OH SHIT /V/ I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL http://mailchi.mp/fe72ea5

HHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHH

*inhales deeply*


...HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

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>wood styled

ATARI WINS BAYBEE

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>Modern internal specs
IM SO HARD

>phoneposter

fuck off

You do realize someone could find your location with that filename?

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>>384230848>>384230960

looks cute

>>384231014
>implying I haven't been doxxed before

>As you can guess, those ports suggest modern internal specs. It also means that while we will be delivering classic gaming content, we will also be delivering current gaming content.
Is it an android console?

So...when is the Kickstarter launching?

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Celebration thread?

Celebration thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo

>>384231014
Oh no, they're going to find out what time zone he lives in! OooooOOOooooOOOoo!

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>>384230848
>wood edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ZGNGBNIL8

YEAAH

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fu>ck off >phone >poster

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>>384230848
>tfw just got same email
FEELS G R O O V Y
>>384230905
t. jive turkey

it's s-still big enough to have switch-level games on it i guess

>>384231074
Imagine if Boxer8 is behind this.

The OUYA 2

>>384230848
>(((I)))

>>384230905
fuck outta here, john boy

>>384231014
4chan removes exif data these days, has done it for a couple of years now.

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She's fucking back and she's going to take her throne.

Tari Numba 1

>>384230848
>>384230960
mite b cool

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>>384231057

The wood style looks really nice.

Depending on price, I might pick one up.

>>384231215
I-I wanna cuddle with Tarisan

>>384231284
I'm picking one up regardless of price
It'll be the first console I've ever owned

>>384230848
So does this mean the second crash is coming? Just like Atari brought about the first one, their return to consoles herald the end times once more!

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>wood
Jive turkies eternally BTFO

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>>384230848
HOLY FUCK ALL THAT SHITPOSTING WAS WORTH IT, HAHAHAAH FUCK ALL THOSE NAYSAYERS SAYING IT WOULD BE A RETRO CONSOLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHO /ATARI/ HERE?

>>384230848
Eh... so, wheres the games?

>>384230848
naisu

daddy's back

>>384230992
why you avatarfag so hard? fuck off every thread

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Quick cool cats! Whats the first game you're getting on your new ATARIBOX?

>>384231405
ROLLER COASTER TYCOON

>>384230848
Looks dope!

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Time to play some GAMES daddios!

>>384230848
Where do you plug in the controllers?

So, it's going to be another snes mini but with further support?

>>384230848
>>384230960
>those ports
its fucking Tiny

>>384231539
>4USB ports
Probably into them

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>>384230848
Move out of the way I shiggy diggy baby.

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certainly no shilling going on in this thread
no sir

>>384231090
What's with Party Rock making a comeback?

>>384231539
in my boipucci

this shit is gonna be some dumbass android bullshit

>>384231576
This really reminds me of the ____OUYA____

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>modern internal specs
>classic woodgrain finish
Atari won

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All those Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft and PC losers can go get fucked, the Ataritards are taking over!

>>384231616
Please don't say that, that'll imply you're a homosex

>>384231651
I am

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>>384231057

I like this guy more now

>>384231616
how pink is your boipucci?

>>384230848
>>384230960
Disco never died.

>>384231579
But that's behind the "face" of the console. That's a terrible choice for placement since that means the controller cables need to be longer for it to be playable which means more resources spent and more money being used as a capital.

>>384230848
Is this fucking real? I've seen "PS Orbis" "Xbox 720" etc. concepts that looked better

>>384231692
Oh.. My bad, proceed with what you were doing.

>>384231650

Atardis?

Have any games been announced for it yet?

>>384231327
how underage / 3rd world are you that you've never owned a console

>>384231756
The controller is going to be wireless obviously with the added support to use wired (even cheapo USB controllers). If they do it any other way it's over.

>>384231867
19
I grew up on a PC cause my dad was an IT guy

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>>384231836

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>https://my.mixtape.moe/qboakl.webm

>>384231920
Delete this. im still mad

http://store.steampowered.com/app/282560/RollerCoaster_Tycoon_World/
This is the latest "game" nu-Atari has made. Do you seriously think a console made by a company that actually throw SHOVELWARE on Steam is going to be good?

