guy replied to you before I did

>>384370623

Jews

Yes, I'm serious.

>>384362725
too real tbqh

>>384370623
>where

Expansion of internet and instant self-gratification for women thanks to social media.

They wouldn't be acting like sluts nowadays if we didn't glorify and applaud it.

>>384370686
stormfags gtfo

>>384370623
>mouthbreathing byproduct of grass eating bovoids
Holy FUARK that insult is EPIC yo. Do u watch Rick and Mordy too?? xD

>>384366363
Yes, but they usually don't care about them until they put on the mask

>>384370808

Shut up, retard.

>>384364878
sunday

>>384370809
MORTY where is my PiPE?

>>384370808
Was letting the normies get a hold of the internet a mistake? I mean the fact the average woman has so much choice nowadays in terms of partners must have contributed to the things we see today

>>384370686
Can you elaborate?

>>384370809
stay mad

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>>384362845
Chad, the QTs

>>384361569
Money attracts women, shit attracts flies, the sky is blue, water is wet and fire is hot.

>>384362039
>no neckbeard
>no acne
>no fedora
yeaaaaah, good looking

>>384371091
>that chest:arms proportions
Did he skip lats day?

>>384361701
someone screencap all these comments saying he's handsome, it could make a good meme of /v/ being nice to people

>>384371049

The tl;dr version is that they literally control everything, what you eat, what you watch, how you live, everything you can think of. Disney? CEO is a Jew. CNN? 95% of the people who work there are Jews. FDA? Jew run.

>>384371092
>fire is hot.

confirmed, wish somebody could have told me this earlier

>>384364845
>>384363494
That's Rich Piana

Who the fuck is this guy? I legit don't watch video game streams so...

Also why does everyone in this thread act like these people make a shit load of money. Literally the average video game streamer prmovably doesn't make jack shit.

>>384361856
>he's a regular Chad Thundercock
Maybe by american low standards.

He would be a 4/10 in Brazil.

>>384367280
Pointless. For health benefits there are far better options than lifting weights.

For the rest : it's a temporary solution to a deeper problem.

>>384363358
aww

they cute

>>384371476
>For health benefits there are far better options than lifting weights.
I'm interested, what are you referring to?

>>384371416
>favela monkey
>talking about attractiveness

Is this a LOL thread?

>>384371476
>For health benefits there are far better options than lifting weights.
Okay name some.

>>384371687
For endurance : far better options than lifting weights. For the cardiovascular system : far better options than lifting weights. For socializing (team sports, yes socializing is an important factor) : far better options than lifting weights. For your joints and bones : far better options than lifting weights. For back problems, including rounded upper back posture : far better options than lifting weights (natation, rowing, bodyweight). For losing weight : far better options than lifting weights.

We could keep listing for days.

The only thing lifting weights is good for is fueling your "i'm a pretty flower, look at me !" mentality.

>>384372046
>not wanting to look attractive

autism

What is this thread even about anymore?

>>384372046
>For losing weight : far better options than lifting weights.

Wrong.

>>384367280
Mainly because I'm on damned if I do, damned if I don't situation.
Either I stay as kinda fatty with skinny arms or just end up looking like shit due to my manletism and shitty bone structure (narrow shoulders and chest and wide hips).

>>384372046
Okay, that shit might be true, but if you actually want to LOOK good then lifting weights is where it is at. And why wouldn't you want your hard work to show?

Plus alot of that other shit you can do along with lifting weights.

>>384361569
>Dude CRIIIIIINGE
cringe isn't real you underage faggot
Nobody gives a shit what you do as long as you do it well enough to take care of yourself and even then nobody fucking cares because girls fall for lazy dipshit stoners all the time
Considering they pull enough people in to watch them, they have a certain degree of charisma, and that is what girls get wet for
The face is often just a plus
You need a REALLY good face to be able to pull girls with face alone
The body is attainable at any time provided you're not fucking lazy
You want to know the reason why you're lonely?
Because you're lazy, fat, cynical, and have no personality whatsoever
Grow a fucking ounce of personality and social skills and maybe people will like you, faggot

>>384363932
>tfw met a girl that was about half the nerd I was and willing to go all the way and get into the nichest hobbies of them all but I fucked up and lost her

>>384372318
Not even that anon, but he isn't wrong. Lifting weights actually doesn't burn THAT many calories. You will get rid of alot more by going on a good run. The biggest thing is watching what you eat though..

>>384372454
>t. tryhard faggot with 35 viewers on twitch

boy oh boy did someone get TRIGGERED

>>384368869
Traps aren't girls, anon.

>>384364672
>It's time we did something about symmetry
Implying he was going to stop symmetry

>>384372046
Thing is, kids got memed into thinking that "h-he's muscular, h-he must be healthy !".

Fact is, people that don't lift a single weight in their life, but have a pristine diet and still exercise daily (be it by walking or doing things like farm labour) are more healthy, by a monumental margin, than your average /fit/izen.

Take the Okinawan population. Thin and small as sticks, not a single weight lifted nor any kind of "m-muh muscle" culture, yet they outlive any fucking faggot in the US or anywhere else for what it's worth. How ? Pristine diet, pristine societies and socialization, and physical activities adapted around the body AND the mind.

>>384368869
How feminine is your penis?

>>384372573
No one said lifting weights alone burns calories. Lifting will increase your muscle mass and this increases the amount of calories you burn on average over a longer period of time. I guarantee you that you'll lose more weight by lifting and eating appropriately than do cardio for that same amount of time.

>>384371294
We're not being nice to him, we're being mean to the guy who posted him.

>>384361569
Welcome to the world at any date and time.
>money brings in hot chicks.
Are you fucking 12 or something?

>>384372693
Lift weights if you want to look like a grape
You can be strong and fit through a good diet and joining a sport
Especially something like swimming which will burn throughout your entire body

>>384372693
No fucking shit your diet is what is going to be the big factor in determining health. No one really argues that. Look at Zyzz, he was fucking jacked, but about as unhealthy as you can get.


The thing is lifting weights gives you progress people can SEE. For the most part nobody is going to know how healthy your diet is. And let's be real for a second. Most people who lift weights and have a half way decent body PROBABLY have a pretty damn healthy diet. Definitely more so than the average person.

>>384372046
I would just like to point out that "working out" is slang for exercise, which doesn't only mean lifting weights.

Why don't you do (far better option)?

>>384372201
>l-look at me g-guys
I heard there's group therapy centered around people with low self esteem problems, you should take an appointment, maybe it could help.
>>384372424
>And why wouldn't you want your hard work to show?
Because i exercise for my health. I exercise to avoid problems now and in the future. I don't exercise to fuel some kind of teenager type narcissism.
>>384372318
Don't even try to argue about a subject you don't understand. As far as weight loss there are millions better solutions than "j-j-j-j-just hit the gym". Beginning by guess what... your fucking diet.

>>384372845
You won't lose weight through lifting you faggot
You're technically supposed to do both anyways to achieve proper results
Which is why a sport, like swimming or water polo or soccer gives people ripped and shredded bodies
Look at Phelps or Cristiano Ronaldo's bodies
Yeah they lift weights but they mostly do cardio shit to shave off weight
Going for a "run" is retarded, ponytail college girl shit
Do a consistent sport and you'll drop all the weight