ITT: games /v/ memed you into playing Why the fuck did you recommend

>>384305581
No one has ever said Horizon was 10/10 on /v/.
We just like the game. Maybe it wasn't for you.

Shit thread. Next.

>>384305581
STALKER. Minecraft. God Hand.

And three times is enough. I don't even try to believe /v/ anymore.

>>384305827
The fuck is this "we" shit?

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>>384305581
Pssh, you act like you don't love Assassin's Creed with giant robot dinosaurs.

>>384306224
Not him but only shills have ever called it a 10/10.
Don't tell me you fell for the shills.

I've been in a lot of the threads for it and when it's not BotWfags shitposting everyone pretty much agrees that it's a solid game that does a lot of things well but nothing really amazing. Every time I've made a post recommending it I've said it's worth getting when it's $30.

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>>384306224
We as in people who like Horizon like myself.

>>384305581
>/v/
>recommending horizon
am I in bizarro world?

Real talk, did they purposely make all the faces terrible?

>>384308146
Women will only play if you make the female characters uglier than them, so they don't feel threatened. Or that's what the designers thought, at least.

>>384305827
Classic Sony fanboy

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>>384305581
#1
this piece of shit.
literally a really shitty game. it's like a 13 year old boy's idea of a gross and edgy game.
"infinitely replayable" no, it got boring after beating it for the 3rd time. Kept waiting to unlock characters that would refresh the game but the few I did unlock, it was the same shit, literally and figuratively.
random play =/= replayable.
FTL was a good example of a replayable game with randomness -- scenarios were somewhat diverse, and no two playthroughs felt the same (other than losing over and over again) -- but BoI didn't have that diversity.

>>384305581

You literally fell for that one shill faggot's marketing. He posts the same webms over and over and tries to peddle a Ubishit openworld game which just happens to be bound to a single console.

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>>384305581
>>384309074
#2
Seriously, what's good about this game?
It's standard platforming to the max.
Its only gimmick is the retro style -- which, I admit was well done.
But even compared to some actual oldschool platformers, it's not all that great.
Would've been happy with it if I bought it for <=$10, but it's not that cheap.

/v/ isn't one person, dipshit.

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>>384305581
>his game
lel

>>384309591
>/v/ isn't one person
Prove it.

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>>384309702
No.

>>384305581
>10/10
Nigga, I love Horizon like I love oreos but this game isn't 10/10, and no one on /v/ ever claimed the game was a 10/10.

You have that shit mixed up with how most anons on /v/ perceive BotW. Wrong crowd, faggot.

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>>384309506
#3
seriously, just felt like super generic WRPG gameplay. Time would be better spent picking up Morrowind again.

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>>384305581
>sadface

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>>384309868
#4
not that bad of a game, I guess, but I could never feel involved enough to finish it.
its battle mechanics, imo, don't hold up to the acclaim /v/ has given it.
social part of the game felt more like annoying distraction than anything fulfilling, despite /v/'s acclaim.
might've really liked it if I was still in high school or some shit.

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>>384305581
>his
Aloy has the face of a man but she still has the chromosomes of a woman.

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>>384305581
>/v/ is full of overcompensating Sonybros
What else is new? Denial is all these weebs have left.

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>>384310660
#5
i just wish someone told me it was basically an action rpg without the RP, leaving just grinding.

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>>384310951
#6
fuck you guys. seriously.
this is a glorified shitty visual novel. as a game it's absolutely fucking shit.

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>>384311118
#7
saw several discussions on /v/ where they talked about how innovative and fresh the gameplay was.
ended up just feeling like a pretty standard shooter with a mech mode.

>>384311486
#8
shut the fuck up

>>384311118
Remember
Compile Heart = Kusoge

>>384311486
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up, we get you're easily manipulated into spending money.

>>384306224
The fuck is this "wuz" shit?

>>384305581
UH? when the game came out all /v/ was saying is that it was shit.

>>384309868
>darksouls2.png

I haven't gotten around to playing the Souls games myself, but my sister loves the series, but hates Dark Souls 2.

>>384311486
imagine being this stupid

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>>384306830
any good (spoiler)porn(/spoiler) of her yet?

