>Go back to play Skyrim
>Install some mods because only my sex is vanilla
>New races, new plants, new everything
>Choosing my character, see this new race
>"Skel Breton"
>Like the Bretons, but they apparently had an ability to hide on top of trees
>Also looked really weird, scary even
>Fuck you, Bretons, I'm a nord
>10 hours or so later my character is well built
>Nord, heavy armor, shield, mace, recovery magic
>Impossible to kill, and dealing shit tons of damage
>Made my own home with the DLC, one of the mods even let me add some pines around it, it was quite the cool looking mansion
>Dicking around in home, decided it's time for some quests
>Leave it by the front door
>Something hits me and deal little to no damage
>But the surprise attack ends up startling me
>Try to find the enemy, can't see'em
>I look up
>In the pine trees
>Some Skel Bretons are on top of my pines throwing shivs at me
>Spooky scary Skel Bretons, sending shivs down my pine
you're not witty, stop.
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