Well the queen is here and she's a vampire.
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"here are your chambers your majesty" *pulls lever*
"hey where are the exits? hello? hello?"
>>384351984
I've designated her bedroom in the lowest cavern level while I set up a suicide lever for her
Maybe a magma man will come along and solve my problems for me.
UPDATE WHEN
>>384352274
And now she's started demanding scepters so I've put copper crafts on repeat.
>>384353109
Soon(tm)