>it has been 0 days since Aloy was bullied

>>384311696
weebs seem to have forgot that message in their praise of the game.
I just played Atelier when I bought it, and was charmed and wanted more weeb games. What a mistake.
I think mostly Sony fanboys who bought a vita are just desperate and will praise anything that's released on it.
I guess #8: entirely memed into buying the Vita. But don't really regret that as it became my girlfriend's visual novel machine.

>>384312215
It was just a typical WRPG with higher difficulty.

>>384311665
>>384311780
>>384312315
triggered.

>>384306926
You're on the regular earth anon.
The earth where Horizon is being recommended without an ounce of humor to it solely based on graphics.

Bizzaro world would have everyone on /v/ trash the game.

>>384305827
>>384306926
basically any thread with anything Nintendo turned into a Horizon shilling thread since its release.

>>384312893
They're shills anon. They do this thing where they basically deny the shilling whenever anyone other than them bring it up.

>>384305581
Why do you listen to autists so autistic they wind up getting names on an anomalous image board?
Horizon-kun shits up threads constantly and should be ignored, just like every other shitposter that has such high levels of faggotry they become a namefag without actually being one.

>>384305581
It's the official game of the year.

>>384305581
>literally ever believing anything /v/ ever has to say about an exclusive game

You played yourself.

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>>384305827
WE

>>384305581
Gfaqs fucking loves this game as well, and I'm sure reddit does, too, fucking cucks. Its just an SJW normalfaggot-baiting westashit kusoge

>>384313719

But anon
That's not

<spoiler>Nier:
Automata</spoiler>

xD

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>>384314352
Hnnnggg... when will Yoko stop being so damn hot?

>>384314419
got'em

>>384305581
The fuck is with the "we" bullshit, it was one shitposter who kept making the same thread.

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I didn't like it at first but now I think it is amazing. It took me like 10 hours to *really* start liking it. The combat is so great.
I love all the crazy shit that happens when you don't use fast travel and try to just ride your robo horse from one destination to another. You'll come across a random dead giant crocodile and get off your horse to loot it, and suddenly 5 glinthawk (robot vultures) will come out to try and claim the corpse and attack you. And they will alert all the other machines in the area that you had previously just been running past, forcing you into a massive battle for your life. And this is all just random encounter kind of shit

Ripping enemy heavy weapons off their backs and then using them against them is badass. The game makes you feel like you are some master hunter with the stealth, taking down armies of machines and gutting them all of their components. I love the weak-point system, and little things like how you can shoot gas-can weak points with fire arrows to cause massive fire explosions, or refrigeration-core weak points with ice arrows / ice bombs to cause big ice explosions (same with shock weak points). Overriding and using corruption arrows to make the machines fight for you is awesome too. The melee system is also cool, you can "strike from above" on any enemy you jump a few feet above of, and if an enemy is unaware of you you can sprint and slide into them to do a critical sneak attack while still sliding. And you get slo-mo if you aim while jumping or sliding, which gives you a reason to do it mid-fight other than to look cool.

It also helps that all the melee dodges look cinematic as fuck, almost bloodborne tier except it's just rolls and no dashes.

>>384315153

This is a marketer.

>>384315398
Not him but i experienced the same thing. They did built in these types of things into the game.
If you hang around a robot for a bit eventually it will do something interesting. Like the robocrocs will shoot a bunch of resources around everywhere that you can either look or watch be looted by glint hawks.

You can say what you want but it doesn't change the fact that the game has a bunch of great mechanics.

>>384315617
>>384315153
It's shit.

does this game have true dynamic global illumination? There is a day-night cycle but it seems like the transitions between mid-day to dusk to nighttime happen so fast sometimes (like in a few seconds), as if it's just loading different static GI presets as the time changes

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Do we like Aloy?

>>384316624
that transition from cinematic to gameplay was unsettling.

>>384305581
>listens to /v/
What a faggot.

>>384305581
Prove you played it.

>>384317302
Prove you're not a filthy sonnygger.

>>384316937
Nah. Everytimes the camera jumps the physics on the hair messes up.

>>384316624
Why is she so fucking ugly?

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>>384317868
To pander ugly feminists.