>>384230848
Literally what the fuck are they going to have as exclusive games

They need some attractive heavy hitters lined up if they want to compete with Sony and Microsoft

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>>384231704
I used the color dropper on a picture of it.

>>384231693
fuck off /pol/tard and take your alt right shit with you

Nice malware link OP, your ransomware would actually have gotten me if I wasn't browsing in a VM by coincidence.

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>>384230848
>It's literally a modern plug n play
Where are you atari wojack-posting faggots woh thought Atari was making some kind of comback now?

mfw the Switch reveal was such a fucking disaster it brought Atari back to the console market

>>384232015
We will have great games like RollerCoaster Tycoon exclusively made for Ataribox.

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Custer's Revenge HD Remaster when?

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Making Atari Great Again.

>>384232063
k

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>>384231607
>>384231761
>>384231983
>>384232070

Hey do not down the groovy vibe in this place.

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM

>>384232027
Would you let me rim it while I jerk you off?

>>384232027
nice pie.

ATARI IS INFOGRAMES

>>384232103
That would legitimately be fucking horrible.

Atari does not look like they have development talent or the resources to contract out to big studios for exclusives. I will honestly be surprised if they reveal any good and unique games.

Alright boys, the disco ball is in your court. Prove to the industry you got the funk and not have two left feet.

>>384232110
https://youtu.be/oQwNN-0AgWc

This theme fits

>>384230848
what games can we expect ?

>>384232146
Sorry m8.
MOBILE SHOVELWARE. This is all "Atari" does nowadays. Note the quotes, because Atari is really INFOGRAMMES. A French company even shittier than Ubisoft who bought Atari's name and changed its name to try to make dosh off their reputation. If you look at any game they've made themselves they're all SHITTY.

>>384232170
Of course.
>>384232185
Pie?

There is literally no market for this new console

The Atari name has long since lost it's punch, and any exclusives they could drum up would be pitiful

Now a new Sega console on the other hand

>>384232190
Of course they don't. They'll do it themselves. Don't get too hyped though, all the recent games they've made themselves have been fucking shit.

>>384232274
six months after release

>>384232274
Y E S
E
S

>>384232259
>The Atari name has long since lost it's punch
It's not even Atari, it's Infogrames who stole Atari's name after buying them.

>>384232274
DELETE DIS

>>384232380
>Infogrames who stole Atari's name after buying them

how is that stealing they bought it

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>>384230848
Damn that shit actually looks cool. Lmao Xbone is dead, may the PS4/Atari(ifgamesaredecent)/PC/Switch alliance live henceforth

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>>384232259

>no market
k senpai

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>>384232030
Booty blasted neogaffer ahoy.

we dont need more western companies in this gay market. plz bring superior japanese companies like sega back to save gaming

>>384232030
You realize every board has become /pol/ right?

>>384232475
this is one of the most retarded post i've seen in a long time

>>384232515
Name one single fucking Atari game that could justify this new console

>>384232560
dumb xbot

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>>384232245
Still more games than the new Xbox that is coming out. Atari will come back and dominate them like Trump did by grabbing Hillary by the pussy.

>>384232587
Roller Coaster Tycoon

>>384232462
I'm just trying to make you aware it's not Atari anymore, it's FRENCH SHOVELWARE MAKERS INFOGRAMES. This fucking company hasn't made a good game in its whole life.

>>384232587
If they are loaded with weeb games, id buy it.

>>384231405
Primal Fucking Rage

>>384231405
BLOOD
L
O
O
D

>>384232642
Shut up Phil Spencer.

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>>384232632
I can't fucking wait for the next Roller Coaster Tycoon game that Atari will make exclusively for the Ataribox.

>>384230848
What games does it have?

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I really hope Atari actually succeeds in reentering the console race.

>>384230960

for an android-device.

>>384232617
I thought nu-Atari were full of SJWs?

>>384232448
waw yu smrat

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>mfw we get to witness an Ouya V2 trainwreck

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>>384232587
Airworld

>>384232685
Shut up, American. I'm warning you. Infogrames is universally hated in France. You are a fucking retard if you fall for their scams. All they do is use big names to try to make some quick bux from idiots.

