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*Runs away every 10 seconds try to shittily bait you into a bunch of enemies*
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>>384260780
stop summoning blue spirits then faggot
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This is why you always clear out the location you're ganking invaders in
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>>384260856
Jokes on you I dont summon spirits
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>>384260780
Normally I'd say pop a seed but those are fucking useless now. Best thing to do now is just bumrush to the boss. Its fun seeing if you can outrun the invader with all enemies present.
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>>384260987
>drop red sign on ironkeep bridge
>summoned to gank world
>host hasn't opened the entrance door yet
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>>384260780
Only if the host has his squad like a faggot.
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*plays in offline mode*
You faggots will ever get me ahahahaha
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:^)
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>>384261305
I use full Havel set, I only run solos playthroughs
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>>384260780
Alt + F4
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>invader reciprocates bow but doesn't agree to duelling rules
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>clear out area
>3 bros,
>2 of us ultra greatsword
>2 of us millwood greatbows and obscuring rings
>collect hate mail
Honestly a lot of fun
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>>384261591
>duelling rules
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>>384261652
like so totally fun xD! aha!
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>>384261201
I'm that guy right now lmfao

>we all cast Sunlight Blade on our Red Iron Twinblades at the same time.
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>>384261895
>>we all cast Sunlight Blade on our Red Iron Twinblades at the same time.
whoa man look at these bad ass pros!
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>>384261440
>i'm a retarded cable puller, too stupid to use the available in game means to play without invasions
ok, just don't flaunt it around so openly next time
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>>384261591
>duelling
What is with animeposters and always being little faggots?
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>>384261972
>have matching emotes and a count down so that we all use them in sync.
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>fighting host
>he summons another guy
>fighting 2v1 now
>lose some health, no more flask
>run back and return home

What you thought you were gonna beat me? Later kid...
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>>384261858
This is why we do it, it's funny how much it upsets people
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>>384260780
i think its funny they only try to act honorable when you've got like three phantoms. no, no, I wanted to duel all along, I promise.
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>>384262175
wow badass bro
you guys are like the joker in batman! haha awesome!
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>invaded
>laggy fag
>spam farron greatsword r2
>he d e d

alternatively

>invaded
>not laggy fag
>spam w/e katana running r1
>he d e d

woww suych epics thankgs todd howardz
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>try playing DS3 on xbone
>first invasion in my entire run comes from some edge lord wearing full black knights set with BK great sword and BK shield in Profaned Capital
>go to the large circular arena at the bottom of ladder beside the first bonfire to get this shit over with
>he runs outside and tries to get me caught fighting the gargoyle that flies in
>I run next to the side of the cliff and the gargoyle falls off to its death like a retard with a jumping attack
>invader runs back into the arena and climbs the ladder to stand next to the bonfire
>stands there for 10 mins while I gesture him to come down and fight I guess he was waiting for another invader to show up??
>he finally comes down, has the most basic shitty spam r1 play style I've seen, gets rekt easily
>send him a bully text message

Holy shit do I miss dark souls 1 invasions where the goal was just to create as much chaos as possible with creative means, like jumping from the rafters in sens funhouse
people who try to cheese invasions with monsters or take the pvp seriously ruined this series, fuck you
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>>384262334
>greatsword
>katana
lol, could you be more casual

pathetic
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>seeds are beyond shit right now
I fucking dare you to stop me from bullying you with obscuring ring and greatbow for the entire ringed city faggot
Your blues won't save your ass.
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Dark Souls faggots are the biggest fucking babies
>muh honorabu why invader such a pussy shitter

I miss Demons Souls. Yeah balance was fucked and
>grass
but it was at least expected that an invader was out to kill you through any means necessary, not fucking coddle you
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>>384261990
>invaders always get mad
Maybe that is one reason they do it?
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>>384262464
someone tried this on me, i just Alt f4
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>>384260780
>how to fix this stupid system
>if you got invaded and have a convenant of blue whatever, you get a blue phantom and you can´t attack anymore, or the other dude gets summoned with the half of his life
>no estus for phantoms
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>>384262409
t, d e d invader
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>>384262409
>he uses weapons

Literally go back to Skyrim you baby
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>>384262554
No estus for invaders either DS2 did it far better, if DS3 invaders didn't have so much estus it wouldn't be so tedious to fight and i wouldn't summon
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>>384262409
since when are greatswords scrub weapons?
Try rapiers, straight swords or katanas
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>>384262639
>he uses magic
lol, disgusting
kill yourself, pleb
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Good, I like to have some distance before spamming my crossbow.
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>>384261990
>implying i dont want to get invaded
>implying i dont just hide and waste invaders time
>implying i dont just run in circles and taunt
>implying i dont disconnect after i had my fun making the invader go home without anything
>implying i dont enjoy hatemail
its what you soulfags deserve
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>>384262731
rapier actually requires skill and timing, considering how easy it is to parry.