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>>384317868
To each their own.

>>384317302

Climb robo giraffes to collect map icons. The melee combat gravitates you towards the nearest enemy. The game is about a species of robotic potatoes.

>>384305581
Bet a dollar 3/4 of these mongoloids dont even know what the game is about.

>>384318318
>implying its anything worth knowing about

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>>384318126
Whoa! Is that the DLC? Did they finally fix her face?

>>384318409
No, its from that set of screencaps passed around by apologists that literally hide her hideous features.

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>>384317868
>Why is she so fucking ugly?
she's not

>>384318524
What hideous features? She just has stupid looking high-hair, which "apologists" hide by giving her a headpiece

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>>384318789
>she's not
She is.

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>>384318409
DLC isn't out for a while.
>>384318524
Apologists? To each their own as i said before.

>>384318524
*apologist
horizon-kun is one person
and is very mentally deranged
just like all nameless namefags

>>384318889
>she

It has been 3 months, just move on already.

>>384318889
to be fair, she looks like a real woman.
She reminds me of a few women I actually know and am friends with.

>>384318921

Doesn't that guy also bring up The Order 1886 as a great game when not even asked? Truly a crazy fellow.

I tried to get into this but couldn't
The scanning and stealth really killed it for me

>>384318895
Notice how all of those shots are hiding part of her jaw or skull?
A P O L O G I S T S

>>384318921
Prove it. Pro-tip: you can't.

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I'm gonna marry Alloy!

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>>384319094
Nothing is hidden. What are you talking about? That shot is the only one where the jaw isn't in view.

>>384306425
>>384306830
>>384310664
>>384316624

what's wrong with its face? AFS?

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>>384318889
if that's "hideous" to you, then what word do you use to actually describe people who are *actually* hideous like pic related?

>>384319001
No. I just got it two weeks ago

>>384305581
Horizon was legitimately shilled on here. I'm sorry that you weren't able to realize this and fell for yet another awful Guerrilla Games title.

>>384319076
I don't know I think that guy might just be another faggot who circlejerks with him.

>>384318921
It's just one faggot that keeps spamming the game in the screenshot threads right? Every thread I check out I see
>PKEKS GAMES DONT EVEN LOOK THIS GOOD LMAO
followed by the same 50 horizon photomode screenshots.

>>384319775
Yep.
Every graphics thread.
Even ones that in no way match the intended theme of the game like:
>graphics that are easy on the eyes
If a game set any time after an apocalypse had graphics "easy on the eyes" I'd say the art direction failed.

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Splatoon. It's garbage and the $60 DLC looks just as bad.

>>384319307
>AFS
Allergic fungal sinusitis?

>>384320185
cool i didn't know they made a /v/ ps4 starter pack that you obviously bought

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>>384320027
>The beauty of an overgrown human world has to be harsh on the eyes.
Wtf are you on about?

>>384320660
How dare you reply to me trash.

Not harsh, but it shouldn't make you feel relaxed
It should make you nervous and uneasy, give off an almost uncanny valley vibe, as if human beings trespassing is somehow wrong.

>>384308146
>>384308345
>I'm blind and retarded

The faces look fine. Good even.

>>384320578
You referring to how most of his PS4 games there are PS4 exclusives? Why would he buy non-exclusive games? If they were available as multiplats he could just get them for PC with better graphic options and much more customization you retard

>>384320578
It's ok to not like everything Nintendo shits out. I had fun playing Breath of the Wild and Arms.

>>384320821
So every post-apoc world needs a horror look.

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>>384306151
2/3 bait

>>384321031
No, there's a certain type of unnatural untouched beauty that this kind of setting needs.
Not horror, just something human beings don't belong in.
Something that's moved past them.

>>384320968
I just thought it was funny those were all games that constantly get shilled on /v/
nothing really against them.

>>384320972
wat
i literally said nothing about nintendo

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>>384320578

>>384321175
How can you argue that it doesn't look like that? What elements makes it look like that isn't the case?

>>384311913
the fuck is this "kangz" shit?

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>>384305581

>>384321345
the fuck is this "n" shit?

