You're at a bar with your girlfriend when suddenly this

drop poison meat on the floor and cut his pickle

hug leg and mash, roll and shield if needed.

I kill him until he dies from it.

Put him on my cheeseburger.

I give him the bloo foob then plant a bomb next to his head

>>384229346
I thwack him with consistent third-stage charges to his toes and legs until he falls over, and then third-stage his face.
Savage Jho was scary the first couple times, but he's really predictable.

Call Peco for help

>>384229346
Drop some blue meat then blow the bar up while he's asleep inside

Afterwards, search his burnt corpse for any gems

>>384229346
There's blood everywhere and a very angry and hungry pickle.

I steal his gf as retribution, obviously.

>>384230852
>Savage Jho was scary the first couple times, but he's really predictable.
That describes Jho in general.

>>384230852
>>384231420
That's all monsters in general.

At least Tri and 3U did that magic of fear and intimidation beautifully.

>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MADE IT TO HIGH RANK.
>Now we're going to let this end game monster that can one shot you crash any quest you accept just because he can.

>>384230852
Dunno about Tri Savage, but 4U Savage is still dangerous if predictable, because his every attack, no every touch, fucking pins you.

>>384229346
pick up what's left of her, throw shit at it and superman dive out of there

There are no "bars" in Monster Hunter.

checkmate.

>>384232585
The gathering halls are basically bars with some quest givers.

>>384232680
I meant monster HP bars. But I guess that was a bad joke anyway