>Final Fantasy 7 would have never happened if Prof. Ghast hadn't been a smart ass and told Sephiroph that his mother's name was Jenova.
He only realises what's happened when he sees the Jenova in the reactor and then researches the project. If Ghast just said she was Ann or Clair or some shit, it would have been fine. Funny.
>>384222993
Actually, it's Hojo's fault. Hojo was the one that told him his mother was Jenova. He should have said Lucrecia. The only thing Ghast did wrong in relation to the whole thing was identifying Jenova as an Ancient, but it couldn't be helped seen that she can manipulate her appearance.
>>384222993
He would have found the secrets in the manor regardless.
>>384223185
>those hips
>that ass
It shouldn't have happened anyway because jenova wasn't even a cetra
>>384223212
He probably wouldn't have researched it had he not seen his mother's name on a door in the reactor full of monsters.
>>384222993
Extra T H I C C
FF7's story is a fucking mess
>>384222993
Sauce?
>>384222993
Hojo was the one that told Sephiroth his mother was Jenova. And Sephiroth didn't freak out about having a mother with that name. It was when Cloud(Zack?) asked Sephiroth if he was the same as the monsters since he too was exposed to Mako.
>>384222993
Hojo's the cunt that really ruined everything though, but Ghast should have not theorized that an ancient demon alien from space was an ancient.
this just happened to me 5 minutes ago so I want to rage about it here.
>decide tonight is a good night to finally play ffvii
>boot it up on steam
>d/l and install
>it requires I input a squeenix account to use
>go through 500 error messages to make an account on their webpage
>have to recover my password I just made and create a new one
>back in the steam client I put in my log in credentials
>error too many unsuccessful login attempts try again later :^)
I should just refund this shit.
So is Kokonoki Nao's work canon or not?
If Vincent wasn't such a beta fucking cuck none of it would have happened.
>>384224436
FF7's steam port is hated for that, did you read the reviews on the steam page that stated that this would happen or did you gamble on an old game's pc port
>>384223185
muh dick
>>384224054
Not really. It's very straight forward for JRPG standards.
>>384224831
I bought it for 99cents so i didn't bother looking into it. I cant even log into their website it's so jank.
>>384225104
Well at least you bought it cheap, you should try to emulate it
>>384225104
When has the Steam version ever been $1?
>>384225417
never
>>384225417
I might have been more i don't remember. It was at most $5.
>>384225236
maybe I will been thinking of emulating izjs too
>>384224436
Just emulate it mon
>>384223160
>Hojo
>Gashat
Fuck, I cant escape Ex-Aid can I?
>>384222993
goddamn I love fit women. So hot and so powerful, I can really respect their effort and the amount of energy they have to achieve such a body.
>>384223212
would he?
>>384224436
Yeah, it sucks. I'm replaying it just now and my experience was
>Everyone on /v/ is telling me that the original version is the best, so I'll download a PSX emulator and play it
>Not too much hassle
>Oh, I need to download a BIOS seperately? Okay, fine. Done
>Didn't work
>Change settings
>Didn't work and fucks with my resolution/sound for the fun of it
>Read a guide, change settings, try again
>Works but the graphics are terrible, below PSX level even
>Fuck this
>Buy it on steam, it can't be much worse
>Installed and ready to play in minutes
>I need a fucking Squeenix account!? TO PLAY FINAL FANTASY 7!?
>Fuck it. Get one
>Doesn't want me to play with my controller
>Have to manually setup my Steam account to do this
>Have to then manually setup my controller to use analogue sticks as well as D-Pad because fuck you, it's not 1998, I physically can't play with just the D-Pad anymore
It's finally done and I've had fun with it, but goddamn was that exhausting.
>>384227024
I agree.
>>384227064
>>384223212
Nah, he wouldn't have. He only even got tipped off because someone got cute with the name Jenova. Why was it even given a name anyway? If it had just been "SHINRA PROJECT 135B" everything would have been fine(?)
>>384224126
>It was when Cloud(Zack?) asked Sephiroth if he was the same as the monsters since he too was exposed to Mako.
At that point it was Zack and he didn't ask that, Sephiroph said that about him.
>>384224557
>Those MILF tits
>>384228162
you have only yourself to blame for not being able to work an emulator and the reason you have to get the bios is because that is actually something sony could throw the law at you over
you can find full packs with bios and plugins all over the fucking place though regardless
>>384230019
And yet PS2 emulation is literally plug and play, same as PS3 emulation. Funny that.
I just hope they make Remastered Tifa have the huge boobs that she canologically has.
>>384222993
What the fuck, why was the image deleted?
>>384232307
Probably because some SJW reported it and some mod who didn't know better deleted it. /v/ is a blue board, but all boards are 18+.
>>384232539
It wasn't even porn though, or anything even close.
Now I have to post this to see if they banned me at the same time.
>>384232307
Still have it?
Didn't get a chance to save it.
>>384234076
I've got it on my phone one sec
>>384234076
>>384234437
Why is Aeris literally 10/10?
>>384234505
Thank you based anon
>>384234437
>>384234505
You're a cool dude anon
>>384224557
yes because wasn't she injected with jenova cells while sephiroth was still in her womb?
>>384224436
>>384224831
>>384225104
>>384228162
Why didn't you just pirate the steam version?
You just press the "play" button on the launcher and that's it.
>>384228162
>want to play VII
>buy it on psn for cheap cheap
>runs fine
>no different from original unless you're autistic
>no hassle
>>384234535
I've always been a Tifa guy, but playing through the game again, I can really see why people get into Aeris so much.
In all the years that passed, I've always thought that Tifa was the woman Cloud needed- he returned to her and she can see that his psyche seems to be hanging by a thread, she doesn't know how to help him but she does her best, trying to just be there for him, trying to support him and trying to go along with the false history he spins, even though she knows it's not true.
But I'd forgotten how Aeris fits into that too, that she's the one who actually challenges Cloud. At the start of the game everyone just goes along with his gruff loner personality, she teases him, ignores him and basically makes him play to her tune instead of playing to his. It's no surprise at all that she captivated him so thoroughly, because she's the one who actually gets him to break out of the persona he's given himself and be him, Cloud, someone who's not the dour and harsh ideal Zack/SOLDIER image he's been living.
It's funny seeing how minimal the Aeris/Zack relationship was though, she even straight up says there was nothing serious between them before she has any idea about what's up with Cloud and him, although, it was about 5 years ago, so I suppose that's fair enough. It's such a change from all the other media that play Aeris up as this ideal waifu and Zack's ideal love, the base game seems to present it as just something simple that didn't work out.
TL;DR: Tifa is still best girl, but Cloud should definitely take Aeris on the Golden Saucer date I think, it's no surprise he'd be in love with her.
>>384235108
I sent my PS3 over to my brother so he can play P5 though, so no dice.
>>384235074
At that point I didn't care enough. I wasn't emulating it to be cheap, I was doing so to get the "Authentic Version", or as close as possible without having a PSX and the game. Chucking $15 onto Steam and buying it wasn't a big deal.