straight sword, katana, great sword, magic
all pleb shit
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>get invaded in DaS3
>dodge spam through every enemy in the area til I'm at the boss fog
>kill anything that followed me
>wait by the fog for the invader to show up
>wait til he's 2 feet away from me and about to attack
>press X on the fog, become invincible, boot him out

I do this every single time to remind them that DaS2 was a better game for invasions.
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>>384262740
>he plays with his hands
Millenials, everyone
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>>384262836
You are a champion of the people, far too many tryhard soulsfags online
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>invade in pontiff's backyard as a grapist
>kill people
>don't worry about tactically smart decision of who to target, just mindlessly throw myself at whoever's closest
>never emote, just go run off to next prospective victim
>even try to kill hosts at fight clubs or just throw myself in to steal kills (almost exclusively get btfo but I waste their time and I can feel butthurt through my monitor

Why haven't you grown out of the honour meme, /v/?
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>>384262840
>DaS2 was a better game for invasions

>soul memory creates an entire fuckload of balance problems, past 3-4m SM you start exclusively invading havelmonsters with 50+ in each stat

>finite orbs you need to farm or increase your sm, insane amount of forced farming in general if you want to stay in specific SM ranges

>agape ring is a late and half-assed solution that failed to solve virtually any actual soul memory problems

>cannot use any switches, open 90% of doors or operate 90% of elevators

>cannot phase through any enemies effectively locking you out of parts of the levels

>cannot heal with consumables while host has 10 types of them 9 of which go to 99 stack

>seeds, which also mean you can't even heal with miracles in peace by running to enemies

>host and his butt buddies are able to turtle in warmth which is even harder to punish than estus in ds3

>hosts can chug on a ladder which is extremely hard to punish in certain locations

>even if host dies he won't lose his souls because 90% of playerbase is rocking ring of sacrifice you can repair

>insanely short invasion time limit

>abundance of shit invasion spots, some of them can potentially lock you out of reaching the host permanently

>host can clear the area from enemies permanently so you end up losing the only invader advantage completely

>there IS a priority system which makes hollow hosts least preferable targets and coop partners the most

>you can be damaged during backstab animation

>npc phantoms with 5k hp and infinite spells everywhere in sotfs

>almost no chance of ever being summoned as a bluefag because host needs to dedicate a ring slot for something that won't occur in vast majority of situations as getting randomly invaded in ds2 is almost impossible

>insane amount of duelfag pandering at expense of everyone else, with arena being the worst offender

>abundance of baby-mode items like jester top pummeling already low skill ceiling even lower
No.
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>>384263015
my first ever fight club I didn't realize what was going on and just ran for the host. nearly killed him too if not for outside intervention. judging by the amount of emote spam I can definitely say they got at the very least a bit angry
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>>384263025
>he is upset he can't run through mobs chugging estus
kek fag
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>>384262840
I use cheat engine to kill the host whenever i summon into a fight club
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>>384263202
Why should i when i have infinite-duration seeds and invader can't even reach me?
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>>384261858
>invader wants to ruin someone's day
>gets mad when his day is ruined
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>>384263390
>his day is ruined because he gets invaded
lel, faggot casual
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>>384263465
>thinking any type of pvp in souls isn't casual
You people are retarded, souls is a game for people too stupid for fighting games, fucking casuals.
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>>384263025
>wahh invasions should be fair and balanced
You are the reason PVP is bad in these games.
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>>384263025

>reddit spacing
lolfag
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>>384263545
>fighting game
t. sub 100 iq shitter
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>>384260780
You forgot the part where he min-maxed with CE to the limit and have 99 siegbraus.
Gotta have all advantage he can vs those pve hosts.
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>>384263465
I played as a sentinel and didn't lose a single fight for most of my low levels until I stopped getting summons. then I just switched to way of the blue to make it even harder for invaders to get at me (even though most of you suck ass shit and you are at a massive disadvantage when invading anyway)

in short, u mad?
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My friend invades as a mad spirit and just hides with the obscuring ring, blocking people from using their bonfires. I've watched him, it's all he does. He's not even good at fighting, and I don't think he's beaten a boss without a summon
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why do katana users always keep their distance trying to bait you to attack? usually exclusively using the running attack?

