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There's no hope of Pearl winning a splatfest ever, is there?

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There's no hope of Pearl winning a splatfest ever, is there?

Why'd they have to make her so fucking ugly? Fucks sake
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Why is she so ugly? I can't point it out. What would need to change with her appearance to be appealing?
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>>384270195
Its the forehead. There's way too much of it. She looks like she's balding

Give her a fringe near her eyebrows and she'd be perfect
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>>384269904
She won the first Splatfest though?
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>>384270597
>She won the first Splatfest though?

Did she? Why are you asking me?
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First off, she won Rock vs Pop in Japan. Second, Cake vs Ice Cream was stupidly one sided, a lot of people probably stopped having cakes the moment they stopped having birthday parties.

Third, you're over-blowing how ugly you think she is, and if you think people mostly choose based on idol guess again. She will probably win her share of splatfests.
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>>384270597
I'm pretty sure she only won in Japan, right?
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You can tank in popularity and still win the splatfest if your team played better.
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>>384270768
>Get btfo
>"SH-SHE WON IN JAPAN!!"
Cakefags deserve everything they get from now on
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It was rigged from the start. Yesterday was National Ice Cream day.
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>>384270768
Bitch I don't need a party to eat a cake I'm a god damn adult I'll go buy a cake right now and eat that shit.
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So is Marina Octavio's grandaughter or wha
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If everyone just picks with their cocks instead of actually choosing based on the topic of the Splatfest for the game's entire life cycle, I will be sorely disappointed.
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>>384270923
Why am I getting yelled at here? She won a splatfest. She will win more. You're on the really retarded end of the marina fan spectrum.
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>>384271094
The power of waifu is strong. It doesn't help that the topics are represented by the idols.
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>start up the splatfest to try out Spla2n
>zoom in on Marina
>end up masturbating for 4 hours
Anyone else?

>>384271094
Prepare for disappointment.
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>>384271528
Marie was overwhelmingly more popular as the idol, but Callie and Marie each got the popularity stat plenty in splatfests. Hopefully still the case with this game.
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>>384271867
There was also a case to be made for Callie. Personally I prefer Callie to Marie but I know I'm the minority. Pearl though, basically no redeeming qualities. People like her ironically or because they're contrarian. Her being a creepy little gremlin didn't do her any favors.
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She won in Japan, and this was a particularly bad splatfest. The popularity polls were overwhelmingly in favor of ice cream, and that had more to do with the choices than Marina.

>>384270195
Her fivehead's too big and when she talks her teeth aren't white enough, so they blend in with her gums.
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>Pie vs Cake would have been a better splatfest

Agree/disagree?
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>>384272419
Y
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>>384270781
Which was the first fest. Where is the confusion?
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>>384272080
Fuck people like you that just assume its people being hipster. I hope you get irrationally mad when she wins a western splatfest.
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>>384272419
That makes more sense. There's been heated debate about pie vs cake for a long time as well.
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>>384272557
I'll just assume people picked the topic rather than Pearl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Just as a reminder the NDA with the press ends tomorrow on this game.
With that said, story spoilers.
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>>384269904
She looks like an unlikeable little brat girl really reminencent of the princess from power puff girls

Can't stand her look
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Kind of mad the results got merged as things were much more 50:50 in Yurop.
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>>384272773
>implying princess girls aren't literally always best girls
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I find Pearl more interesting and I just like pink more. Like yeah I want to mating press Marina but I want to raise and protect Pearl.
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>five days
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LOL
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>>384273920
I mean that was pretty obvious. The promo art gives it away.

I hope you can save my girl and bring her back home. She didn't deserve this future that was thrust upon her.
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>>384273920
fake
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>>384273920
Hold up. What the actual fuck???? Who's spoiling this already????
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>>384270597
She won the first splatfest in Japan, a country that likes bratty lolis and hates black people.
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>>384274468
Sounds like a country with good taste.
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>>384272419
no, but pie vs icecream would've been better, cakes in general are shit tier.
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>>384274797
Pie and ice cream are naturally compatible.

Cake vs Pie is the great debate.
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>>384274251
She lost the Waifu War.
There can only be one.
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>>384275202
No fuck that I want my Callie Marina supergroup don't you dare take this from me.
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>>384270368
Naw its the eyebrows

Longer eyebrows, bam, better character
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>>384275454
Their group can be called "The Losers".
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>>384273920
Again? why didn't they make a new one? Lazy fucks.
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>>384275454
>after beating the game there's 4 idols announcing things
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>>384276591
>you get to pick which two will announce Splatfests for you
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>>384276591
You don't get the news anymore if you're online between rotations. Only when you sign on.
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>>384270195
She's a perma grumpy little albino with shit tentahair.
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>Weak bitch niggas who actually pick Splatfest teams based on waifus alone
That should be a last resort. I went Ice Cream, but only because I like ice cream. I'd have chosen Ice Cream regardless of which ink-based lifeform was repping it.

I bet you fags went Autobot just because Callie was with them.
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>>384274251
the end credits song proves she comes back. It's fresh start by the squid sisters. Now if only someone would leak if the Squid Sisters do the news again after single player. Option or not I don't care. I just want them back where they belong.
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>>384269904

I feel like they should have them pick a side at the end, rather than the beginning. Just announce the Splatfest theme, then once it's over Pearl and Marina say which one they picked.
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>>384273920
>same last boss again

Why Nintendo?
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>>384271094
I will now because Pearlfags proved themselves to be niggers because nobody actually likes cake over ice cream
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>>384278485
Only children like ice cream.
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>>384278591
That's definitely the case
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>>384274468
That's a good thing. Marina isn't even black and anyone liking her because they like lumping any poc with niggers should off themselves, it's pathetic.
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>>384270923
>pearl wins in Japan
>pearlfags are civil
>marinafags win 1
>instantly act like autistic 12 year olds, spamming and bragging constantly
>p-pearlfags deserve it haha! xddd
You're only embarrassing yourselves, and you're too stupid to know it.
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>>384269904
Not very often, no.
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>>384271867
The popularity split between Callie and Marie was something like 54-46 in favor of Marie. That isn't overwhelming.
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