>>384232587
Not Xbox. That is all they need to say.

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>>384232642
>This fucking company hasn't made a good game in its whole life.

how fucking new are you exactly ? they made tonns of good game during the 90s

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>>384230848
>Atari killed the gaming industry with the first crash
>Now they're saving it
This timeline is very silly.

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>There will never be a Dreamcast 2 with new Golden Axe, Gunstar Heroes, Jet Set Radio, Madworld, Ecco, Crazy Taxi, NiGHTS, Otogi, Panzer Dragoon, space Harrier, and Warhammer 40,000 games

If any company deserves a new console it's Sega

>>384232771
Sounds like the Xbox to me Phil Spencer.

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>>384232587
A brand new game all about best CPU.

>>384230960
> As you can guess these ports suggest modern hardware specs
> HDMI
> USB apparently not even 2.0
> modern

>>384232771
>Infogrames is universally hated in France

>faggot with no personality just repeating what french youtuber told him

pd va

>>384232732
It'll probably sell really well given how nintendo has been selling roms like hotcakes.
It's still going to be shit either way.

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QUICK /v/

PUT ON YOUR GROOVY FACE

>>384230960
inb4 it runs jellybean

Nintendo basically has a monopoly over the nostalgia-fueled niche videogame market. I'd love to see Sega come back and fight Nintendo for 3rd place

>>384232701
>Roller Coaster Tycoon World made by some shitty dev
>Comparing it to Chris Sawyer's Roller Coaster Tycoon
I've seen shitty comparisons before, but this one takes the cake

>>384231949
>atari corporate memes
max stale

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>yfw Ataribox gets more third party support than the Switch
>yfw Ataribox has better specs than the Switch

>>384232884
TG sale Kévin.

>>384233050
Its a fucking emulatorbox, are you braindead?

Atari's gonna get btfo more than Sega ever did

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>>384233001

>>384231405
Wow theres a game called Fapper.

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>>384233031
???
It's by Atari though. Enjoy your delicious shovelware, I guess. If you look at every new game from Atari on Steam, they're all below 50%.

>>384233058
t'y connais rien t'as aucun gout et t'as jamais jouer a un de leur jeu
grosse tache va

>>384232701
Never played this series, can I get a quick rundown?

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>>384233068
Get your phony ass outta here jive turkey.

> Still no word on architecture
It's probably another Android box like OUYA and hundreds of Chink consoles.
Best case, PC akin to steam machines.

No fucking way they can hop in with custom game console comparable to PS4/Xbone.

>>384233113
Have fun playing qbert and joust lmao

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>>384233001

>>384230848
>wood finish
Would buy on impulse

>>384233136
>tu es payé combien par les connards d'Infogrames?

>>384232839

>we will never get a new Clockwork Knight
>we will never get a new Daytona USA
>we will never get a new Guardian Heroes

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this literally already exists, you can but them at Target

>>384231090
based partyposter

>>384233219
>Implying Atari is retarded enough to make a retroconsole

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>a focus on "new audiences", specifically "LGBT, social casinos, real-money gambling, and YouTube".

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>>384232549
4chan has always been a right leaning outcasts website. Whether you want to call it libertarian or conservative it has always had right leaning users from the beginning. Its only newfags who want to rewrite the sites history.

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>>384230848
>appeals to old and new fans of Atari
>old and new fans of Atari
>new fans of Atari

>>384233142
This game is basically a shit game that's trying to surf on nostalgia. Infogrames is known for doing that. They buy companies and IPs and make garbage games using those games knowing people will buy them anyway.

looks cool, but I expect it to be android with the SD port. If not android, then some sort of microPC probably running some sort of linux branch or maybe even steamOS. Not really looking forward to it unless it's budget priced. I don't want to drop $300 on an ataribox, but I will happily drop $100 on one if it's got some good titles on it.

>>384233142
RCT1&2 we're made by Chris Sawyer (programmed by himself in assembly), Frontier took over and did RCT3 and brought the game into 3D, then everything went silent for 8 years, Frontier wanted to do RCT4 but Atari said no so Frontier went off and made Planet Coaster and in a panic Atari rushed out RCT:W

tl;dr Planet Coaster is the real RCT4

Wow. Can't wait to buy again and play all those old Atari games and Games from Android market.