edgiest souls players there are
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>>384263654
>callling someone stupid
>takes souls pvp serious
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>>384263793
Any type of weeb weapon you can't assume the user is some type of little faggot bad at games, this goes for any game with a weeb choice.
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>>384263830
>female banter
lel
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>>384263025
>mfw beat the entire game and most of the DLC only getting to 2.5mil SM

I just want one Dark Souls 2 hater to prove they're not a shitter
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>>384263574
nice strawman
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>>384263793
easy way to deal with invaders. notice>>384262334

inb4 b-b-but muh honour

fuck your honour I'm not running through an area again
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>>384260780
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>>384263015
Because I like to be a aldritch bro and have some support in killing the host.
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>Invade
>There is a gank squad and a red phantom
>It's a fair fight, lets do it!
>red kills me and points me down
>gets killed like 2 seconds after

Fuck dark souls man
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>>384262940
The person you're replying too is clearly trying much harder than the average invader
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>>384264123
to be fair if it's a gank I'll work with other invaders then, aldritchers have my pity given that they're the most common victims of cunts in pontiff's backyard
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>>384264064
invaders?
these pvp katana duelists I'm talking about here
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>>384260780
I've never played dark souls

how does this ganking stuff work? Do enemy players just pop out of nowhere?
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>tfw beating the host to an elevator and taking it to the top and sending it back down
>tfw waiting to hear the mechanism activate and jump down with a plunging attack
DaS3 invasions are super fun if you aren't a regard that just runs into plain sight.
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>>384264372
the explicitly tells you they've invaded your world
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>playing ds3
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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>>384264342
sorry I'm not into that. usually when an invader was adept at dodging my farron r2 I just switched to uchi and running r1 spammed him (albeit some I baited with running r1 of my farron depending on their build)

I'm not really fond of unfair builds in multiplayer but I'm not really into invading either and don't appreciate being invaded. inb4 play offline then. I like the messages and placing messages myself
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>>384262731
>since when are greatswords scrub weapons?

Everyone was using them after that one patch that made them almost as fast as straightswords, they were definitely OP and the onyx blade in particular was fucking everywhere. I havent played in 6 months or so, hopefully they changed it
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>>384264526
>i'm a casual
ftfy
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>>384264283
Sometimes you can get the kill just from hosts being overly confident. I once got a win simply because the host decided to fight the knights while I was dealing with his fag brigade alone.
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>invade at the nightmare of mensis
>block their path out in the open

Too easy
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>>384264620
t, d e d invader
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>>384264283
>aldritchers have my pity

They don't deserve it, worst covenant. They exist to gank, and if youre beating them in a 1 v 1, half the time they will run away until another aldritchfag comes along
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fashion souls thread?
no top because I'm keeping the weight under 30
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>>384264859
I don't do that though. If anything, Aldritchbros get ganked by hosts and their squad just sitting where the giants are and waiting for them.
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>>384261774
>>384262071
don't bow if you don't want to be cool
>duh I just wanna kill and pillage man
>but I'm going to do my best bow unlock consciously to reciprocate the host's challenge
This is why people gank you faggots
>muh rules 1v1 me ganking bitch reee
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>>384265212
I don't believe in any honor rules, honor dueling is for faggots, i only bow to make some fag think i am
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>>384265495
I just wave. that way I'm being friendly but don't send mixed signals

and then I do a bitch move and kill the invader
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>>384260780
is the pvp still alive in bloodborne and how do i access it
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>>384265212
What is dueling anyway? What are the rules?
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>>384265495
>heh, looks like you fell for my clever subterfuge

whatever you need to do to make your fights easier
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>>384263025
>past 3-4m SM you start exclusively invading havelmonsters with 50+ in each stat

I believe they bumped the SM cap up to about 25 million
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>>384265653
>spam gun parries the game
bloodborne pvp is trash
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>>384265495
>i only bow to make some fag think i am
You're not really fooling anyone
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>>384265682
don't use flasks I think
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>>384265698
Only matters who wins, before i dropped for honor i loved making you fags cry by kicking off ledges
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>>384265706
as if that fixes anything
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>>384264259
Same, the archives are especially nice for it.
I always try to clear the whole area without the bonfire and only refilling estus with invaders.
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I have been using cheat engine for months and haven't been banned? back when they did some ban wave i got banned, but that was a family share account so who cares.
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>>384266037
I alt + f4 constantly and nothing happened `_`
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>>384260780
>Get summoned via red soapstone
>It's a 1v3 episode
>Two seconds later... "BLUE ADHERENT SUMMONED THROUGH CONCORD"
>Run away to get a couple NPCs to help me and to bide time
>Host gets killed by NPCs
>Host message: "START FIGHTING FAIR FAGGOT!!"
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I've never felt the satisfaction through ganking or invading. I just feel mean. Defeating a gank feels kind of good, but most of the time I just don't have the patience and just BC out. Duels are fucking boring.

