>The Turians are America because they have the strongest military

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>The Turians are America because they have the strongest military and do all the heavy-lifting while everyone secretly thinks they're stupid.
>The Asari is the European Union because they are a bunch of xenophiles who secretly run things because of their economy.
>The Salarians are the Chinese because they breed like rabbits and always seem to fuck everything up for everyone else whenever they get involved.
>The Volus are Israel for obvious reasons and their reliance on the Turians for protection even though they could instantly buy a powerful military if they wanted.
>The Batarians are Russia, because they are a paper tiger that can still cause a mess and they want to destabilize the Council to expand their borders.
>The Humans are Turkey, a shitty country with an over-inflated sense of self-importance that everyone has to deal with because they are useful as a buffer state.