>>384233219
That's why this fancy new one probably isn't playing 40 year old games

>>384233286
>he doesn't understand why habbo hotel occurred
back to pol

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>>384230848
>>384230960
It's a streaming box ala PlayStation Vue. Hmm.. this is actually a pretty good idea. But they will need a good partner.

>>384230848
This is what my cable box looks like

>>384233118
That's Tapper, the font makes the T look like an F

reminder that modern Atari has nothing to do with Atari, they literally just bought the name and the name alone.

>>384233410
Please tell us newfag.

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>>384233185
>No new power stone
>no new cannon spike
>no new house of the dead
>No new skies of arcadia
>You will never play the Gorkamorka racing game

fucking kill me

>>384233369
>probably
Thats just the thing

We have no clue what this thing is

>>384233414
playstation now, you mean.

and more like an onlive box.

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>>384233286
holy shit imagine being this much of a newfag
>dude we were totally always using the swastika non-ironically, it's not that it was just being edgy for fun!

>>384233484
Habbo Hotel mods were racist. That's the origin of the raid.

Is this Ouya all over again?

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>>384231014
i cant find anything

>>384232259
It's a stream box with an atari virtual console service built in. It will be dirt cheap to make and sell for $40 at Family Dollar. I think it will make a tidy profit for the investors.

>>384233550
Im an oldfag, and he's right. I started browsing the site 6 months ago and a lot has changed desu

>>384233567

+ drawing more shit to Ebaum's World

>>384232030

No you fuck off. Teaching kids to use makeup is fucking cancer. Teach them to be comfortable with how they are and how they look without caking up.

t. ugly

>>384233550
this i actually used to have fun being an edgy shit but then these faggots starting taking it way too fucking seriously

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>>384233581

>>384230848
You know I am getting the wood design

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What do you guys think the box is gonna look like?

>>384233286

I'm willing to bet you came here from /r/TheDonald and were never here when /new/ was a thing

>>384232549
Only if you count every board becoming /tv/ because they shitpost bane memes and blacked porn sure.

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>>384232030
fuck off commie

>People are excited for this blunder

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>>384233657
as much as I want redditors to leave, this is correct.
It's not /pol/ to think make-up isn't for any child, boy or girl.

The whole point of make-up is to make yourself look fertile, lipstick and blush is supposed to replicate and exaggerate the reddening of the lips and cheeks when a woman is ovulating.
Putting it on an actual child is really fucked up.

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>>384232672
Fuck yes, dude

>>384233526
No. I bet it will end up more like Vue. Or at least that's where they need to go with it. The streaming video part should sell well to casuals. PlayStation Now is more targeted towards people who have already made a decent investment in hardware like a desktop PC or a PlayStation 4.

You might be able to play Witcher III on your Ataribox tho.

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>another AMD hardware based console
we needed a 7th one right? the ps4,slim,pro,xbox one,s and x were clearly not enough.

>>384233771
>The whole point of make-up is to make yourself look fertile
[citation needed]

>>384233742
We need to see a price point before calling it a blunder. If it's over $99 it's dead on arrival.

>>384233742
Don't mistake corporate shills for actual anons.

>>384233841
There's no reason anything is wrong with this
>It might run Zen
JESUS ITS GONNA BE BETTER THAN THE XBONEX

>>384233841
Where are you seeing it reported to have AMD hardware? I think it will probably have some cheap low-power guts like you'd see in any other streambox

>>384233827
so you mean it's going to be more like a television streaming service? I don't understand.

>>384231405
PONG

>>384232587
They better fucking have airworld.

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Are you guys not understanding how tiny this thing is? It's not going to have anything like a modern CPU in it. Look at the size of the ports on the back in relation to the size of the unit.

>>384233864
do you really think it was just coincidence that cultures all over the world that never made contact somehow all decided coloring women to exaggerate features associated with fertility?
https://theconversation.com/the-secret-to-ovulation-is-in-womens-faces-but-men-cant-see-it-44093
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0017859

>>384234030
>He's never seen a Zotac PC box

>>384232839
>Dreamcast 2
Stop this meme, the only acceptable name for a new Sega console is the Phoenix.