>>384320821
it's been over 1000 years in HZD. This isn't TLOU where it's only been two decades. Regular old nature has taken over everywhere now. The old human ruins are 99% eroded and gone to the point where you wouldn't even know anything was ever there

>>384321290
I'm not saying it isn't, from what I've seen it probably fits it pretty well.
But I'm saying that horizon-kun is delusionally obsessive and tries to fit the game into niches it doesn't fit.

>>384305581
The characters aren't fun or attractive at all, the story isn't interesting and is incredibly boring, and from what I've seen of the gameplay if you hit the dodge button every 10 seconds you can avoid all damage.

>>384320185
By that logic, Bloodborne is a $60 DLC for Dark Souls
But you are a switchfag, of course you have shit taste, which is why you also bought a PS4.

>>384321415
the fuck is this "shiet" shit?

>>384309481
This post literally almost made me vomit. You better be being paid peanuts, I'm not touching an Ubisoft game ever again.

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>>384310824
I haven't played either of those games but focking what? They are too pretty different settings and games. Both having bows and arrows and "horses" doesn't make them the same

>>384321556
Bloodborne was the first "Souls" game I played and after trying Dark Souls 3 I think it will be the only one I finish. Also, if you're exclusive to PC (or any platform) I feel sorry for you.

>>384321513
> and from what I've seen of the gameplay if you hit the dodge button every 10 seconds you can avoid all damage.

You have to press dodge right when you're about to get hit and it gives you iframes as you roll.

Wow, what a terrible system. But it's okay when Dark Souls does it though, right?

>>384318962
underrated

Horizon is a 8/10 redbox rental sort of game. Maybe if it gets around 20 dollars used then I'll get it.

Persona 5

>>384317868
She's not really ugly, she's just kind of frumpy and modeled strangely. Not every woman needs to be a 10/10 supermodel, I kind of like that she has a weird mix of masculine and feminine features.

>>384318962
>>384322240
Looks like a man with an extremely girly face. Or a highly effeminate 12 year old boy.

Actually it just looks like a regular girl

>>384322680
What the fuck do you think ugly means?
Aloy is ugly, end of motherfucking story.

>>384318962
>ze

>>384322680
what masculine features? If I saw a man who looked like her I would assume he was a FTM transgender

>>384322796
ugly means this you massive retard: >>384319365

>>384322680
She looks straight up retarded, If I had to put my finger on it her face is way to broad.

>>384322958
See >>384323007

>>384322796
Frumpy isn't ugly.

>>384322958
Strong jawline, that brow ridge that kind of gives her that weird grumpy look.

>>384323007
It's just a model issue but I agree that her face is pretty broad.

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Aloy isn't "ugly". She's not 10/10 like Lara Croft, but she's definitely not below an 8/10 compared to any woman in real life. Especially considering she doesn't wear any makeup. You can see the bags under her eyes from never sleeping.

>>384323007
You shouldn't have to put your finger on why someone looks "straight up retarded," it should be extremely obvious.
Here is an example of someone who is legitimately ugly: Bruce Willis' daughter.

I had more fun with Horizon than BotW desu.

>>384322565
Red box game my fucking ass. It doesn't finally live up to its metacritic score until you've put at least 10 hours into it and really started to really explore the map / unlock the abilities / master the combat / get all the weapons / uncover the truth about the storyline.

it's not a short game by any means

>>384324623
>it g-g-gets better 10 hours in I swear!!!
How much do they pay you?

>>384323979
>Aloy isn't "ugly". She's not 10/10 like Lara Croft, but she's definitely not below an 8/10 compared to any woman in real life.
She is definitely below an 8/10, just like her game.

>>384324802
Hey, that was just my experience. I only thought the game was just alright, like 7/10, until I got about 10 hours in. The first hour with her as a child was awful, in fact. Now it's my GOTY.

And I wish I could get paid for arguing with you faggots, but I just do it out of autistic compulsion

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SOMEBODY

More like 3/10.

whens the DLC coming out

>>384305581
there's no fucking way /v/ convinced you to buy this shit. i bought it, but that was after seeing everyone here, excluding the outlier who's clearly on the wrong site, laughing at the game because of how shitty it looked.
of course, it was complete and utter shit.

>>384326193
ONCE