Daily reminder that pearlfags are just pedos who will ETERNALLY

Both girls are ugly.
Why aren't Callie and Mallie in the series anymore?

>>384343320
fpbp

splatoon sucks anyways, arms is more fun

>>384343242
Marina doesn't look autistic at all.

>>384343242
And Marina is for sickos that like mtf transsexuals.

>>384343242
It's amazing how much cuter she is than Pearl. There must be some running joke at Nintendo about making a hydrocephalus baby with a crown and pass it off as a cute character just to see how many morons will blindly agree because shes' white.

>>384343320
They're in the single player, and if nintendo is smart they'll come back to do the news after.
Even if it ends up being the amiibo bonus.
Please nintendo

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>they cannot appreciate the beauty of foreheads
I feel nothing but pity.

>>384343242
>dark skin lover
>virtue signal instead of argument

To nobody's surprise

>Callie and Marie forever stuck as static NPC's in the overworld while Ugly and Notsougly get two years worth of Banter

I really hope there's other events besides Splatfests. Like stuff you're required to have beaten Hero Mode in order to see.

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>>384343320
this
>want Callie and Marie back
>get affirmative action and gremlin instead
yes I know they're in the plot but it would be nice to have them back doing the news

Stop beating it to cartoon squid lolis

Why is she wearing headphones like an acessesory like an austist? Why is she standing behind what seems to be a purely decorative dj pult? Awful.

>>384344028
Come on amiibos, save us from this hell.

Where is the chocolate squid porn?

>>384343242
>pedos
It's a fucking video game character of a human-like squid that will never exist.