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>>384234030
Pic related includes a """""modern""""" CPU powerful enough to run RetroPie for all your retro gaming needs.

>>384233742
They're probably deluded consolefags. Atari hasn't made a good game in 10+ years. Every single game they put on Steam have bright red reviews.

>>384233957
Yes, I think that will be one of the main selling points. It will be partnered with a cable or satellite company and let you stream television channels through it. And it will play some games via emulators downloaded through a virtual console, as well as a small number of modern titles that will be streamed through a service similar to PS Now or Onlive, probably the same service that streams games through HDTVs.

>>384234075
>first link
Says that women are "more fertile" when they have "redder" faces, but all of the women I've seen don't redden up their faces with cosmetics. Except, you know, clowns.

>second link
Same deal.

[citation needed]

i hope this groovy meme catches on, so i can start posting it on reddit and facebook.

>>384234030
do you have any idea how stupid what you just said is?
do you think the processors on consoles take up a lot of space and that bigger=stronger?

reminder the xbone was much bigger than the PS4 despite being weaker.
making a console super huge is just because you didn't engineer cooling properly.
You can fit high power PC components in a very small space, in fact there are prebuilt PCs stronger modern consoles about the size of a router.

>>384234180
Who the fuck cares about old games? We've been emulating them on PC for decades.

>>384234180
lel I'm talking about --------------real----------- CPUs here, mang. Like the kind that need heatsinks as big as your first.

>>384230848
oh boi
that is a nice router-tier design

Post more Atari Kojak

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>>384234231
>blush and lipstick are to replicate ovulation
>CITATION NEEDED
>article and a corresponding study that explains that women's lips and cheeks redden during ovulation
>CITATION NEEDED
face it, you didn't expect me to have a source.

>>384234220
There is no service that streams games through HDTVs anymore. PS NOW had support for tvs dropped, and the other services have all been bought out or folded.

I don't think a television streaming device would be worthwhile. Nobody watches TV anymore, and roku has an absolute vice grip on the plug-n-play app device market. Second and third are the amazon stick, and then the google stick. If that's the move they're making, it would be a horrendous misstep and 150% guaranteed failure. I think it's more likely this is just a plain jane android system with a fancy atari themed front-end that will be broken open in the span of a month.

>>384234294
You've never seen a 1U server have you? Put a liquid cooling block over an entire board with some low-profile fans and bam you're good

>>384233286
i hope you'll get banned
>>>/pol/
>>>eightchan

>>384234101
lol you know this atari thing is going to be a dinky plastic box that weighs about as much as a DSL modem.

>>384230948
Everytime I see these threads I read atari wojaks posts like the groove train guy from dexters lab, seems appropriate

i miss michael jackson

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>it's nothing

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>>384234349
>mfw some pleb has a roku or amazon stick as their default media box
>not using the far superior Nvidia Shield TV™
poorfags I swear

>>384232030
This shit is guaranteed (Yous)

>>384230960
>it's nothing but a designer wanking all over the screen
wew

I'm all for more hardware on the market, but what is even this new hardware going to be exactly?
Is it a steam box? If not, what developers are on board for exclusives?

>>384234338
You should read your own article, retard. That's why I'm not taking you seriously.

>Women’s attractiveness to men doesn’t vary over the cycle if the women are wearing make-up, which implies that make-up conceals natural changes in skin appearance.

>women wear cosmetics to fake fertility
>women wear cosmetics to conceal fertility
Pick one. Hint: it's the latter.

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any pics of the atari controller?

>>384230960
YES YES

>>384234352
I have seen them and you know very well this Atari thing is nowhere near comparable.
>>384234252
And you're just an idiot for writing all that while willfully pretending you don't also know the difference between what this product is going to be and what people mean when they say it won't have a real CPU in it.

This
>>384234180
is probably much more like what they mean by "modern internal specs". It has ethernet woooooooo

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>>384233740

>>384234030
Have you never seen a slim gaming laptop with a 1080 in it?

>>384230848
>Classic gaming content

Its an emulationbox isnt it?

