ITT: Post the worst reviews of video games you can find. 4 months

>>384343973
this the guy that only finished the first ending and called it a day? seems like this happens with every Taro game. One person ALWAYS just rushes to the first ending and pushes a review.

>>384343973
>I completed the original
By this he means he got ending A and called it finished

>>384344251
Is this the same guy that rushed nier:a review because he was furious he didnt get zelda or something?

>>384343973
Final score is a bit harsh but he's absolutely right about pretty much everything he said.

>>384344560
except he isn't. Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't play it at all and just copied someone else's review just so he could get back to playing the flavor of the month: Zelda.

>>384343973
He's completely right though, I'd give a 7/10 for the whole package but it's nothing amazing, it's just a mess of ideas thrown at random and then awkwardly glued together.
Yes, it has some nice setpieces, and some feels, that's why it gets a 7.

He literally admitted that he didn't beat the game.

>>384344708
>I-I BET HE DIDNT PLAY IT UNTIL THE TRUE END!
Shut the fuck up, this is the excuse all you tarocockriders always come up with when someone criticises your game, it's like when people say "YOU ONLY HATED GHOSTBUSTER COS IT HAD WOMEN IN IT!".
Point out what he said wrong, also don't try to fucking scapegoat, it's petty.

>>384345101
>lol stop shitting on him for only playing 1/5th of the game

>>384345101
Oh wait never mind, apparently he said he hadn't beaten it.
He still made valid points though.

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>>384343973
On a similar vein, that NV review chastising the game's main quest faction routes for forcing you to replay the game.

>>384345101
Oh hello Chad Sapieha

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>>384343973
>Big fat mess
More like a big fat ass

>>384345101
>it's like when people say "YOU ONLY HATED GHOSTBUSTER COS IT HAD WOMEN IN IT!".
He didn't even finish the game he was reviewing dumbass.

>>384345101
>Shut the fuck up, this is the excuse all you tarocockriders always come up with when someone criticises your game, it's like when people say "YOU ONLY HATED GHOSTBUSTER COS IT HAD WOMEN IN IT!".
That doesn't make sense of why everyone what the problem with the review was. No it's you who needs to shut the fuck up.

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>>384344863
>Calls game incomplete
>Doesn't even complete game
How can you seriously justify that?

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>>384343973
http://www.digitallydownloaded.net/2017/03/review-nier-automata-greatest-game-ever.html

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>>384345101
But the whole point of every game he has ever made is o get the true ending

>>384343973
Never seen this review, but fuck me, how can you publish something like this and feel proud of yourself