Love co-op though. Helping someone through a difficult area or defeat a hard boss feels super rewarding. Too bad nobody ever summons much these days. ;_;
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>>384266259
Kiddies and their youtubers killed the souls community
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>>384266310
>wow guys check out my l33t nitpicked picks of times I didn't get blown the fuck out compilation
>don't forget to subscribe love you~~~
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>>384266246
I'm 90% sure blues aren't summoned from Red Soapstone summons.
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>>384265495
>guy reciprocates my bow
>gets slightly hurt and runs away to start chugging
>doesn't know what undead hunter charms do because he keeps running to try and sippy and freaks out when it doesn't work
>greatsword his asshole in when he STILL tries it the 4th time
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>>384266575
They definitely don't show up in two seconds either.
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>>384263025
>>soul memory creates an entire fuckload of balance problems, past 3-4m SM you start exclusively invading havelmonsters with 50+ in each stat
The 2-5M SM range is perfectly clean and fine for pvp, havelflippers being slightly above it
>>finite orbs you need to farm or increase your sm, insane amount of forced farming in general if you want to stay in specific SM ranges
What's the red arena?
>>agape ring is a late and half-assed solution that failed to solve virtually any actual soul memory problems
Agape ring makes pvp at mid SM without needing to reroll actually possible
>>cannot use any switches, open 90% of doors or operate 90% of elevators
What
>>even if host dies he won't lose his souls because 90% of playerbase is rocking ring of sacrifice you can repair
Softs made this ring expensive as fuck to repair, nobody I ever beat in pvp was wearing it outside low level clueless pvp
>>insanely short invasion time limit
Forces the invader to actually engage, and not hide among monsters like a tard
>>abundance of shit invasion spots, some of them can potentially lock you out of reaching the host permanently
This can literally only happen in Drangleic castle if you spawn upstairs, which pretty much never happens
>>you can be damaged during backstab animation
Yes, and?
>>almost no chance of ever being summoned as a bluefag because host needs to dedicate a ring slot for something that won't occur in vast majority of situations as getting randomly invaded in ds2 is almost impossible
The blue apostle doesn't need to wear the covenant ring for a blue guardian to be summoned, only the sentinel, you fag
>>insane amount of duelfag pandering at expense of everyone else, with arena being the worst offender
What is it to you that people can duel and fight club? Fight clubs only ever made sense in DaS2 as a response to the limited supply of red orbs
>>abundance of baby-mode items like jester top pummeling already low skill ceiling even lower
Get gud
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>>384266259
I like to do that too. Its very fun in the road of sacrifices as you never know where the host will want to go or how far you can go with him if he goes through Farron Keep.
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>>384266605
Guy is retarded, so easy to avoid charms in rolling souls 3
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>no more launch day pvp ever again

Ill miss it
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>>384266740
before youtubers and meta fags ruined everything feelsbadman
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>>384266740
>put the one of the first "glorious view ahead" messages in the cave leading to Majula
>get thousands upboats and constant healing
ezmode unlocked
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>>384266926
>write "tongue but hole" behind the first place you meet the emerald herald at
>infinite healing
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>>384266926
what would happen if you played DaS3 jap release and then rushed the western release and placed useful messages everywhere?
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>>384267126
Some people would see them, others wouldnt.
Messages seem to just appear and disappear regardless of how many upboats they get.
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>>384264474
So it is random
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>>384265901
>Only matters who wins

Why?
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>>384264259
Found the shitter.
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Ive been playing ds2 as my first souls game and I swear its harder to find paths than actual fights.
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>literally never been invaded throughout ds1 and 2
>suddenly reach nightmare area of bb and every 5 mins someone pops up to bait me into enemies

please tell me DSP suffered the same grief
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>>384264895
What are those leggings?
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>>384261201
>oh it's that type of faggots
>alt tab to cheat engine
>teleport host into a trap with no way out
>break all his shit
>black crystal out
try this on for size
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>>384261442
Not using moaning shield/Havel shield and black knight great sword while completely naked on on ng+3.