>>384234349
>Nobody watches TV anymore
Dumb post. Less people watch tv, but that's still millions.

>>384231405
unironically Witcher 2 made with the original crew.
I know it will never happen.

>>384234431
Considering they all do the same thing, the cheapest device is fine for shit like watching netflix or hulu or amazon video or whatever. This device is trying to be a games system, and it needs to focus on the games to do that. If it doesn't have some name brand stuff to launch with it WILL be the ouya again.
>>384234581
nobody who's buying gaming devices or plug n play devices to watch netflix on their tv, is still subscribed to a cable provider/satellite provider.

>>384234563
Streambox/emubox. Basically a roku with atari games.

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>>384234504
women wear make-up year round retard, obviously if you cover what you're trying to replicate people can't notice the difference.

If this thing ends up being a "classics" type machine and not a AAA console with third party and exclusives, it's a waste of hype.

>>384234563
I don't think it would need that big ass DC plug, a shit load of USB ports and an ethernet port of it was just emulating

>>384234631
into the trash it goes

>>384234621
>nobody who's buying gaming devices or plug n play devices to watch netflix on their tv, is still subscribed to a cable provider/satellite provider.
I suppose the dozen or so people I know who are in this exact situation don't exist?

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>>384234512

>>384232030
>and take your alt right shit with you
Since when was traditional conservatism 'alt-right'? Not tarting-up your kids is probably big on the list of anyone with the slightest streak of social conservatism.

>>384234631
Literally not true

>>384234665
>women wear make-up year round retard, obviously if you cover what you're trying to replicate people can't notice the difference.
Congrats now look at the claim:
>>384233771
>The whole point of make-up is to make yourself look fertile, lipstick and blush is supposed to replicate and exaggerate the reddening of the lips and cheeks when a woman is ovulating.

Now fuck off, because your argument holds about as much water as a Saudi who died of heat stroke.

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>>384234621
>they all do the same thing
THE SHIELD IS THE ONLY ONE WITH FULL DOLBY CODEC SUPPORT, AN INTERNAL PLEX SERVER AND DIGITAL TV SCHEDULED RECORDING AND LIVE CASTING YOU FRICK

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>>384234524

>>384234725
they're what are called outliers. Primetime TV shows going from having 4-5m viewers every week on sunday night to struggling to hit 1.5m speaks volumes about the amount of people still watching TV.

>>384234707
It's not that big. The system is very small.

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>>384230848
>current year
>falling for online begging bowl scams

>>384234763
keeping telling yourself that and maybe it will come true

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>>384234768
are you pretending to be dumb on purpose?

>>384234779
Agreed it's just evolution. Who wants to pay 80$ a month for two channels when you can pay 10$ for multiple stuff really.

>As you can guess, those ports suggest modern internal specs. It also means that while we will be delivering classic gaming content, we will also be delivering current gaming content.
It's happening. I really hope atari swoops in and dominates the market.

>>384234837
Im telling you because they already released two emulation boxes in the past 6 months

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>>384230848

>atari crashed the market in the 80's
>atari lynx
>atari jaguar

Does anyone seriously believe that THIS time they will be successful? Or is it just funposting?

btw, does anyone have the original atari gaston?

>>384234910
Dominating ain't gonna happen. But it might be enough to make the other guys get their shit together.

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>>384234729

>>384234826
they're actually not begging. They don't even have a kickstarter or preorders up yet. I'm sure they'll be up in due time but the fact they're NOT trying to put up a kickstarter has me hoping this could be something more than total garbage.

>>384234950
The only guy that needs to get their shit together right now is Sony.

>>384233286
>>384232549
God, You really like to embarrass yourself, don't you?.

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>>384234935
>Implying we don't want them to crash the industry again

>>384234992
Microsoft does their fair share of bullshit too. As does Nintendo.

>>384234932
This one is online. That's what makes it different.

>>384234992
Thats not how you spell Microsoft

>>384231962
>its her turn

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>>384234768
>>384234842

Stop it already. Makeup doesn't always make you look good.

>>384234776
>>384234524
>>384233740
Epic reddit discussions.

