>/v/ hyped this game up, it must be good >what's wrong

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Nothing.

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>>384339367
>I'm a shit eater and proud of it

>>384339454
I think you accidentally put a ">" before your text

>combat

ok i heh'd

>>384338927
Dude it's a fucking 1000 years old game, give it a break.

At least have the decency of playing it on its original platform or the DS version, it improved a lot.

>>384338927
maybe you don't need an explanation
maybe you need an example

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>>384340043
>DS version

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>mfw underage can't into Mario 64
git gud scrub the movement and camera are fine

I felt the same way only with Mario Galaxy. Why does it take Mario 2-4 seconds to pick up speed when you walk? Why can't he walk fast as soon as I pushed the sticks all the way? Fucking Sunshine wasn't like that, it just boggled my mind. The camera is ass , too. No idea why you needed a stupid spin jump instead of punching like in 64. I only got like 70 stars and never bothered again. Yet, I can play 64 and Sunshine multiple times to death.

>>384338927
>what's wrong with the movement?
Nothing.

fucking garbage just like the n64
it's mostly the fucking octopus controller tbqh

>>384340904
>someone said mean things about my favourite toy, better spout memes

Solid plan.

Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson was right. The game controls like absolute ASS.

>>384340904
you're posting sailor moon. you don't exactly have high standards.

>>384338927
The game's 20 years old, at the time it was fucking incredible.

If you don't obsess over minute details and enjoy the gameplay, it's a great game.

> t. haven't owned a Nintendo product since the first Wii but I can acknowledge great things

It's not good and Sunshine is even worse. Odyssey looks like more of the same empty sandbox trash, unfortunately.

>>384341159

link to video?

>>384341159
>adopting the beliefs of an e-celeb

But first

>>384338927
this is the shittiest meme and i hate the autist that keeps pushing it
i played super mario 64 back in 2011 for the first time and it held up then, im sure it still holds up today

>>384341159
>Egoraptor

Thanks for confirming you just suck at the game.

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>>384341259
These are the type of reasons why I sort of admire 3D World for bringing the basics of 2D Mario in 3D.

>>384341159
Agreed.

>>384338927
>you will never be THIS bad at videogames
feels gud, you suck

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What games have this kind of movement?

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>>384341761
>my toy isn't bad, you're just a butthead

>>384341860
out of your points only the framerate one has any weight, complaining about how it controls just makes you look like hot garbage, unless you've never seen a speed run of it or something

>>384341785
Totally unfeasible when actually playing the game. Nobody cares that you can hack together a TAS

>>384341973
you can get good at bubsy 3D, doesn't make the controls good.

>>384338927
this game sucks, you can't even aim down sights or sprint

>>384342063
so yes, you're just bad

>>384341259
mario 64 doesn't have bad controls. they just don't fit what the game asks you to do. and they've always thoughtlessly stuck to this tired control scheme and not done anything interesting with it.

>>384338927
What's wrong with your face?

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M64 and OoT are absolute dogshit.

>>384342195
Are you claiming Bubsy 3d is a good game?

>>384338927
it'll be funny to see nintendo flop with the switch and all the nintenbabbies shitting their pants and getting BTFO.

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>>384341159
>getting your opinions from an e-celeb
>from EGORAPTOR of all people

>>384342364
He was objectively right.

boy, these nintendo autists really came out of the woodwork, huh?
probably stretching their time between here and a pokemon hentai thread. bunch of pathetic obese fucks.

>>384342271
No, I'm calling (You) bad at videogames

Do you realize how old the game is ya poofter

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>>384342550
Still controls perfectly.

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he's right you know.

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>>384342661
>Donkey Kong 64 and Bajo Tooie
>Better than mario 64
>The people that made Croc, Argonaut games, are the people that likely made Super Mario 64 a success
>the controls are good and certainly outshine its early 3D rivals Croc and Bubsy

Holy hell thanks for making me mad anon

>>384338927
This game sucks because there's NOTHING AT ALL that indicates you have to jump in the paintings. Quite literally sat there and NEVER played any of the levels. Bullshit.

The movement is fucking wonderful and I'm not even a speedrun autist.

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>>384341159
>it's an e-celeb ass eater

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>>384343630
there there.
alright, I think that's enough of us pretending to hate an ancient game.

>>384343640
Wait, you can jump into the paintings?

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>>384338927
Why is everyone shitting on SM64 lately? I can understand camera issues but I have never seen people shit on the movement & controls until the past year or so.

>>384343954
nu-/v/ loves shitting on decent nintendo games for some reason now

>>384343954
People who didn't grow up with these games are now teenagers capable of shit posting here

>>384342364
what message was avgn reading again?

>>384338927
Its the dark souls of 3d platforming games

>>384345012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmSXEF4OzNU

>>384345162
classic, thank you

>>384338927
>>what's wrong with the movement?
nothing
>>what's wrong with the combat?
nothing there is almost none
>>what's wrong with the camera?
nothing
>>what's wrong with the framerate?
kek

>>384342050
Dude, those movements are easy.

>>384341785
Nice TAS

>>384341785
I swear to god, that gif almost has the same framerate as the actual game

>>384338927
>/v/ hyped this game up, it must be good
I have never seen this oh wait you're instigating nevermind carry on.

>>384345281
>no argument
>no argument
>no argument
>meme

What were you hoping to accomplish?

>>384339454
but who are you quoting?

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>>384350417
Technically the OP also didn't give an argument on how all of these things are "wrong" in the first place.