Are you Gud bro? :-)
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>>384261652
Youre a fucking dick sucking faggit
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>>384270997
lorian
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>its a bunch of invaders bitch that they can't constantly hide in trash mobs whenever their health drops below 60% so they can heal up while complaining about people summoning blue spirits and how it "ruins 1v1 invasions" and pretending they don't do shit like what I just described

Every time. You want duels, then set yourself up for duels.
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>>384269642
I don't know but he is doing a DS2 """redemption run""" right now and this one guy keeps invading him constantly. The butthurt is flowing
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>invade/get invaded
>slowly walk up to my opponent
>they bow
>start running and dash attack them in the face
It's the best.
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>>384273361
>forcing the host to attack a quest NPC and aggro it
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>>384260780

>*runs in circles for about five minutes before throwing out a running attack with the katana
>*switches to a curved sword because that's what youtubers said was the meta*
>*does "spacing", a fighting game term, in a fucking Souls game because Souls games are fighting games according to like ten different youtuber cunts who exclusively play these for the pvp*
>*runs in circles some more*
>*black crystals out*

Why do people try to turn everything into a fighting game/esports game now? Not everything has to be competitive, god damn.
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>>384260987
Or use seed of a tree of giants
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>>384273652
I hate metafags too but DS3 pvp is pretty shallow, without "spacing" it would just be 2 people in each others faces, flailing at each other
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>>384261591
>invader
>rules
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>>384274043

I understand what you mean, but carefully trying to approach isn't "spacing". The term is used by tryhard youtube fags and their fans to pretend like they play it in a more hardcore way.

Whenever you have your shield up and approach carefully in PvE, you don't call it "spacing". You're literally just moving in and out, or sideways.

The use of fighting game terms in a fucking Souls game will never stop pissing me off.
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>>384265212
>bow to create a false sense of security
>dumb anime poster treats this as honorabru duel
>kill him
>goes to caijun surfing forum to whine
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>>384260780
>get invaded, guy runs up, see's I'm fighting NPC enemies, waits patiently, waves, and waits for me to heal, then shows he's ready to fight
cool, fine, I'll fight you

>get invaded, guy runs up and smacks you in the back whilst you are dealing with NPC enemies, then runs away to another group of enemies if you win a 1v1 fight against him and his HP is low
fucking pussy, I save pic related just for you faggots
love watching them panic as they suddenly get hit in the back while doing the "well, what is it" gesture, thinking they are safe
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Anyone have a fun invasion build? I have an undead villager build for the village, using the pitchfork, harpe, pickaxe and the terrible great wooden hammer. Its fun hiding in that big group by the bonfire, and too early in the game for people to have a dozen estus flasks (unless they have buttbuddy password friends)
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>>384262731
everyone fucking uses greatswords because lel hyperarmor and dealing 3/4ths of a person's health in two hits. dex weapons are way higher risk for lower reward, and you'll inevitably get parry spammed by the cuck with his greatsword and buckler.
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>>384275107
Astora's GS is bae.
Casual non-pvp players have a tendency to only roll backwards so the weaponart will almost always hit if you predict a roll. And it's a damn satisfying weaponart to use, powerful too.
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>You have been inva-
>Go to blind point
>Spell myself to blend with environment
>Waste +20-40 minutes of the fellow while costantly summoning and re-summoning blue phantoms on him while browsing /v/
>If found at any time by luck or mistake, casually disconnect into offline mode
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>>384277228
>so scared of invaders you disrupt your gameplay for a lengthy period of time and then shut your game down

Haha, v-victory!
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>>384274918
It only lasts 45 seconds now.
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>>384277580

I am neither good at nor have I ever given a shit about Dark Souls """"PvP""", so why would I bother gitting gud if the game endorses my faux victories?
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>>384277228
I like doing that too. Its funny when they run right past you.
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Why are all blues shit
They are always twink builds that get killed in a single combo.
Honestly the only time I've seen a blue win is when I killed the invader while the blue was running away
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>post yfw you stomp a gank squad
Thanks gundyr's halberd. You make me feel good even though the charge requires no skill
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>>384261652
this is why i corrupt peoples saves with hacks, hope that gank was worth it
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>>384279414
Learn to handle the bantz
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>>384279691
sounds like you just dont wanna play fair my dude
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>>384279691
>do something to be obnoxious
>get retaliation from it in the form of someone being obnoxious

Seems fair to me really.
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One of my fondest memories of PvP (because fuck PvP) is baiting an invader into the dickwraith room at the high wall, escaping to the elevator, and standing on the switch so he couldn't get back up. I just watched youtube videos until he gave up and rolled down the shaft. Shit was hilarious.
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topkek i challenge any fucking invader, i'll reset their stats and have their game banned during the next wave
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