>>384235091
it doesn't but that doesn't change its purpose.

>>384235068
>Nintendo
>with a new successful system out that is unique from every other console
>Pokemon, Metroid and fire emblem on the horizon as well
I don't think so

>>384230848
So...It's got a pretty retro design...Okay? Where's the win?

>>384235192
They're also guilty of buying into paid online but making it more awkward and cumbersome and they are dragging their feet so fucking hard on the virtual console content for the sake of pushing their plug n play consoles, which are produced in low numbers to drive sales.

I love them but they do some dumb shit.

>>384234935
that was Atari that did that.
The current company who calls themselves Atari has nothing to do with them.
They just bought the name.

>>384235192
Look so far only Zelda was good an mario looks good. Don't think they have it in them to fuck up Metroid Prime 4 and the Pokemon game.

>>384235091
Women look better without makeup anyway

>>384235192
>on the horizon
that's the thing, the horizon isn't now. And there's not enough filler in between releases that normies have an interest in. Also the lack of available hardware is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge issue that nintendo just keeps handwaving with "b-buh apple" while people turn to their other systems. I'm looking forward to mario, and fire emblem, but those alone aren't enough to make me buy the system. Maybe when pokemon is actually out and on shelves, and metroid too, I might consider buying a system. If there are any even still left.

>>384235265
>They're also guilty of buying into paid online
That is the consumer's fault. We all accepted it and paid for it so that is what it is worth now.

>>384235336
I never accepted any of this crap.

>>384235265
Paid online was pushed back because they're ironing out problems. Voice chat system can still change. Virtual console isn't something they can add with a snap of the finger.

These are issues but not ones that would make a Switch less appealing compared to other consoles because the entire gimmick and offered exclusives are the main selling points.

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>>384235056

Fair point. The heroes we need then.

>>384235269

I guess we'll see then.

>>384231405
NBA Jam

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This has nothing to do with Atari other than the branding.
Literally some Android box with an emulator.

1.) No Blueray drive
2.) Pretty small
3.) No other Gimmick
4.) Amazon is affiliated

-----> It´s a fucking streaming box. Kill your hype, this will just allow you to stream games that are rendered on Amazon servers.

Estimated price: 150$

>>384235426
Never paid extra for online? Are you sure?

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Gonna SKALP the SHIT out of it, just like those Nintendo Consoles.

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It's just..an emulator box...? This isn't groovy. Not groovy at all.

>>384233567
did u look that up in knowyourmeme?

>>384230848
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infogrames

not atari.

>>384232587
BLOOD

>>384235698
Probably true.

>>384232515
>>384232745
which marketing agencies is pushing these faces so hard recently? Several obvious marketeering campaigns use them.

Don't try to pretend you are an Atari fan. Atari hasn't existed for years and is nothing but a brand being used by other companies.

>>384236262
Sony already has anti-shills out in force huh?

>>384230848
Why do you keep shilling another steambox?
It's not gonna sell, unless it has games.

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>>384230848
>every news article is saying it's like the SNES classic despite it outright being said that it won't be that and it'll play other stuff
I fucking hate clickbait so goddamn much.

>>384236469
Use your brain. Sony shills use the same shitty memes made in some Indian sweatshop.

>>384233286
>4chan has always been a right leaning outcasts website
go fuck yourself you newfag

>>384232839
Sega is too creative for being restrained by something like IP, they need to create new one. No wonder they are Nintendo Nemesis when you compare them on this point.

>>384230848
>>384230960
>mix of classic style games and modern style games

This is literally everything I've ever wanted from a game system.

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>>384233286
>Its only newfags who want to rewrite the sites history.
You would know, huh?

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it's been so long since i last seriously thought about buying a console
don't let me down ataribros

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>>384233286
Been here since 2004. I'm 40.

4chan was originally anarchistic and has gone full liberal since about a decade ago. You're an idiot if you think there's even a slightly large "right wing" presence on here. Even most of /pol/ is just leftwing shitposting.

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What if it's just a third party box? No exclusive Atari games but it's cheaper to get than a PS4/Xbone/Switch

>>384232839
What made Sega consoles great were the new IPs which you listed, not the ports.
Of course ports are good too, RE2 on DC was amazing and Saturn had shit ton of PC game ports.
But even without new IPs if they made new console with all their existing games I guess that would be good enough for me with a new Yakuza game not on a shitty laptop hardware that is PS4.

>>384237125
The name anonymous was hijacked reddit newfags who thought it's some sort of organization instead of just random people using that name to stay anonymous. Also funny to see them protesting against scientology, but those are the same faggot hipsters who defend islam and judaism.

>>384232030
>thinking 9 year old boys shouldn't be wearing adult female makeup is now "alt-right"

this is why you lost, and this is why you will continue to lose
the 2018 midterms are going to be a salt mine the likes of which the world has never seen

>>384232274
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>384237347
I would have no problem with that.

A system where classic gameplay and modern gameplay coexist is pretty much the ultimate console. That alone has an insane amount of potential.

>>384237338
4chan was always anti authority and it still is.
It's just the nature of authority that changed.
Nobody gave a fuck about left-right.

>>384237720
you're delusional

you're one of those faggots who thinks 4chan is "fight club irl"

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>>384231693
And what if the child suggested or just started to do it himself.
What would you do? still deny him what you would like to do?

>>384237845
If a child just started shitting on the ground, would you allow it?

>>384237347
Then just get a fucking PC

>>384237347
What is a PC

It better have some way of justifying its existence compared to PC and Switch

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>>384231609
it never went out of style

>>384237881
Theres a fair difference between shitting on the fucking ground when you're taught from a young age that's bad to putting on make up.

What a retarded argument you just made.

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>>384230848
Sounds like Ouya. Remember when /v/ hyped up the Ouya?

>>384237976
Both are unacceptable social behaviors for males. Both can and should be corrected.

>>384237756
you're delusional

you're one of those faggots who thinks 4chan is "place to meet qt boys and suck dicks"

>>384238045
One is a behavior unacceptable for HUMANS not just males.
In your argument I could say why the fuck do you play games? It clearly plays a role in degeneracy. And you honestly can't deny that if you're on /v/.

>>384238045
>unacceptable social behaviors for males
>every single male celebrity that's still young and attractive wears makeup when appearing on camera

Soooo.. its going to be a steambox with a few custom tweaks and atari games?

>>384238187
Worse, it'll stream Amazon games instead.

THIS IS FUCKING OUYS 2.0

>>384238074
Great /v/ should be nuked. I agree. That doesn't change the fact that the boy should be taught how to be male in his culture. Other guy that responded, you don't get a reply due to low tier bait.

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>>384238903

>>384233414
Literally a repackaged Roku 3

>>384238641
shut up homo

>>384236653
I heard on the grapevine that it's some cool cat called "Wojak".

>>384234158
p gay m8

Its an ouya/android box in an atari case. that's all.

>>384238636
>>384239483
I didn't know /v/ were seers!

>>384237338
right cant hantz da bantz

>>384235717
Not him, but I've never done it. I'd rather not play shitty online games than support these shitty practices.

Oh wow it's fucking nothing
The memes were fun while it lasted

>>384237845
Certainly not let him cake his face in toxic products made with adults in mind and then releasing him onto the school system where he'll be bullied relentlessly.
As a parent, it's your job to teach your kids not to do things that make them seem like weirdos to the rest of society.
When you encourage these types of behaviours, you're doing more harm than good.
You need to correct children when they do stupid shit. That's how they learn.

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>>384232617
I wanna grab lum by the pussy

>it's a steambox with a 2600 emulator
wow woah

>>384231405
Blood 3.

>>384230948
The sony wojak is a black dude. Don't fuck up the lore.

>>384233131
>Developed by Nvizzio Creations
Not Atari

>>384240097
Oh shit a Lum reaction pic. You made clicking in this shitty thread worth it for me.

>>384236841
Most game systems already have some sort of back catalog like VC or Neo Geo stuff.

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>bloodborne 2 announced
>it's an atari box exklusive

>>384231405
Rollercoaster tycoon then probably gauntlet.

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>>384231090
ATARI ALWAYS WINS BABY!!

>>384230848

Nice Ouya you got there, fagget.

This only good for console-tans, that's all.